it's BATMAN! PERIOD! didn't u see the new movie yet ''Justice League: Doom''? where batman beats every member of the justice league? yet e's the only one without powers and all them together couldn't fuck with him?
batman is trained in darkest in combat superman is just a brawler even wonder woman is a trained amazon fighter, batman throwing superman isn't surprizing at all, bruce lee and many real life martial artist throw and lift ppl bigger than them all the time, point is sup can't beat batman period, batman is to smart and trained, imagine if batman had supermans powers for a day combined with his ninja training and mind, he'd be unstoppable
@penguincrawler There is a very very big difference b/w what Batman does and what Superman does(and I'm more of a batman fan). Superman often assists the law or helps people in difficult situations that are beyond normal capabilities.
if i were superman i would have taught batman a lesson that he cant own him at any cost. After all superman is the "man of steel", not a son of a rich brat who had designed fancy gadgets using his dad's money. wtf.
@krgn76 maybe, but as batman said "it doesn't take much", the only tool batman needs to beat him is a little rock, shit that's anything anybody would need to kill superman, i'd bet on batman without his gadgets than superman without his powers any day, you may ask yourself why, and i'll tell you: its because ITS THE GODDAMM BATMAN BITCH
@NYG4LIFE123 Are you really going to argue comic book physics? It is very possible for a normal human to throw Superman. The Physics behind it is simple. I would like to see you on the other hand explain why Superman could not be thrown. Batman. Hold limb, shift your body under the center of the other persons balance point. Dislodge balance point with leverage. Throw. Unless Superman weighs considerably more than bat man and does not have a humanoid shape, it can happen.
when my cousin and i first watched this in early 2000's and batman was looking at superman through the window, my cousin was like "run his ass down, get him,". I loled but its true. Superman really could have chased him down and messed him up.
@heisinberg1 Bruce Wayne did not grow his families fortune, even in the face of financing his awesome Bat Gear, because he gets suckered into Ponzi Schemes lol
@fidan2fast Did you ever see anything with Superman aside from the show? The only thing the show didn't do correctly, that they did in the All-Star Superman movie, as well as in all of the COMICS that he's in, is the body language, loose fitting clothes etc. It's more than the glasses; it's the confidence of Superman, even in terms of the body language, compared to the meekness of Clark Kent. Clark Kent doesn't stand straight up, he hunches. Also, Batman figured out who he was anyway.
@Jajais4u dude he has the same face, nobody cares about the body, everybody recognizes someone by the face, and even Identical twins don't have the completely identical faces...
@Facelessemotions And if they both knew each other before, no one would really win over the other, because they're buddies and would not beat each other up knowingly. But I suppose that this small clip showing Batman tossing Superman over got you all raged up for no apparent reason has blinded you of that typical knowledge, didn't it? Oh, and look out. Your blood pressure is rising from reading my posts.
@FacelessEmotions I like how you scold me with vulgarities and then removed it in an instant like a kid so you can hide your immaturity from the world. But I'm not a kid, not anymore, so I'm gonna do you a favor and not just paste here what you wrote to me. You need to go see someone about your anger issues, kid. Period.
At first I was wondering how Batman managed to throw Superman, the man of steel. And then I realized that just because Superman has super strength doesn't mean he's super fat too.
@FacelessEmotions true that. but man is just a normal human. comparing him to a kryptonite is like comparing an ant to an elephant. the only thing i can say is that the directors are retarded. they don't really think about what they are doing
@Str4t0sPh3rE Superman could take down batman before he could even wip it out. Ya if batman came to the battle with it already in hand then super man would just fly away and get him from behind. Batman's strength 9/10 Superman's strength 200/10. Batmans speed is the best a human can get. Supermans speed is almost as fast as the flash normally. that against a green rock no matter what it does to that person is not enough. Yeah batman is smarter, butsuperman could find a way i'm sure
@Str4t0sPh3rE You're the one who replied to me saying that you fucking idiot. What was I supposed to say. NOA YOUR WRONG, SUPERMAN IS BETTER...I mean i'm sorry that I like retort with some effort, instead of acting like half the dumb shits on youtube. And they just met, Superman isnt going to just get thrown then kill the guy as fast as possible. If they knew each other, and knew that they were going to fight to the death batman would not stand a chance.
