Pong? Pong.

[MrGunmaan]

I learned that you can only get a tie if you have two balls. I guess that's why men wear suits.

[GirlWithNothing]

lol when i first heard the kid talk i thought he was a girl o_0

[randoguy101]

how can you be this bad at fucking PONG of all things

[PointsofData]

@randoguy101 I'm pretty bad at Pong, but seriously? This video just...baffles me.

[JanitorAntisocial]

To be honest, I'd feel sorry for this kid if he wasn't being an impetuous trying-to-be-grown-up little shit like he was in the comments below and in the original video with his disabling comments and saying "lol try commenting now bitches". Hopefully, he's learned his lesson by now.

[Meloncarty]

When this kid turns 18 he is gonna LP Cuter's Revenge.

[piplupsingularity]

That's Windows Movie Maker, not PowerPoint.

[MalamiteLtd]

This game isn't so original! They did this same kind of think in Link to the Past, when Link was fighting Agahnim. Link to the Past did it FIRST, and did it BETTER.

I think.

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

his mother must be really cheap

[JanitorAntisocial]

Oh, man. I can only imagine what Proteus would say if he did see this.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@JanitorAntisocial I WOULD MURDER MY CHILD

[elliott1787]

He wasn't even using an Atari, it was one of those plugin joystick deals with a Famiclone chip inside of it and clones of Atari games. If he was at least using a Flashback 2, it would have been a real Atari, those are an Atari 2600 on a chip and are compatible with real 2600 games.

[SakuraOfTheSand]

His parents bought him an Atari and told him it would be the only console they'd ever buy. He has to make do with what he has.

...this kid should LP BrickBreaker next. It's like pong but even more one-sided.

[sonicjonathansonic]

I feel sorry about him have a shitty camcorder and nothing else

[DaikaFrostSoul]

there is da slowbiff, and der is da proteus guy, maybe the last guy is da daveo

[Lazyguy22]

I want him to play Missile Command, scare the shit out of him.

[grottypissedstained]

This kid sounds too young to curse.

[arenapwner361]

Omg it's Slowbiff.

[ImmaKai1]

I saw this kid's original video. Yeah. XD he disabled comments and ratings. What a pussy. BillyMc has more balls than ZeldaMajorasMaskEX. XD lol

[dxmagma]

@ImmaKai1 To be fair, BillyMC has more balls then a YMCA.

[MitchZer0II]

I'm pretty sure this is just a video recorded in the 70's of a kid playing pong on his Atari VCS.

[MoonshadowCaz]

HAHAHA OH WOW THE KID BLOCKED ME.

[ViashinoWizard]

How do you lose at pong?

[Nintendoga]

Wow, I've watched this viedo like 5 times, and I've never noticed that slowbeef was in there. I thought it was chip trying to sound like him or something

[Seth2378]

is this kid showing me strategy for a simple game

[SandoraElite]

I lost it at "I'LL JUST BEEP LIKE THE PADDLE!" lmfao

[Goodguy33]

I'm changing my name now.

[LostLoveProductions]

I think its kinda cute. its like My First Let's Play

[PKPyroWolf]

Pong is lagging on his tv screen. I really hope that the lag is from his camcorder.

[Seth2378]

PONG Bitches!!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Yo, Atari, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but N64 is the greatest system OF ALL TIME!

[MoonshadowCaz]

The kid disabled comments on his original video and says in the description, "lol try commenting now bitches."

[BlueKewne]

@MoonshadowCaz wow that kid got massive butthurt.

[Sakani17]

Hey. Give this guy respect. He was happy enough to do this. I mean IT'S PONG!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaptainTinTyrant]

I give up. this is what the internet has become. ...PONG, REALLY!?

[FlamingBlueGamer]

Well, I did a Let's Try of Pong and it was 3 minutes of me failing at a flash version of Pong. It was REALLY bad. Be glad I deleted it. Still, not as bad as this kid's.

[chosentonessournotes]

Also, it cracks me up that he was desperately trying to prove that he's sooo mature, and yet his video says, "lol try commenting now bitches," as if we really wanted to. Seriously. If this were my kid, he'd be grounded forever. And ever.

