Alfa Romeo Giulietta - first drive

[u1430]

Skorob2010 drives a Skoda - the most laughable brand in automotive history. Skodas are a JOKE and driven mostly by old farts who can't drive...i mean the Skoda Yeti looks like a shed on wheels..hideous junk!! LOL

[tv976]

sheep compared

[MrCaromatic]

wwwD0Tcustom-Auto-PartsD0TC0M

[skorob2010]

This car is so dull I think I would rather have one of those Alfa Arna's from the 80's, at least they aren't this ugly! Problem is, they all rusted away by 1990 lmao.

[Pinin500]

Skorob you have been blocked on quite a few uploads, what 8 days trolling, well

i think they should allow you to continue making a tit of yourself..

You deserve your Skoda....ciao

[Pinin500]

SKODA WINS AWARD FOR TOP UNCOOL CAR BRAND....

BRISKODA.NET...A VERY BUSY FORUM...SO MUCH FOR RELIABILITY AHHAHAA

ALFA ROMEO IS LISTED IN TOP COOL BRANDS....SKODA ISN'T...NUFF SAID

[skorob2010]

what an ugly horrid vile piece of grotty shite these alfas are. 3 people i know in past year have had to have new engines in mito's, and 2 have actually rejected their cars after the faults just built up and up.

They now own better cars, reliable cars. Alfas are just unreliable cars by shallow people with severe image problems. alfa - avoid!!!!!!!!!!

[u1430]

@skorob2010 Fuck off you troll - SKODA DRIVER - No wonder you behave this way. IDIOT!!

[skorob2010]

@u1430 Nice language, well grown up and hard, aren't you? Alfaggot driver!

[gaableenz1]

@skorob2010 And the damaged cars were really Alfas? I think, it had to be Skoda. The car for men without balls. No balls, no car, buy Skoda Roomster.

[skorob2010]

@gaableenz1 Skoda, Number One for men with MASSIVE balls, Alfa, Last Place, For men with no balls , brains or taste.

[swampthing20]

@skorob2010

Nope, Skoda is number one for men with massive breasts.

[skorob2010]

@swampthing20 You enjoy pushing your Alfails, i will enjoy DRIVING my Skoda.

Skoda are for men who are confident and smart.Alfas are just for shallow attention seeking small dicked idiots.

[swampthing20]

@skorob2010

If you're gonna be foolish enough to start an Alfa vs Skoda debate, you need to avoid using phrases like "I will enjoy DRIVING my Skoda". Stuff like that just makes people pee their pants with laughter.

[Pinin500]

SKOROB; THIS RETARDED OLD DUFFER OWNS A SKODA= UNCOOL TURD

[skorob2010]

2010 WHAT CAR? RELIABILITY SURVEY:

ALFA ROMEO

31st out of 32

Last year’s position 28th out of 30

Cars needing repair work 47%

Average repair cost £420

Star model 166 (’99-’05)

Alfa has a poor track record in our reliability surveys. This year its worst model, the GTV (’96-’03), recorded a shocking 77 failures per 100 cars, with the GT (’05-) just behind at 68 per 100. Just under a third of all Alfa failures were down to the axles and suspension, with engine faults the next biggest issue.

[skorob2010]

The Italian firm has invested time and money trying to dispel the myth that its cars are great to drive, but lacking in quality. Yet the 159’s scoresheet reveals some old problems.

Despite strong showings in the key driving dynamics categories – 21st for handling i – you told us the sharply styled machine is undone by its poor build quality and disappointing reliability.