@FacelessEmotions see you said the key word..batman is smarter for sure batman would take into account supermans speed and strength i mean look at all the crap he has in his belt dont get me wrong i`m not saying batman would win easily but i think batman would win..hell batman was the only one to ever dodge darkseid Omega beam so i think batmans speed is way above the normal limits of a human..
@FacelessEmotions I agree with most of what you said except that Superman is not as fast or nowhere near the same league of speed as the Flash. Believe it or not, Flash's powers are pretty up there; they just don't show it.
@bigmacchsi The same way he ended up tossing Kalibak. Without.. breaking.. a sweat B) They are super strong. But it never says they weight a ton... Gosh.. lol
@mega17 wtf thats not the pint thats like saying, without batman there would never be justice but the point is superman has the powers and you cant just say "without this or that then..." cause that wouldnt make sense, in the real comics batman wouldve broke his arms trying to lift superman so yes the perso who woul;d always win the rounds are superman
@TNTssssExplosive Superman doesnt weigh a million pounds. True if Superman knew to brace himself, Bats wouldn't have been able to do it. However, in a fight, in martial arts, its about making the first move and taking advantage of when your opponent has their guard down. Superman may have super strength, but his mass isn't heavier because of it. Bats did what wasnt expected, tossed him, because a simple strike attack would have no effect on Superman, but a reversal throw gets Supes away from him
@soldierkei yeap yeap you are right ...batman is so agil that he escaped from the omega beams of dark side, which no person or super hero has ever done before not even superman
@creepygal800 eh, thing is Superman operates within the law. Batman doesn't. Batman and Commissioner Gordon sort of have a unspoken agreement, a truce. Gordon allows Batman to do what he does with the condition he doesn't go too far, like killing. Superman pretty much follows the law, no excessive brutality, prevents natural disasters, etc. But you're right, it is somewhat hypocritical
@creepygal800 actually, in their continuities both Supes and Bats had been deputized by their respective towns. however, when they decided to make Bats all dark and spooky, they retconned him into a vigilante that the police disavow working directly with. last i read a non-officer who worked in the building, a secretary, was the only person who was allowed to turn on the b-signal, that way they could say 'no police called him in!'
Wait hold up superman said he won't take vigilantism in his town but correct me if I'm wrong isn't superman doing the same damn thing as batman is?but sups have super powers.So if you don't have powers and you are protecting the innocent it's called vigilantism
@Optimus313 eh, thing is Superman operates within the law. Batman doesn't. Batman and Commissioner Gordon sort of have a unspoken agreement, a truce. Gordon allows Batman to do what he does with the condition he doesn't go too far, like killing. Superman pretty much follows the law, no excessive brutality, prevents natural disasters, etc. But you're right, it is somewhat hypocritical
This is way Batman is so kick ass he don't care who you are even if you are superman.Not to mention he Rolled up in your very own neighborhood and stool your own woman lol
@TheFlamingCaterpie eh, thing is Superman operates within the law. Batman doesn't. Batman and Commissioner Gordon sort of have a unspoken agreement, a truce. Gordon allows Batman to do what he does with the condition he doesn't go too far, like killing. Superman pretty much follows the law, no excessive brutality, prevents natural disasters, etc. But you're right, it is somewhat hypocritical. But ultimately people consider Superman legal because of how he operates
Batman is the best. He throws Superman around, able to sneak away from him, steals his girl, and finds out his secret identity. Sorry Sups but you are no longer on speed-dial.
@soldierkei Actually, sups was hit from behind, and since he was "made of steel" he didn't feel a pinch. But, if you want proof of his strength, bats has taken down Darkseid and Kalibak (I'm sorry if I wrote it wrong), while they were expecting it.
@ghosttharian what? from behind? what're you referring to? I'm talking about here. Bats reverse shoulder threw Supes, didn't say it hurt him, just said he was able to do it because Supes had his guard down, and that Superman doesn't weigh a ton like everyone seems to think he does in this clip. And Bats has survived Darkseid but never taken him down.
@soldierkei You are right about not hurting him. But I rather think sup does weight a lot (not a ton obviously) but enough as for almost no one lifting him. Regardless of what I said, I do think you are right, so collect your internets at the exit, have a nice trip.
@ghosttharian Actually I would imagine Superman to weigh about the same as a human of his height and build. Those kind of throws don't take much strength though and as was mentioned before he wasn't expecting it.
