Cyanide & Happiness - Book

[kr92096]

Unliterate, how ironic.

[TheTigressGirl]

where to buy it :D

[PsyphoHD]

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[MW3Josh93750]

U can use them to blow ur mind!!!!!!!

[Gaskinboy00]

i bought the book

[XninjazXxx]

did anyone noticed the mat is gay word on the board at 1:26

[MrDylbert]

Dada what's herpes? Lol. That cracked me up do bad

[CommanderMcMillan]

book?

[Watsapmazafaka]

IT'S A MUSTASHE!!!

[jk5659]

1:25

[ramaboca11]

i want it

[HyperTix]

"Unliterate."

[WolferzRealm]

god i have to get this O.O XDDD

[Valtremors]

need... One... Now!!!!!

[ryazdenn334]

is it real coz i wanna blow my mind

[RaarghlyMoshi]

@ryazdenn334 That was a stupid question.

[aprilmelly13]

ENDLESS POSIBILITIES EH :D

[aprilmelly13]

NO WAY ITS A REAL BOOK I HAV GOT 2 TRY THIS

[primospml]

Use it to blow your nose, use it to BLOOOOOOOOOOOW YOOUUUUUUUUUR MINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[12374417]

I Want To Buy One :D

[scourgeshadowsonic]

They should make a cyanide and happiness MOVIE (probably on YouTube)!!!!!!

[AnimeLuvr246]

I SAW THIS IN A BOOKSTORE XD SO ITS REAL :D

[scourgeshadowsonic]

This is actually a real book

[IcEmAnBoWoW21]

Book?? Ehh..I'm past reading :s MAKE A MOVIE!! :D

[blaireisasexybeast]

must-stash

mustache

i see what you did there...

[THENINJA48]

Not sure if actual book...

or false advertising...

[susaidanh]

ITS A MUSTACHE!

[TobesDubstep]

haha unlitterate 

[RozsaKietse]

I must stash you a question.... But I'll shave it for later.

*Bad jokes ftw*

[unslighted]

OMFG FING HALARIOUS

[TheTrollWithin]

Anyone else see the death metal concert poster at 1:14?

[linkfart]

its a moustache

[ordinaryguy1234]

look at the background billboard, it says "Matt is gay"

[habsman105]

I got this at a place where books are sold! Get it today!

[LucasTheAutobot]

Cyanide and happiness book = I don't have enough votes

[THEDOOMBRINGER9]

one caption says, "looking all the young man named executive okay"

[THEDOOMBRINGER9]

turn the captions on... its funny!

[budabob07]

If only all ads were like this...

[digitalskitz]

122 people are unliterate.

[Tails757]

Put In Your Toaster Put In Your Mouth Spit It Out Put It In Your Mouth Again Yeah You Like That Dont You?

[MsWackywabbit]

i didn't want to seem uncool, unhip and unliterate, so i had to buy it!

[AngelChannel20]

Its a MUST STASH! (mustache)

[XxTheUlrichFxX]

Books? Those still exist?

[TheNicolelilley]

I thought it was about a book called Cynide & hapness

[DevinLPilk]

At 1:19 it says "matt is gay" on the papers.

[SuperSpookyLady]

TAKE ALL MY MONEY!

[gavengoesboling789]

he said 2 but now its 26 xD yes i counted

[boogiegirl123]

girl: daddy what are her-pees?

dad: Youll find out when ur older!

HAHAH

[Domo123490]

122 people are alliterate

[7wavemaster]

Everyone that dislikes this 0:40...

[jouser3]

LOL, unliterate. (To all you stupid people, unliterate is illiterate.)

[yourdogisyummy]

i watch one of these videos again i die by laughter

[IWumboifyI]

Iliterate!

[SPARTANASASIN]

1:23 wouldn't that rip your cheeks open? :P lol

[HugeGamerOfCod]

BUT...can u read it?

[Filippel]

Who else is unliterate?

[mariorulez90002]

is this a real book if so tell me i love cynaide and happieness

[mussoliniheadkick]

@mariorulez90002 it is

[TheCGIMaster]

You can also read it like a retard

ITS A MUST TARD

[Gamerzb0y]

These are sold at like $20 lol.