HAHAHA - no change there then, alfas are still shit pini500

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HAHAHAH STILL TROLLING THE ITALIAN EXOTICA...LOOK AND WEEP SKODAGIRL HAHAHAA

YOU OWN A SKODA.....THATS AS HUMILIATING AS IT GETS GRANDMA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA­AAA

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; SO YOU HAVE HAD A NEW GEARBOX AND STEERING RACK IN YOUR 3 YEAR OLD SKODA

NOT SO FABia.....HARDLY A TROUBLE FREE WHELLIE BIN IS IT.....YOU TIT, AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Pinin500]

VW WANTS ALFA ROMEO...MARCHIONE SAYS NO...GOOD MAN

[skorob2010]

A LOUSY FAILING AUTOMOBILE = ALFA

RUST, OH MY, EVERYWHERE, OH! = ROMEO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALFAGGOT MAN, LOWEST PLACED CARS IN ANY SURVEY.HAHAHAHAH, LOOOK ON ALFA FORUMS, CAMBELTS SNAPPING EARLY , EVERYTHING.HAHAHA ENJOY YOUR UNRELIABLE PIECE OF SHIT. ALFA IS IN INTENSIVE CARE, FIAT IS FOLLOWING. LANCIA - DEAD.CHRYSLER HAVING TO SAVE THEM HAHAHAHAHA. RUSTY OLD WHEELBARROWS HAVE MORE STYLE THAN AN ALFA. COST THE SAME AS A 3 YEAR OLD ALFA TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; hahahahah SKODA IS A MOTORISED WHEELIE BIN FOR POOR PEOPLE..

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; ITS MUCH NICER HERE AMONGST SOME ITALIAN EXOTICA...IF YOU WERN'T A BIN MAN

YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH THAT MOTORISED SKIP YOU CALL A SKODA,HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HAHAHAHA YOU OWN A SKODA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

[skorob2010]

@Pinin500 HAHAHA, Im not a binman, HAHAHA, YOU ARE A GAY HAIRDRESSER!!

PARKERS 2011 AWARDS: BEST FAMILY CAR: SKODA OCTAVIA:

The sheer roominess of the Octavia, its practicality and decent levels of standard kit make it an immediate hit with families. Throw in top build quality, great reliability and the frugal nature of the 1.2-litre petrol engine that also delivers great performance and it is a compelling buy.”

Reliability and quality - words you dont see with alfas! hahahaha giuliregretta

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; YES YOU ARE A BIN MAN, DID YOU GET AS MUCH AS £5 FOR YOUR SKODA???HAHAHAA

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; URGG SKODA OCTOBER WHAT A VULGAR HEAP OF UNRELIABLE JUNK, AHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU REALLY ARE POOR, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A SAD SACK WITH NO MONEY.

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HEY RODNEY YOU OWN A SKODA....I OWN ALFA'S HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HAHAHAH CAN YOU BRING YOURSELF TO EVER GET A SOAPY BUCKET AND WASH

YOUR SKODA..........THAT IS PURE PUNISHMENT.

HEY INSTEAD OF PUTTING CRIMINALS IN JAIL THEY SHOULD BE MADE TO WASH A SKODA..THAT WILL

KEEP THEM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW FOR LIFE...argggggggggSKODAAAAAAAA­AAAA

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HI RODNEY, DID YOU KNOW THE NEW GIULIETTA IS PISSING VW OFF WITH IT SAFE

STYLING SO AS TO ATTRACT GLOF OWNERS...SO MUCH SO THAT MR PIECH IS DESPERATE TO BUY

ALFA ROMEO TO STOP IT EATING INTO VW SALES.......VW WANT TO BIN THE FLAGGING SEAT COMPANY

AND REPLACE WITH THE REAL DEAL...JUST GOOGLE VW WANTS ALFA ROMEO..AHAHHAHAHAHA

SKODA=BOTTOM OF THE VW HEAP....CIAO

[skorob2010]

More Alfa woes::A faulty cam variator is causing my car to sound like a diesel on start-up and also a severe clutch judder. I have taken my car to my nearest dealer to get these problems resolved only to be told off the area manager that they acknowledge there are faults but want to wait to see if the problems become worse.

I paid a lot of money for this car and to be told that I have to drive my supposedly pristine car around sounding like a bag of spanner’s and juddering disgusts me.

