The Plasma Pistol Project (halo machinima)

[Ryanator1909]

If you are using a macintosh press control+command/apple+eject then wait 1 second then press return for the most hilarious part :P

[AlphaProjectile]

lol Plasma Weapons in the books can take you arm clean off in one shot ;P

[Nefault1st]

i wanna use the plasma pistol now

[MrLinkspy5]

the yelling guy from 1:45 to 2:03 sounds like the guy from the greatest freak out videos.

[tezoric15]

it was cool

[Repent3nce]

Press 6 for the funniest part. :D

[TEHCHOSENONE866]

good old machinima, i miss you

[CALLOFNUKE98]

pres 9 7 8 1

[haaxxx9]

1:40 cant eaven breave xD

[multicorez]

dude i was laughing so fucking hard at 1:40

[Clusterstorm18]

hey michael can you go here for a sec.....

yeah sure whats up

(charging)

peeeewww

arrrrreeew blaaaarp uwaaaaa!!!

lolloololololollolololololoolo­lol

[Gardiken]

I would've ACED that class!

[MultiGameKing101]

0:23 SUPERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[AbsolRox]

1:45 - 2:03  LOL

[mchief145gmailcom]

Awesome

[AngryMutantFilms]

I didn't finish my rice crispies either

[firefoxthatrox696969]

That was a bad idea o.o

[989jer]

why does everybody say what's in the video? i know about the ice cream and rice crispies now stop trying to get top comments. if that's all you do then you have no life

[TheOfficialDino]

@989jer

we are on a machinima video thats what makes you have no life

[989jer]

@TheOfficialDino that made no sense at all...

[TheOfficialDino]

@989jer

@989jer

let me break the sentence down for you small brain that lacks intelligence

ok so you are on a machinima video right?

in general when you are on a machinma video that means you are not doing anything with your life.

now that means me (and you) have have no life because we are watching a video made using a halo 3 game engine.

so that makes us both no lifes and nerds.

hope this helps you....

[989jer]

@TheOfficialDino just because we're watching a video made from the best-selling xbox game ever doesn't mean we're nerds or we don't have lives (and it's true halo is the most pupular xbox game) being a nerd would mean you're obsessed about it and know everything about it and stuff like that, which means i'm a halo nerd (lol) and we have lives, everybody does. you know, you pretty much just dissed yourself in that reply lol

[TheOfficialDino]

@989jer

no shit we are on a fucking halo video you cant tell me that isnt nerdy

[989jer]

@TheOfficialDino Yeah I can, see, watch. IT'S NOT NERDY. Just because you're watching a video made in a game does not mean you're a f***ing nerd! How hard is it to understand that? You're one of the biggest damn f***tards i've seen on YouTube in a while!

[megapokefanultra1]

Michael: I can't breathe!

Spartan #1: What's he sayin?

Spartan#2: I think he said he wants some ice cream XDXDXD

[CrucibleofArmageddon]

How do you not finish rice krispies! I would be yelling too.

[Musicis1stHalois2nd]

I want some ice cream

[RagingBull255]

OH MY GOD!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE KRISPIES!!!!!

[PokeGalaxy00]

rice krispies haha lo

[NavySealO3]

I can't breathe!!!

What'd he say?

I think he wants icecream

[Lmpsquared]

159 people missed the fucking bus.

[guthunter117]

The bus part is what my every day morning is

[LoneSpartan1]

@guthunter117 hahahaha same here and with the rice krispies



[colttnarg]

159 people didnt eat there rice crispies

[XxFREEZINGCOLDxX]

press 6 for the best part of the vide lol

[insanum666]

0:45-1:36 for the most awesome music video ever made

[LNikoson]

You gonna miss the FUKIN BUS . CHRIS XD

[jose9758]

KOOL BEATBOXING!

[colttnarg]

UR gonna MISS the FUCKING bus

[java100man]

159 people did`t get there ice cream

[TheRABIDdude]

OMG U DIDNT EVEN FINISH UR RICE KRISPPIES!!!

Lmfao XD

[Shade7590]

this was a bad idea

[avengedxseven1]

if this was a turtle it'd be an awsome turtle

[kevinpepeperez]

super....

[iliathedon]

159 peoples arms got shot off

[SuperDHUBB]

Hey Micheal "Yeah? Wasup?" "Gaaaaagggghhhhhhhh!

