O-M-G! This vid proves that CSI Miami is nothing but a PALE -VERY PALE copy of the original. A JOKE. Please make that guy stop. Take up singing or boxing, I don't know, but stop acting. This is BAD ACTING. Caruso is OBVIOUSLY in love with his own voice, weighing every word that comes out of his mouth. Pathetically funny.
Horatio Caine: the most murderous homicide detective in Miami, if not the world. He uses enough deadly force per episode that would equal the yearly murder rate in Miami. Most policemen will not have the opportunity to shoot someone in their entire careers. What is even more amazing is he has never caught one single bullet from a bad guy.
This is brilliant. Hats off to the person who edited this. That shit is why i dont even watch the show anymore, Corny ass lines like these. The only person that should be dead is the writers
So, uh, this is the exact same video that's posted like 100 times all over youtube.
masochisticmessiah 1 year ago
this video *puts on sunglasses* made me say.. YYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
mynameisauk 1 year ago
Is this every one-liner in the season? If I remember correctly, its in that order, and they end up going to Brazil at the end
BSBrando 2 years ago
LMFAO 5:45 = most epic scene of the video :D
R1zZzo 2 years ago
still, you gotta love horatio. he's so smooooth. yeahhhh!!
sher0106 2 years ago
Horatio's one liners must be working because it's the most watched tv show in the world.
acarew19 3 years ago 3
CSI: Miami is my fav CSI.
Cr4zy100 4 years ago 10
it may be all tru, but I won't miss a single scene! Love this guy. Would be his slave girl
if my master let me go.
fetishgeronne2 4 years ago 2
the loves his glasses....or has some kind of weird assed sunglasses fetish....
BichGODDESS 4 years ago
my god, thank you very, very, very much for making this. i hoped somebody already had so i wudnt have to. well done.
mojojojo10 4 years ago
O-M-G! This vid proves that CSI Miami is nothing but a PALE -VERY PALE copy of the original. A JOKE. Please make that guy stop. Take up singing or boxing, I don't know, but stop acting. This is BAD ACTING. Caruso is OBVIOUSLY in love with his own voice, weighing every word that comes out of his mouth. Pathetically funny.
CGH2366 4 years ago
CSI las vegas = superior
punkrocky6 4 years ago 3
sunglasses of justice!!! haha...this video cracked me up
LaFleurDeLaCanelle 4 years ago 6
don't judge a book by theirone-liners.
it's a good show. really.
haruka7tenoh 5 years ago
My God!! This is SO FUNNY!! Kudos to whoever posted it-never realized this show was so BAD!!
Marklewisdes 5 years ago 3
this vid is so funny the show is relly good though
fruitbag23q 5 years ago
So much horrible writing and god-awful Horatio crammed into 7 minutes. Amazing job!
MichaelR86 5 years ago
These are fucking hilarious. He cracks me up.
thefuturemrshalpert 5 years ago
thankyou thankyou thankyou...Vegas for me! and its like musical chairs with his glasses, arg hate this show.
lastdarknight 5 years ago
Horatio Caine: the most murderous homicide detective in Miami, if not the world. He uses enough deadly force per episode that would equal the yearly murder rate in Miami. Most policemen will not have the opportunity to shoot someone in their entire careers. What is even more amazing is he has never caught one single bullet from a bad guy.
ffairlane57 5 years ago
i don't think i've ever seen some one take off there glasses so many times
CsiWannaBea 5 years ago
from now on, when i tell cheezy jokes, i'm going to end it with a "YAAAAA!!!"
TheKarmaPolice113 5 years ago
This is brilliant. Hats off to the person who edited this. That shit is why i dont even watch the show anymore, Corny ass lines like these. The only person that should be dead is the writers
calvinm904 5 years ago