Crazy Christians 5: 80 foot demons and baby sacrifices

[ryukthekid]

What the fuck... haha

[hawk6111]

I want to ask her were the demons went do I could join their ranks

[SirMozz]

So, babies are bred to be sacrificed specifically for satan's holiday. and their proof of this?

[Parakupto]

lol

[dogsofwarclan]

So CHRIST`s MASS is a pagan ritual/holliday ?are these people even listnening to what they are saying. they believe in chist

[TheWarhammerfreak]

2 80 foot demons??? ITS GANTZ

[Fangridecraft]

80 Foot Demon attacked, breaking things that didn't even end up broken. Everyone seems enthralled.

Sounds legit.

[bacon6661000]

Christian porn.....new fetish?

[naqdensjam]

Those people are sick ! That's very very sad and funny at the same time!

[XWolfXKingX]

wild 80 foot demon attacks!

 Christians use holy water!

its super effective!

[GarlicPudding]

I'm gonna go to a "Hell House" this year, just so I can trash-talk the guy in a Jesus costume.

[GarlicPudding]

She pulled the jack o' lanterns away?

That's called vandalism, lady.

[GarlicPudding]

80...foot..demons.....

I don't want to live on this planet any more!

[Jeomama1174]

Christian porn:

Hold still baby cause I'm going to holly.

[funky music in the back-round.]

[HeyItsMad]

All hallows eve aka Halloween is a Christian holiday.. herpaderp.

[anastaisa100]

When I was in Sunday school and I heard about what god did in the bible, it made e sick and wonder why a god or anybody would do such things.

[anastaisa100]

sooooo god killing off cities is not evil ? i think so i think so.... well good thing god is not real or we would be screwed.

[anarchistdragon]

6:32 sow seeds >.> so wrong

[AmpedNavy]

I use to stand before jesus... Til I took an arrow the knee...

[AmpedNavy]

Porn = Halloween Children Dressing Up As Ghosts

[socksumi]

But then a 900 foot Jesus (accompanied by Oral Roberts) came by and and smited those 80 foot demons away.

[ashleysloop]

WOW!! I also just finished watching crazy christian 3 about harry potter and witches... and now 80 ft demons and fighting them... I'm starting to think these christians are the only ones who really believe in magic LOL!

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Thanks for opening this video with kick ass Mega Man Music!

[lmadia93]

You can't have Christian porn? Apparently they haven't heard of rule 34

[WoodsyDotOrg]

When will people start to recognize that this type of behavior is mental illness?

[NexusARC]

@WoodsyDotOrg When people admit that the person who wrote the bible had the same mental illness.

[XWolfXKingX]

@WoodsyDotOrg when shows like this stop

[J43mrh]

Cpt. Picard is not amused lol

[J43mrh]

Lmao! Great videos, makes my work day much better

[antibulletdodger101]

this is just.. forget it, I´m speechless

[Brenlee84]

keep posting these videos! they make my graveyard shift enjoyable....

[jiblo82]

80 feet! its like 5 story building! nutters

[DUMBR0CK]

Im not sure if these people are completely stupidly ignorant, or if they are smart enough to make up some wild ass beliefs and stories to get money out of the stupid and ignorant.

[mscpersonal]

"these are very good points!" lol

[ParahudoParacentro]

Πάει, μπιτ ζάβωσε ο κόσμος. Πόσο την πλήρωσαν ετούτη τη ζεβζέκα για να κάνει τούτα τα καραγκιοζιλίκια; Ψυχίατρο γρήγορα μαρίιιιιιι!!!

[sweetearthangel83]

i'll pray for ya all lol...

[Helenhealer]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[aspen7771]

and they haven't stop running in circles since

[lukewind30]

Keep the star trek stuff....hilarious!!

[FenrirEx2]

...

[headybrew]

Thanks, but really, I'd rather just see the raw video without all the start trek stuff...

[pdxpaul1]

once again repeating rumors-where is the proof of babies being sacafracied?there is none this idiot disobeys her own bible which is against telling lies!!