[chosentonessournotes]

Wait wait wait... Someone actually LPed Pong? Fucking PONG?! IT'S FUCKING PONG. How can you fucking Let's Play Pong?! WHY? WHY. WHY WHY WHY. I FUCKING HATE HUMANITY.

[DaveyGB]

I love how the photo is of a couple playing pong on an odessey 1 rather then an atari, like come on kid.

[MrBunnyblade93]

Yea I don't know who that other guy is either, but he sounds pretty bad at Metroid.

[DrMarilynFan]

Admit it right now, It's Slowbeef, just under a different name.

[dumba54]

Wow, I actually saw the original video before watching this RP which almost never happens to me. When I saw "LP Pong" i was like...wtf?

[dbrowmm]

Haha on the video he disabled comments and ratings and the description was "lol try commenting now bitches." Haha lol

[lich109]

i still don't get why they didn't add slowbeef's name at the end

[MephilesTheDarker]

King of Kong 2: King of Pong.

Starring Lucas Mcsixtyfour and Abe Vigoda as Grandpa Skippy.

Rated G.

[patze89]

I guess there is no point to say this but he did not even get his credits right. That was on that plug & play atari conroller, not on actual Atari console.

[gregtamnel0576]

I love it when you guys and slowbeef get together for a video

[thapoint09]

I'm not sure if anyone's said this, but who does a Let's Play of PONG?

[ZoomingDakota]

"Just load your Atari onto my Hovercraft Jimmy!" I friggin' love that line.

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

This is one of the stupidest ideas for a Let's Play I've ever heard of!

[SenseiLeRoof]

@PhantosTheHedgehog Here's a worse one: Let's Play Atari BASIC.

[NeoSpriggan]

I know this is an old vid, but his tv is so dirty, I want to get a damp cloth and scrub the scum off it.

[deviltrigger555]

an lp of pong? just when you think you've been everywhere and seen everything you get....this.

[Jakx80]

When i think of a horrible let's play this video is exactly what comes to mind.

[jamacinmeangry]

@Jakx80 look up HNTLP's how to seizure.

[Jakx80]

@jamacinmeangry Watched it...It actually reminded me of chipcheezum's American Deer Hunter 2000 let's play accept unentertianing.

[jamacinmeangry]

@Jakx80 you watched the whole thing?

you're a brave soul

[Jakx80]

@jamacinmeangry Oh I never watched the whole thing! I just watched about a minute then I was like ughhhhh.....fuck.

[SenseiLeRoof]

This LP has excited me. I now very much want to play Pong. Now.

...oh, wait... that was indigestion.

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

@ZeldaMajorasMaskEX I advise deleting it.

[summonhellfire]

This is as shitty as an LP can get.

I still can't get over the fact that he LPed Pong.

Pong.

Fucking Pong.

I suppose that literally EVERYTHING needs to be LPed.

[korreyd]

@summonhellfire Shit,I'm about to LP Solitaire.

[TheBreadBoxer]

Holy shit, did I actually hear Slowbeef in there?

[DaBombShelta]

@TheBreadBoxer that threw me off too, but it was awesome.

[squidmod]

The kid that made this video states that he is 22 on his profile... what?

[TheToast7]

End credits :)

[POOPTURTLE]

WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY E-WORMS?

[blackHawk7284]

It could be just the camera but, you know you need to upgrade your computer when PONG is that slow!

[Gamiac]

Hey, I think I have this thing in my attic. I sucked at Pong way worse than this kid did, though.

[p3ngu1n48]

what happened?

[mitchpo19]

Oh we all know who the other guy is haha... well we should :P

[FEfan56]

lololol stupid kid not knowing his own game history by saying Pong was one of the first games ever made. First ever was Space Wars or something like that kid. look it up.

[TheCheezWizz]

Pong was the popular one, and possibly the first one available for home use. That's probably what causes the mixups.

[DancerAngel22]

"One of the ORIGINAL games ever made"

Not FIRST, ORIGINAL

[Gamiac]

Well, SpaceWar did come before Pong.

[GruntKilla420]

I'm willing to bet that this is a troll by BigAl2K6, who's telling his little brother to play Pong and feeding him lines.

[Icerama108]

"that I'm not repect" what?

[Maz3r312]

Because, if somebody acts inmature ALL time, he will have screwed up future, and everyone will hate him.

Of course they're exeptions, but those things don't happen that often, so yeah.

