I was on the elevator today and I noticed the capacity of it was 2000 lbs. Then I realized that those two sumo wrestlers already took up half-capacity and that two more would virtually break the elevator. Assuming they can fit into the elevator in the first place that is.
What was the point of hiring that guy in the very beginning of the commercial? The last thing you'd expect a bodybuilder to be doing is worrying about the quality of his couch.
This is another example of stupid shit that americans "invent" for lazy americans be a man about it and buy a new one like WTF y'all americans are rich I'm fucking poor and i would rather buy a new one or just put some wood under the shit its the same shit ain't it? like seriously stop being LAZY America please do us all a favor .....
@billyluisthebest Only dumb mother fuckers think of this shit, i am 100% american and do you think that i would buy this? No! It's completely useless! If people really want to fix that problem, it's called pillows. OHHH and if you "know" so much about us Americans and our money... Did you notice we're in a recession? Did you know i have 3 jobs just to feed my 2 kids??? I AM NOT FUCKING RICH AND WORKING MY ASS OFF JUST TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON IN THE HOUSE, SO YOU CAN EAT DONKEY DICK AND STFU
@OMoooMega lol mad much ??? damn then that means i even have more money than some americans :D lmfao look brahhh dont get mad for stupid shit and yeah i did know you americans are going through a recesion and you'll prolly end up on another "Great Drepession" not that i give a fuck or anything just saying
@OMoooMega lol mad much ??? damn then that means i even have more money than some americans :D lmfao look brahhh dont get mad for stupid shit and yeah i did know you americans are going through a recesion and you'll prolly end up on another "Great Drepession" not that i give a fuck or anything just saying
and yet i wonder how you can afford a computer and internet if you say that you are poor as shit lmfao
I would never buy this product because the assholes who make infomercials are so happy to lie to anyone. "Supports two cinder blocks! amazing!" Cinder blocks are fucking light, and you could put four there the way they were positioned. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
@gobackinage I'm not weary you napolean dick. I don't care, do you think a company would represent themselves through the user name goroblows and post hardcore videos? i just posted this commercial because it's so dumb it's amusing.
@MadMadsGamer l don't know i just don't know... funny comments are welcome, comments threatening legal action against anyone are not and would not settle anything to begin with. It didn't make sense.
I don't see where gobackinage was threatening legal action. Seems he/she was just addressing YouTubeLand in general, to let us all know that this silly product was invented by someone other than the company hawking it in this ad. Fer cryin' out loud, you could just as easily put a piece of thin plywood of the right size under the cushions and achieve the same effect. Dumb ads.
@goroblows this product is a riff off, like OH WOW NOW I DON'T NEED TO BUY A NEW COUCH OR HIDEAWAY BED. wow i could be paying $60 for similar products...YEAH RIGHT! take a look at the plastic after those fat guys got off em. I don't care, these kind of commercials are stupid, insult to ones intelligence. So, yeah i agree with you this is soo dumb. EPIC FAIL
Just saw this on IFC alien is on I was dying laughing when I saw the sumo guys come on also notice how they don't show the sumos actually coming thru the doorway? I thought that was the weird
Your fat worthless ass won't further damage furniture once you've tried our product! We got two fat asses to sit on this sofa and even their fat stupid bodies didn't sag the couch! WOW! If your ass it too fat, you should just die! If some fat dumb sack of shit sat on your couch and ruined it, buy our faggy product so your dumb cunt ass doesn't cause further damage!! It's just that easy!!!
When I say this commercial on tv and thought, wow really? You Think we are all dumbasses eh? Then I saw 1000 ibs of sumo and my life changed forever....
Companies used to make products to solve problems. Now they just invent problems ("it's impossible to get up off the couch!!") and try to push products on you that you don't need.
I like the stomping sound effects on the sumo wrestlers...
Now check this.... 1000 lbs ya crazy?
The first dude is no more than 240lbs. And the other fat dude is no more than 350-400lbs.
