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its made of whey protein...whole milk...a bushel of bananas...baby formula...half a rack of ribs...one rotisserie chicken...half a sleeve of oreos...twelve assorted munchkins...scoop of ice cream...quarter pint of franzia...shot of bourbon...cadbury egg...glazed honey ham...a plate of scrambled eggs...handful of cherios...take notes epic meal time...
i don't find this funny at all.. you know for a bodybuilder it takes a lot to walk up on stage and stand there with a clean polished look.. to the general public they're a bunch of stupid meatheads.
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Whey protein Whole milk Baby Formula Half a rack of ribs 1 rotisserie chicken Sleeve of Oreos 12 assorted Munchkins Scoop of ice cream quarter pint of franzia Shot of bourbon Cadbury Egg Glazed Honey Ham Plate of scrambled eggs And a handful of cheerios Im gonna go make my protein shake.
energy shake...its a shake for your muscles... its made of whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, a sleeve of oreo cookies, twelve assorted munchkins, a scoop of ice cream, quarter pint of franzia, shot of bourbon, cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs and a handful of cheerios...
So... I made his energy shake. Threw up for half an hour. Finished that, made another, and went to the gym. The hardest part is the first one. The best part is being hot as the sand and BIG AS THE OCEAN!
Much appreciate the Simon Birch reference! LOL
ejscibelly 1 hour ago
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YoungBroseph 5 days ago 8
Ego boosts are part of my diet. So are ego waffles.
MrR94r 5 days ago
i lift weights in college cause everyone ignored me in high school
MrJaredMayo 6 days ago
I eat animal pack vitamins like candy. I give them out on Halloween too...also like candy
Switch831 1 week ago
DOMbells lmaooo
brasilianboy1x 1 week ago
He farts at 2:50
BROwithsickFLO 1 week ago 3
bahahaah, workin on a presentation and generally annoyed at the world but this made my day!!!
minididi42 2 weeks ago
this guy>everyone on jersey shore!
heyyitsjonah 2 weeks ago
haha.. women and weight room = the world is ending (stay in the kitchen ladies)
ardeborde69 2 weeks ago
@ardeborde69 I bet you get lots of pussy bro
TurnerBoneHead 1 week ago
@skateman96 Gandhi**
masterrshifu 2 weeks ago
79 Guidos disliked this
po0oya 2 weeks ago 4
i always sit through the full ads even when i can skip them cuz whenever you do dom gets paid more... swag
KushSensation 2 weeks ago 7
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JamesZapfelPoetry 2 weeks ago
RON PAUL 2012
mmsocccer 2 weeks ago
MIT..T Tech...I go to ITT Tech
suckmydog22 2 weeks ago 2
@suckmydog22 thanks dude.
twallKOS 2 weeks ago
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suckmydog22 2 weeks ago
thought it said metheads............awk
LettersAreRetarded 2 weeks ago
is it me or has dom gotten bigger since this video 0_o
gvon1989 2 weeks ago
Too bad people are like this in real life. :/
upiluften 3 weeks ago
@upiluften that's the point.
mikeypsvcc 2 weeks ago
Dom Vs. Being the man!
bertoxx11 3 weeks ago
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TheJimSoSwoll 3 weeks ago
I have to exert force into everything I do lmfao
MrTwobit1 3 weeks ago
Boom.............still a virgin
THATS NOT A DEADLIFT SIMON BIRCH!
LMFAO
RedRaider8493 3 weeks ago
thats not a dead lift simon birch
bgizzle07 3 weeks ago
i do half of these lol
Kerryblue38 3 weeks ago
LMAO
gab3232 3 weeks ago
please make the end song a ringtone!
jaffarilovespancakes 4 weeks ago
BOOM.......still a virgin....
MrGlively7 1 month ago 34
simon birch s/o !
needychemstudent 1 month ago
ur gonna need an uncomfortable amount of pubic area in the photo 2:16 lmaoo
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I'm going to GNC & the gym when I come back this better be a TOP RATED comment.
carlkrikorianck2 1 month ago
@carlkrikorianck2 nope
ibaiez 1 month ago
1:11 "Knee Bone connected to the Hip Bone... Hip Bone connected to the Knee Bone."
classic Dom!
