Warhammer 40K: One woman's take on romantic relationships with war gamers

[obarela]

Your Wife Rocks!!!!

[rebelwithoutaporsche]

Do you know that when you are at work, I pick your wife up in my Titan and we shoot off to my ski lodge on Fenris for some r n r?

[Ruunarr]

So... she think the army is... nice? Your wife got a low self asteem. The warhammer game isn't that hard, its just a bit complicated at first.

[bigdave220]

Question 6: would you like the key to get out of the basement

[glynamus]

omgosh! she has been tortured and subject to torture tactics that only Darth Vader could envy. keep, dont lose her! she is the only one on the earth who is cool.

[InvisiblePinkUnic0rn]

Pay attention kiddies: women like money. Study hard, earn lots, get a nice car, look after your health and women will fall over themselves to partner up with you. That's the trick to getting a woman to 'understand' your nerdy hobbies.

[KnarkPekka]

@InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Yeh, thats correct. Other players take a look on each others armies cuz an army ALWAYS shows the true colors of the owner. To get an exellent looking army and know the game in a decent level, Its mean he/she is a hardworker. You gotta have the cash to keep shaping the army, that prooves the gamer is pretty shaped as well..

any "Its on the inside that counts" are puzzys n do nothing but excuses. Harsh but true. and remember.. every one can "shape up" ^^

[CI0wN]

Awesome video haha, gotta show this to my better half. Also, what song is that?

[TubeBkg]

Priceless! Tell your wife SHE is the intelligent one! The comment about not worrying about cheating because we spend our time in the garage playing was absolutely hillarious! I have to show this one to my wife. She will absolutely love it. She thinks my toys are pretty cool too.

Wonderful vid mate. Great concept and execution. BTW, you should enter the Big Winter Competition. Visit my channel for more info. Cheers!

[axelsfolks]

AWESOME!!!

My wife plays too! I guess I'm one of the lucky ones!!!

[propanobend]

It's like playing with dolls in your room. You know in your head it's wrong but you forever try to convince yourself it's fun. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

[captnwinkle]

LOL!!! Not worrying cuz they won't go cheat on you or go out drinking!?!?! She obviosuly hasn't cross paths with me

[jonaimmigrant]

lol u dnt hav to be smart to play xD

[kingboss9000]

lol If I was a wargamer it would be my dirty guilty pleasure, I would hide it from everyone and play it in dark alleys with other nerds too ashamed to play these games in the light of day as well.

[Kyberdan]

Yeh baby thas 4 real, thanks guys you got it made !!!



[seeker6789]

Yeah I would like to see a real wife's opinion on looking at several thousand dollars invested in models ..paint..and codexs..... You'd be sleeping on the couch or waiting for divorce papers.......

[Kerf87]

@seeker6789 "Real wives". Define please. :P

And the "several thousands of dollars" are a minor exaggeration cause of the fact its taking a long time to get up to those ridiculous amounts you are referring to.

[seeker6789]

@Kerf87 A big starter set a few heavy tanks and a forgeworld resin kit will easily take you up to a few thousand... Not even counting.. paint, green stuff, brushes, basing material, codexs, dice And a real wife will put you out on the couch when you come home and show her the $600 worth of new armor you just bought for your Imperial guard....

[VegasBloom]

these questions are really stupid lol.

and those answers dont even make sense...

[psychobob808]

There's a lot of morons that play wargames too

[scootermaster090]

NO ITS NOT JUST FOR NERDS AND GEEKS!

[Scratchyt1]

Does she do 3somes or gangbangs after a game? I'll play.

[leemoulder84]

Question 5: What do gamers have over other men who dont game?

Answer :  DICE, lots of dice

[jortiz67]

She is definitly a Keeper dude...

[jortiz67]

your wife is really cool.  I like her attitude towards gamers... :)

[cryjesuscry]

does your wife ever have problems with flashbacks to her childhood when she handles your tank models?

[cryjesuscry]

do you have any recommendations on wife importing websites? which one worked for you?

[SquevilSqueak]

my gf knows what ws and bs is im so proud :D

[WetFingerGamingHD]

she enjoys watching him play with other guys ;)

[TrippleH655321]

thier not smart at all. 40k is for kids.

[LoLIceCream123]

@TrippleH655321 I doubt kids could remember the tons and tons of rules that apply in 40k and I'm very sure that they wouldn't know jack shit about creating an army. Gamer's are smart.

[TrippleH655321]

@LoLIceCream123 I was playing 40k from the age of 6. i moved onto warmachine because 40k is a broken down aborted fetus of a game.

