Non-Blonde Chris Crocker: Leave Hillary Alone!!!

[Romexmagi69]

Wow, this actress is so beautiful.

[Dylsworth]

that was pretty good. watch the whole thing guys

[guildwarsnerd5]

hahahha

[screwyou]

Brilliant! Perfectly written, and far straighter face than I could have managed.

[stamporomano]

Lol 1:41 the pause that was a nice touch :-)

[Otacrack]

lol its sounds like she's laughing not crying during that vide, and she lacks the "LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!" passion which was seen in the original

[eternelsunshine]

this WAS the original "leave hillary alone." are you referring to the original leave BRITNEY alone? and yes... the giggles were hard to suppress :)

[PleaseSetAgeOver18]

Now if you started to read this don't stop because it's scary! ok send this to 5 other videos in 143 min. when you're done press F6 and your crushes names will appear on the screen in big letters. this is weird because it works. If you break this you won't have a date for 5 years

[Boolaboola69]

BooHooHoo, Don't let the door hit you on that fat ass on your way out Billery!

[sara2cute4u]

lol i like hilary

[kingxfranky]

4 mins for crap damn it

[bitchily]

blah blah blah.

thats all i hear.

[mzmadmike]

"She hasn't been first lady in YEARS!"

[CLOELIXER]

haha, i dont really like Hillary, but i loved this video, lol XD (5stars)

[patiris]

Has anyone told you that Hillary Tells Porky Pies. I think this should be included in your Therapy

[123abcmoose4]

screw u ur vid sucks doushbag!!!

[eternelsunshine]

it's spelled "douchebag". have a good one!

[abolisher123]

rofl

[sara2cute4u]

lol that is so funny

[Darkcasanova]

lol u spellt it wrong hahaha

[mellowinman]

This could've been really great, but it's too long. You want this to run about a minute or so, maybe a bit more. The crying sucks, but the shouted emotion is GREAT and pretty funny. Do you have any editing software? You actually have some good potential here, but it got grating after two minutes, and the crying needs work.

Don't quit trying; you could be very good!

[Nalhovito]

I wanna bang this chic

[bannie]

Universal health care is SOCIALISM. The Marxist hillary wants to own your paycheck so she can determine what is spent how. If she wins, just kiss your income check goodbye.

[eternelsunshine]

that's an interesting point. i have felt that the sweeping social reforms of liberal democrats have bordered on socialist tendencies for a long time. i don't have a judgment on this, however.

[auradistorter]

the cue-cards are just right side of the camera, watch again, she looks at them every couple of seconds.....also listen for rustling paper...haha

or maybe they were just making paper aeroplanes, while she was attempting to act

[auradistorter]

i generally sympathise with this girl, in the most sarcastic intention possible.....POOR HILLARY, she lost a dog, and she lives in a town full of stock brokers :( .... she also lost any creditabilty due to the one or two, sorry one or two hundred lies shes told

[polizah]

Hilarious, very well-done! Maybe a bit too long to keep up the crying part but really impressively funny.

[lipby]

Ha ha ha...

Please, nation, do not nominate Hillary. For once can the Democrats NOT put up the unelectable loser?

[HypnoToad72]

I hope she's being sarcastic.

[LosersOfTheYear]

You = Super Hot

Even though you're crying.

[cdnerds]

AHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[queenofbabble1]

You mean... Vote Obama 2008.

[ukkfayooyay]

LOL.... love it. Smack down that Hildebeest!

[Youngdb0]

ROFL

[ngajengai]

I totally love this video.

It made my night and possibly my whole week.

It's completely hilarious and brilliantly executed.

Girl, you keep putting in the videos.

You've got the gift! *LOL*

[filipinoboy147]

no1 is making fun of hillary

[agentzero1]

not funy at all and stop copying that fucking gay britany's no.1 fan.

[eternelsunshine]

funy is a funny word...

[agentzero1]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooK?

[PadreGuido]

This would be funny if you were a fat, drunk, middle-aged guy wearing a wig.

[eternelsunshine]

everything would be funny if i were a fat, drunk, middle-aged guy wearing a wig. hooray for beer, carbs, and massive hair loss!