[RhakaiWest]

Please make At Least.....100 videos in this series. Pure win!

[Zentz29]

Holy shit!

No...NO NO NO! I REFUSE to believe that anyone can this INSANE!

[chachachainsaw]

err, benny hill, sorry, listening to jazz all night :p

[chachachainsaw]

oh my god the benny goodman music is fucking genius, i'm dying of laughter

[Magnetokid]

It wasn't an 80 foot demon, she was caught in the middle of a Power Rangers battle...

[grassburner]

80 foot demons breaking leafs, branches & trees to get to them. And NO-ONE else sees this? Yeah right! --- I love how Donna praises Dorthy for taking & destroying someone else's property at a hotel! Maybe these two lying twat-baskets should read a book called the Bible. In Exodus one of the 10 commandments (#8) is about stealing. And Exodus 22:1 talks about paying back 5 times what you stole. Dorthy owes them 10 f*cking jackolantern pumpkin decorations pronto.

[Dougibert]

Do stupid people go to heaven? Because if this bally lot of lunatics are getting in, I do not want to go to heaven.

[UberWolf9]

Please man, record more of this. I love watching retarded Christians.

[FoxieSama]

I hate these kind of shows, because it makes people think that all christians are bible thumping morons!!! I am a christian and I am honestly sitting here in awe of how idiotic these people are!!! Who runs around a car screaming like idiots??? and what the hell? 80ft demons and evil pumpkins???? what??? I cant even... I seriously can not!  baby sacrifices???

[forceofhatred]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this video thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points.

[ilackedtheheart]

I like how that one lady said it's OK that she puts up a paegan Christmas tree because it's all about the birth of Jesus.

Well that's all fine and dandy, except that Jesus (if he actually existed) was thought to have been born during summer. Biblical scholars and even the freaking Catholic Church says so. I even went to a Christmas mass with my family, and the priest himself talked about this stuff.

[TheFlowerPoison]

@ilackedtheheart December is summer for people ex Australia or something

[lmadia93]

@ilackedtheheart actually there are records that he existed. the debate is whether he did any of that stuff, or was just a regular joe

[Vdp0el]

@ilackedtheheart Myeah. Christmas trees are a night of Romanian tradition, I think the real reason is the path of the sun is changing, and that's what they celebrate. Christians chose that night because it was the easiest way to get Rome to turn christians was to mix those two days together, no hard feelings, they probably didn't care, no loss for them.

[ilackedtheheart]

You can't Christianize pagan rituals. Oh wait, what the hell is Christmas? Also, didn't Christians co-opt Halloween with the All Hallows' Eve feast? These people are so stupid they don't even know the basis of their own freaking religion.

Face-palm indeed Captain Picard.

[Direnaar]

This lady says "there are women who breed babies to sacrifice on Halloween" with a straight face. She desperately needs someone to show her there's a world outside her bubble. Such idiocy is dangerous.

[TomsFriendKake]

@Direnaar My mother buys this shit. She and most of that side of my family disowned me for being gay. She can barely pay her bills, but yet sends money to the 700 club, Dr. Dobson, TBN, etc. She is so sad.

[burlong01]

@TomsFriendKake And one day, when she loses her home because she can't pay her bills, you will take her into your home. Because you are a good person. And she will thank God for his grace helping her find a place to stay.

[TomsFriendKake]

@burlong01 Your probably right. And I don't mond that she is off the deep end with religion, I just don't want her to vote for Santorum, I'm trying to get her to vote for Ron Paul.

[burlong01]

@TomsFriendKake Ron Paul is a creationist unfortunately and doesn't believe in Separation of Church and State. Or so I've read. Still better than santorum though.

[TomsFriendKake]

@burlong01 The thing about Ron Paul is that he doesn't want to be a president preacher for the U.S., he believes in freedom for all people and believes that it is more important to protect that freedom than to try to force people to live in accordance with Christian beliefs.