[guardsmen1814]

@TrippleH655321 Umad bro?

[TrippleH655321]

@guardsmen1814 yeah i am mad that gw fucked the rules system.

[007999999999999999]

plsssssss name of the song?!!!!

[ChoosePazuzu]

@007999999999999999 5/4 by Gorillaz

[akahdrin]

@biancapripic1985 You're 26 years old. You're not exactly the ruling factor on things ;) You said you play Warhammer Online which is not Warhammer 40k tabletop. To play a MMO all you need is a semi-functional brain along with a mouse and keyboard. To play the table top version you need excellent thinking methods along the lines of chess and basic military strategies such as flanking, pincer attacks, hit and runs, etc. I don't drink, do drugs, hurt her. We spend time together and I paint.

[RavenWarrior90]

A woman saying all of those nice things... this woman is cool ;D ... never thought that a woman might say such things. All the others think that you are a nerd and that you are childish and such crap... quite nice to hear exactly the opposite of what I've thought until now.

Just a shame that female players are so damn rare! Would be very nice to meet more girls when playing in a games workshop store... this is a rare sight unfortunately.

[Lokasena]

wargames is not about being smart, it's about having FUN.

people who playonly to winn, probably don't have enough accomplishments in real life.

I think she'd make a great player, she obviously likes the models. See likes the lood of the game. And the rules, they come in book, so you can always look 'em up.

My GF plays Deamons, and MAN, is she good with 'em.

[biancaprpic1985]

....lol....gaming is for "really smart people"......then immediately after that, she informs us that she is in fact NOT smart enough to play a game (which i have seen 11 year olds playing)...therefore, well...i suppose everything she says after that doesn't really have any merit anyhow :)

[biancaprpic1985]

this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen in my life......COMPLETELY false....yes, you may have a man who is faithful to you if you date a gamer..but, seriously?? you are HAPPY that he sits in the garage all day playing games????? lmao.....you've really set your standards high there....pffft...this woman is an actress..i dont buy it...theres NO way any wife/gf of a gamer could really be this naive..DISLIKE!

[RavenWarrior90]

@biancaprpic1985 Ok she might be an actress... but why should she do that when she doesn't like it? Then she is really dumb or she got paid for that or something (this is not worth the money, seriously). But there are girls who like "nerds" and think like her. Some things she says are a bit exaggerated and wrong... but there are in fact girls who play this themselves and are very interested in Warhammer 40.000. It's very nice and "refreshing" so meet people who are different from all the others.

[biancaprpic1985]

@RavenWarrior90 I am a girl, who is a gamer....i am dating someone who is ALSO a gamer...And I can say first hand that 90% of the things she says are totally ridiculous....I play warhammer online, but NEVER would i praise my bf (or myself) for our super-human intelligence due to playing..to each their own, but if she is fine with her bf in the garage playing with toys all day, all the power to her ..a woman shouldnt need her bf to have toys in the garage to play with to keep him faithful..lol

[RavenWarrior90]

@biancaprpic1985 Yeah I agree with what you say... all I wanted to say is, that it is nice to see women who think different. You know, there are many girls who are all the same... so many girls and women who think you are a weird person only because you play videogames and play tabletop. Many people are so intolerant and I really hate that. Normally you don't get to know many gamer-women... at least in my country it's a rather rare sight.

[HoosierMF]

@thomasbhunter68 Got to admit that was my first thought too. She looks Eastern European

[cwoyce]

dude!!! ur wife is hot and SOOO awesome!!! Congrats on that Epic win...and ur army looks really good too haha

[mburke000]

so you have a wife. you think you're better than me? huh?

[thegrotta]

I notice she doesnt turn around in the video...im sure shes hiding the strap marks! seriously...I envy you. My wife thinks all hide in basements with our trousers pulled up drinking copius amounts of coke and getting excited about painting the latest models...oh wait thats exactly what I do!

[fiveofnin]

Thanks for geting a wemans prospective of table top gaming

[hellspawnds]

While her dude hangs in the garage with his friends, measuring space marines moving 6", she's out handling 12 non-game related inches of her own - penetrating hits guaranteed.

[redgreen09]

well and shes not even blond LOL

[kvarntobben]

from what planet did u dig her up?

