GMA 7 SAKSI FUNNY

[aviene159]

"Drug? yes i buy it in the mercury drug."

[ninjaluc79]

Ito ang nangyayari kapag huminga ka ng bato.

[214Mrcloud]

english speaking .hahah



[werfhu]

o anu kau??? bcoz in a triangle der r 3 sides. and d 3 sides has 46 degrees.and u take d square root from side by side...

mas magaling pa 'to sa geometry teacher namin ah!

[daricom01]

who is this guy? he's so cool. he is the epitome of a stress-free life. you're my idol!

[Paolo08paolo08]

Di Ba si kuya Daniel Razon yan?,Saan na Kaya Siya?

[paubabz15]

haha square root " haha mercury drugs !

[313B]

hahahhaa anu daw?!?

[vonbrian]

then how many side are there?? hahaha

[kathen111]

BOW! yeah sure speak in english that'll keep you from jail! whahaha

[supermanjersey]

ruffa mae looks like ms. china sa ms. world 2010

[nofeardhon]

im not stealing the tricycle,,,,,,

[reDhorse681]

wOwwwww...I LOVE THE ACCENT!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[tubedude101]

wow chinese news direct from china

[mrclay701]

whoaw! the accent! its killing me! XD

[baldroguy]

kilala yan ng father ko, napaka talino daw yan yung elementary at high school kaso sa laki ng problema yung college at GF at family niya nasiraan ng bait. hindi na take na bawal na gamot yan, my sakit na schizophrenia siya..

[jmdarcega]

wow HD nice quality :| 1080p 

[panini1135]

AMPUPU. Basag ka lng kuya. HAHAHHA.

[cherryblue]

hahahahaha..ang daming kalokohan ng pinoy

[nightriderz66]

HOW MANY DEGREES IS THE THREE SIDES? WTF! what an english! 

[doom16]

nyahahaha! i liked his english nyahahaha! puro side paulit ulit!!!! may tama cguro!

[deathpussful]

HAHAHAAHAHAH DRUGS?!! YES OF COURSE !! I BUY FROM THE MERCURY DRUGS XD

[nightriderz66]

Full HD 1080p! hahaha

[pakyupaker]

@nightriderz66 YAH SUPER EVER!!HAHA :))) i love your comment! :D

[pakyupaker]

@nightriderz66 @nightriderz66 YAH SUPER EVER!!HAHA :))) i love your comment! :D

[renalyn004]

` .. qua nose bleed qua enlish quah pua!! xD tahahaha!! ..

[Loser032507]

LABO

[PGMAMustDie]

Galing at Talino.

[xinmendoza99]

low quality

[robinramos01]

all the sides!broooooooming!

[teachtruth2U]

founder of izlam=mohamad=CRIMINAL.

[bam143nerdz]

LOL

[labritannia]

#LOL

[shanimiko]

drugs at mercury drug. ulol.hahaha.

[gester100]

HAHAHAHAHA ENGLISH HILAW

[pughakbutikneil]

....@xTremeGAMERSs...cge nga ibabalik ko sau ang HANGGING STATEMENT mo na "SEARCH FIRST"....isearch mo now sa net... and make sure accurate ang sources next time ah..ok bye pipz ...enjoy

[pughakbutikneil]

.....@xTremeGAMERSs hahahaha nanggaya ang ABS CBN sa Talentadong pinoy??? hahah baka ang TV5 NANGGAYA SA BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT.!!...hahahaha make sure accurate ang sources ah ....The Got Talent franchise is a British TV format conceived and owned by Simon Cowell's SYCO company...AT BINILI...take note...BINILI ANG FRANCHISE NG ABS CBN.... currently may 30 VERSIONS ng GOT TALENT FRANCHISE...30..from all over the world......AND DONT TELL ME UNG 30 NA YUN NANGGAYA SA TALENTADONG PINOY???..hahaha

[fauwen02]

wow. High Quality.

