Don't Buy a Motorcycle: 5 Reasons to Fear for Your Life

[fremen321]

awesome. wooden chairs are definitely dangerous good thing you mentioned it. I had a bad experienced once with a wooden chair...I don't want to share it though. I'm sorry I have to go now..

[77057]

well explained

[KOJIDARTH]

Best ever

[maliy8]

who turned off the video once you heard hawk?

[johanntttt]

Where the hell do you get off putting 'wooden chairs' 3rd? ........P.S. wtf is a hawk? the rest checks out fine.

[148soldier]

As soon as I heard tarodactle, I hit LIKE! HILARIOUS good sir!

[happinessXmachine]

This is wonderful.

[BigMegaSmokey]

Oh hey Park Meadows

[ckautsch]

i want my 58 seconds back

[GUCC1GANJAHEADZ]

Man da only thing he sayed i understood wuz ''Get The Fuck Out My Way''

[NismoNerd4]

fuckin pterodactyls man!

[BigT3xan]

hahaha southern americans!!!!! this is true

[MS3boostin]

This video is cracking me up because I can imagine people sitting in their chairs watching this video in the dark with the maddest/strangest expression trying to figure out what you're talking about haha!!! My friend used to go up to people and start telling them crazy stories that never ended just to see the reaction haha

[1475llama]

 LOL.... relish the hate, Right ?

[mjakakilla]

dude u should not be riding a motorcycle it seems to be u dont take things serously NOW THAT MY FREIND COULD GET U KILLED. but i dont think ur that stupid maybe u just wanted to joke around and try to make a funny video. and i guess since u have a license u do take things serously DAMMMMM this is sooo confusing

[LeosGuradians]

dumbest shit I've ever watched and btw you can shoot through the visor its not like its bullet proof

[BextheRocker555]

LOL! GOLD maaannn GOOLLLDDD! XD

[bigfootgoldlover]

the only thing i understood was,GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

[WeisCarl2000]

This is pretty damn funny, good stuff lol. Been riding for almost 15yrs now and seriously if you just ride with the idea that people arent looking out for you and be prepared to move you'll be fine. I live in Georgia and the worst thing ever isnt people with guns, its the middle age white women in the escalades on their phones or the tards pounding their music with tinted black windows smoking blunts. Please please please, ride without a helmet! LOL

[highlanders1745]

the only time youre really liveing is went youre close to death !!!!!

[Dexi]

This may be my favorite video on youtube...

1) Instant location recognition.

2) You actually used that road and went past best buy... I didn't think anyone ever did that.

3) Shock of God reference ftw.

Now go make some more motorcycle vlogs because colorado doesn't have enough and I don't have my bike yet.

[Darkfloyd73]

i have yet to be attacked by a creature long since been dead!! and the reasons for not buying a motorcycle should be simple. do you have common sense? do you have good judgement? are you 100% about riding on something with no protection and two wheels?? do you think this will make a good investment?? if you enjoy the thought of riding and want to persue it?? the most you have to fear on the road as a motorcycleist are stupid people that cannot operate a motor vehicle!! the weather conditions.

[Darkfloyd73]

@Darkfloyd73 the condition of your motorcycle. not stupid shit like this guy is talking about!!

[Darkfloyd73]

@Darkfloyd73 i would like to know what your smoking. or what type of medications your on because you need help. sniffing glue does not make you smarter!! no matter what you sound like.... idc if your Morgan Freeman. its people like you that make us Americans look like total Fucktards.

[RAVINFORONE]

Grade school must of been difficult.

[dotZodiac]

It's satire you fucking idiots. Holy shit, are all of you this oblivious?

[outOFthePITT]

drugs and riding are bad

[MrNewyork1975]

wtf you going on about rabbits and hawks and shit

[thegrandwazoooo]

always drink and drive

[skralogy]

wildebeast the deadliest blood thirsty animal that ever walked the earth? what the fuck are you talking about? how is an herbivore more deadly than a t-rex? Im going to assume you were joking the whole time.