If you take a look at the 2nd dude, HE obliterated that couch...it sank.
gastonytHQ 4 days ago
@gastonytHQ the 2nd guy is a proffesional mma fighter too. his last fight he weighed in at 687 lbs
8jaytee 1 day ago
I was on the elevator today and I noticed the capacity of it was 2000 lbs. Then I realized that those two sumo wrestlers already took up half-capacity and that two more would virtually break the elevator. Assuming they can fit into the elevator in the first place that is.
bf1918 2 weeks ago
1000 POUNDS OF SUMO!
jacobjz33 1 month ago
Oh my god I lost it when the guy said "Couch Pouch"
TofuCakeCan 1 month ago
1:05 look there american
ismfofiscool123 1 month ago
0:15 soooo extraaa!!! get off the fucking couch!!!!! old hoe!!!
TheNewKidDougie 1 month ago
If this product is so great, why didn't they show the two big guys getting up? I doubt they could but still
aakgun00 1 month ago
Watch my video on how to fix sagging furniture at little or no cost, It works great and its easy.
inTylerable 1 month ago
hes 600 lbs? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?!?!?
xxbrandon1300xx 1 month ago 2
That old guy was fighting for dear life to get up haha
yosephe 1 month ago
go to JOAN FABRICS and you could make one with 5 bucks!
evildead818 2 months ago
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OK, I would almost purchase this JUST because they came up with "one thousand pounds of Sumo!" Awesomesauce! :-D
FeatheredSun 2 months ago
OK, I would almost purchase this JUST because they came up with "one thousand pounds of Sumo!" Awesomesauce! :-D
FeatheredSun 2 months ago
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Love this commercial because the "sumo wrestlers" are hilarious, and at 0:49 we almost have partial boob exposure.
FCA1975 2 months ago
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FCA1975 2 months ago
It just looks like a big piece of vinal siding! Lol
Novella1229 2 months ago
I see a parody coming!
MrJoseDaBest 2 months ago
ONE THOUSAND POUNDS OF SUMOOOO
LetUsPlay9001 2 months ago
How come there isn't any information at the end like there normally is?
cjcapta 3 months ago
0:42 = Incredible
Sad slouch
vs.
Euphoric Upright
I could be happy again! If only I had those damn interlocking synthetic pieces of shit!
NathaNRiveraMelo 3 months ago
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CHECK OUT MY PARODY OF THIS :D
ON MY CHANNEL
negativeluis 4 months ago
TWO CINDERBLOCKS!!!!!!!!
PhilipVideos21 4 months ago
Why the fuck are those parents letting there kids jump on the fucking couch in the first place???
mzurbuch 4 months ago
lmao they get two morbidly obese uneducated guys probably of the street, did their hair and past them off as sumos. lulz.
NiceSteeZe 5 months ago
1000 lbs of sumo
BassHeadsProduction 5 months ago
No way that guy is 4oo lbs
africandude1 5 months ago
Great! Now I can have my sumo parties and not have to worry about my couches sagging...
sfw8576 5 months ago
LMFAO@ HIM GETTING OFF THE COUCH!!!
DaHomieNick 6 months ago
I think "One Thousand Pounds of Sumo" would be a great band name.
HildebrandJohnson 6 months ago
Luuuv the 1000 Pounds of Sumo at 1:05. Sexy Sexy! LOL!
chezniki 7 months ago
I like how the parents just watch the kids destroy the couch XD
SlayerSaves96 7 months ago
0:58 Bro Sumos.
misachaan 7 months ago
Up to 1000 pounds of sumo!?
That's it.
Buyin' it.
MrKancode 7 months ago
thumbs up if jabooodydubs brought you here
HTFsplendid 7 months ago
couch pouch? sumos? old guys triying to get up? THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!
dorkman135 7 months ago
my brother thinks the 600 pd guy is Viscera or Big Daddy V from WWE. anyone plz know for a fact?
wweboy678 7 months ago
@wweboy678 looks like Emmanuel Yarborough to me. MMA fighter, was in UFC 3
RobertWanko 7 months ago
@wweboy678 no it is not him lol
teralldeshaun 5 months ago
man, at :15 KILLS me all the time, LMAO
DaHomieNick 7 months ago
What was the point of hiring that guy in the very beginning of the commercial? The last thing you'd expect a bodybuilder to be doing is worrying about the quality of his couch.