[categories21]

@brokenymph

hahaha.bitter ka? do you know what you are talking about? do you know who are you talking with?okay ka lang?

hahaha.wala ka din karapatan na sabihan ako na wala akong karapatan kasi i have the right to express my feelings of interest.

and no one cares about it,bakit nasasaktan ka? IT SAYS TRUTH HURTS!.HAHAHA.BITTER

[daflip02]

meron bang mas malinaw na kopya nito, o meron bang pwedi makasabi saken kung kelan ni air ito sa pinas? at kung anong news ito?

[MrNeji19]

broomm!broomingggg funny lol

[zofronio]

ampangit mo talaga jesicca siojo! masahol pa sa inodoro pagmumuka mo! HAHAHAHA!

[MrNicole4791]

@zofronio grabe ka namang manlait. kailan ba naging puhunan ni jessica soho ang kagandahan

[tosimato]

para kayong mga tanga..grabe mga comment nyo..para kayo hindi kapwa FILIPINO...sa inaasal nyo..wag na lang mg comment kung walang mgandang sasabihin ok...Godbless you all

[categories21]

gma 7,walang class,para lang sa mga walang class din,wowowee vs eat bulaga?haha,eat bulaga walang sinabi,..then un ngayon? dis is it? wowowee set?hahaha.gaya gaya,showtime pa rin number 1,,newscasters and reporters?just compare,nd lang dun pati na rin sa mga artist. nahhhh.ABS got all the best in tv. Mabuhay Kapamilya!

[xTremeGAMERSs]

@categories21 ANONG TAWAG MO SA PANG-GAGAYA NG ABS-CBN SA CH5 NG TALENTADONG PINOY, TOL MAG ISIP KA MUNA BAGO KA MAG COMMENT , SEARCH FIRST ,, ,,

[categories21]

@xTremeGAMERSs

anung level ng IQ MO?

HAHAHAHA.

tanga ka ba? PILIPINAS GOT TALENT is a franchised from ITV OF NBC television network.

bobo,kaya nahahalata kang kanguso este kapusucks eh,hahahaha

For ___ sake,anu ka ba?

TRY TO search tarantadong pinoy,este talentadong pinoy at PILIPINAS GOT TALENT sa youtube,tngnan mo kun sino ang my million of viewers,

kung sikat ba talaga yang tarantadong pinoy mo,hahaha

TALENTADONG PINOY IS COPIED FROM BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT CONCEPT

[MrHADES13]

GMA sucks!

[astig600]

amp ang labo!

[rixhart]

TUMIGIL!!! Si melay nyo ba maganda? SUper duper panget yun noh. Mas maganda pa si nanay dionesia. hahaha. Nakakarelax ba mukha nun? pede ba!

[ngekmnek]

parang si mel tiangco magsalita he he he

[ngekmnek]

hoy ayosin nyo yong ikalimang dekada pina labas nyo wala kwenta wala pagkamatay ka erdy.yan ba bias sa pag babalita?

[ZkyX66]

galing magcocomment ah...

tsk tsk

[ELultimoRATBU]

at least award winning si jessica sojo..

talented at succesful..

[zofronio]

ampangit ng mga newscasters nyo gma 7.. palitan nyo namn yang mga pangit jan lalo na si jesica siojo.. kaya kami nanonood ng TV para magrelax hindi para madismaya sa mga pangit na pagmumukha ni siojo..

[lemana00]

ina mo ah, ang kapal ng muka mong magcomment ng ganyan, GWAPO ka ba? GAGO ka. tssss. edi wag kang manuod sa gma kung ganyan ka lang magsalita,

[lesrhac03]

inferness mabenta... wahahah!!!

[asopusa1029]

brooooming....LOL

[gnikko23]

broooooooming.............

[mowizbeverly16]

rooooooom...

roaming,,,xD

[starreightytwo]

tama naman ah, talagang meron sa mercury drugs. lolz!

[rionn214]

lolololololololollololol

[bongrnsg]

HAHAHAHAHA Langya ang Galing mo IDOL!!!!!

[tedkenneth14344]

GRABE GALING MO IDOL.. hahaha

[eastmindm]

grbe sabog yung suspect sa pag-english may pa before I check it pa! nyahahahaha waepek to tol!

[leophilippines]

hahaha mercury drug siya bumili ng drug... di nama si michael pajatin ang nagkamali sa report dito....