[twiggytwink]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just like Santa Claus... there is ONLY ONE CHRIS CROCKER.

[OmfgitzJonn]

ur not funny

[lesatseaside]

obviously you've missed the Chris Crocker "leave Brittany alone" video floating around the internet.

[agentzero1]

y r u reading off the paper?

[sodr2]

its the time of month for hilary, please leave her alone

[cdh409]

wow, i wasted ten seconds of my life that i'll NEVER get back :(

[eternelsunshine]

meh, you probably would have wasted it anyway. but thanks for wasting them on my video!

[MindbendaAMV]

if it helps any at all, I liked it, and thought about this idea. However...footage of Hillary Clinton breaking down would have been a better idea.

[eternelsunshine]

i actually made this video in september- several months before the breakdown. but that's a good idea. thanks for commenting!

[lesatseaside]

hilarious spoof- good job!

[LiquidRushOnline]

Plus the 30 seconds writing that trite comment=you're too nice...P

[ungarelly]

more eye shadow ....then would of been perfect

[nicholas1134rules]

lol funny....did u do that? its so jokes

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, nicholas (and bob)! glad you enjoyed it.

[Roachji]

instant fail.

[eternelsunshine]

thanks for watching!

[bobhosta]

Seriously, super freaking funny...very nicely done

[JustinMonroeDownload]

I love your version so much better!

[eternelsunshine]

aw thanks... but i have to say, i was laughing at yours, and then the kit kat bar made me lose it completely. "give her a break?" cute.

[freelander]

LOL...eternelsunshine that was brilliant, I was cracking up over here. That "you in the plural sense stuff" was hilarious! Well done :)

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, freelander. i sort of like "you in the plural sense as well". thanks for watching!

[Kumacho1957]

Jebus people! It's called "A Parody". You critique her because she is reading it. Maybe that is part of her idea. Chris Cocker (yes I spelled it like that on purpose) was highly melodramatic and even seemed fake at times. Perhaps that was her idea here.

Frankly I found it entertaining.

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, kumacho! it seems the art of parody is almost lost nowadays- unless you wink at the audience and say in a stage whisper "Get it? GET IT?!"

[Mierk]

American people have truly lost their mind. Get a life, woman.

[eternelsunshine]

hmmm. that sort of sounds like cultural bigotry. if you wanted to say "american WOMEN" however...

[Mierk]

I rest my case...

[boydkoers]

hahaha..lol..typical american =P

[Unnieke]

shite

[crzypancake]

lol funny as hell "random chick on youtube that has nothing to do with hillary" my dad thinks ur hot

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, crzypancake. thanks to your dad too!

[bul5588]

OK not only it's lame but you can at least pretend you're not reading the whole text!

I mean, it wouldn't have turned out to be lame if it was real... :O

[scott102306]

God you are lame like hillary!

[swttkr]

Extra lame. Sorry.

[Baroque1750]

Never Clinton!!!

[newsradiohead]

Oh God, I feel so embarassed. I thought you were talking about Hilary Duff until about a minute into the video.

[eternelsunshine]

a bunch of people thought that. but the duffster can defend herself, i say.

[spli6sfracture]

i can count to 10

[UK19F]

Ur hilarious!! I watched this Chris Crocker thing....who is she?

xx

[mikedsd]

awesome...I soooo wanted to do this!!!!!

[RobbieFaeScotland]

"SHE'S A POLITICIAN!" oh my god I've gotta quote that!

[jacksonclan]

Thanks for not swearing!

[zottffssent]

Very well done and you are pretty.

[eternelsunshine]

thank you so much for saying so!

[myjoebig]

This is really funny.Great.Thanks for the entertainement.

[eternelsunshine]

glad you were entertained, myjoebig :)

[lycee1francais]

hey i think this is soo funny. way to go, i hope you are voting for her (if she wins the candidacy) lol women for president

[xxx1996]

if shes elected were gonna lose game systems ---- there more important the having a president

[blade004]

Totally irrelevant to the Video, but i kind of find eternalsunshine attractive :) She is most likely married though like most good looking women. lol.