NeutralSincere 7 months ago
1:00 lmao! awesome!!!!!
BrendaBip 7 months ago
Does a 600 pound sumo need a reenforced toilet for a sumo dump.
wndebu 7 months ago
Reinforce your couch cushions with vinyl siding. Lol
TheBatman8675309 7 months ago
the only commercial where sumo is a measurement
BagOfBen 7 months ago
i just bought my 2end set so far so good.. but $15 a pop? So for my couch and love seat will coast $65 .. well at least i wont have to pay S&H lol..
yeluvit 7 months ago
Lmao @ its impossible to get off the couch ..is it really? Wtf
kee8484 7 months ago
press 3 for teh lulz =p
MrClinka 7 months ago
why do people proceed to buy these croas.
romka4567 7 months ago
@romka4567 Crap** the guy sounds like he wants to laugh Couch Pouch lmao
romka4567 7 months ago
I'm American and I only have $13 in my piggy bank!
L3GITCOOKI3 7 months ago
i think the couch did sink when the sumos sat on it :o
bigbellybigbelly 7 months ago
some redneck is missing the side of his house!
stafax 7 months ago
I like how they had to be politically correct and say "Sumo wrestlers". Instead of just saying "These two fat guys"
gargamel55 7 months ago
@gargamel55 they are both actually sumos
bigbellybigbelly 7 months ago
was this video made by God and Budha in a joint effort to advertise this?
supersaiyansai 7 months ago
press 6 for high five.
poinl900 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you searched 1000 pounds of sumo.
poinl900 7 months ago
who came here just to see the two big guys sit on the couch and do an epic high five ? i know i did
realtremil 7 months ago
the stupid couch sagged throughout the whole video dumboooooooooooooosssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coolbrett1000 7 months ago
Those aren't sumos, they're just 2 fat fucks.
hotchowder 7 months ago
The dumps was supposed to be sumos
SHADOW31904 7 months ago
Super duper dumps, duun duun dun dun dun dun, super duper sumo duun dun dun DUN dun
SHADOW31904 7 months ago
it soports obesity
soulsisters16 7 months ago
SUMO!!!!!!
coolbrett1000 7 months ago
That old nigga with the yellow pissed mr off with his horrible acting haha, how can't you not get up from a sofa
Hmach4r 7 months ago
Back in my day we called it plywood
kjmg65 8 months ago
two fat black guys with a bun on their heads do not a sumo wrestler make!
mo42086 8 months ago
I'm pretty sure Sumo wrestlers aren't black.
VhUgGz 8 months ago
@VhUgGz Sumo wresting is a sport, there are actually a lot of non Japanese Sumo wrestlers out there. The guy on the right is actually samoan.
SUMO HIGH FIVE!
DaShonuff 8 months ago
1:31
clydesdale81 8 months ago
This is another example of stupid shit that americans "invent" for lazy americans be a man about it and buy a new one like WTF y'all americans are rich I'm fucking poor and i would rather buy a new one or just put some wood under the shit its the same shit ain't it? like seriously stop being LAZY America please do us all a favor .....
billyluisthebest 8 months ago
@billyluisthebest Only dumb mother fuckers think of this shit, i am 100% american and do you think that i would buy this? No! It's completely useless! If people really want to fix that problem, it's called pillows. OHHH and if you "know" so much about us Americans and our money... Did you notice we're in a recession? Did you know i have 3 jobs just to feed my 2 kids??? I AM NOT FUCKING RICH AND WORKING MY ASS OFF JUST TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON IN THE HOUSE, SO YOU CAN EAT DONKEY DICK AND STFU
OMoooMega 7 months ago
@OMoooMega lol mad much ??? damn then that means i even have more money than some americans :D lmfao look brahhh dont get mad for stupid shit and yeah i did know you americans are going through a recesion and you'll prolly end up on another "Great Drepession" not that i give a fuck or anything just saying
billyluisthebest 7 months ago
@OMoooMega lol mad much ??? damn then that means i even have more money than some americans :D lmfao look brahhh dont get mad for stupid shit and yeah i did know you americans are going through a recesion and you'll prolly end up on another "Great Drepession" not that i give a fuck or anything just saying
and yet i wonder how you can afford a computer and internet if you say that you are poor as shit lmfao
billyluisthebest 7 months ago
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@billyluisthebest not all americans are rich
realtremil 7 months ago
1000 pounds of sumo, no sag, HIGH FIVE
storebgood 8 months ago
0:22 because god forbid you get some accidental excersise getting up
luis3826 8 months ago
1:00 Even your couch and stand up to TNA wrestler Samoa Joe and WWE wrestler Viscera , Our Furniture Fix is some heavy duty stuff !!