[onionknight971]

hahaha sira ulo "I buy from mercury drug" XD

[Chelle2u]

i'm vrooooming...lol

[mspisces23]

wow english...hehehe...

[fratboyfrat]

lulz i can count the pixels...

[ChrnoVinz101]

bangag... ..!.. (o.O) \m/

[LhadyMalditha]

yes naman...d na si michael fajatin ung nagkamali!!!

[jaydelacruz2008]

hahaha!!! Saksi has so many funny reports but this one is the opposite...it's the live blooper from the same reporter....just type Saksi Blooper Michael Fajatin...you'll see.

[jeffseryoso]

hahahaa.funny

[mrRa012]

WOW...

[Hotshot4Vim]

further investigation on side by side........nyahahhaha EPIC!!!

[importbisaya]

Pasar na kas Inglis nong!

[yishan171]

lol may sound effects pa hahahah

[blumindz]

aba, math wizard ang damuho.,..

may pa skwe-square root pang nalalaman

[bellejuztn]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

thats funny!

your inglish is............

wathever

[isko38ca]

acting may tama pra ma ka lusot sa kaso nya

[jhernidz10]

hanep TALENTADO KA!!!!!!!!

[cjay321990]

ahaah!

magaling pa xa mag english sa sensei q..

ahahaha!

soxal nga! ahaha!

CNN b nag iinterview>??ahaha akla nea nga cguo CNN nag iinterview sknea..

ahaha!

may square root pa! ahahaha

[logan857]

lmao.

[porpylporpyl]

xD i did'nt get it xD the only thing i understand is 46 degrees xD

[salabadyukan]

low quality video

[aeco15]

MAY TAMA KA...

[yujin04]

may tama nga xa!

[maaku02]

haha kinda funny

[micm03]

Gosh, I dont get it. :P

The video is so blurrr!

[ratzkyboithegreat]

sosyal... feeling nya CNN ang nag-iinterview s knya! hehe

[xtianthadon]

bagay cla ng reporter at suspek. preho clang sablay. michael fajatin b nman e, ung pumalpak n reporter

[xtianthadon]

dont worry kuya, i know your point.

[Javillonaressex]

Galing Mag English !

[erwingarcia18]

bat ganyan, wala ako maintindihan, super low quality pa ng vids.

[aryx27]

wala ako maintindihan^^

[alvinlorenzgeorsua]

WOW MAY ENGLISH PA!

[sOlidsnakE327]

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooohhhh!!!!!!

sabog!!!

[kreetik21]

hahahaha! retarded!

[andrake]

Ay pumapatol sa may sapak... Wag masyado seryoso. Peace... :D

[ProudPinoy123]

Na-drugs to ah....

[xivociv]

why do people keep reposting the same video under different names??? :|

[jhayrie]

bakit unang balita??db saksi un awwttzzz

[paolopogi00]

bat pa sha mag e-english nakakabwisit yung mga ganyang pilipino....parang kala nila ano sila americano??? im not hating lol see look at his fob accent...

[azkalpien]

tol..sabog nga eh...d mo b gets..hahahaa..

[jantwennyeytty]

ang corny naman niyan buti pa abs hindi corny

[lance85xyz]

wow for a drug addict in fairness ang galing nya mag-english

[morigawa]

theres 3 side in a triangle.. now the 4th side... wapak adik amp!

[arvin223]

That was 2003. Parehas sila ng channel 2 sa pagka-number one in the same year. I think that's true.

[dizzyabella]

Wow!!!

[justcommentonly]

bakla naman si mike enriquez!

[holygothico]

wow the video is as clear as hell!

but the mama is amazing!

ingles bah.

[rdbg37]

idoL kita manong!!!!

[gino6680]

wow! ang clear na video!

[apostlescreed07]

madaling gumawa ng kwento lalo na't kung may pera!

abs lang ang gumagawa nyan! ang manuhol ng manuhol!

pati mga artista...sinusuhulan para lumipat!

naks naman abs! ganyan naman kayo eh!!!

pinapasa nyo pa sa iba ang gawain nyo!

paano kung kayo pala ang may pakana ng lahat ng ito?

naghire ng mga taong magikot sa mga bahay na may panel homes at kunwaring taga GMA para lang madumihan ang pangalan ng GMA!!