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HAHAAH MR SKODA MAN, HOWS THE BUDGET CAR HAHAHAHA

ALFA HAS A TWINCAM ENGINE WITH VARIABLE VALVE TIMING AND WILL NEED A BELT SERVICE EVERY

3 YEARS THAT INCLUDES A NEW VARIATOR, ITS NOT ALFAS FAULT IF SOME OWNERS TRY TO SAVE A

FEW QUID BY MISSING THIS ON THE SERVICE,......BRISKODA.NET WILL SHOW SKODAS STILL RUST

ALLOY WHEELS HAVE PEELING LACQURE, STEERING RACKS FAIL REGULARLY..NOT SO RELIABLE

AND ALSO CHEAP RUBBISH..SKODAS ARE NAFF.....I DRIVE AN ALFA ROMEO (BIG GRIN) YOU DON'T

[skorob2010]

@Pinin500 The faulty cam in question is on a NEW alfa ! hahaha.

I drive a Skoda - faster, better, NEWER, BETTER, MORE POPULAR THAN AN ALFA!!!!

2.0TFSi Turbo 200BHP.  Skodas galvanised since 1996 Octavia models on.

Most UK police forces use Skodas, Most Taxi firms use Skodas.Why? RELIABILITY. 300,000 miles and only normal wear and tear items required. Alfas are cheaper than skodas dickwank - do your research properly, or havent you got access to newspress like me :P

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HAHAHAH SKODA IS NOT JUST UGLY AND DULL JUST LIKE THE OWNERS, ITS ALSO

UNRELIABLE AND WILL NEED MONEY SPENT OUTSIDE SERVICE SCHEDULES, THIS IS A BRAND OF

CAR YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO KICK....ALFA AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE IS THE OPPOSITE TO YOUR

SKODA...ALFA'S ARE STYLISH, FULL OF CARISMA, BETTER BUILT THAN YOUR BUDGET MANURE AND

MAKE THE DRIVER LOOK COOL...SKODA YOU LOOK A Tit WITH NO MONEY.HAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE ALFA ROMEO STYLE STYLE, ENJOY

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HOWS YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE, HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA MIND YOU LOOKING AT ALL

THESE ITALIAN BEAUTIES MUST BE MAKING YOU WANT TO HIT THAT PILE OF CZCH JUNK WITH A

LARGE SLEDGEHAMMER......HAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHA this is the best fun i've had in weeks...hahahahahaha

hope it lasts.....hahahahahah

[skorob2010]

Respond to this video...  Alfas are dying , no one buys them, no one wants them, they depreciate badly, theyre just rebadged fiats with a wank name. Lancias have to have chrysler badges on them to sell HAHAHA!!! Lancias dead as a dodo, just like rover, all old dogs are called rover.The onl;y decent italioan car i had was an Uno Turbo and thats saying something. Right, off for a nice enjoyable high speed blast in my 150MPH Skoda. Byebye Mr.Alfaggot.

[skorob2010]

Another alfa forum unreliability woe:

I was warned before hand by several people that alfas are notorious for their electrical faults but chose not to pay attention, within a matter of 2-3 months everything started going wrong! first one of the brake lights went out-fixed that but then the parking registration light stopped working-fixed that but THEN the lights inside the car boot failed! having them the cam-belt went!its just been problem after problem!

Hahaha, Alfas suck.

[skorob2010]

Oh how mr pinin500's blood pressure must be rising , just like the temperature in his italian heaps. I love winding this guy up. Im in the motor trade, i get to drive all sorts of cars, i know the good from the bad. And Alfa is one of worst. Face it pinin500, you have a FAIL brand of car. Your car is the motoring equivalent of Jordan - all fucking plastic and filler and no style whatsoever

[skorob2010]

Alfa Owners Forum:

My car was definitely not reliable and soon I experienced problems with the manual gear box (defective bush that prevented changing from 2nd to 3rd gear), fan motor (Again!) and Climate control broken.

For the gear box, my car was stuck in my Alfa-Romeo Garage in Leicester for 3 weeks - mainly because they did not get round to looking at it for at least 2 weeks.

Still producing shit then hahahahahahahahahaha

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; SKODA IS AN EMBARRASING TURD, ITS A CAR FOR POOR PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE

EXCUSE ME WHILE I YAWN, Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnn

SKODA IS A TURD, GET OVER IT SOPPY TWAT. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU HAVE TO WASH THAT THING, WORSE YOU WILL BE SEEN IN IT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAA

[skorob2010]

@Pinin500 I'm proud to be seen in it -I wash it regularly. You're just jealous that if you washed your Alfa, it'd disintegrate before your rose-tinted eyes, Sucker. Least you keep the local welder in business hey!