[OpticJBigBalls]

1.45 ... i swear to god thats how my mom wakes me up for school ..

[pupcat5]

@OpticJBigBalls 1:45 is how you do it

[OpticJBigBalls]

@pupcat5 how do you make the numbers blue ?

[timgaylehughes]

@OpticJBigBalls 1112322112343123415352

[joker1524]

I can't frigging breath.what's he saying? I think he said he wants some ice cream LOL XD

[joker1524]

CHRIS WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FRIGGING BUS!CHRIS...GET ON THE FRIGGING BUS!OH MY GAWD YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOU'RE RICE KRISPIES! LOL XD

[DragonFlamesStudios]

y did it say SoFallenFilms?

[ElzTanko]

@DragonFlamesStudios that's who made the machinima.

[nzp24]

159 people didnt finish there rice krispies :D

[nzp24]

who are u shooting at?

[undeadhalo]

i fell sorry to criss

[IsaacIs1338]

The teacher should have known that he shouldn't give weapons to a bunch of boys who blew a hole in the classroom (0:03)

[xXMetalSlayingHeadXx]

This one, Society, The De-Ranker, It's A Wonderful Live has to be the funniest shit on youtube!!! LMFAO!!! XD

[SonicWisdom1]

get on the fucking bus

[RuneDuckProductions]

"i cant fucking breathe" "what is he saying?" "i think he said i want some ice cream" xD!

[homelessJ304]

*I can't fuckin breath*

[RandomLightbulbs]

ur gonna miss the fucking bus

[splendidsahil]

CHRIS!!! WHAT'RE YOU STILL DOING HERE?????

YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FUCKING BUS!!!!!

CHRIS!!!!!!!!!! GET ON TO THE FUCKING BUS!!!!

OH MY GAWD!!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE CRISPIES!!!!!

[SuperAustinlol]

fucking bus Chris

[ydocmrof]

1-i shoot your arm off

2-our fuckin dead!

[XxmexiconxXhomeXxdog]

Student:hi my name is Tim and I will show you how to...

Dad:Tim what the hell are you doing in there!!!!! Don't tell me your playing with yourself again!!!

Student:shut the hell up dad I'm doing a project!!!

Dad:ooooohhh your gunna regret that faggot!!!!

Student:I don't think so fat ass!!!

Dad:*breaking door*

Student:dad shut up I'm not done with my...

Dad:*broke door,grabs Tim,pits his head in the toilet and Tim dies*...now time to finih those rise crispys :D

[sanoah24]

listen at 1:21 he says HE HE

[TheRealSadieTheHedge]

156 didn't finish there rice crispes

[mightycod9000]

kinda gay

[AWEsOMEsAUCE608]

STUDENT- the only way to actually damag....

DAD-HEYYYY!!!!! PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS AND GO TO SCHOOL!!!

STUDENT-but dad i have 12 minutes left and i need to...

DAD-I NEEED TO NOTHING!!! QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND COME FINISH THESE RICE CRISPIES!!!!

STUDENT-....... sniffle.....sniffle....

DAD-WHAT YOUR CRYING NOW!?! THAT'S IT I'M TAKING THE XBOX AWAY!!!

STUDENT-no please!!!!

DAD-I WILL TAKE THE Wii ALSO!!!!!

[bloodicekiller]

is they a Plasma Pistol is fallout 3?

[jthame24]

1:40 - 2:03 is the best part

[afatmeanguy]

OMG YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOUR ICE, i want some ice cream SUPER!!!!

[CAGZYKANE96VIDZ]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR GUNNA MISS THE FUCKING BUS HAHAHA

[sarahLcthatsme]

I only watch it for the rice krispie part

[mailboy241]

that was a bad idea lol

[playerkyle13]

The person that shouted at Chris is like my dad tells what to do all the time..

[gaelenmarek]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:OLOLOLOL­O

[marine100ever]

It was also used to miss the fucking bus LOLOLOL

[armedflame87]

the guy in part is crying im pretty sure

[jjk4lyfe]

Chris u DidnT even fiNish ur ricE crisPseis!

[turkey3941]

this is fucking halarios

[AJBWARRIOR01]

PRESS F13

>>>

LIKE if you looked for F13

[The0police9]

uhhhh i cant fucking breath

what is he saying?

i think he say you want some ice cream

[TheoneNonlyKiDSiCK]

Chris: Uhh....the plasma pistol was created to stun an enemy & weaken their armor..