[grimaldi80]

bakla ka GMA& baduy, wala kang budget!

[proud2bekapuso20]

cra ulo ung manOng!. drUg daw na binili galing mercury drUg..may kOrek!!!nu kaya un??..hahaha..ang labo naman ng vdeo..

[jonathanjuanich]

hello po! pki-improve ang video.. super labo naman..

[juztin89]

mercury drug! hahaha

[thedragonsaver]

reporter: Drugs?

suspek: Yes, i buy from Mercury Drug

hay naku! malulugue na ang botika!

[hEnAcHiQ]

anu ba yan! ang labo!!!

[diagonlady]

well that's gma, malabo

[deathnotegal]

waaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahha!!­!

wohhhoooohh!!!

i cant help mah self from laughing!

grabeh naman ung taong un..

naging math genius dahil sa drugs!!

hahahahahhaha!!

[jaybellicks]

lakas tama tsong! dalhin kaagad yan sa mental hospital baka manakit

[amagirllyyy]

guys, i ddnt get it.. wuts this?

[cyberkid125]

It's fucken blurry.

[elejah09]

ang kulet nung sbe:(ung reporter sbe:)drug..tapos ung ewan na manong sbe yes,ofcourse i buy from the mercury drug..wrong grammar pa..harhar..

[kaienkinse]

nu bayan ang layo ng mga comment nu sa video puro away kaya nagkakaganyan ang mga tao. kakalorka kah u! bka magaya kayo kay manong huh,

[rsmbgreat]

yan resulta sa panggagaya sa tv PATROL...hahaha..

d naman kaya.

[filipinacase]

Search niyo d2 sa youtube ang word na filipinacase. May video yong gagong arabong binababoy ang ating kababayang babae.

[inoj66]

alam niyo bakit ba ang pangit ninyo magnews at ang program ninyo yuck..

[bbclanph]

siguro alam mo naman ang magbilang ano? bilangan mo nga kung ilan na ang international awards na nakuha ng GMA 7 kumpara sa ABS-CBN, sa website nga ng ABS-CBN wala akong makitang blog ang mga reporters nila. WorldclassKAPAMILYA ka nga.

[fridgider]

nonsense, parang network lng..

[crismhar12]

what the heck is this ?

[lipoicAlpha]

sabog n sabog si manong basag!...tangna moh mamatay k jan sa kulungan!...

[reincharl0tte]

excellence for gma ;)

[bobokono]

Wow pare! di kita magetz, lakas ng tama mo.

[hamyjoy]

and since when gabby became"respected"

[dungeon]

oa nnaman

[joe62293]

AUS AH nose-bleed din ako

[buskva]

buskva for president 2008!!!!

[eyahk1989]

wahaha . .

[bulletsolis]

oh come on!ahahaha

side by side?

you're brooming? brooooommmmmmmm!!!

[saxytenorman]

siya ang mr. world philippines, talong talo di ba?pinsang buo ni miss san miguel na miss world philippines kuno!!! yehey!

[leekmee]

hahah..wow just wish na ikaw na lang sana sumali sa Bb. Pilipinas!!! Panalo ka!!! hahaha..

[7fateroses]

wow.. math genius, nose-bleed ako..^^

[dakkilbutuk]

concept and style yan ni michael fajatin.. pa kwela and just to relax the people naman patawa ba. d nalang lagi patayn, disgrasya, masacre... men! you people open your mind... wag utak talangka! ok

[feelingero]

yung mga ganitong bagay di na dapat binabalita e. now im starting to have a prejudice against michael fajatin. ugh. his reports are crappy. police reports na nga lang crappy pa.

[denzu83]

pano kayo manonominate sa international emmy's

[asapfrever]

ang mga taga gma FRAUD maging kapuso , kayo gusto nyo ding maging FRAUD?

[goong20]

magpaturo na lang kayu mga KANGUSO sa ABS-CBN para naman maipagmalaki naman kayu ng tao...hehehehe...

PEAcE...