[tortoise656]

i think i could outrun a weilderbeast on my crappy tuned gsf 656 bandit plus dont live in the south of america even tho its probibly easier shooting from a bike than a car

[markj15062]

this video suck, your and ass

[kornkluivert]

wow,they didn't teach me all of this in the MSF course :(

btw, the sign in the end = epic win!

[SailorMeff]

So much hate ;). Thanks for watching, everyone.

[ThriveOnKilling]

@SailorMeff Live like you will drop dead in 10 seconds. Life means your living, your not living.

[URLOL2]

@SailorMeff Pterodactyls, wildebeast, wooden chairs, and Southerners-- HAAAAAAA ! ! That's comedy.

[SuperTongpo]

Did you get your jokes from Bob Saget's "America's Funniest Home Videos." But seriously take this piece of shit you call a video down now!

[Sexybrickwall]

dont live life if your such a pussy

[SuperApparition]

Riding motorbikes is dangerous. I know of many people who have died riding motorbikes and they would not find this video funny at all. I hate motorbikes and the people who ride them are very dangerous.

[jbheroxx]

@SuperApparition Chill the hell out, they chose to ride them so they are responsible for their death. I ride one and it isn't people like you who have any say over how we ride or if we ride at all.

[hondajames96]

dude people will always buy motorcycles i race them and stuff i own a ducati 999r so just get a life dude

[paraadrian11]

@hondajames96 liar you don't own shit

[umbravescor]

FAVORITED AND SUBED!!! im gona smoke a bowl and watch this again!

[umbravescor]

LMAO i was high as fuck listening to this and he got to the part bout teradactials talkin like they were still around...was like what...the...fuck did i miss?!?

[akaaccount]

Nice.

[kingpoe1]

drugs kill

[zamuriaz]

U can leave the visor down and they are too stupid to lift it back up so they can't eat anyone

[aamill3r4]

are u by the cherry creek mall

[fongxiong1]

"Get out of my fucking way." lmao

[pmeixl]

redundant raptor based sarcasm with the backdrop of a boring ass commute. clutch it up or something next time?

[reelrook]

Funny vid BTW/



[reelrook]

Crazy ass drivers by the Park Meadows Mall will kill you with their big ass SUVs that they don't know how to drive. I used to ride right where you're at, and I had a few close calls there and saw a fatality right by that bridge at the beginning.

[lokeyUnek]

Lmfao great video man! Hilarious! But I get your point there really is no real reason to not own a bike! You just have to be out of the "Diapers age" and into common sence lmfao. The bike will only go as fast as you make it.

[zfqbtzvz]

LMAO!

You.. are.. epic.

LOL!!

[AxonV2]

lol man I love the shit you talk made me laugh... too bad some people don't have a sense of humor so they don't get you are using sarcasm to defend bikes. keep up the good work sailor

[turbo04ion]

WTF are you talking about????

[Conway79]

@turbo04ion Isn't it obvious? He's taking the piss out of all the videos from bikers listing the drawbacks of riding a motorcycle. It's a nice idea, not perfectly pulled off though.

[pianomannamonaip]

i wonder if there was anyone who watchted this vid and was like

"shit! i cant getta bike i dont wanna get eaten by a teryadactol!"

[Regendxz]

are you nuts?

[MrAlexRemy]

is this in northern virginia?!



[neromelano]

Sarcasm is great. If you are going to worry about everything, them worry about EVERYTHING! Get it, love it.

[Tonton1602]

Wtf are you talking about?

[cjtruchsess]

Lmfao

[zachNewYork]

Thanks a lot for your gay advice .

[SuperbD2009]

too late, i already bought one.

[shift4life125]

are u on crack ?

[futboleroR10]

I find it funny when religious people get scared of death. What's the big fuckin deal..you're gonna go to "heaven" anyways arnt you?

[ANutful]

bahahahahahaha

[CABLESLANGER]

You had me going for a minute.