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, blade! but believe it or not, i'm not married ;)

[fran2621]

man u really suck! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you hav some big balls to put this on the internet!

[layyrahh99]

omg i love your teeth im so jelous!

[eternelsunshine]

thank you! i can refer you to my orthodontist but he lives in new jersey. if he's still living (it's been 15 years) his name is doctor rosenbaum.

[linkin1712]

You have nice teeth!

[trentrileyriley]

u have pretty teeth

[Speedy62X]

haha where you watching? XD learn your text :D

[betz28]

classic!

[FinalBudokai]

Holy shit i just pissed myselph!!!!

[eternelsunshine]

yikes!  meh, it happens :)

[jetboy0220]

ooo, hey chica, your pretty cute. IM me plz

[Steni97]

A little late for that plea now. If only someone had left her alone in Arkansas at the Rose Law Firm knee deep in the Whitewater. A reverse carpetbagger and congenital liar with more skeletons in her closet than a few. Maybe Sandy Burglar can carry the offending documents out in his underwear as well?

[eternelsunshine]

there are definitely skeletons in the closet. it's fortunate that hillary lives such a high profile life that we know about hers. i wonder what her opponents are hiding? besides obama's affinity for white powder (described himself as a "junkie") and giuliani's financial "ethics"... i can't wait to find out. 2008 will be the most interesting presidential race since 1928.

[drewdman]

What happened to your eyebrow? Nail gun accident?

[eternelsunshine]

yes. a nail gun that only shoots circular nails. they're popular in tibet. thanks for watching!

[Michelle91607]

You suck. You're not half as good as Chris...

Lame

[Anamethatsta]

lol i love that, im just some random chick on youtube who has improtant things on her mind

[Anamethatsta]

o comon cant blame her for tryin, and are you saying we should just drop chris crocker and get over it? no way!

[ShaunThe1]

dude get a life ur a copy from the uncool chris so ur just as NOT cool as him

[sandieblack]

I hope Hillary wins, cuz I so want to do her. Not in that way...get ur mind out of that gutter.

[Naveera]

JUST SHUT UP BITCH

[Djkhalido]

LMFAO!!!!!

[desheik]

Hilarious. At first I thought you were talking about Hilary Duff.

[eternelsunshine]

thanks desheik. someone SHOULD make a video about hillary duff.

[sandieblack]

I thought so too ;-)

[born2dancee]

your not funny im not laughing i think chris is the only funny one

[Anamethatsta]

lol so obvious your readin from promptcard but champion effort

[eternelsunshine]

yes. i thought it a bit much when the cue card fell and hit me in the face :)

[drumfreak1688]

uummmm...

copying chris crocker the freak that didnt take his pills

[jumpsterke]

marginaaaaaal!

[Blu3Gid4n]

Wow, it's so funny xD

[eternelsunshine]

glad you liked it! :)

[003bio]

lol

[51richie]

your hot so ill vote clinton in 08

[eternelsunshine]

wow...thanks 51 richie!

[rzrzrzrzrzrz]

FUCK YOU

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, luvulongtyme and rushellelyn!

[RushelleLyn]

you go girl!

[luvulongtyme]

funny! haha..

[jalenfaith]

Hi, This was great. Better than Chris Crockers lol

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, jalenfaith!  don't tell chris though... very sensitive.

[coke20x]

well played. u are very clever. (im being sincere. not a smart ass)

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, coke20x! glad you liked it :)

[StephStance]

my freaking sides hurt from watching this....LMAO

[overmind25]

All of the Clintons are jokes! Not to mention murderous (Clinton killed over 500,000 in Iraq). Her health care plan is terrible. It doesn't allow choice and bails out the insurance companies. Gravel wants a voucher system so everyone will be covered but there will be competition and choice. Gravel's ideas beat Hillary's by a long shot.

[eternelsunshine]

Hillary's health plan is the only one I am aware of, though I certainly have not scrutinized all of them, that takes the needs of Americans with Disabilities into direct consideration. Americans with disabilities get absolutely screwed with health insurance and as a result, most of us don't have any, or pay more than we earn to get it.