rvdsux 8 months ago
Those aren't sumos. They're your average americans.
usernameclassifeid 8 months ago 7
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elitedarklord1307 3 months ago
so it can go from holding not one, but TWO cinder blocks...to holding 1000 pounds of sumo?
666COB 8 months ago
LOL
RobloxGuy587 8 months ago
Some drunk asshole put some vinyl siding under his sofa cushions, and that's a product? The whole world has gone to shit.
V029002 8 months ago
LOL - Never lose your remote again, as long as you place it in this one spot at all times xD
xxDrain 8 months ago
Sagging Couches are awesome?
MinishSword 8 months ago
I would never buy this product because the assholes who make infomercials are so happy to lie to anyone. "Supports two cinder blocks! amazing!" Cinder blocks are fucking light, and you could put four there the way they were positioned. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
Daghead 8 months ago
@Daghead
shygirljj 8 months ago
lolz just pieces of plastic
radar3699 8 months ago
About 15 years ago we had a saggy couch. We used plywood.
hogwashsentinel 8 months ago 4
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I saw this on jabo0ody dubs :)
nintendoatarikiller 8 months ago
BEWARE, I know the inventor of this product and he has a registered patent.
This company has ripped this person off and he is seeking litigation on this infringement.
gobackinage 8 months ago 4
@gobackinage I'm not weary you napolean dick. I don't care, do you think a company would represent themselves through the user name goroblows and post hardcore videos? i just posted this commercial because it's so dumb it's amusing.
goroblows 8 months ago 3
@goroblows I dont think he meant you were the bad guy here.
MadMadsGamer 8 months ago 6
@MadMadsGamer l don't know i just don't know... funny comments are welcome, comments threatening legal action against anyone are not and would not settle anything to begin with. It didn't make sense.
goroblows 8 months ago
@goroblows Ok. I see youre confused.
MadMadsGamer 8 months ago
@goroblows
I don't see where gobackinage was threatening legal action. Seems he/she was just addressing YouTubeLand in general, to let us all know that this silly product was invented by someone other than the company hawking it in this ad. Fer cryin' out loud, you could just as easily put a piece of thin plywood of the right size under the cushions and achieve the same effect. Dumb ads.
CanItAlready 7 months ago
@goroblows this product is a riff off, like OH WOW NOW I DON'T NEED TO BUY A NEW COUCH OR HIDEAWAY BED. wow i could be paying $60 for similar products...YEAH RIGHT! take a look at the plastic after those fat guys got off em. I don't care, these kind of commercials are stupid, insult to ones intelligence. So, yeah i agree with you this is soo dumb. EPIC FAIL
JourneyRocks81 8 months ago
@gobackinage shut the fuck up, faggot.
HaVcGaming 4 months ago
0:39 I want a sagging chair when I watch my favorite sport
macroevolve 8 months ago
I guess the 'Furniture Fix' makes grandpa's neck longer too!
PhishFace09 8 months ago 12
1000 pounds of sumo!
kevinengelhard 9 months ago
Haha the sumo part is funny and awesome xD
TheClodfather 9 months ago
Just saw this on IFC alien is on I was dying laughing when I saw the sumo guys come on also notice how they don't show the sumos actually coming thru the doorway? I thought that was the weird
1isthelonlietsnumber 9 months ago
Couch pouch? aaha
GatoFoo 9 months ago
Grandpa at 0:15 is terrible... who gets up like that?
ericarhunt 9 months ago
those guys are not sumo, they're just fat!
alkismuhamedaliev 9 months ago
@alkismuhamedaliev one of them actually is a sumo wrester, his name is Emmanuel Yarbrough.
ericarhunt 9 months ago
Your fat worthless ass won't further damage furniture once you've tried our product! We got two fat asses to sit on this sofa and even their fat stupid bodies didn't sag the couch! WOW! If your ass it too fat, you should just die! If some fat dumb sack of shit sat on your couch and ruined it, buy our faggy product so your dumb cunt ass doesn't cause further damage!! It's just that easy!!!