MrDrBalls 1 month ago
ego waffles
julesjulesjules8 1 month ago 3
#get at me
hueovs 1 month ago
"thats not a deadlift simon birch" hahaha
stiffmeisterful1 1 month ago
hahahaha this was fucking amazing.
sportsman214 1 month ago
1:28 BOOM! very nice...
heluvspringnsd 1 month ago
That's definitely Cell Mass in the back there.
Northlax3 1 month ago
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It's pretty funny when people post quotes verbatim that we literally just heard.
gnarGNARfosho 1 month ago
ROFL dom bells
rippedboy14 1 month ago 3
Dom Mazzetti vs Fights (Getting your ass kicked)
WarrenLogic 1 month ago
fucking shit, ima go cut my wrists because Delsym interrupted Dom Mazzetti
xlukeskywalkerBI 1 month ago
Bro do you even lift?
MrPootzen 1 month ago
@MrPootzen nah bro he doesnt lift he just makes love to himself at the gym everyday.....fucking retard
cbourkney 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti 3
@cbourkney strong unaware
Sparx12 1 month ago
Take notes, Epic Mealtime!
40thCapeRifles 1 month ago
i lost it at half a rack of ribs
snh128 1 month ago
ego waffles. epic.
IndoAmeriCanadian 1 month ago
thats not a dead lift simon birch
Kanye3113 1 month ago
Ego Waffles
ATJWKM 1 month ago 2
Be the change you wanna see in the world...Ghandi
skateman96 1 month ago in playlist Dom 59
@skateman96 ghandis dead
MrBigcurt76 3 weeks ago
Bahahaha 4:00 till 4:11 is hilarious, put strength into everything you do!
nrwood12 1 month ago
I eat ego waffles...
hotdragster 2 months ago
Im talking real science. Mitochondria, Hubble Telescope....
zimzzz24 2 months ago 3
@zimzzz24
Dr. Bill Nye yo! :P
nrwood12 1 month ago
omg the first 27 seconds of this video i went into seizure laughing mode. wow. you're the man dom!
gemu11 2 months ago in playlist Dom
Gandhi!
sizzlexc 2 months ago
i'd fuck him
zrobb1 2 months ago
12 Assorted Munchkins...
40thCapeRifles 2 months ago
ego boosts are a part of my diet. and so are ego waffles.
TheUncutAngel 2 months ago
i love u
NLions11 2 months ago
its made of whey protein...whole milk...a bushel of bananas...baby formula...half a rack of ribs...one rotisserie chicken...half a sleeve of oreos...twelve assorted munchkins...scoop of ice cream...quarter pint of franzia...shot of bourbon...cadbury egg...glazed honey ham...a plate of scrambled eggs...handful of cherios...take notes epic meal time...
bnatto6 2 months ago
69 dislikes...they did that shit on purpose
xxcooldudex 2 months ago
69 dislikes? thats so chill...
sickmik19 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thumbs up for dombells lol
superzilla101 2 months ago
knee bone connected to the hip bone, hip bone connected to the knee bone
libunch 2 months ago
omg epic. so true! LOL
geksii 2 months ago
Dr. Bill Nye lmaooooo
RonnieD1123 2 months ago
the only thing better than my reflection...a picture of my reflection
bear9219 2 months ago
3:59 omg epic! hahahahaha
aNDERSk23 2 months ago
Be the change you wanna see in the world...... Gandhi! Lol.