[krismoxon1]

what the fuck r u on about...pterodactyls..hawks...­wildebeest. Wildebeest being the most blood thirsty antelope....lmfao.....robotic t-rex's.....ha ha ha zombies....r you on meth i think you've got your helmet strap too tight cuz your hallucinating big time.....twat

[MxCliche]

@krismoxon1 He's obviously joking dumbass.

[krismoxon1]

what the fuck r u on about...pterodactyls..hawks...­wildebeest. Wildebeest being the most blood thirsty antelope....lmfao.....

[TheToekutter]

Is this a new trend?  Doing video casts while riding down a soul less highway spouting nonsense? UGH.

[ken6ny9]

what did you buy at park meadows mall lol?

[epiphonehtm]

what is he talking about.. a terridactle?

[greeneyesudduction]

i love the danger!

and you spoke a bunch of jiberish!

[greeneyesudduction]

i love the danger!

[savagemmv]

retard



[WhereDidItRun]

teh lulz: ololololol

Epic vid : D

[rjbeads]

A zombie wearing a full-face motorcycle helmet would have a very difficult time biting somebody.

[froogys31108]

man ur the most fucking idiot in the world ur bike sounds like a 250 it aint worth it to see ur shit  stupid as

[budha59]

I dodge Pterodactyls every single day on my commute!

[ecattanachh]

What a waste of my life... " Man dies today in traffic - known by his stupid Youtube motorcycle videos:Tthis man was driving and making another annoying video when he overlooked a patch of gravel that appeared to be shade made from a tree branch... Rider got up after a lowside and then run-over by a truck as he was concerned in getting his bike video filmed as he walked back to his bike" - Thumbs up for that!!

[plomarine]

@ecattanachh Now this is nasty, you piece of shit!! Why would you wish death for somebody else? If you don't like the video, walk off!!

[firealien21]

Yes motorcycles are dangerous but you can be hit by a car when ur riding a bike, even walking or running could kill you if you tripped and crushed your skull??? You still have the same chance

[DavidSlagter]

@firealien21 I know what you mean, but that doesn't compare obviously. Riding a bike is many times more dangerous then any of those things. So when you're riding, chances of dieing increases. But who cares. Just do what you enjoy.

[tranquilocomoelcielo]

By the way I don't find the comentary offensive but funny.

[tranquilocomoelcielo]

By the way I don't find the comentary offensive but funny.

[tranquilocomoelcielo]

OK I understand the worry about derolactigos and zombies which are a common worry but then what happens when we SUDAMERICANS ride a bike? I mean with a gun on each of our hands?...Duh

[TorchwoodInc]

@tbscrazy Not all Southerners are ignorant incompetent mongoloids. I have lived in Georgia all my life, and find the comment about being born with guns amazingly hilarious.

[tranquilocomoelcielo]

@TorchwoodInc Hi amigo (Not all the sudamericans?) came on thankyou for defending us compadre hahahahaha.

[extremepaint]

hey i hope you made sure to watch out for zombies on 36 yesterday there was a warning sign out!

luckly i havnt seen any near the bellview exit around the tech center.... i have how ever seen them roaming colfax dear downtown by the bourbon chicken place

[airsofter2247]

Good funny vid dudr

[neuropamail]

Darwin's theory of natural selection was created just for this guy.....

[LaineYMCVlog]

another Vlogger Awesome. Hello from a fellow Vlogger in Scotland :)

[justamar]

The first thing you must consider is a..... Teryodactle...... hahaha

[martinus112112]

Fun movie ;D

[cybercorfu]

You are a looser period

[CmoreBuhts]

IF you dont get the joke , quit complaining, other than that Live free and Ride hard. Oh and watch out for zombies!

[2point0L]

Damn Pterodactyls. Why can't the southerners shoot 'em?

[Raxarax]

god you're a fucking bitchy pussy. Why do you even ride a bike? You should be taking the bus, it's safer.

[MultiOpelman]

Fear....what is that??