SmallTownRapist 9 months ago 2
@SmallTownRapist The best comment lol
tss212 8 months ago
I definitely want this product when they make versions for aiding sagging boobs and butts.
TheJennwoo 9 months ago
I definitely want this product when they make versions for aiding sagging boobs and butts.
TheJennwoo 9 months ago
Anyone tried this product?
PandawdyBob 9 months ago
lmfao this is an epic fail!!!!
brokenhaloxxx 9 months ago
People call my vag a couch pouch :(
peepee1223 9 months ago
This product got some bad reviews. And this couch didn't look like it was taking the weight of the sumo man too well either.
teresa6565 9 months ago
14.99 for plastic sheets that you can put together?
shumped 9 months ago
1,000 lbs of sumo who haven't seen their dicks in years.
drewcifer66 9 months ago 2
thumbs up if you only looked this commercial up to see the sumo high five!
invaderzim133 9 months ago 10
it makes you taller too! 0:42
aduysh 9 months ago
the way the old guy tries to get off the couch is ridiculous... i mean who the fuck does that?
jacobrules7 9 months ago
1 person got flattened under 1000 lbs of Sumo. *high-five!*
motownkid24 9 months ago
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motownkid24 9 months ago
And also, it's the stuff they put on the outside of houses!!!
MuffinKilla111 10 months ago
And also, it's the vinyl side of a house!!!! Cmon!!! Rly??? The company really takes us for idiots. Lolz.
MuffinKilla111 10 months ago
When I say this commercial on tv and thought, wow really? You Think we are all dumbasses eh? Then I saw 1000 ibs of sumo and my life changed forever....
MuffinKilla111 10 months ago
I love how the parents look on helplessly as their kids jump on the couch.
Psst. it's called *discipline." Look into it.
smittykins 10 months ago 3
HIGH FIVE!
HurikaneXTWIST 10 months ago
1000 pounds of Fat Ass!!
KamenRiderBlackSun 10 months ago
capable of withstanding the fattest consumers
driverx241 10 months ago
This commercial is inaccurate. When the Sumos high-fived eachother the world should have exploded in AWESOME
mrtpug1 10 months ago
just saw this on t.v...had to come look it up lol.....the old guy cant get off his couch, maybe they should put him in a home at 0:14 lol
XianNeng 10 months ago
@XianNeng Gotta wipe
tss212 8 months ago
0:34 is the worst acting i've ever seen....
sfw8576 10 months ago
LMFAO. Sumo!
RayHoganMovies 10 months ago
1:01 The most f*cked up thing ever. xD
MrToki117 10 months ago
Companies used to make products to solve problems. Now they just invent problems ("it's impossible to get up off the couch!!") and try to push products on you that you don't need.
curlytoes79 10 months ago
It's MMA Legend Emmanuel Yarborough!
PlagueRiddenGoat 10 months ago
i think that guy at 1:55 must had a night mear about the sumo dudes
seants07 10 months ago
and listin to the "FAKE" sound at 1:00 . or is that real? IDK
seants07 10 months ago
0:15 makes me LOL!
seants07 10 months ago
wow this is a saaaaaaaaaaaad commercial. look at the guy's face at 0:43!!
sfw8576 10 months ago
That couch sure didn't sag AT ALL!!!
mikakala2014 10 months ago
awesome now i can have my sweet sumo party's and not worry about my saggy couches yeahhhh!!!
MarcosVazquez2000 10 months ago
This is my new favorite commercial!(:
RainbowSockies 11 months ago 14
1000 pounds of sumo!!!
emmaleah17 11 months ago 47