[Icerama108]

I know what you meant, I'm talking about your sentence structure.

[MrTennek]

This coming from a guy who has the grammatical prowess of a mentally deficient eight year old.

[HackCausality]

Atari I'ma let you finish, but the N64 was one of the best systems ever!

[ElectrickxTiger]

the other guy was slowbeef

[YoshiXXD]

@ZeldaMajorasMaskEX Wait.. if you say we are wasting our life ranting about your video.. then why are you wasting your life commenting back on the damn vid?

[ZeldaMajorasMaskEX]

@YoshiXXD i comment back when im bored like right now.

[YoshiXXD]

@ZeldaMajorasMaskEX Fair enough...

[nitemaricv2]

@YoshiXXD do the mario??

[KifIsARealBoy]

Fatality signed my pong controller in cheeto dust.

[keyburrito]

The Lucas from Earthbound? I was more thinking the Lucas from The Wizard.

[TotalSimpleton]

@keyburrito

CAWWIEFORNIA

[carefreew0rld]

... hate to admit it but mine actually has a worse framerate when i upload them to my computer.

[Vertigo688]

If my child ever did something like this, I would swat his ass. Don't you take the moral high ground - when a kid fucks up, he needs to be told to never, ever do it again. That's just how you raise children.

[sonicfeet]

And then the child grows up mentally damaged, and may commit suicide at some point in its life.

I highly suggest you do not joke about shit like that-- even on videos like this.

[Vertigo688]

@sonicfeet Well SOMEBODY has a fear of spankings. Since psychology's the order of the day, why don't you start by telling me about your father.

[SylvanLynch]

@sonicfeet

If someone is a big enough coward to commit suicide, the world's better off without 'em. Especially over being teased on YouTube for being a stupid eight-year-old. Everyone's a dumbass when they're eight, and all humor (barring puns) comes at someone else's expense. Live with it, bitch.

[carefreew0rld]

i laugh at you laughing at them. at least you're not making a big deal out of it though

[AdabA]

U mad?

[Bub1029]

Step One: Learn proper grammar.

Step Two: Stop making Let's Play thr--videos.

Step Three: Try and think of everything you want to say in one coherent comment. I know it's difficult for an eight year old, but at least try.

and another thing, do you really think that people believe you aren't upset? I mean, unless you happen to be the reincarnation of the buddha, I honestly don't believe an extremely young male internet dweller has the capacity to take harsh criticism.

[Bub1029]

We're not ranting, we're just having a joke at your expense, it's completely different. The fact that you're swearing so much and suddenly lost track of how typing works is a dead giveaway of how disgruntled you are as well. Being a good typist is, in fact, important even on the internet. Whether it be making a coherent message or acting like a respectable human being, the art of typing is very important when communicating through the computer. I'm gonna leave and nevver come back now.

[supaflyjohnson]

Stay awesome, dude.

[carefreew0rld]

they... can, but it's usually to a certain degree

there are flamers (people who just spam the fuck outta video)

The Sluffers (guys who just sluff it off)

The "intelligent" people (the people who think there soo much smarter than everyone so they just make fun of everyone else

and the Extremists (the idiots who get the video flagged...)

[carefreew0rld]

it's pretty funny that you think they're retards actually, what these guys do is talk about the gamers, or the game, which usually improves the source video actually, and these guys are actually funny, so it's guarenteed to be funny, and wayyyy funnier than the source video. 1 guy RPing isn't as funny as multiple commentator RP's though...

[carefreew0rld]

but that's because it does suck, that's why it was RP'ed

[carefreew0rld]

umm... i'd hate to say you're wrong, but umm...

it's 6 minutes of pong. youtube poop is funnier than you, nevernind the retsupurae guys

[SabreJustice]

Baby's First Let's Play in every way.

[VGK1337]

"Lucas? Did the fucking kid from Earthbound make an LP?"

I LOVE YOU SLOWBEEF

[Demontrigger14K]

Those credits were the best credits ever. The entire video should have been credits, forget the RP.

Also, Windows 98 was clearly the best operating system in the entire history of forever. XP is cool toe.

[ZeldaMajorasMaskEX]

why is everyone going to my PONG video.. my PONG video is a piece of dog sh*t

[Hokori]

Woooow, hey you're totally RIGHT! You've got a WHOLE 82 VIEWS on that vid! You're a fuckin' superstar, kid! You'll be the best of us.