@tinegah I went on Dc's Wiki, and yep, you are correct, he weights like an average male of his age (Age depending on source), so Batman really didn't do much effort there.
why did lois call clark kent to tell him that she is going to be late.... when your late you call your boss in which in her case is perry white...seems like she is trying to make him jealous
Sups, I know you're like the pen ultimate example of a superhero. You have the greatest powers, the morals to stand as an example to all who follow you and a reason why villains should not cross you. But seriously? Didn't your super hearing hear Bats' grapple deploy behind you?
Oh and Bats, don't you get cocky. First, you knew you were going into Sups' turf and you didn't read up on this guy and line your mask with lead or something? And why judo throw the Man of Steel? That can't end well.
@shibien13 A) his abilities were being stifled by the kyptonite. No super hearing. B) Batman didn't expect to cross him. c) he flipped him to attach the tracer, to keep tabs on him if he wanted to be a problem.
lol, now to find the full episode.....
HAMandCHEESEsucka 10 hours ago
the look on superman's face as batman judo flipped him was priceless
amazingfan15 16 hours ago
"I'll leave you alone so you can count sheep or whatever it is you Kansas boys dream about".
When it comes to sheep, it isn't counting they dream about doing to them.
Brittonsp 18 hours ago
That is fucked. They have agreements, he peeked.
mvpballer23 1 day ago
Easily my favorite episode. The salute just MAKES it. HAHA!
Superman: 1
Batman: 2
tsukinohime3 1 day ago
it's BATMAN! PERIOD! didn't u see the new movie yet ''Justice League: Doom''? where batman beats every member of the justice league? yet e's the only one without powers and all them together couldn't fuck with him?
bridica 1 day ago
batman is trained in darkest in combat superman is just a brawler even wonder woman is a trained amazon fighter, batman throwing superman isn't surprizing at all, bruce lee and many real life martial artist throw and lift ppl bigger than them all the time, point is sup can't beat batman period, batman is to smart and trained, imagine if batman had supermans powers for a day combined with his ninja training and mind, he'd be unstoppable
bridica 1 day ago
Batman win !!!
93Charizard 1 day ago
i wont have vigilantelism in my town, wtf he goes out and saves the day every day without the concent of the law... thats called hypocracy
penguincrawler 2 days ago
@penguincrawler There is a very very big difference b/w what Batman does and what Superman does(and I'm more of a batman fan). Superman often assists the law or helps people in difficult situations that are beyond normal capabilities.
rpascuttini 2 days ago
if i were superman i would have taught batman a lesson that he cant own him at any cost. After all superman is the "man of steel", not a son of a rich brat who had designed fancy gadgets using his dad's money. wtf.
krgn76 2 days ago
@krgn76 maybe, but as batman said "it doesn't take much", the only tool batman needs to beat him is a little rock, shit that's anything anybody would need to kill superman, i'd bet on batman without his gadgets than superman without his powers any day, you may ask yourself why, and i'll tell you: its because ITS THE GODDAMM BATMAN BITCH
rugald009 2 days ago 2
@rugald009 The fights between them have gone back and forth.
rpascuttini 2 days ago
@krgn76 And that's why you would never be Superman. Not very super of you.
rpascuttini 2 days ago
No way in holy hell Batman could ever judo flip Superman across the room. Unless of course there was red sunlight or kryptonite around.
NYG4LIFE123 2 days ago
@NYG4LIFE123 Are you really going to argue comic book physics? It is very possible for a normal human to throw Superman. The Physics behind it is simple. I would like to see you on the other hand explain why Superman could not be thrown. Batman. Hold limb, shift your body under the center of the other persons balance point. Dislodge balance point with leverage. Throw. Unless Superman weighs considerably more than bat man and does not have a humanoid shape, it can happen.
rpascuttini 2 days ago
Did Batman send flowers ... with a wrapped CONDOM inside? Look out ladies, I am so ready for Valentine's Day 2013.
Uridien 2 days ago
Batman knows where you live
WyattRumore 3 days ago 4
when my cousin and i first watched this in early 2000's and batman was looking at superman through the window, my cousin was like "run his ass down, get him,". I loled but its true. Superman really could have chased him down and messed him up.
si1vermane 3 days ago
The balls on this guy, but I respect the thorough mindfuck. Judo flip FTW.
