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  • Maybe he was really limber......like a supple Viking contortionist.

    

  • its hard to believe that there was an early enlightment period cos of the recreation

    of the roman empire through the king solomon's raine and the finalisation of it cos

    of the northern tribes luting europe. There are other political, social facts that led to the continuation of what we call the dark ages until 1453.

  • Viking invasion, thats how the blond and blue eyes people spread over Europe

  • @aikido3011 carefull friend, ideas such as these, put all the humans in

    lots of problemd during the 20th century............!!!

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  • Ridiculous depiction of the Vikings, totally ahistorical and very, very biased. Based on this depiction it is pretty clear that they have accepted the accounts written by the defeated without any reservations what so ever.

  • @stud20084977 this is still much more accurate then the dumbingdowned helmet with hornes version

  • @TheEriczeppe True. The "horned helmet" thing was a 19th century invention associated with Wagner's operas.

  • @delavalmilker They have found winged helmets in the Balkans & the iron age Gauls had horned helmets - but the traditional idea of the English-Scandinavian & Viking look was as you said a 19th century invention - The intention was I think to give actors a generic Heroic Indo-European look for the audience in Wagners operas - I don't thing it should be judged as cheating the audience of historical detail but it was the best attempt at the time.

  • @delavalmilker Excellent comment - continued - - since the Gotland & Sutton hoo finds had not been known - as is most common in history there is a sense of true even through the mist of time - the 19th century idea of a Nordic-Celtic pre-classical Eurasian civilization that became both Western Civilization & had a big impact on Pathia China & India - has been born out by DNA & archeological finds in ruined cities in China & the North West Chinese finds of European Mummified folk.

  • @stud20084977 actually it is right the viking you think of as not so bad were more far into the medieval time but the ones who came to north america and brittain were savages the native americans were slaughterd and so were brittish every man woman and child like they said they killed most who could not defend themself

  • @XxModernDayRaiderxX We have archaeological evidence and we have the few surviving viking sources to heavily contradict this picture. Vikings were first and foremost traders, but when the oppurtunity arose they did not neglect to plunder wealthy unprotected targets. But there are no evidence of extreme brutality in other sources than the extremely biased once that we have from their enemies, that had absolutely no qualms about painting the viking in a horrifyingly brutal ...

  • @XxModernDayRaiderxX ..... picture, even if it had no basis in reality, just because they felt so powerless and angry towards these outsiders, that the only explanation for their appearance and disruptive nature was that they were the scourge of god. And hence the grim depiction.

  • 1:17 UMAD Europe? 

  • "Uncle Olaf wants you" LOOOOOOOOL

  • "With King Aella of of his CHEST..."

    ha. hahaha. 

  • vikings= trolls of the dark ages

  • @Odinsravner UMAD

  • @TheT800infiltrator im from Norway :p i was being ironic

  • oh ya, and isnt it laughable that even by 800 ad, europes greatest ruler was illiterate! LOL

  • @issareign illiteracy was a standard in those times. Societies back then don't demand literacy among the people as much as modern times.

  • hmmmm notice their are none of the usual racist scum on here decrying what the vikings did. oh, but you see, their destruction was blessed and good for europe, since they were white!! lol you people are pathetic.

  • Bone-less = Ben-lös. Ben having a double meaning in swedish: bone and leg. Legless is the correct translation, he lost at least one leg in some battle.

  • @Kinjamaimai I saw a history with the subtitles translation in Swedish on the subject of one of Caesar's campaignes - they where talking about where Caesar beguiled or lied - in the subtitle that word came up as loki - the name of the English & Scandinavian anti-God loki (the trickster) he was as you probably know the arch enemy of the pantheon of the Good English & Nordic Gods like Thor - so is the word loki still the Swedish verb to lie?

    Please let me know.

    All the best

    David

  • @infokemp No. "To lie" or "To bear false witness" is translated as "Att (to) Ljuga (lie)".

  • @Kinjamaimai Thanks - I must of been wrong about the specific Scandinavian or lowland language - i will look further into this. Thank you for letting me know - Swedish is a language I would like to learn.

    All the best

    David

  • @Kinjamaimai Haha! ITs the same in Danish ;-) Maybe he had lots hes legs, maybe he had broken hes lower bag so he coldt walk...

  • @Kinjamaimai Ivar the Boneless was danish though. And there's no real evidence for how he got that name.

  • @LEH3500 Perhaps he was impotent?

  • @LEH3500

    Kinjamaimais' explanation also works in Danish.

    (The two languages have a lot in common)

  • lack of sexual prowess LOL

  • Cristobal Colon has SO to do with this..

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  • A guy at 3:33 has a leopard print hat...

  • I am uncle orlaf

  • Christianity teaches people when some one want to attack you you must laid down and let your ass being fuked.

    when some one try to fuck witn a son of Odin we kill that moder fucker!!!!

    ( sory the bad english)

  • @loio13 that was long time ago, nowadays the decendents of the vikings don't even dare to print cartoons of mohamed

  • @donnomar I agree, it's a shame that Scandinavian countries are now self-hating and ultra-feminist countries.

  • Survival of the fittest.. Social Darwinism 101

  • fuck religion, sex magick is where its at.

  • One of the biggest secrets up to now is that it was never the kings, the dictators, the parlament... that rules, but the priesthood, wizards, witches, Ayatollahs... very enlightent people, that rule because their ability to harm others in ways people don´t know about or shut up about them.

  • Thats right Vikings explored america!

  • Viking age? Thats not vikings.

  • Martinroot

    I am an Orthodox Christian, I tell you we do not want anyone to be forced into the faith, by physical or sociological or psychological pressure.

    One needs to see what Christianity teaches and then be prompted by GOD, not man, to affiliate with the light.

