Rhymes With Witch - "Baby Dolls"

[Honatuto]

I'm somewhat amused that a Youtube suggestion after watching this is "The Alphabet Song."  ...Uh.

[gubidal092]

Yep. I drove by it on friday. It's on industrial.

[gubidal092]

Yep, it's still there. On industrial. And at 5 pm on a friday it looked like there were no parking spaces.

[TwilightDuality]

Just curious but is this that same sister that your mom made you call a "story-telling brat" in that one strip a while back?

[srebek1982]

There's a Baby Dolls in Topeka, KS. As a kid, my mother collected dolls, so every time we drove by, I told her we should stop and look. My mother was too embarrassed to correct me for a good 5 years.

[alebak]

Halls of Candy and money cakes, best stuff ever.

[Applemask]

Your family is awesome.

[MURPHYCHACHO]

Great punchline, Randy. It did seem like a lot of build up for it though.

[civileng127]

Great work Randy... brings back great memories from Bedford.

[ShadrachWTF]

+1FP, Randy Milholland.

[disgruntledgrrl]

Bwahahahaahahaaaaaa!

Ahhhh -hahahahahahaa

Oh (bangs on desk) ah-ha..heh.. uh..

HAHAHAHAAA

Whew.... Sorry just imagining the amount of prank calls you went thru in order to determine if the person you were speaking to was fat.

[scrye493]

*LOL!* Some people get all the cool parents.

[melodiclyrics]

I <3 you, Randy.

[akutaco]

Wait a second. I lived in Arlington for 18 years and I don't remember any downtown ever existing. Baby Dolls, yes; but no downtown. This sounds like a fairy tale.

[rkm0001]

I grew up in Bedford. To us, "Arlington" was "downtown."

[akutaco]

I'd shudder if I hadn't already been exposed to other people who would agree with that statement.

[ComicsthatSuck]

And Yes, it is still there.

[Morichikawa]

OMG! THAT WAS SO BITCHY!!!!!

[dredheadV2]

snerk

[Goldenthrush]

Hahaha!

[newton3010]

lol

[brainfrey]

*favorited* Awesome!

[TOAOSpot]

*yawn*

Just another brilliant 'toon. . .

[phastinemoon]

Dear Lord... why didn't I see that coming? It's so... true...

[sethtriggs]

OMG I love the ending - that ending was sheer brilliance...thank you so much for this.

[Aularia]

Now I feel as if I missed out on Babydolls. My eyes were always glued to the huge sign near West End that had the waterfall. I just never remembered the name of the club. Just the waterfall.

[nora080]

it was a steak joint if I recall...

[PiraticalArtist]

Ahah, this is awesome. XD You have a very nice voice, too.

[ruhemaus]

"The key word in titty dancer is titty..." classic icing to this money cake of awesomeness!

[hermeticbear]

AHAHAHAHA!!!! I Love it. Your dark humor is a deeply enjoyed pleasure.

[Maquarrie]

I love the burlesque mermaid! Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey did a mermaid strip tease in one of their shows :)

[wodandieus]

Your voice works nicely with the persona I have devoloped for your work over the years. Which is a good thing by the way.

As for your pacing, tell the story to yourself in your head once you finalize the verbal. Then record it like that and set the visual to the verbal.

Pervect devoury.

[Shrokk]

Awesum, man, pure awesumness as usual.

*salutes*

[frankenchris]

That was really funny. Please make more.

[CreatureSH]

With all the expertise of an interested dilettante, I have to say that this is a quite good debut video.

I like the format and - naturally, as a longtime Something Positive reader - style. Your vocal delivery is nice, too, although your pacing could possibly use a bit of work. It will probably fix itself once the awkwardness of trying out something new like this fades, I suspect.

[rkm0001]

Thank you, kindly. Yeah - the pacing was a bit of an embarrassment on this video. Hopefully the next one will turn out better. Also, I think I need a nicer mic.

[CreatureSH]

A ... r-reply ? Now I'm starstruck. I'll never wash these eyes again !

[Polybun]

Hah... wow thats harsh.

That said, what is it with teenage girls and getting pissy about not being given money. I can clearly remember my sister doing this atleast twice a month, and it ended in dad punching your straight in the face every time. She just wouldn't shutup about it, it could never end with them telling her no, no, she had to drag it out for hours, drag it out till dad had enough and put her in a panda suit.

[OberonPendragon]

Ouchie! Your Mother must be the Queen of burn

[TimmyDoomSqueaks]

Wonderful. You sister must hate you even more every time you include her in your artistic exploits.

[DRp350]

actually it's still there lol. I pass it everytime I make a drive through fort worth to dallas

[neverhadachoice]

hahahahahahh you great bastard. i want more of these!

[hyvahyva]

Haha.... that's a great story, and nicely done!

[dopolla1]

It's (Baby Dolls) still there. Technically, it's in a tiny sliver of Fort Worth that comes out between Arlington and Euless.

[suitupletsgo]

I've watched this about 10 times today and it makes me die every time.

[joyfulgirl26]

lol, awesome. :D

[azotus]

Great little short! Your sister... what will happen when she sees this?!

[DrunkenDamsels]

HA! This is great.

And yes, it is still there. I pass it every day I drive to work, what with work being across the street from Six Flags.

[dessibell]

Good stuff!

[eventhiswontwork]

A+++ would lol again. Nicely done, Randy! :D

[hellorocketship]

Great job, Randy!

[KairuHakubi]

Oh man, that's fuckin' great. JumpCuts-worthy.

[tehbulky]

JumpCuts worthy? Google video worthy! Vimeo worthy! 5min worthy! VideoJug worthy! Redtube worthy! Get a life.

[Madamruppy]

LOL!! That is so funny, I drove past it everyday on my way to work at Six Flags. Your mom might be interested to know (or not) that even the small tittie girls made lots of money there. A couple of them were patients at the Drs office my mom worked at.

[MindTricked]

Freakin' hilarious, Randy.

[Contrasoma]

Great stuff, Randy! I'd love to see more vids like this - the pacing works really well.

[Foxhack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH GOD.

[DrStrangepants]

This is excellent!

[TeamTrucken]

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. Randy, your mother is the epitome of coolness (did I get that one right? Second language and all...).

Keep up the good work Randy. And say hello to your family. =)

[Keyser72]

Dude, your mom was PWNING people before it was...well, wait...was PWNING ever cool?

I hope you do more of these. This was awesome.

[mirandarama]

Solid. Gold.

[alebak]

I wonder what the real-estate value is on a "HALL OF CANDY"

[DieiNoctis]

That is so fucking cold.

Your mom is awesome.

[Niekon]

ahhh... the real life story of family. Nothing more embarrassing nor hilarious than family. Thanks Randy.

[gundark21]

Your mother is vicious. Awesome.

[Estolcles]

... "titty". BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[djsmeg]

Are you SURE your mother wasn't Jewish?  That sounds exactly like something my mother would say...

[burnhtml]

holy good god, BUUURN~! By the mother no less.

[Ehvan]

Ahaha, sweet.

[trippetta23]

*falls over laughing, and dies.......*

Most of the girls that do end up working at Baby Dolls are scary beyond all reason. ^-^