Chris's dad: CHRIS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!!!!!????

Chris: Uhh...it was also used to...

Chris's dad: YOUR GONNA MISS THE FUCKING BUS!!!!!! CHRIS!!!!!!! GET ON THE FUCKING BUS!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE KRISPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[superkyler123]

155 people dident finish there rice crispies

[SigmaMage]

155 people couldn't breath

[The0police9]

oh you idiot!

[The0police9]

hahahahaahahahaha

your dead,i hited you like 12 times men

But i shot your arm off

"YOUR JUST FUCKIN DEAD!!!!"

[felixlemixx]

"I hited you about 12 times man..."

"Well, i shot you arm off...."

"YOUR JUST FUCKING DEAD"

[sanoah24]

CHRIS!!! UR GONA MISS THE FUCKIN BUS! CHRIS! lol

[14santarita]

You heard the boy get him some ICE CREAM!

[SlayerExopsGamers]

0:18

[MegaWoods28]

155 peple got beaten by a grunt

[Rfl4222]

chris father probaly wants ice cream

[naynay71]

i shot u like 12 times,

well i shot ur arm off

[sab2fan24]

teacher fail

[Epicjimsta]

That was a bad idea, lol

[AlexAndNoeeShow]

chriis!! what are you still doing here the plasma pistol was also used to... chris!!!! your gonna miss the fucking bus!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL XD

[tubetoiletv2000]

who the fuck brings a bunch of guns to an elementary school and tells the students to go have fun WTF!!!!......i love the N.R.A. thats why he can =D

[Failtacular100]

OH MY GOD! YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE KRISPIES!!!

[MisterLegoGuy]

second was the best

[crispy8420]

lol CHRIS WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YOUR GONNA MISS THE FUCKIN BUS LOL

[xRatBratx]

press 7 then 8. f***ing strength. teehee

[drdarkmaker]

ice cream!



[epsiloncaboose]

I want some ice cream.

[MrKShots]

YOUR FUKIN DEAD

[GrimReaper933]

Imao 1:38 , I won't forget that...ever!!!

[mikemc41]

1:38 will never leave my thoughts!

[legopokemon2009]

oh my god you didn't even finish your rice crispes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[blackpacificeye]

i think he said he want some ice cream XDDD

[TheOmalley666]

HAHAAHHAHAHA!!!

[MrPepul444]

Lol rice krispies

[THOSeRANDOmNJTEENS]

154 people didn't finish their rice krispies

[JonJon4563]

nice to see that the 2 top comments are the same...lol

[fussonxbox]

i miss these days. this is what machinima is for, not crappy gameplay from loser commentators

[SwallowThatBullet]

anyone doing a machinima? im willing to be in one :D

[TurtleSamma]

GET ON THE FUCKING BUS OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT FINISH YOUR RICE CRISPIES!!!!!!

[ArsArma]

I love the drop in quality for the student vids XD

[slexthe1]

yo lmfaooo tht shit haved me dieing 1:39 chirs ur goin to miss the fukin bus lol omg

[Dakodamartinez]

WHAT THE HELL, who doesnt finish their rice krispies?

[godzilla6533]

lol so funny

[mrhalo635]

chris what are you still doing here your gonna miss the fucking bus chris get on the fucking bus chris oh my god you didnt even finish your rice krispies

[mrhalo635]

oh.....my.......goddddddd you didnt even finish your rice krispies!!!!!!

[mitch13815]

that second to last one was so fucking funny I broke my eyeballs

[JOREX11]

1:39 i litraly crapped myself

[pinfeet]

this is the part where i say a line from the video and you laugh at it. then you give me a thumbs up

[lukekellycopy]

@pinfeet You suck.

[JMENDOZA190]

OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT EVEN THINISH YOUR RICE KRISPIES lol XD

[guitarg0d2010]

@JMENDOZA190 *finish*

[bignuttyboy111]

"I think he said he wanted some ice cream" XD

[EpicFables]

OMG YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE CRISPIES?!