[thekamen91]

first. Gamers are not smarter than other peaple we just do it for long and we have expirience

second. Don't take your self for idiot, if you want you can play as good as anyone

[hailtheturkeysi82]

2 things

1. audio levels are your friend

2. i know she's your wife but in an interview, the interviewee needs some energy and developed opinions in order to maintain the viewers interest

[jackson25294]

lol @1.20 tittie shot lol

[Rodgerinho]

Let's be honest, collecting models is no worse than a woman collecting teddy bears, or throw pillows, or tons of shoes.And gaming is no worse than women watching x-factor or big brother or half a dozen soap operas every evening.There IS a stigma around gaming and lots of gamers are out of shape.It can be perceived as childish, and some women have a strong idea of how they like their men.But if a relationship is EQUAL and the man is accepted as much as the woman, then gaming is just another hobby

[nurizeko]

So what catalogue was she ordered from?

(I kid!)

[shakazulu40]

This woman is lying. I just can't tell if she's lying to him or to herself.

[rocket5689]

She gives women a bad name lol



[mrfrogg91]

OMG! is she Cuban?? My wife is Cuban... Great vid tho!

[WoIferus]

do you get some pervert satisfaction forced a women say that?

[panzer903]

@WoIferus ummm think she just said whatever she wanted to say.....

[IdentifyZero]

Hahahahah. This is some of the funniest crap I've ever. She must be mentally challenged. "You have to be very smart." "You have to be very smart." "I am not so smart."

[LoveNoteProjects]

@IdentifyZero its clear her 2nd language is english.

[kruellag]

@LoveNoteProjects who cares?

[LoveNoteProjects]

@kruellag god ur dumb. that means that the way she expresses her point won't be as poignant as if she spoke her point in her 1st language as she can only rely on her currently limited vocabulary

[kruellag]

@LoveNoteProjects ones again who cares? 

[nathanas07]

That is a sweet IG army you've got brother.

[bloodmarine111]

my GF broke up with me because i play warhammer and warhammer40k :( i've never played a table top game again. but I regret this so much so i want to say to anyone who has this problem: If you like a table top game, STICK WITH IT!! I'll be starting with blood angels again in the near future to ;) BTW nice vid thx for sharing

[Panachinator]

DUDE TURN OFF THE SHITTY MUSIC SO I DONT HAVE TO TURN THE VOLUME UP AND DOWN EVERY MINUTE

UMAD? IMAD

[8triagrammer]

Hahahah... Awesome.

[Perserra]

Is she drunk, or mentally challenged, or something? Those are the kind of answers I'd expect from a 10 year-old.

[LibertyCentury]

@Perserra Well, she said she is not smart at the beginning...

[angron666]

lol @ "they dont go out drinking", i get pissed as hell when im gaming : )

[mixindave1]

my girlfriend doesnt care that i paint them. dont think i will let my 2 month old son carry it on though, he is better off playing football and playing outside as a kid lol

[Nietzscheface]

Of course a war gamer would never cheat. It'd take far too much time that they didn't have finding a significant other who could appreciate the hobby and understand the amounts of time spent with it for them to spend even more time they didn't have cavorting around town with someone else. ;p

[TheCeliberus]

why would you make this video ?

Cause youre insincure of your self ? Come on ..

[firerayne23]

lol this was great.

[Shiznaft1]

Great video man

[b52jamesb52]

She Craves the nerd cock.

[highpriestrsw2]

Does she have a sister? You are a VERY lucky man!

[hellball5]

damn when i grow up i want a wife likr that lol

[jawatrader123]

lol

[Hotfuzzfrizz]

The music is way to loud.

[Adrian890722]

shes cute, wish my GF would appreicate me in that way ;;p

[zottnjoe]

haha, cool wife

[hectorjr121]

LMAO GREAT VID Brother ...I loved showing it to my wife so now she appriciates me alot more for not cheating lol. Your wife is cool as hell.

[hereticofyew]

@hectorjr121 hahah thanks, this was to help all the married wargamers out there :)

[MrPettj]

lol.....yeah right....did u pay her to say that stuff??...

[davidi69]

She likes watch men play with each other..... :|

[clarkey1991bba]

very innovative idea, i like it

[vanhammer73]

cheers to your lady...and a salute to you

[MrLordAbraxes]

This is cool, how come more people don't do things like this?

[jeremiahdrigg]

Hey can I use this for the site? I have an idea for an article.

[hereticofyew]

@jeremiahdrigg sure go for it

[Generalsplatton]

You sir are a blessed man! You have a great understanding wife!

[warpedgame]

Interesting vid, I'll have to ask my wife these same questions and see how she responds.

[Monly]

hahahahahah cool ^_____^