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[xmexarisx]

amf... sarap ng trip mo tol! lakas b ng weed ns smoked mo? hehehe.. paiskor nman! hahaha.

lol... amf

[h0nie24]

hahahaha d halatng d sya bangag noh???? ^^

[flipblood]

sarap ng tama ... share naman ...

[bLuem00nproductions]

ASAP (ABS-CBN) vs SOP (GMA7) Alin ang TUNAY na ENTERTAINMENT

Yan ang bago kung VIDEO!

^^ watch nOw to SEE THE REAL NUMBER 1!

is it GMA7 or ABS-CBN?

watch nOw!

[ginoo25]

about gma vs abs cbn rivalry...nasa korte na po yun. tigil nyo na yang mga comments nyong walang kwenta. tingnan na lang natin kung sino totoo. mabuti pa itong video ng addict, nakakatawa, at kahit papano nagka-sense kasi natawa tayo lahat! hehehehe

[bitterdoll27]

math genius??

[KirkDanNagasaki]

yung suspek ay parang mga taga GMA 7!!! paikot - ikot!! wahahahahahahaha!!

kaibahan lang!

"did u use drugs?? -- yeah i bought it in Mercury Drugs!!" buti umamin pero yung GMA 7

deny to death at tira.. pra wala lang!!

GMA MAYA Reforma para sa mga nandaya:"Sa susunod wag na ninyong gawin yan ha, kundi pare-pariho tayung mawalan ng trabaho..."

naiintindihan mo ba yun GMA7???

[TheEightiesRule]

Kaibigan, hintayin mo na lang ang desisyon ng korte.

[pogi]

suspek said:

.....mmm drugs ahhh yes of course i buy from the mercury drugs wahahahah

suspek said:

.....mmm drugs ahhh yes of course i buy from the mercury drugs wahahahah

[qaz8921]

what the hell is broooooooooooming?????? English ba un???

[mannydeguzmanjartist]

Broooomiing? Means "nagwawalis" in tagalog spokening, hehe...

[qaz8921]

lol

thats hilarious

[hariputah]

hahahaha do u use drugs? yes from mercury drugs store haha...

[cutemensroom]

hahhaha nakakatawa naman sya

kawawa ka naman masyado ka na nakadepende sa TV patrol at the BUzz puno n ng lason utak mo ABS CBN BALUKTOT NEWS AND SHADOW AFFAIRS na ang tawag sa abs news team hahahah

[MsSanFrancisco]

kakatawa

[punying]

wahahahahaha...patawa,,

[justinchester0018]

i'll always be a kapamilya!

[Ella1879]

inportate bah to pag english pah this new doest make sence

[krisbroks]

at pinatulan pa?

[iskyoot88]

brillant mind!

[brikxz]

serbisyong totoo harhar

[garloks]

english kapa tol isa lang ang sasabihinkong english para sayo ,,,yo so busted,,

[quinco]

ang ganda ng resolution ng video mo ha?... astig...

[Veejhay]

lol

[nykks29]

humor is also part of being news worthy. and i think this is a good scoop for GMA. they delivered the news with facts and entertainment. the story itself is amusing. i myself watched this clip all through. and i supposed you're laughing too.

[kozier07]

and i supposed your the person being interviewed in that clip too? LOL

[manabreakyt]

delivered with entertainment??? tell Marc Logan that, and he will swipe the floor with your ass.

GMA: wlang pinproteksyonan = sino niloloko nyo???

GMA: wlang pinapanigan = meaning wla kayong paninindigan

[arci4125]

hay naku! nag away pa kayo tungkol sa mga stations e pareho naman tayong mga manonood lang... unless pareho kayong binabayaran para manira ng kapwa...???????....

[mcbong10]

Its true,..gumagawa ang GMA7 ng mga palpak na news,,walang pakialam sa mga filipino masira man ang imahe ng mga Filipino at ng Bansa,at ng ekonomiya ng bansa basta't kumita lang sila at tumaas ang rating ng kanilang istasyon,..tingnan nyo ang mga pinapalabas nila sa Japan,USA,KSA(saudi),walang mga kalidad na imbis purihin ang mga filipino abroad ay kutyain at sirain ang imahe ng mga filipino.