[XtremeAsianGamer]

notice how it didn't say "reading it for pure enjoyment."

[TheShaneyman]

i want that book....

[doughboy091898]

Super funny

[razor3085]

20 bucks says 122 people went to the weblite at 1:46

[Baluker]

did anyone notice the "adequate mother, shitty wife" epitaph?

[IamApokemonNOOB]

I SAW THE 50MPH MAN

[tboxcupcakes]

Spartanasasin*

[tboxcupcakes]

@ spartanassaian she said herpes

[thatzcopyrighted]

How come it didn't jog my memory? The harder I hit the more I forgot.....

[SPARTANASASIN]

LOL "daddy, whats 'her piece'?" XD

[thatzcopyrighted]

How come it didn't jog my memory? It just made me forget more...

[blueskull707]

I got one

[impieman10]

hehe , did any one else catch the "unlliterate" joke?

[annoyingmilkshake]

@impieman10 I did it's so ironic!

[Zombiepwnage117]

If a book is a must-stash, is a computer a must-throw away?

[Whiten3ss99]

LOL paper cut your enemies XD

[iCEpACK323]

the only thing you cant do is READ IT

[TheSomedude123]

I wish you could read them though...

[ridesnowboards96]

unlitterate... ahahahahaha

[fataustinpowers]

"the possibilities are endless." " you only mentioned two." and I just tip your desk and destroyed your computer with a big grin that was one of the funniest a-hole moments in the history of this channel

[SuperMrdumm]

eheueussiwwhuueui2i28282

[JuStJoShInArOuNd182]

Finally and advertisement I enjoy. :D

[gameman1233]

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH SPIT IT OUT PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH YEA YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU!!!!!!

[Ratizmal]

this video is the best advertisment you can have for anything

i want one!

[Selvares]

i need this book!

[tommybommy101]

MUST STASH

[tommybommy101]

AWESOME

[diego912100]

eres genial

[xXBoomReaperXx]

Lol we can do the same thing with school books

[MrsHarryPotter0308]

It's a must stash!

I died lol xD

[AH0LYP0TAT0]

What About Read It?

[whydiewhenyoucanlive]

1:20

guy 1; i was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

guy 2: really man? stop with the gay jokes! cum on guys!

[XTheFederation]

122 people are unliterate

[BronyRespawn]

I BOUGHT THAT BOOK MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE IT'S A MUST STASH!!!

[jackjoeboy]

@BronyRespawn CASH STACHE

[Josh99986]

this was my favorite one

[MrValtras]

0:37 then 1:24 hahahha LOL!



[12Dug45]

@JealousyAndGreed you'll find out when your older

[Sagget21]

0:55 "Hold down your loose papers" He still has to sit on them LMAO

[NEFFKIID4226]

put it in your mouth again yeah you like that dont you

[UnderOath1997]

It blew my miiiiiiiiiiiiind lol

[JealousyAndGreed]

Daddy, whats herpes?

[UndeadZeds]

"Make a splash at the office!" *Man sitting on toilet*

This book will make you shit bricks.

[fataustinpowers]

But wait theres more. Awkward pause. Who are you looking at

[Domparkinsonman]

BLOWWW YOURRR MINDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pirst679]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXDXD

[spikyboy102]

1:05 Dis made me laugh so hard! LMAO!

[Loquendo1990]

Use it to BlOw YoUr MinD xD

[gallaros9]

all that i saw was

:D :D :D :D :D :D :( :D :D

[koolcutie1]

fine i'll buy your fucking book

[JCRJr1]

Use it to BLOW YOU'RE MIND

[MrSpuddyduddy]

I'm not the only one who got the unliterate joke, right?

[doodlinggirl44]

@MrSpuddyduddy Not to worry, not everyone on YouTube is "unliterate"

I happen to know the word is illiterate.

On a related note, this video is hilarious xD

[ThePrettyPaint]

@doodlinggirl44 agreed!!! (for both :D)

[UltimateGamer123z]

how come the mom has to be dead when he shows the book to her lol

[Nonalined]

use it to blow your nose

use it to blow. your. mind.