Jajais4u 4 days ago
batman owns superman twice #winning
KeybladeKid 4 days ago
@KeybladeKid , Batman is NOTHING without his money ! All it would take to defeat him is a good Ponzi scheme !
heisinberg1 3 days ago
@heisinberg1 Bruce Wayne did not grow his families fortune, even in the face of financing his awesome Bat Gear, because he gets suckered into Ponzi Schemes lol
YaHuWaHservant 2 days ago
Why would you have a device that is so obviously recognized as one of yours =|
JonPoncho 4 days ago
@JonPoncho Because he is the goddamn batman. He wants you to know its him so you know he coming to whoop dat ass.
ChaosRyzen 4 days ago
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superman dont make batman angry u dont like it when he is angry
Biobauer88 4 days ago
You see kids, in this clip we learn that you may be Superman, but you still don't mess with the Goddamn Batman.
MHorton1000 4 days ago 45
Batman:
Throws you across a room.
Takes your girl on a date.
Alpha as fuck.
Mygeto4 4 days ago 58
batman is super smart, but he's dumb enough to be fooled by glasses...
fidan2fast 4 days ago 2
@fidan2fast Did you ever see anything with Superman aside from the show? The only thing the show didn't do correctly, that they did in the All-Star Superman movie, as well as in all of the COMICS that he's in, is the body language, loose fitting clothes etc. It's more than the glasses; it's the confidence of Superman, even in terms of the body language, compared to the meekness of Clark Kent. Clark Kent doesn't stand straight up, he hunches. Also, Batman figured out who he was anyway.
Jajais4u 4 days ago
@Jajais4u dude he has the same face, nobody cares about the body, everybody recognizes someone by the face, and even Identical twins don't have the completely identical faces...
fidan2fast 3 days ago
@fidan2fast I think you missed the point. It's not the face, or just the body, Clark Kent is Superman's secret identity, not the other way around.
Jajais4u 3 days ago
@Jajais4u I get your point, but they still look the same and people can't see that...
fidan2fast 2 days ago
Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Superman
XAngle14 4 days ago
@Facelessemotions And if they both knew each other before, no one would really win over the other, because they're buddies and would not beat each other up knowingly. But I suppose that this small clip showing Batman tossing Superman over got you all raged up for no apparent reason has blinded you of that typical knowledge, didn't it? Oh, and look out. Your blood pressure is rising from reading my posts.
Str4t0sPh3rE 4 days ago
@FacelessEmotions I like how you scold me with vulgarities and then removed it in an instant like a kid so you can hide your immaturity from the world. But I'm not a kid, not anymore, so I'm gonna do you a favor and not just paste here what you wrote to me. You need to go see someone about your anger issues, kid. Period.
Str4t0sPh3rE 4 days ago
Batman running off with a smirk on his face;
"Another fine collection to my porn stash."
Str4t0sPh3rE 5 days ago
At first I was wondering how Batman managed to throw Superman, the man of steel. And then I realized that just because Superman has super strength doesn't mean he's super fat too.
woodwindsrock 5 days ago
"I won't have vigilantism in my town"
from a vigilante?
Dzumeister 5 days ago
"HE'S THE BEST AT WHAT HE DOES... NOT AT WHAT I DO:" Batman - Hush
Kjleed13 5 days ago
I feel bad for the uploader. He doesn't own anything
Freakinabox1245 5 days ago
Makin ha ha with harley quinn xD
ChoclatexLesbians 5 days ago
@ChoclatexLesbians
Giggity.
LazerChicklets 5 days ago
I hate it how they made batman equal to superman. I mean a real fight between them superman would just punch him once and he would win
FacelessEmotions 5 days ago
@FacelessEmotions true that. but man is just a normal human. comparing him to a kryptonite is like comparing an ant to an elephant. the only thing i can say is that the directors are retarded. they don't really think about what they are doing
qudratzazai 5 days ago
@FacelessEmotions And 1 tiny piece of Kryptonite is all it takes to completely take down Superman.
So that makes them equal enough.
Str4t0sPh3rE 5 days ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE Superman could take down batman before he could even wip it out. Ya if batman came to the battle with it already in hand then super man would just fly away and get him from behind. Batman's strength 9/10 Superman's strength 200/10. Batmans speed is the best a human can get. Supermans speed is almost as fast as the flash normally. that against a green rock no matter what it does to that person is not enough. Yeah batman is smarter, butsuperman could find a way i'm sure
FacelessEmotions 5 days ago
@FacelessEmotions I like how you decide to write a short essay to prove how Superman can beat Batman.