RAHKiller07 2 months ago
69 dislikes =D
303vkSMILEYvk303 2 months ago
I fucking love this video.
floppyspatula 2 months ago
....and possibly hepatitis
ThePdot5 2 months ago
i don't find this funny at all.. you know for a bodybuilder it takes a lot to walk up on stage and stand there with a clean polished look.. to the general public they're a bunch of stupid meatheads.
swifttiga 2 months ago
people who dont go to the gym don't find this nearly as funny as those of us who do
dubkatmtl 2 months ago 105
@dubkatmtl lol really because the jokes on you. This is funny and I don't go to the gym, meatheads are a dime a dozen.
nmcvicker03 1 month ago
@nmcvicker03 Where the hell do you live? The only type of people where I live that are a dime a dozen are fat people and whores...
TheNewMalone 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti 2
@TheNewMalone lol you have to move man.
nmcvicker03 1 month ago
@nmcvicker03 Someone sounds mad.
Fir3fly798 1 month ago
@Fir3fly798 ummm... not really. Nice try though.
nmcvicker03 1 month ago
@nmcvicker03 Ha, I only wish I could.
TheNewMalone 1 month ago
@nmcvicker03 You're full of shit. Someone sounds mad.
Fir3fly798 1 month ago
@dubkatmtl butthole pimpin!
hunter31211 1 month ago
@dubkatmtl it's funny because we can relate to every douchebaggy thing that he says he does
joeybonesgnarly 1 month ago 2
@dubkatmtl pretty sure we find it more funny, bro.
hukstar16 1 month ago
@hukstar16
Because people actually do this at the gym
Glickstick 1 month ago
@hukstar16 nah, you don't
brfootball52 1 month ago
@dubkatmtl People who are arrogant assholes don't find your comment nearly as funny as those of us who aren't.
HellMaster548 3 weeks ago
@HellMaster548 ur a pickle
MrBmcdonald1413 3 weeks ago
@dubkatmtl hey man ur a legend
abighairywoman 3 weeks ago
Then comes college BOOM! Still a virgin LOL
RealMadridTillTheEnd 2 months ago 3
4:07 LMAO
Seany06 2 months ago
pigeons are vermin. lol
cullliam 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
Who heard a fart at 2:49?
MBazzani11 2 months ago
who wants to explain the simon birch thingl
RealTri4Lyfe 2 months ago
omg this gets better and better as you watch it
iliauk1 2 months ago
lmao that's not a deadlift Simon Birch
RichRumour 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
only a true meathead would understand this video, dr. bill nye, ahhahha
iranfifa8 2 months ago 3
by the man upstairs... my neighbor earl..just found out he's my real dad.
adamu821 2 months ago
MIT shout out! yeahhhh XD
Anteaterdance 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
awesome!
Wroclawskiv2 2 months ago
this is just awesome
McMarkyMark 2 months ago
you are the greatest
FleyEnder 2 months ago
I am now dumber having watched this
jmrose625 2 months ago
watch out ladies i got anger issues...and possibly hepatitis
CShooter11 2 months ago
misc in a nutshell
So0h 2 months ago
i love ego waffles
alexd765 2 months ago
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Haha! Best Dom Quote Ever In This One: "That's Not A Deadlift Simon Birch!" Haha Thats So Fucking Funny
FourEyes44441 2 months ago
Hahahaha DKM! 4:05
GLORYdubstep 3 months ago
I just lost brain cells by watching this video
jckulewsky 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you're viewer 948,571!
cesc4fabregas 3 months ago
66 dislikes? Nice try Bieber!!
TheStealthCadet 3 months ago 51
@TheStealthCadet bitch
Gamefuelable 1 month ago
@Gamefuelable Sorry Justin..
TheStealthCadet 1 month ago
Your forearms don't go with your body. Ms
mtxthunder5500 3 months ago
100% accurate!
fdjizm 3 months ago 4
I like how he's a substitute gym teacher now and in his most recent videos he's a college freshmen
ryanthepiper 3 months ago
i kinda want that shake he had in the beginning...