[PlantMan041]

you got to be kidding me :46

[Deshwat90210]

when you got 2 80ft bosses comin' at you, don't rely on jesus to be your healer... he's so undergeared.

[racso20000]

Sure you weren't just on lsd lady?

[pareku]

i love the megaman intro music thing... and ofc the crazy christians are quite amusing too...

[doobiesmoke15]

I hate Christians sooooooooo much!

[khakiwolf]

"The hatred in them... and they came at us with such a vengeance..." Oh, you mean they were Christians attacking non-Christians and gay people?

[bryansleaze]

've seen christiam porn some priest was shitting in a nuns mouth

[ThrenodyLove]

This can't be serious...LMFAO I know craziness in christians,but this takes the cake....FOR NOW.

[MrFaisoly]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­HAHAH SERIOUSLY WTF IS THAT?

[theELUSIV]

Some peoples stupidity leaves me near speachless....you crazy mutha fuckas

[omensign]

Wow.. mental illness.

[18kitkit]

"You have to be stupid to celebrate Halloween."

You have to be stupid not to celebrate Halloween.

[Gruntcrazy]

I laughed so hard....at the title...even before i ever watched. Lolz

[Christopholes11]

I think they probably just took some drugs they shouldn't have. Also, who knew pumpkins with faces carved in them could be so evil? Sounds like they've watched a few too many horror movies as well.

[whiten2010]

The pile of bullshit you just spat is almost as tall as those demons of yours!

[jkellybrew]

While you morons were circling the car, what were these EIGHTY FEET TALL demons doing, chasing you?

[TomsFriendKake]

@jkellybrew It was like a Scooby Doo scene, complete with unicycles, costumes, multiple doors, and John Denver singing while Philis Diller was laughing.

[taylorisneato]

Isn't Halloween a Christian holiday?

OH and brb becoming a bank manager so i can tell her I'm a satanist(:

[dAMMDb]

@taylorisneato

Pegan, not Christian.

[mulotozink]

I showed my mom this thinking a would get a laugh out of her and she said "how do you know there isn't 80 foot demons?! " i don't know what to do omg

[megamanrocks99]

If this really happened,then why didn't every one else notice?

I'm not agaisn't christans at all,but this is just ridiculous :I

[burlong01]

"80 foot! 80 foot is like higher than a 4 foot.......They were high as the sky almost you know, they're...big" She has such an eloquent and beautiful ability to put words to utter nonsense.

I hope I was heavy enough on the sarcasm.

[chriswonderboy]

A 90 foot rainbow was chasing me the other day. It demanded that I be gay. I came home and burned a colored t-shirt and I was able to defeat it.

[Nefilim1989]

this all was so stupid that i got more and more stupid by every second =/

[fercychan]

I'd be glad to go and say to those demons, hey there buddies! Are ya going to my halloween party tonight? oh yeah I will sacrifice babies and then drink their blood, want a bloody mary with the AB+ blood of one juicy baby I have in my fridge??? COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

[VonJohannstein]

What a fucking lunatic.

[TheZombieXecutioner]

Right.............

[SneakyTroutStarCraft]

What the Fuck! Just....what the Fuck.

[SneakyTroutStarCraft]

What the Fuck! Just..

[drcoolcabbage]

Eighty foot demons? What, did the cyber demons have it out for this lady or something?

[FordPerfect]

most appropriate use of the benny hill theme i've seen in a while.

[AtheistToothFairy]

How does one battle an 80ft demon, and survive it?

[W3CFilms]

I litterally lol'd out loud when she started to talk about the demons

[dadio2002]

shuddup bitch

[ThePerosonofAwsome]

People like this exist?

*facepalm*

[taylorbortnerathing]

if you put 3 crazy stupid people in a room and they all agree with each other, they don't get any less stupid and crazy, but they certainly feel validated in their stupidity and craziness. this is underlined by the ending, when the guy is just blabbing on about a completely irrelevant topic and the women are like "yeah good points".