Before he can whip it out? Then explain 0:55.
Str4t0sPh3rE 5 days ago
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@Str4t0sPh3rE You're the one who replied to me saying that you fucking idiot. What was I supposed to say. NOA YOUR WRONG, SUPERMAN IS BETTER...I mean i'm sorry that I like retort with some effort, instead of acting like half the dumb shits on youtube. And they just met, Superman isnt going to just get thrown then kill the guy as fast as possible. If they knew each other, and knew that they were going to fight to the death batman would not stand a chance.
FacelessEmotions 5 days ago
@FacelessEmotions see you said the key word..batman is smarter for sure batman would take into account supermans speed and strength i mean look at all the crap he has in his belt dont get me wrong i`m not saying batman would win easily but i think batman would win..hell batman was the only one to ever dodge darkseid Omega beam so i think batmans speed is way above the normal limits of a human..
bigevilray88 4 days ago
@FacelessEmotions I agree with most of what you said except that Superman is not as fast or nowhere near the same league of speed as the Flash. Believe it or not, Flash's powers are pretty up there; they just don't show it.
Jajais4u 3 days ago
@bigmacchsi The same way he ended up tossing Kalibak. Without.. breaking.. a sweat B) They are super strong. But it never says they weight a ton... Gosh.. lol
galy1976 6 days ago
Can some one tell me how batman end up thorwing superman
is it beacuse he had the kryptonite ?
bigmacchasi 6 days ago
@bigmacchasi He's using his own strength against him.
Nizzemancer 6 days ago
@bigmacchasi Superman is strong, but he's not like a million pounds
soldierkei 6 days ago
what movie is this
sengoku17 6 days ago
Without his x-ray vision, Superman would have probably would never have figured out who Batman was.
Batman discovered Superman's secret identity in a matter of hours.
I think we know who won this round.
mega17 6 days ago 2
@mega17 wtf thats not the pint thats like saying, without batman there would never be justice but the point is superman has the powers and you cant just say "without this or that then..." cause that wouldnt make sense, in the real comics batman wouldve broke his arms trying to lift superman so yes the perso who woul;d always win the rounds are superman
TNTssssExplosive 6 days ago
@TNTssssExplosive
You're dumb. You're only judging by strength.
Without batman, the joker would have easily annihilated Metropolis, AND killed Superman. KILLED. The Man of Steel. Dead. Proof's in the episode.
Superman just has superpowers. Batman has the greatest weapon of all - Intelligence.
Even in these sorts of episodes, they have to make Batman make mistakes on purpose just to make Superman look better.
Realistically, those mistakes would have never happened.
mega17 6 days ago
@TNTssssExplosive Superman doesnt weigh a million pounds. True if Superman knew to brace himself, Bats wouldn't have been able to do it. However, in a fight, in martial arts, its about making the first move and taking advantage of when your opponent has their guard down. Superman may have super strength, but his mass isn't heavier because of it. Bats did what wasnt expected, tossed him, because a simple strike attack would have no effect on Superman, but a reversal throw gets Supes away from him
soldierkei 6 days ago
@soldierkei yeap yeap you are right ...batman is so agil that he escaped from the omega beams of dark side, which no person or super hero has ever done before not even superman
misteryman001 5 days ago
Batman is kinda fucked up here and superman has control issues
safenders 6 days ago
Batman....is.....who CHUCK NORRIS WORSHIPS!
daeronjames 1 week ago
D*MN Batman....a normal human...did THAT to SUPERMAN! F*CK*NG SUPERMAN!!!
daeronjames 1 week ago
@daeronjames cause this is fucking stupid!
TNTssssExplosive 6 days ago
Best of friends
Holaadios13 1 week ago
Batman: U know my identity, now I know urs XD SUCKER!
