Wild Turkey Chases News Reporter

[jsf926]

It just wants to be your kitty!

[sbrennan320]

its a turkey not a cougar you idiot! just run it over

[dgallegos4201]

Kick it! Pussy..

[McNuggetsPie]

i cant throw my camera at him

[ajnode]

She made the fundamental mistake... She showed it fear.

[HouseForLife6]

Seriously, don't fuck around with these things, they have razor sharp claws on their legs.

[kevingroenow]

creepeh

[2dreamy]

IT SMELLS FEAR

[cerealandtoast]

Eurgh, I hate women like this. GROW A VAGINA.

[VitriolicAC]

I like when the turkey got scared off by the truck, and she fucking ran right towards it and got its attention again.

OH GOD

[pp5p]

she should be in the kitchen cooking that turkey

dumb bitch

[Jimmigill]

it just wanted to be loved.

[vnelly3]

you know you're not really afraid when you're still recording

[wahhagoogoo]

Jesus women are useless 

[Btucs]

AHAHAHAHAHA TRAPED IN THE CAR!

[Berkbelt]

What a fucking idiot.

[whitesox287]

still better than the blair witch project

[DasIstMeinKampyCouch]

We've been civilized for too long.

[MrBrandNEWeyes]

Is this woman serious?

[RidgeNITRO]

this is what the world would be like if there were no men.

[Engage314314]

First world problems: My food is fighting back!

[cyberdemon107]

i would eat it

alive

[tacomamaru]

that clip could have been on almost faces of death

[mrxerosquared]

wild turkeys are surprisingly fast on foot....and in flight they're even faster. like a little over 50 mph is what i've heard?

[iwantpig]

wow, your a disgrace

[SlRDancealot]

@iwantpig What a coincidence, your grammar is too!

[iwantpig]

@SlRDancealot hurray internet grammar nazi, recognised-me!!

[SlRDancealot]

@iwantpig Still pretty bad, man, work on it!

[8484terry]

run fo yo liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!!!!!!!!!­!!

[jimmyboy3664]

she must be a lesbian because she clearly doesn't like peckers

[Mills88]

I'd be laughing my head off if I saw that.

[Cloudwolf40]

I think this person is a 10/10 troll

[smellyfistoffury]

Fear. The best tool a predator can have.

[ajroy03]

he smelled that tuna

[NCMiles89]

Forever Alone Turkey just wants a friend.

[meurtri]

her pet turkey, duh

[MrGangaman690]

If you Americans had to catch your own thanks giving dinner you would be super fucked...

[NcHalfrican]

@theboatdrifts I like you.

[LockDOTspot]

Lindsey Lohan hired a turkey to keep away reporters.

[DogdaySunrise]

And this is why we don't have proper journalism anymore...

[swoldu01]

Cheese It!

[AkitaGin]

It's a turkey, lady... relax. Now a swan on the other hand. Those things are fucking vicious.

Turkey; "Goble goble." Not scary.

Swan; "HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" terrifying.

[miguelshihto]

Clever girl...

[zobru]

KILL IT AND EAT IT

[Kryptoslol]

And this ladies and gentlemen, is how we evolved from primates.

[eriklares90]

this makes me think of Jurassic Park, imagine if they only had a budget of a few hundred dollars instead of several million.

[theboatdrifts]

shut the fuck up you pathetic bitch. i pray for the day this turkey succeeds in eradicating you from this earth

[Exlemic]

it can smell the menstration

[Vendetta042]

KICK IT YOU DUMBASS!

[MOHtier1FTW]

1:43

"SOON..."

[ImaginaryFoundation]

YO YOU ARE HITLER AND THANKSGIVING IS THIS TURKEYS HOLOCAUST. IT AINT A GAME ANYMORE THEYVE HAD ENOUGH

[morphakun]

I was hoping for the turkey to jump on the hood

[kayhanah]

I always root for the animal. Get her turkey!

[SalmonSoldier]

seriously woman, you have a greater mass and more muscle tissue then a little turkey, beat the shit out of it.

[Greatmithrandir]

@SalmonSoldier LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE!

[Medovukha]

@SalmonSoldier Ypu'd be surprised a wild turkey can fuck someone up if they don't know how to handle them, turkeys aren't exactly a harmless bird.

[Blaeh1]

@Medovukha im pretty sure a kick to the anywhere would fuck a turkey up.

[cc3814]

@SalmonSoldier We also have these great things called the Human Brain, which can know that the Turkey is probably just trying to defend something and it would be rather pointless to kick the shit out of a Turkey to make yourself feel bigger. Rather it would make more sense to just leave it alone so no one has to make a fool of themselves.

[Xankara98]

@SalmonSoldier Great strategy, I guess you could also beat up a swan.

[cezza57]

there needs to be some scary horror music while in the car..

[pablues1406]

Is that the USP car???? I'm waiting for my camera to arrive for 2 weeks now meanwhile they're recording fucking youtube videos. :@

[Keklawlawlawl]

Turkey was like "What?! you want me for your dinner?! Come at me bitch!"

[AliasFan4Lyfe]

im dyinggggggg!!!!! esp at 0:44 "it's so true, it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dinokaki]

its just a little bird, and just want a hag......but u rejected her :(

[zebredpooding]

awww he wants to be petted. thats all. they are harmless.

hes curious thats all. give him a kiss. thats all he wants.

[jlove289144]

RU kidding? Its a turkey not a lion

[winendesertrose]

Turkey is in love!

[fishsandwichpatrol]

how can you be afraid of a turkey? just boot the fuckin thing

[GOREG4SM]

XD what a wimp

[Betweep]

its a fucking TURKEY not bin laden

[JaxLynnstarAnimate]

GET THAT SON OF A BITCH! ITS COMING IN MEH BELLEH!

[jesusyarrup]

bwahahahahahahahha dying here

[tricknaylor]

this shit is too funny...i would have kicked it...who gets cornerd in a car by a turkey lmao

[CSSabso]

I swear I would've ran over it after getting in the car.

[TheGreenReaper]

They can smell fear!