[KartAnimal29]

Your Fucking Retarded . What are you riding a 250 LMFAO

[wootimbored]

so if i buy a motorcycle and ride it, im gonna get attacked by an extinct animal..? (pterodactyl)

[THEOZ2106]

The south is bad,look asshole,I'm in the south,you don't know anything about respect do you,you show some respect and a southerner will help you anyway they can,your a liberal tool....I was born with a shotgun in my hand,and NO,you dont take others lives in your hands on a bike,just your own,other people are in CARS,they wont die,YOU will.....Squid

[tbscrazy12]

@THEOZ2106 You must be from the south, I can't understand what your trying to convey.

[Dennissays]

Super zombies and wildabeasts?!

[HEMAS13]

can i borrow 5 bucks

[ZeroDragondelta9]

at first I thought this was a legit video of not to buy a motorcycle, lol good vid regardless

[FoocheelehTheGreat]

The analogies were cute, but I think the uploader made an interesting note to catch the viewers attention. I live in South Florida, so I'm not too worried about the wilderness; however, this video definitely made me think twice on investing on a motorcycle.

[stoopefy]

If you had a crash youd get more likes. here's hopping

[IEROEI]

Super Zombies L O L

[nibbitnibbit]

5 reasons not to ride...now lets see how many reasons there are to ride

[ww3ace]

He's right about the American south. We might miss, but not twice.

[MegaSunnygo]

WTF is this guy talking about

[godzac]

@MegaSunnygo Very good question .......

[np6odajackson]

Like the Sarcasm man

[vichimself69]

Buy the 2cts all of your problems are solved son!

[BRITGREAT]

Wilderbeasts CANNOT do 40MPH!!!!! They are a flying breed, do you not know anything about nature? I was out on the bike yesterday and one just flew straight into my front cowling, messed it up real good - I hate flying wilderbeasts...and unicorns. Jesus, Unicorns are the worst, riding into a deer is bad enough, but unicorns, ouch.

[kinkyhawt]

Are you stoned sir

[stratwarrior]

You think you're helping people? You completely forgot about gamma ray bursts...

P.S. Buell rocks

[Jorgenfork2]

Im considering getting a motorcycle...and this video address some important issues that I hadn't thought about...damn teradayctals....

[Chubcatcher]

Riding a bike is a sport?Not sure i agree there.For some im sure it is just a sport but for many of us its our basic and only transport,calling it a sport cheapens it in my eyes.Just thought id say.....

[locomocococo]

I have never laughed so much at a Youtube video! xD

[shanecox704]

this guy is on drugs!

[motomissle]

Life inst worth living without riding for some of us

[golf1diesel]

6:50 that is a MZ ES 250 silhouette ;) my bike :D

[xDroflmao1337]

lol, the guy at 5:06 you tell to "get out of my fuckin way" drives the exact same car, same color and everything as my dad, and my dad always drives right in that area!!! I wish i could make out the licence plate number because that would be funny as shit!!

[SailorMeff]

@xDroflmao1337 If we had been exiting he'd know who I was. I would have folded his mirror in, lol.

[DavidWood17]

@xDroflmao1337 your dad drives a light blue chevy aveo? O__o

[xDroflmao1337]

@DavidWood17 yup XD

[archknightx1]

@xDroflmao1337 it looks like 059 or k59 something 

[Goloth1]

Dude all it took is this one video to subscribe, you're funny as shit.

[pilotsep27]

Sounds like a Buell!

[SailorMeff]

@pilotsep27

XB12s, ma friend.

[pilotsep27]

@SailorMeff Nice i have a Xb12R

[jonhatcher06]

lol More..... more..... what are 5 reasons to ride. You might be one of the smarter people alive haha. Perfect except for the f bomb making it a little less intelligent.

[SailorMeff]

@jonhatcher06

I figure that after all this talk about pterodactyl attacks it behooves me to bring the bar down a little bit. lest I alienate my audience, right?

[jonhatcher06]

@SailorMeff just gotta go with your heart man.... go with your heart....