TheBastered 1 week ago
"I won't have vigilanties in my town." Hypocrisy win.
creepygal800 1 week ago 28
@creepygal800 Superman is legal.
congaking100 1 week ago
@congaking100 For srs?
creepygal800 1 week ago
@creepygal800 No I mean the mayor of the city allows superman to fight crime.
congaking100 1 week ago
@congaking100 Well thats kinda shitty of the mayor, isn't it? I mean Batman is the world's greatest detective.
creepygal800 1 week ago
@creepygal800 I know but they think his methods are violent and irrational.
congaking100 1 week ago
@congaking100 Pfft. Batman rocks the socks.
creepygal800 1 week ago
@creepygal800 He wears boots not socks but he is really awesome.
congaking100 1 week ago
@creepygal800 eh, thing is Superman operates within the law. Batman doesn't. Batman and Commissioner Gordon sort of have a unspoken agreement, a truce. Gordon allows Batman to do what he does with the condition he doesn't go too far, like killing. Superman pretty much follows the law, no excessive brutality, prevents natural disasters, etc. But you're right, it is somewhat hypocritical
soldierkei 6 days ago
@creepygal800 I know right! And he's the worst of them all!
Jajais4u 4 days ago
@creepygal800 actually, in their continuities both Supes and Bats had been deputized by their respective towns. however, when they decided to make Bats all dark and spooky, they retconned him into a vigilante that the police disavow working directly with. last i read a non-officer who worked in the building, a secretary, was the only person who was allowed to turn on the b-signal, that way they could say 'no police called him in!'
daiklaive 3 days ago
1:15...
"He does that" -Jim Gordon
bryanosb 1 week ago
Batman: So now you know my secret identity. But I got a date wit yo girl. HAHA sucka whatcha gonna do now
ROFLL
hollow5150 1 week ago
Wait hold up superman said he won't take vigilantism in his town but correct me if I'm wrong isn't superman doing the same damn thing as batman is?but sups have super powers.So if you don't have powers and you are protecting the innocent it's called vigilantism
Optimus313 1 week ago
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@Optimus313 eh, thing is Superman operates within the law. Batman doesn't. Batman and Commissioner Gordon sort of have a unspoken agreement, a truce. Gordon allows Batman to do what he does with the condition he doesn't go too far, like killing. Superman pretty much follows the law, no excessive brutality, prevents natural disasters, etc. But you're right, it is somewhat hypocritical
soldierkei 6 days ago
This is way Batman is so kick ass he don't care who you are even if you are superman.Not to mention he Rolled up in your very own neighborhood and stool your own woman lol
Optimus313 1 week ago
Batman sees what you did there.
lunitariaprime 1 week ago
Creeper Batman is watching you undress.
CheesyGranola 1 week ago 28
Wait, did batman just throw superman? How strong do you have to be to do that???
nikz200 1 week ago
@nikz200 martial arts... superman doesnt weight more than a normal human being.
StallioN0of0MeadoW 1 week ago
@StallioN0of0MeadoW he does? I always assumed superman would weigh alot more on the count of his muscles and power
nikz200 1 week ago
@nikz200 Superman probably doesn't weigh too much more than a human man, so it's not THAT big of a deal.
CheesyGranola 1 week ago
I love how cocky they portray Superman. And how Batman is always one step ahead of him.
arouska 1 week ago
Batman and Superman Epic and Legendary Team-up. Technically Superman's a vigilante too.
Arkhuman11 1 week ago 2
Legendary.
beezwaxx 1 week ago
And that's how Batman became president of the universe.
Chargersarethebest86 1 week ago 2
they have a thousand new ways how batman and supeman first met most are stupid
they've known each othe since the golden age of comics
MRMJISAGOD 1 week ago
Batman: *FLIPS SUPERMAN*
Superman: *Stare......seriously?*
Batman: *Begins to walk of--*PUNTED*
Superman: :I Dark Knight Bitch.
Cutelilbatgirl 1 week ago
BATMAN OWNS SUPERMAN in this one lool
c4ghts 1 week ago
No, Superman! Take it to Chloe to analyze ---
Wait... nevermind.
MarBelieves2 1 week ago
Superman: How'd you know I'm Clark?
Batman: Uhm, maybe because you just wore eyeglasses to be Clark?
GemZel16 1 week ago
does everybody know superman's identity cuz he doesn't have a mask
MrMGSdelta 1 week ago
@MrMGSdelta glasses cover up his identity, plus the close he wears are suppose to some what hide just how buff he is, hence the nerdy swag.
soldierkei 6 days ago
This must have been before Batman used lead to block everything from Supes. Him throwing Superman is enough to confirm The Batman is just too badass
Rainmanking 1 week ago
batman is more awesome cos he is human and has to use his brain more but ultimately superman is best. very cool at 0:20 sucked superman lil
ThePhil909 1 week ago
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1:41 he sent condom with flowers , always so romantic
landerous 1 week ago
"Making Ha Ha with Harley Quin" Fucking annoying.