[spunkstermunkster]

because when people put shitty videos on youtube, people are entitled to make fun of them in a way that entertains others.

[CronusKow]

YEAH SON MIDDLE SCHOOL

Seriously if you recognize your video is complete shit you don't keep it up.

[kutterkirby]

Right! You're a 12 year old! WHOAAAAAAAHH

[posthumanfetus]

You'll understand when you're older. Then you'll stop understanding when you get even older.

[RIPiecesLPs]

IT'S MUTHAKFUKIN PONG, the most obscure game in the muthafukin world, muthafuckaz!!

[supermariogalaxian]

You think that camera is bad?

watch?v=TLA7sLt9jEk

[supermariogalaxian]

Wait a minute...is that slowbeef?

[harr6656]

yes

[Reiveth]

because retsupurae is collaborative.

[posthumanfetus]

Retsupurae is within us all.

[AlbertWesker47]

... what the hell was that?

[Physhi]

Probably one of the best commentaries ever.

[Mxyzptlk246]

I think the Kid's actually the green paddle.

[posthumanfetus]

This kid is probably just so woefully deprived that he thinks Pong is the ultimate in console gaming these days.

Seriously, this made me laugh pretty hard. I've seen all the retsupuraes but only a few chip cheezums. I hear slowbeef in there, but who are the other guys?

[posthumanfetus]

And then I watched the end and found out.

[Crezth]

The kind of nasally guy is ChipCheezum and the other is General Ironicus.

[CesiumJ]

It'll be King of Kong 2, but instead of Billy Mitchell, it will be BillyMC.

[spacevampirestudios]

Only BillyMC is actually likable, while Billy Mitchell is a complete asshole.

[T3hWaffleman]

Look out for his next blockbuster video, Let's Play Minesweeper!

[ManekoganTomiko]

You know the kid could at least AT LEAST clean his damn TV.

[shockraid1]

...Well, it's a start. A hard-to-see start, but a start nonetheless.

[Dkostuj2]

You just need one word to describe this video and that word is: Pong.

[planetaryconquest]

I clearly missed the DeLorean joke.

[Zaziuma]

When you said "IT'S PONG" it sounded like porn xD

[dowap7]

LOL @ A kid teaching US Pong!

[seijuruhiko]

he's gonna be sorry once he gets to 90s television! lol kid needs to sell this thing and buy a fukin WII! lol i heard atari's are quite the collectors item.

[OSVahn]

The kid never explained who or what Atarti is cool to.

[expotemkin]

Man, Pong is hard as shit, you have to move a bar up and down. The controls are damn complicated and the AI is just absurd. There isn't even a difficulty scale so you're totally fucked.

[spacevampirestudios]

Admittedly, I still love the N64, but the Atari? Honestly?

[spacevampirestudios]

...Pong?

[zrobeast]

A Pong LP? Wow... That's just desperate.

[thevoiceofdog]

poor lucas... mother's dead, father's out of the house all the time, no one else to raise him but his atari 2600.

[SamuraiFoochs]

And I thought the Let's Play Chess King me and Combatace did was bad.

I should've known we didn't reach the bottom. THIS is the bottom.

[BooDoug187]

No, bottom would be a video of a 5 year old explaining how to play rock paper scissors or pog.

[ObiMace]

This is the ultimate down point..

Let's Play Pong..

[WG55]

There were fifty Pong variants that came with Atari's Video Olympics.  I demand to see the other forty-nine.

[KevinahKun]

I agree, and while your at it... Tetris... all of them.

[Bladedlightning]

I hope this kid never LPs Snafu. I need at least one memory to not be horribly crushed by eye-strain AND horrific framerate.

[NeutralKirby]

Well, retsupurae will be hard-pressed to find worse. But they'll prove me horribly wrong.

But I learned so damn much.

[RocMegamanX]

BTW, Ralph Baer would facepalm himself if he knew what a Let's Play was and/or visited Youtube frequently and saw this kid's video.

[RocMegamanX]

Why would you Let's Play PONG?!

Why not let's play something more complex? Like TETRIS? (Seriously, is there anyone who seriously let's plays Tetris either? Please let me know.)