[skorob2010]

THE NEW GIULIETTA - IT LOOKS GOOD IN THE PITCH BLACK. MY KIDS STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THEY SAW ONE OF THESE, OOOH LOOK DADDY, ITS NODDY'S CAR!!!! OH HOW I LAUGH. THANKFULLY, MOST WILL HAVE RUSTED AWAY AFTER 6 MONTHS OR SO.

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HI MR SKODA HOWS THE ROBIN RELIANT ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Pinin500]

JUST REALISED I THINK THIS ODDNUT IS COMPARING HIS SKODA NOTSOFAB

TO THE ALFA ABOVE, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH TEE HEE HEE HEE HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAAAA INSANE......

[skorob2010]

@Pinin500 I have a £20,000+ Skoda Octavia vRS dickhead, not a Fabia, You are such a sorry sad man that you live in such a dated era with your motoring myths. What a retarded, ill-informed sad case of herpes you are.May your crotch be infested by the rust of 1000 Alfas, and your arms be too short to scratch you dimwit. As a motoring enthusiast and trader - I have a broad knowledge of cars of all makes.And how many times dicktit, its RELIANT ROBIN, not ROBIN RELIANT!.

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; SKODA IS A MOTORISED WHEELIE BIN FOR POOR PEOPLE...Fact...

[Pinin500]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GETTING CAUGHT IN KYLIE MINOGUES

BRA AND A SKODA????? YOU FEEL A MUCH BIGGER TIT IN A SKODA...

THE SKODA BRAND IS JUST PLAIN UNCOOL AND AS DESIRABLE TO CAR LOVERS AS A DOSE OF GENITAL WARTS.........SKOROB2010 YOU TIT...HAHAHAHA

[skorob2010]

Alfa Forum actually has a thread about Giulietta Grumbles - amazing how badly built these cars still are. No wonder they prop up ther bottom of reliability surveys with their Fiat cousins.

ALFA= A LOUSY FAILING AUTOMOBILE

[Pinin500]

@skorob2010 ; HAHAHAH MR SKODA...YOU BOUGHT ONE OF THE WORST CAR BRANDS ON EARTH..

DON'T COME CRYING HERE ,AHAHAHAHAHAHHA...SKODA= SUSAN BOYLE...ALFA= SOPHIA LOREN AND

99% WILL AGREE...YOU ARE RETARDED..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE PRICE OF A SKODA.........FILL THE TANK.

[skorob2010]

5 -week old alfa woes:

My 5 week old Giulietta is going in for a week for major investigation on the transmission. Dealer says this is at the request of Alfa, apparently a few are exhibiting the same issues. So I'd like to ask if any other owners are having these problems:

- Really noisy gear changes in lower gears. Loud thunks, clunks and other noises.

- Loud mechanical noise when lifting off the throttle.

[therandygoat]

Thanks a bunch for subs!

[JoinFP]

saab and alfas

[seauryakumar]

if all the dutch people can speak english, why not just host the show in English? I’m just saying it makes more sense to me...

[DaNeShady90]

Sorry, this is surely a good review, but everytime I listen to a dutch speak the language I get a headache. I love holland but the languange is weird. Sorry, not trying to be offensive or anything..

[Holdtheline07]

hahaha looks like a wart

[nsulademon]

I would choose a chevy camaro or a ford mustang over this car anyday

[trigger565]

@nsulademon that has to be the most idiot comparison i've ever heard

[LottyDotty05]

@trigger565 yea true this car doesnt even compare to the camaro and mustang they are way better. well i would choose a honda over this....this is just a ugly weird lookin car american cars look way better it wouldnt sale out here thats why i guess it doesnt exist out here

[trigger565]

@LottyDotty05 this car has nothing to do with mustangs and chevy's. Those are big block powered atmospheric V8 monsters with 2 seats. The Giulietta is a small family hatchback with a small turbocharged engine, costing probably half as much as any mustang (here in Europe). Oh, and this isnt an ugly car. Not being nearly a cube does not make it ugly. In Europe, we like streamlined cars with soft angles (look at its beautiul rear lights). We made cubes in the 80's, that time is left behind us now..