Ramegon01 1 week ago
I love Superman's face after Batman throws him. "What the fuck just happened?"
johnnywhoastudios 1 week ago 8
@johnnywhoastudios "Did...DID THAT FUCKER JUST HIP TOSS ME?"
biohazard724 1 week ago
@biohazard724 no...he shoulder tossed you.
realgood2nite 1 week ago
Superman: I won't have vigilantism is my town.
Is being a hypocrite also one of Superman's powers?
TheFlamingCaterpie 1 week ago 3
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@TheFlamingCaterpie eh, thing is Superman operates within the law. Batman doesn't. Batman and Commissioner Gordon sort of have a unspoken agreement, a truce. Gordon allows Batman to do what he does with the condition he doesn't go too far, like killing. Superman pretty much follows the law, no excessive brutality, prevents natural disasters, etc. But you're right, it is somewhat hypocritical. But ultimately people consider Superman legal because of how he operates
soldierkei 6 days ago
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watch this: Pudełko / Cardboard (PL) with Batman & Superman, :)
ectoplazmo 1 week ago
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ectoplazmo 1 week ago
he sent condom with flowers
dolorabdominis 2 weeks ago
Good shit Batman. Judo flip into tracer. He expected him to pull that boy scout bs.
Jajais4u 2 weeks ago
Batman is the only one who can tell when Superman is wearing glasses.
Batpunkz 2 weeks ago 4
Batman doesn't just get even; He fucks ur girl and then evens the playing field.
kfighter00 2 weeks ago
Is this the movie where Joker has the kryptonite shaped like a dragon or a serpent?
tranquelmischief 2 weeks ago 8
@tranquelmischief Indeed it is.
omegamuerte 2 weeks ago
@tranquelmischief yes it is
bzzdk 1 week ago
@tranquelmischief
ye this is the one its a dragon
bigmacchasi 6 days ago
Super Man just Got Bitched
yaschee 2 weeks ago
Touche`
Haha.. XD
Shawn11986 2 weeks ago
Batman is just pure awesome.
chologatooo 2 weeks ago
This proves, if proof was actually needed, that Batman is indeed greater than Superman.
Jajais4u 2 weeks ago
... if I were Superman and saw Batman spying on me, I'd pull a heat-beam eyes sniper shot...
digitalneo 2 weeks ago
after superman gets thrown hes like "wtf, the hell is this guy?" batman's like "the batman, duh."
TasukeRyukuu 2 weeks ago
Batman onwned superman lol, love it
zack101hotstuff 2 weeks ago
boyfriends
akhenatenwasawesome 2 weeks ago
He threw Superman. He threw Supreman? HE FUCKING THREW SUPERMAN!!!
iria20 2 weeks ago
@iria20 I'm sure Batman was thinking when Superman grabbed him, "Bitch, get the fuck off me!"
Newie69MK 2 weeks ago
Superman: Most cliche' superhero.
Batman: Greatest superhero. Nuff said.
Newie69MK 2 weeks ago
batman was like "oh u wanna put your hands on me fuck yo red cape". then threw superman cross the room.
sabbathcore 2 weeks ago
If Batman had Superman's abilities, the Justice League (Unlimited-full version from Season3 onward) would be reduendant.
bellefeu 2 weeks ago
That's how men greet each other.
Dagsschiller 2 weeks ago 4
@Dagsschiller a judo flip and a tracer on the back?
amazingfan15 2 weeks ago
@amazingfan15 He can do anything, he's Batman!
apaloosa01 2 weeks ago
@amazingfan15 Superman does not expect the unexpected. Batman even outmanoevered Darkseid once.
tenhirankei 2 weeks ago
@amazingfan15 yeah. HIi, nice to meet you good sir ¡¡JUDO FLIP!!. works all the time.
Dagsschiller 2 weeks ago
0:48 ummmmmm superman arent u being a hypercrite
527matt 2 weeks ago
Batman is the best. He throws Superman around, able to sneak away from him, steals his girl, and finds out his secret identity. Sorry Sups but you are no longer on speed-dial.
boiledcrap 2 weeks ago
@boiledcrap you've made justice to your name.