[randa9711]

I'm gonna go to barnes and noble and ask if they have this and if they say "what?" im gonna do an impression of everything that guy just said

[StarcraftMolitov]

It's a MUST STASH! Oh, I see what you did there.

[Laytho2]

@StarcraftMolitov ?

[dretsnom]

dont tell my friend, but i got this for his birthday

[u7y8u7y8]

thumbs up if you saw the word "gullible" on the spine of the book at 0:25

[xTheEnigmax]

"Put it in your toaster, put it in your mouth. Spit it out. Put it back in your mouth, yeah you like that don't you?"

[Cheezywheel]

@xTheEnigmax That's what he said.......?

[joseohcoolkid1]

@xTheEnigmax gets me everytime!

[jeancaJCM]

0:40 ... why he did that ? ? ?

[pirst679]

xD

its a must stash

fail

[MrDaShoop]

THEY ALSO MAKE GREAT GIFTS!!!!!!!!

[ThelNobbler]

I'm on an iPhone so multiply eye strain by 7 and subtract the other 2

[laurenshoi1]

0:41 I ALMOST DIED !

[miamilot]

"SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM"!!!! "SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM AGAIN" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

[TheDemonlemon]

i found them in newgrounds

[SemperFi4Life3]

Fuck a book nigga...look at my dance

[5013Mikey]

mustache

[khaitsae]

Best idea yeaht at 0:44

[sampab]

The book rocked!

[TheDanrok]

It's a MUST STASH

[GurasicWayneGrove89]

119 people want Justin Bieber book..

[Lystuya]

It's a MUSTACHE!

[thatgrayman30]

i almost died at 0:37 XD

[CosmoProductions666]

119 people can't afford to buy this book

[tamelz]

@thatgrayman30 what happen at 0:37?

[daedricboy1999]

1:20 how billy mays really died

[xXSkyeEXEXx]

....Why do my friends think i'm unliterate >:C

[magnaman4]

@xXSkyeEXEXx Because you didn't buy the book

[989ZEUS]

unliterate FTW

[CurtisAlfeld]

Put it in your toaster! Put it in your mouth! Spit it out! Put it back in your mouth again! Yea, you like that don't you!?

[tx27000]

"Must stach !" I see what you did there...

[sillyrabbit716]

"put it in the toaster,put it in your mouth,spit it out, put it back in, yea u like it like that" lol

[ohfoshodawg]

It's a mustache!

[TimmyThePlank]

Best part at 0:49



[GravitationalRelease]

Show it to your mom! :D

[ravenandshegofan1234]

@Swollenfish

*unliterate

Did you watch the fucking video?

[MrDrTheJniac]

0:51 ---click this to lolz

[Harleste]

This reminds me of something nigahiga would do. :p

[sammiH123x]

I have the book:D

[k13auchun]

dont let your friends think youre uncool, unhip and unliterate...

[Swollenfish]

@k13auchun *illiterate

[HotzombieVids]

daddy what's herpes lol not for kids I guess

[GiZmoTeddie]

I copied the photo of "Paper cut your enemy's" and drew my hair on my person and my enemy's hair on the other. I freakin laughed my self to death 50 likes and i will send it to them on facebook!

[shadowthehh2]

Haters...

0:40

[lauzet1]

00:48 MindBlown!

[CBGunz]

Its funny, cause at the beginning, he says, "Uncool, or unliterate!" Its funny cause unliterate is wrong. It's Illiterate...

[invalidxzero]

@CBGunz thatsthejoke.

[TheKumiko12345]

@CBGunz *gasp*

Captain Obvious strikes again

[tacogrunt]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[kReEaYtEr]

"Don't let your friends think you're uncool, unhip, and unlitterate!"

xD OMG that's one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Hahahaha

[MrNayru]

he changed from a wireless mouse to a wired one, between 0:04 and 0:25 ;D

[angrybird3378]

Cyanide and Happiness book: Includes THIRTY NEVER BEFORE SEEN comics at the end