Harleysville21 3 months ago
BOOM! ..still a virgin..LOL
theomoto1 3 months ago
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Sluttyguyproblems 3 months ago
Dombells hahhaha god im weak
dhub02 3 months ago
Took the g out ya waffle, all you got left is your ego.
jdlopez912 3 months ago
ego boost is part of my diet so are ego waffles
Kstylie420 3 months ago
BOOM... still a virgin.. hhahahahahahahahhaa
kylesmithskates1126 3 months ago
ego boost are part of my life, so are ego waffles :)
Thebrookiecookieplz 3 months ago 2
Yeah. MIT. T..Tech.. I go to ITT Tech..
Chrome420inRimsTurbo 3 months ago 81
@Chrome420inRimsTurbo weiner in your butt
Gamefuelable 1 month ago
Is this guy for real? What a mess.... LOL
jasonAthenPopArt 3 months ago
@jasonAthenPopArt
If you're for real, you're a mess lmfao.
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looking thick, solid, tight
alsohoze 3 months ago
Ego boosts are part of my diet...and so are ego waffles...... umm YES.
Drblood6721 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
he changes his story every episode
megajonathan96 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
GANDHI
djkells3 3 months ago
This guy is playing right please tell me he's playing?!
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MultiAhka 3 months ago
The only thing better than my reflection is a picture of my reflection.
MrDillonjensen 3 months ago
I love this "Dom's gonna be hotter than the sand, bigger than the ocean". rofl
comradeolexi 3 months ago 2
@2:50 anyone hear a fart ?? -_-
Zaliause79 3 months ago 4
hahahaah i seriously lost my shit when you punched the box of cereal and ate it hahaha
vengeance17000 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DomMazzetti
Ur so funny !!;)
H1sR1d30rD13Ch1c 3 months ago
halo3hello 3 months ago
God is watching!
aHandsomeMan2 3 months ago
takes notes epic meal time....lol
THEBUCK001 3 months ago 2
energy shake...its a shake for your muscles... its made of whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, a sleeve of oreo cookies, twelve assorted munchkins, a scoop of ice cream, quarter pint of franzia, shot of bourbon, cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs and a handful of cheerios...
rjapsu160 3 months ago 3
Ego boosts are part of my diet. So are ego-waffles
epoch998 3 months ago
My neighbah Ernie. Just found out he's my real dad. Congratulations.
MultiBishop17 3 months ago
"i can't achieve an erection because of violent steriod abuse.I don't need sex, I make love to myself everyday at the gym."
MrBbo4 3 months ago
Reminds me of a male Jenna Marbles.
evolart 4 months ago
@evolart Jenna Marbles reminds you of a female Dom*. Because is much funnier.
SASQUATCH109 4 months ago
lmao thumbs up if you read the title as meth head
Jertifa 4 months ago 2
4:07 LMAOOO
cuddlieshortie 4 months ago
the hip bone..connected too..the..knee bonee!
cuddlieshortie 4 months ago 2
Take notes Epic Meal Time
abc123icuucme 4 months ago
a plate of scrambled eggs
mackdaddyzach 4 months ago
Accurate enough to be scary.
Budaphly 4 months ago
his protein powder is from vitamin shoppe but he claims he works at gnc, i notice the dumbest shit....
nobodysrightorwrong 4 months ago
Listen to the first sentence of the video, and then the last sentence of the video. Like this if you here a difference in his tone of voice.
LotoskyProductions 4 months ago
boom still a virgin
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be the change you wanna see in the world... ghandi
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Babcips3 4 months ago
haha my bros fucking ur ex girlfriend
sheepnuggets 4 months ago
thats how i get my ego boost, its part of my daily diet
i also eat ego waffles
swagonomics1225 4 months ago
So... I made his energy shake. Threw up for half an hour. Finished that, made another, and went to the gym. The hardest part is the first one. The best part is being hot as the sand and BIG AS THE OCEAN!
schroedboss 4 months ago 2
Watch out ladies .......... cuz i have anger issues, and possibly hepatitis.
FLaWLeZZxCCG 4 months ago
that's not a dead lift simon birch
ericdonald12 4 months ago
....a canolli
Galley415 4 months ago
im so strong they name the weights after me!-- "DOM-BELLS"
funniest linee
TCOHE 4 months ago