Akkatlah 2 weeks ago
Best JLA Intro- /watch?v=ggnWB5AbpBo
Bane391 2 weeks ago
Superman: So now you know my secret identity.
Batman: I've known for awhile now. You know, world's greatest detective and all.
Superman: So why did you...
Batman: Just to be a dick...and to show you that I'm F&^*ING BATMAN!
roballen1216 2 weeks ago 118
@roballen1216 funny but I have gone with the God Damn Batman.
TheArtificiallyMade 2 weeks ago
@roballen1216 touche
termsofviolence 2 weeks ago
It is amazing how batman is able to vanish even when superman has super hearing
Y0uWinY 2 weeks ago 17
@Y0uWinY I love how he *threw* Superman, without the Kryptonite.
ghosttharian 1 week ago
@ghosttharian Superman doesn't weigh a ton. And he didn't expect it so he couldnt brace himself, in a fight thats a good way to lose.
soldierkei 6 days ago
@soldierkei Actually, sups was hit from behind, and since he was "made of steel" he didn't feel a pinch. But, if you want proof of his strength, bats has taken down Darkseid and Kalibak (I'm sorry if I wrote it wrong), while they were expecting it.
ghosttharian 5 days ago
@ghosttharian what? from behind? what're you referring to? I'm talking about here. Bats reverse shoulder threw Supes, didn't say it hurt him, just said he was able to do it because Supes had his guard down, and that Superman doesn't weigh a ton like everyone seems to think he does in this clip. And Bats has survived Darkseid but never taken him down.
soldierkei 5 days ago
@soldierkei You are right about not hurting him. But I rather think sup does weight a lot (not a ton obviously) but enough as for almost no one lifting him. Regardless of what I said, I do think you are right, so collect your internets at the exit, have a nice trip.
ghosttharian 5 days ago
@ghosttharian Actually I would imagine Superman to weigh about the same as a human of his height and build. Those kind of throws don't take much strength though and as was mentioned before he wasn't expecting it.
tinegah 5 days ago
@tinegah I went on Dc's Wiki, and yep, you are correct, he weights like an average male of his age (Age depending on source), so Batman really didn't do much effort there.
ghosttharian 4 days ago
Batman so Fucken gangster...
dreamerrvl 2 weeks ago 8
why did lois call clark kent to tell him that she is going to be late.... when your late you call your boss in which in her case is perry white...seems like she is trying to make him jealous
TheCrimsonAssasin 3 weeks ago
@TheCrimsonAssasin so... lois was being a troll before the term 'troll' became popular
amazingfan15 2 weeks ago
@amazingfan15 the word 'troll' never became popular
lorshox 2 weeks ago
isnt superman technically a vigilante too though?
thelawdog5 3 weeks ago 6
I watched this scene way too many times as a kid
34Carnage 3 weeks ago
Yes farmboy, Batman is a LOT smarter than you.
killroy71 3 weeks ago 5
Id Ha Ha With Harley Quinn
GamerVlog14 3 weeks ago
only Batman would carry Kryptonite with him
twisto 3 weeks ago
Batman.
He learned Superman's secret identity before Lex Luthor.... ON THE SAME NIGHT HE MET HIM.
cheese4g 3 weeks ago 85
@cheese4g Wel, it' not THAT hard. It's just a pair of glasses and a freaking spit curl, I'm surprised nobody else could figure it out!
MrImastinker 3 weeks ago
@cheese4g He also saw him NAKED.
rafael1792 2 weeks ago
Never noticed the condom.
skellzt 3 weeks ago
@skellzt if you mean the thing lois picks out of the box of flowers, I'm pretty sure thats a note
LordSvzklx 3 weeks ago
@skellzt That's a to/from note.
TheAzureCrow 2 weeks ago
Sups, I know you're like the pen ultimate example of a superhero. You have the greatest powers, the morals to stand as an example to all who follow you and a reason why villains should not cross you. But seriously? Didn't your super hearing hear Bats' grapple deploy behind you?
Oh and Bats, don't you get cocky. First, you knew you were going into Sups' turf and you didn't read up on this guy and line your mask with lead or something? And why judo throw the Man of Steel? That can't end well.
shibien13 3 weeks ago
@shibien13 A) his abilities were being stifled by the kyptonite. No super hearing. B) Batman didn't expect to cross him. c) he flipped him to attach the tracer, to keep tabs on him if he wanted to be a problem.
TheAzureCrow 2 weeks ago