[America2470]

@taylorbortnerathing See whats funny is, we put people like this in charge of shit. You know like congress, the senate, state governments. We give them power over other peoples lives, and they believe this shit. WITH GUSTO, they would kill people if they could get away with it. When do we stop this?

[555happydude]

It almost feels wrong how much I am laughing at how stupid these people are. Keep 'em coming though bro! :3

[AyameKamiya]

No Christian pornagraphy? What about all that stuff with the nuns in it?

[HexagramMan]

i fuckin love Halloween

[AcrobatHero]

OMG keep it coming..NUTBALLS crazy people

[bl8ant]

@1:05 those 80ft demons aren't the only thing around here that are high as the sky...

[greyeyed123]

This reminds me of a group of dudes at a bar who want to sound smart, but aren't smart, know nothing, and are a little bit drunk...so they just keep talking, adding to the insanity of the last person, and passing the insanity around the room until everyone comes to the conclusion that UFOs infiltrating the government because my very good friend Bob Sacamano used to know a guy who worked at Area 51. Did you know they have 80 foot giants there?

True story.

[isupplyu]

sowing thy seed ends up in child support payments buddy.

[JoeyGee1000]

80 feet tall...? Excuse me, ma'am, how is that possible when it is well-documented that demonic pituitary glands restrict them from growing over 64.3 feet tall? Hmm?

[AtalHakkar]

What the fuck?

Sry im from germany, is this like a parody show?

[HexagramMan]

@AtalHakkar no... no its not. on behalf of America Im sorry.

[lukethegreat101]

@AtalHakkar haha no, this is a'MERICA if ou dont like it you can GEET OUGHT. - as a canadian i cant help making fun of them. but sadly not a parody.

[MeaghanEdwards]

@AtalHakkar They are absolultely serious. Right down to the 80 foot demons.

[EorldeJonge]

If you can't dress up like biblical characters then why are there so many Christmas plays organised by churches?

[FunkyWhitePimp]

...I assume this wasn't broadcasted on the Discovery Channel.

[FunkyWhitePimp]

MEGA MAN!!

[Philv332000]

80 Foot Demons, Satanic baby-Farms, Evil paper lanterns, Depictions of "Real" Demons ... Sounds Like a darn good Horror Movie to me!! Oh Per-lease !!!

[lutecore]

those pesky 80 ft demons.

[TheSturdyWall]

We should show this at anti-drug classes.

[BarelyScientist]

wow this is great TV and proof there is no god for he would have struck them with lightning for such blatent lies.

[TehTy777]

Right at the beginning, I could only think of "I... am mega man... I'm blue, and cyan... a creation of Dr. Light or Right if you are in Japan, also known as rock man. my mega buster cuts the mustard, I'm a flustered amputee. Pow pow. 8 robot bosses in 8 levels..."

[flpflpflp]

the comments on this one are priceless!

[std882]

I have watch it three times and still go HUH??????

[PumpkineticsVideo]

Why the hell did you use music from the Dark Side of Phobos in this? I don't want to associate Doom with these people!

[Dakukobura]

I do illegal drugs on a daily basis, and this shit sounds crazy to ME.

[logantheninja]

Wait, I'm confused about the 80 foot demon.

Was the demon 80 feet tall or did it have 80 feet.

`Cause that`s not a demon, it`s a centipede.

[apieceoflifespie]

Thanks for the laugh! I wonder if "power of sale" = did not pay the mortgage. . .maybe she should of pawned the thing that held the 80 foot demons for her monthly payment.... BTW: Does anyone see the Roseann Barr look she has going on?

[std882]

I'm lost - how can an 80 ft monster chase you around a car? Perhaps it took very very small steps.

[burlong01]

lol the one trying to visualize the demons starts to say "80 foot is like higher than a 4 foot...." and then she stops.

[yurianne07]

theres a glass on the table... whats in it? i waaant.

[surenoonehasthisname]

It's all true!! I saw it all!!

On that very same day, I was kidnapped by pregnant hermaphrodites from outer space and witnessed everything this woman says!