[venom0784]

my prob is im kinda fearless when it comes to this kind of stuff but im 25 now and have 2 kids so its somthing i need to think of thx nice vid

[sotaros93]

it is the first video i watch from you and it's pretty hilarious... But talking motorcycle safety for real try filtering next time you are stopped at a red light... It is proved to be much safer than standing behind cars at a red light... And try not to pass from the right (especially on the motorway)

[SailorMeff]

@sotaros93

Passing on the right is definitely not a first choice. As for filtering, it is ilegal in the state of Colorado and as a result, cagers aren't used to seeing it and we all know that what a cager isn't used to seeing they will never look for and may very well panic if presented with.

I agree that filtering can be a lot safer then waiting in line but only if the people around you are prepared for it.

[ragaberto1]

man fuck you!! stupid people are who crash!! no souther american you can not say that!! and no one is born with guns!! shit

[SailorMeff]

Public education: you have it.

[rr92890]

@SailorMeff man there are some good public schools...

[SailorMeff]

@rr92890 Well yeah, dude, sure there are, but stereotypes are fun (just don't tell the hillbillies or we might get deliveranced!)

[DonZaloog88]

@SailorMeff ^ win.

[slipthis22]

''Get out of my fucking way.'' LMFAO!!!!!!! Fucking owned cager hahahahahaha.

[mgonza29]

best motorcycle video lol

[kingdrugs]

dont ride if your balls are to small pussy. stop making shitty vids bout drive trough the alley and talking shit in your mics. pussy riders with no balls are dangerous 2. please sell your fucking bike

[foxeva]

[Sasrcasm] All good, valid reasons as to why I shouldn't get a motorcycle [/Sarcasm], however I will still endeavour to get my Triumph Sprint ST !

[extreeeeeemist]

i almost hit a buzzard a hawk and an owl, but i did hit a couple birds, one bird hit my stomach at low speed and i grabed it lokked at its eyes while riding and threw it away to fly. the other one hit my face shield at 120 mph and splatered all over..........

[NVidelov]

Hahah fucking zombie bikers!

[cidoXL]

stupid american.

[kayzee1000]

R u in Memphis it look like the mississippi bridge

[SailorMeff]

@kayzee1000 Denver, CO

[heyheyjaytube]

@kayzee1000 yea all the colorado plates just saying......

[kayzee1000]

@heyheyjaytube first cant even see the plates that great and i said that because the bridge smart ass

[xtrememachead]

PTERADACTALS ARE PTERRIFIC

[capnpatrick]

what if you're a southern american who rides a motorcycle with a helmet???

death to humanity, that's what.

[jrx7s]

Five stars for you. That was funny as can be

[lastshot04]

Wildeabeast...Natures Silent Killer!

[neo1131]

HA! Good words to bike by.

Cheers!

[flexxsa]

hey dudeeee stay home people like YOU shoulfn not be riding.... period...

Everyone one if going to die so i better do it doing something that makes me happyy,,,,,

[actrapide]

Hey dude, im not taking responsibility for every man woman & child on the planet every time i get on my bike! If some idiot is stupid enough to step out in front of me im gonna run right over their head! Maybe that why bikes don't have a reverse gear...so ya cant reverse back over them! Lol Gawd I just wasted 6min 50seconds of my live watching that!

[olson5252]

lmao

[uptown71304]

"southern americans are born with guns in their hands" being born a texan, i actually found that pretty hilarious! lol great vid bruh ride safe!!

[SailorMeff]

If only the truth always made for such great comedy.

[fishnodes]

wow thats a serious problem... i gotta send this to my biker buddies..

[thehorsefly87]

are you not doing vlogs anymore?

[DumbDuck44]

putting adhesive googly eyes on the back of your helmet actually works really well against pterosaurs.

[pbjLUBESTER]

brilliant haha. caught me off guard there. nicely done sir

[SpyderR0de0]

lol super zombies.

[pballin77]

hahahahaha thank you very much for this

[spadastunter]

Great to see the VADO in action. i was tied up between that and a POV 1.5 ARGH i stall cant decide. anyways i subbed