[DaNeShady90]

@nsulademon You are the biggest idiot ever. How old are you, like 10?

[nsulademon]

@DaNeShady90 uhh no 25 and old enought to realize that the mustang and camaro looks better....yall country have nothing on american made cars....yall cars look like aliens....ugly

[odmcarp]

speak english or italian damn it  non capisco un cazzo

[sergestoord]

Heerlijk filmpje weer.

Wanneer de echte review met de 1.4 multi air? Kan niet wachten :-)

[theboyandhiswand]

how much is this car? does anyone know?

thx

[albyxit]

Just did a test drive with the 170hp. Unbelievable. It's so powerful.

[CharIiePresents]

This car looks fantastic! And with the cloverleaf 235bhp engine it would be amazing! As Jeremy Clarkson said himself, your not a real petrol-head until you've owned a Alfa. :)

[nurbsenvi]

What is this language?!

[ODB91]

@nurbsenvi Dutch, spoken in The Netherlands and Belgium ^^

[FrozenCrewGr]

VW has expensive cars and they keep the same design inside and also very preservative . In my opinion better buying this and not the VW golf it's not worth for what it gives plus they keep the same engine, without TSI sux to be honest! Also they consume more fuel and may present problems over the years while the naturally aspirated engines will have no problem over the years. Well i may be wrong.. but I've asked many and told me the same .

[Lennon578]

Makes the VW Golf look out-dated!

[numbtesticle]

well this language is like spitting while your dead drunk...BUT i like the way the guy talks about this car and about ALFA ROMEO...LONG LIVE ITALIAN CARS!!!!!!

[mcneuschris]

@numbtesticle The language isn't bad at all, think about how English would sound if you didn't get a word of it? Indeed, almost exactly the same. Anyway, nice car, but I find the front a little... small I guess, not very impressive looking.

[Raimondo988]

@psychodaan Ahahahah yea, tue ;-)

[robinwisloch]

as much as i like the giulietta,the real hero is at 2:37

unbelievable car...

[Holifeno]

I love the Guilietta ! This car is just so beautiful !Another good one from Alfa Romeo !

[Temisdas]

another great car from Alfa Romeo!

I think its much better from the ''usual'' Golf or Scirocco.

Its a car for those who have a passion with Alfa Romeo!.

[fr19fr95]

wtf is he doing at 2:39 ???

[Pannekoek2]

@fr19fr95

He is acting like he's an IT-consultant again, like he was before.

[premierclip]

LOL ! I love his accent !

Good reading and watch.

[gdevilpt]

The subtitles dont work

[MsArs19]

car and its name Giulietta both are stuuning_____

[ante5554]

@kagolko i'm just saying that it would be awesome if he did it in english...

[hamel1968]

The man is a bit of a freak, but he does a damn good car test! Autoblogger? iB

My dumb-arse attempt at a thumbs up! =)

[GrotrianSeiler]

The problem is...it's not pretty to look at. I think there are so many better choices in this class. Oh well.

[quatlen]

I hope to see this as a Chrysler in the United States.

[derbigpr500]

@quatlen Hahaah it will snow in hell before you see this with any other badge than Alfa Romeo.

[Mambo181]

1:20 Euuuhhhhhh volgensmij mag je daar niet in kerel!! :PxD

[Thebosstom]

@Mambo181 Bestemmings verkeer, haha.

[Vodje01]

leuke bak

[Turbulence654321]

Do it live!

[ante5554]

do it in english!!

[kagolko]

@ante5554 stop being arrogant prick. if you don't like language find other show.

[quwers]

1:29 is some funny shit.

[ButtfaceNL]

zit hier ook het DNA systeem in?

[YY09201]

good

[fesch03]

why do the subtitles always switch into the middle of the screen at the end of your videos ??

[Mysticismer]

@fesch03 having the same

[hungimahar]

that car would look bitchin' in red

[murtadha12345678910]

nice cant w8 to see it driving by

[KiingBlood]

awesome car