If you dont believe me just ask Elvis he'l tell you cuz he was sittin right next to  me and Bigfoot on the UFO...

so all you non believers beware! Whales do not like microwave food!

[Draquoir]

Christianity is the reason I'm a recluse.

[TheNeonFaerie]

lol if you don't live off your work, go and pay your bills with seeds LOL XD

[TheDM70]

Dear Hotel IN Paris - here's the nutbar that destroyed your property....POLICE POLICE! lmao

[TheDM70]

Oh My God. Why in the world are people like this allowed to walk free? Wait, I have a cursed coffee pot, I must fight the 80 ft monsters and rid myself of it.

[tehNILE]

Go kill more innocents. Holy religion.

[MrLarkir]

6:16 Why hello there Gollum.

[MrLarkir]

8:16 Why hello there Gollum.

[dom01ful]

1st: i dont think she was embezzled cuz of evil spirits, there is a simple explanation ...shes dumb

2nd: there is christian porn..when they say :"oh god, oh god"

3rd: the baby sacrifice thing is beyond retarded. They dont even know where the holiday comes from..and they talk about it ( btw..halloween is a christian church made holiday)

4th: he lived off his seeds? thats just plain wrong

[PSXGAMER22]

1:05 i think they were "high as the sky" when they saw these "demons"

[foopzilla]

Worship the devil and howl at the moon!

[demonangel00]

screw you people for using mega man!!!!! how dare you spit on his legacy!

[tleking536]

I hope they realize lying is a sin.

[Asikinari]

They made baby sacrificing look totally ridiculous

[smaakjeks]

It must be terrifying living in a D & D world.

[snowman9five]

braking tree leaves. thats pretty dangerous

[MasproducedMutts]

Their communion wine was laced with lsd.

[drkost]

Where's that Pizza place?

[domartelst]

but what happened to the 80 ft demons?? she's a bad story teller.

[Egerspurge]

She must've been smoking the good stuff.

[Balandere]

I want whatever this crazy bitch is on....seems AWESOME!



[SmallTownGirltv]

@tragdor356 first off awesome username. Secondly. That's exactly what I thought lol

[dirtydeedz161]

I love Christian porn... Those are the ones where the girl says "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!"

[mastermarcel007]

what the hell were they smoking

[jkeychan]

pics of the 80ft demons or it didn't happen

[TheDM70]

@jkeychan I also want video of the two of them running around the car TRYING to figure out how to get in. LMAO

[Nark15]

@jkeychan They're called skyscrapers...remember the tower of babel? clearly skyscrapers are CURSED...:P



[uzumaki420]

I haven't read this whole thread, it might have been asked, but, IS THAT ROSANNE BARR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Horrorbeard]

All I heard at 4:31 is "You have to be stupid to be a believer"

[thezec]

did she happen to be in an empty apartment with a big black ball in it before she saw these two creatures?

and if you know what I'm referencing you're awesome XD

[bunkopaniczny]

@mrbigfun NO you're NOT alone...I too LOVE indulging in viewing this shit. When I visit my sister she literally SCREAMS at me, because I will inevitably turn to some local 'religious cable network' and just start laughing-it really is HOURS of 'good, clean fun'! lol

[Nickolas1925]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i just had a brain aneurysm.

[ravenflame3]

this is THE best video i have ever seen in my WHOLE (long) life. really. i'm serious. this is EFFIN' GOLD

[Jumpybeaver]

"I'm trying go visualize it." Take a hit of acid, that should help. By the way. I am sure if two 80 ft demons really did appear that night, and break down trees. Other people would have heard it too, and it would have ended up on the news. Nice try lady.

[WARof77]

isnt living off sewing your seeds...porn? Getting paid to screw and living off that money?

[M0US3P0T4TO]

Her crazy level is OVER 9000!!!!!!

[Paganforge]

How monumentally stupid/insane ARE these people!

[Funnysterste]

now i need a pizza

[bl8ant]

i guess 2 christians saw this.