[eternelsunshine]

This is an issue vital to me, so yes. I LOVE her plan. I love the idea of not getting screwed out of medical coverage because I'm already sick. Under Hillary's projected plan, that will become obselete. Gravel, btw, doesn't mention Americans with Disabilities and how his Health Care plan with affect them on his website.  So I can't say if he has a stance on this issue at all.

[overmind25]

Her plan will continue the problem that we have today of uncompetitive insurance companies. Btw, everyone forgets that Bill Clinton has killed as many people as Bush in Iraq. They are both mass murderers. Don't fall for their manipulations. She is the most dangerous person running on the democratic side. She doesn't want to remove the troops from Iraq and has just signed on to a war with Iran. She is a neo con in disguise.

[eternelsunshine]

Again, as I sobbed in the video, HILLARY IS NOT BILL. She has the same goal of removing troops as the other Democrating contenders- everyones plan varies slightly.

[overmind25]

No she doesn't. Did you see the last debate? She wouldn't even promise to bring the troops home by 2013! She is helping Bush invade Iran. She is just like Clinton! She is funded by the same Walstreet bankers and has a neo con policy just like her husband. The Clintons are dangerous and are not right for the United States.

[overmind25]

watch?v=_Rkz8LP9QGQ&NR=

[overmind25]

Hillary's health care plan will be an overall disaster because of its subsidizations and because it destroys competition. Everyone is covered under Gravel's plan and everyone gets to choose. People with disabilities will get the care they deserve because hospitals will want their business and their voucher. Hillary is getting tons of money from the insurance companies because she is going to subsidize them. Look where she is getting her campaign funds from. Follow the Money!

[eternelsunshine]

Hillary's plan certainly allows for choice- hence the name, American Health Choices. Under this plan Americans have the abililty to choose from private providers or selct a public health plan modeled on Medicare (but updated).

[eternelsunshine]

The plan is lauded as being more progressve than Edwards' and covering more that Obama's. There will be competition! Americans with disabilities don't have trouble getting doctor or hospitals- they have trouble getting coverage from health plans. That is the issue at hand. And no, she isn't being "bought" by insurance companies, and neither will we be.

[eternelsunshine]

Follow the money. You'll end up in the pockets of a lot of Americans who care. I'm glad you care enough to follow this issue and hoppe everyone is supporting their candidate of choice as fervently. Take care.

[overmind25]

A vast majority of her funds are over $500. It doesn't come from the little old granny down the street. Anyways, names can be deceiving (Patriot Act). Follow the money and you will see bankers, giant corporations, and AIPAC.

[eternelsunshine]

and me!

[iamglory]

I am glad I took time out of my moving day to watch this. I loved this video. It was very cute! I will leave vote for Hillary if it will make you happy.

[Skaramine]

Brilliant as always. Seriously, if it weren't for her war vote, her inability to compromise (We could have at least had the Bob Dole health care reform - Dole, the one the neo-cons call a communist - were it not for her inability to change) and a few other minor quibbles, she'd be good. However, if another Bush-head (Giulliani) gets on the Repugnican ticket, and she's the other choice, I'm going Hillary.

[richardheadington]

Sorry but Grumpymoparman got me all excited about Ron Paul now. But great video.

[musiklova94]

I Feel Your Paine. I Was Crying Too. People *Tear Falls Down* Need To *Sniff* Leave Hillary Alone! *Screams Why Trough A Window, Strangers Walk Faster And Faster To Avoid Me*

[361002037]

you need to seem more sadder

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

This was bound to happen now wasn't it...

[DancersAreCool]

rofl, that was awesome lol. hahahhahahaha

[SarahhRUSH]

LOL wow I was seriously sitting alone in my room laughing so damn loud like a crazy person. I'm sure everyone here is a bit afraid of me right now haha.

[grumpymoparman]

funny for a girl..... and Hillary is ok as a pres. candititate FOR A GIRL

[gargangster]

this made me laugh so hard

[eternelsunshine]

thanks, gargangster. i hope some other people get to see it.