[ultramegachicken01]

chris: uh uh the the plasma pistol was created to stun an enemy and weaken their armor

chris's dad: chhhhhrrrrriiiiissss wat are you still doing here

chris: uh it was also used to

chris's dad: youre gonna miss the fucking bus get on the fucking bus oh my god you didnt you even finish youre rice krispies

[rex89030]

"ohh my god u didnt even fiish ur rice crispies" hahahahahahahahaha

[heylikeme15]

hahahahahahahahaha



[anthony21266]

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

AND

guy1:"uhhhh i cant fucking breath"

guy2:"whats he saying"

guy3:"i think he said he wants some ice cream" lololol

[xXMcEpsilonXx]

YOUR GONNA MIS THE FUKIN BUS

[ellisrob123]

OMG U DIDNT FINISH YOU RICE-CRISPES!!!! :3 lolz

[KiddZomakk1]

"I THINK HE SAID HE WANTS SOME ICE CREAM"

[123munney]

1:58 holy shit funny as hell

[Lmpsquared]

"OH MY GOD, YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE CRISPIES!" LOL!!!

[TheChoclateTaco]

CHRIS WUT ARE U STILL DOING HERE!

uh it was also used to-

CHRIS UR GUNNA MISS THE FUCKEN BUS! CHRIS, IM FUCKING UR MOM! GET ON THE FUCKIN BUS!

...

OH MY GOD I GOT ALL OVER HER! lol

[ASBaltoKodiak]

That was a bad idea. NAH YA THINK!

[ryder966]

best beat bixing noise ever and finish ur rice crispy

[JOEYHALOPRODUCTIONZ]

LOL OH MY GOD YU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH UR RICE CRISPIES !!!!!!

[yoyyoboy15]

Dude all ur videos r fukin hilarious

[xXxDakaxXx]

I wonder if in Halo 4 everyone gets dropshipped off. You know, like instead of just spawning there with a gun. Like there would be constant dropships coming in dropping off the person who just died (like as how you respawn). OH AND BTW IT IS COMING HALO 4 IS COMING CHECK THE OFFICIAL TRAILER FROM E3!!!

[legendarywerewolf206]

the camera guy sounds like Deadzilla lol.

[ThatSnazzyiPhoneDude]

the plasma pistol.......THATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAIDTHATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[ANGELCOLIN117]

...that was a bad idea...



[MrTheGameMan3]

keep pressing 7 repeadddelly and you will hear something like fuck you

[BaByBaNgEr2010]

MY ASS IS FATTER , WATCH MY FIRST VIDEO IF YOUR 18 OR UP.

[JoshPortalTV]

Chris!!!! Chris!!!!!

[DrShanknStuff]

press 9 for wanting ice cream!

[MrGAMERBOY98]

OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT FINISH YOUR RICE CRISPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXDDDD

[gavynman123]

@MrGAMERBOY98 the scary thing is the person yelling at chris could have been his mother.

[MrGAMERBOY98]

OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT FINICSH YOUR RICE CRISPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXDDDD

[xStorn99x]

GET ON THE FUKING BUS

[Mugenandcrew]

OMG you din't even finish your rice crisps 

[maathewbt234]

press 7 to hear FUCKING BUS

[ecnorris32]

you didnt finish your rice crispys

lol

[Robin1890ful]

"I CANT FUCKING BREATHE!" "What he said?" "I think he said he wants some ice cream..."

[sladeD8]

@Robin1890ful stfu I just watched the vid, I don't need you to re tell the story

[Robin1890ful]

@sladeD8 but i just tell you that part i liked. :(

[DreadKnot49]

so funny! XD

[manie3113]

I mean fucking

[manie3113]

I cant funking breathe

[xXKingowen1818Xx]

he should of sed " I NEED A BIG SHIT CUS IVE GOT DIHORHIA!!!!"

[anthonyle1231]

I liked it when they said pew pew

[Konrad648]

boy if ya know whats good for you FINISH YOUR FRIGGIN RICE CRISPAHS

[unrealbarney]

DOUBLE PISTOL ALL THE WAY

[unrealbarney]

1:23 Dramatic Master Chief

[TheSOCKIT204]

third video was the funnest

[midsy123]

can t *l******* Breathe ... Whats he saying.. i think he wants some ice cream rofl

[Nmoose27]

OH MY GOT YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOUR RICE CRISPIES!!!

[eopa123909]

No he said i can't ****** breathe

[DrooPy5101]

i want some ice cream now