    Blessings, brother charles

  • Alright! Vikings!

  • Religion: Giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

  • @darthspliffius wow.. what is WITH you weird people going on about "religion" like it's something separate from humans. If you had paid attention at all, you would see groups of invading humans caused these problems. Even if there was no religion, they would have become weird and twisted over something else.

    Religion is just something humans use against or for humans. Stop mystifying it lol

  • @ Teltaminoru

    Actually, there were two very large churches with the name of Saint Peter's Basilica, the original was built by Constantine the Great, then during the Renaissance it was torn down to make room for an even bigger one. The second basilica is the one we see today, but not the one that was used to crown Charlemagne.

  • It is no accident that the English Book of Prayers contains this sentance: Protect us O' Lord from the Wrath of the Northmen.

  • @MauserK43 IGod was Irish ? ........O' Lord. I never knew that. I bet I'm descended from him.

  • How can they call themselves "History Channel"? Don´t they know that in Charlemagne´s time there was no Saint Peter Basilic, which would be built eight centuries after?

  • @svitjodswarrior I suppose you would know more then a broadcasted factual movie.

  • @owliganka I imagined them to be ugly and brutish with yes fair hair and really cruel.

  • "Anytime you're attacked by someone who's last name is Skullsplitter, you have to be concerned!"

    Great line by Prof. Deladier!

  • @farmerne The Teaching Company offers lectures on the Middle-Ages, including Early, High, and Late periods by Philip Daileader, and he's just awesome.

  • @Re5Publica Yes--I actually got the series "The Early Middle Ages" from The Teaching Company. He's one of the best, and I highly recommend these excellent courses.

    I also like it where he says that midieval knights "had more in common with Tony Soprano than Sir Lancelot".

  • @farmerne Love it. They were a nasty bunch, the Vikings.

  • Ivar the Bonerless.

  • The history Channel.....You'd think that if they actually knew that much about history, they would know that Vikings had blond or red hair, blue eyes. Braided combed hair (They actually looked cleaner than most people) Neatly sown cloths, (The Nordic women were very skilled). Not weird people that look like they have no hygiene, or any skill at all in cloth or armour making. Stupid history channel, not to mention the 2012 commercial LOL.

  • @Owliganka I would bet that after you sailed and rowed a huge boat for SEVERAL weeks> personal Hygiene takes a SLIGHT dip.

  • One thing is certian, Americans should NOT do documentaries about European history.. Seriusly, This SUCKS.. Facts are all wrong...

  • charlemeiene was elitterate foole ruling by his dampe gutter really stupid animiale instince

  • ths is pretty good

  • Uncle Olaf wants YOU!

  • Ignorant barbarions always seem to ruin actual intellectual civilization

  • VIKINGS, Now on a world tour

    Terrorising people since the dark ages

  • @pele220 That reminds me:

    AL QAEDA- Now on a world pilgrimage.

    Terrorizing more people since 9/11.

  • @guyaddictive man shut that hole in your face dip shit

  • @vtecivicsib18 Yeah you're right liberal pig!

  • @guyaddictive oh dont even try to piss me off

  • @vtecivicsib18 Watever liberal pig.

  • @guyaddictive You're obviously a racist douche bag. Just admit it, you despise Muslims cus you don't have respect for SHIT.

  • @sorcero12 What respect do they really deserve? SOME SHIT?

  • @pele220 amon amarth? lol

  • they forgot denmark. it was one of the first wiking and the greatest. theese was the real wikings. denmark was one of the strongest wikings and that time and had norway. they were at war with rome too and did a lot of damage. denmark was the most voilents wiking. rome feared german and denmark most and then england and the other countries

  • rip open the torso and pull the lungs out through the rib cages? what kind of sick fucks are these?!

  • Ivar "The Boneless", LMAO!!

  • uncle olaf....that is funny''''..

  • lol the Vikings were not more savage than Christians and Muslims, they were just unable to revise their history unlike say the Christian-right and Islamofascists.

  • these vikings look more like mongols =.=

  • lol i live in the birthplace of vikings Norway ftw

  • I don't like my forfather being call't barbarians just because of they robed some fju men who beleved in something i call the real plague of Europe... Christianaty

  • @Martinroot both religions tried to save peoples souls, but the only people who can save their souls or their lives if you dont believe in the soul, are people who search for goodness and love.I am no atheist but I dont believe religion or Gods should be force fed down our throats with war or any other approach BOTH Christians and Muslims DID! My point is, goodness must be sought and deserved, not forced like both religions did! the real plague wasn't a specific religion, but force-fed God.

  • @treetrain

    Aksaklie man...

    The real salvation will allways first and formost come from your self happines and your own self indolgens... You can't be happi about anythings if your not happi about your self... And from my point of view no one has ever been happi about being force-fed down there throwed...

  • so what is that credit card company that uses those vikings in all their commercials and what is their logic behind that. Capitol one, they will come ransack you and ruin your life !

  • @treetrain

    goog points that i agree with. have you noticed that those at the top of the religous structure trying to force religon onto others by sword or peer preasure rairly themselves fallow their own rules? when i was in high school (catholic) at mass forced by the religon class the preacher would talk about us not needing nor should we seek out extravigances.. and what did that preacher who lived at the church rent and tax free have? why a hottube, satalite dish and a new jeep of course

  • @treetrain ..."I suspect that people develope deep-seeded negative views toward God based on how they have been treated. SOMEONE had to betray or even abuse them to chase them from their former beliefs." "Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved."-- Marcus Antonius. Loose the MISPLACED hate. Peoples greed caused the problems, NOT religion. Place the blame properly.

  • @Martinroot Definitions of barbarian on the Web:

    •savage: a member of an uncivilized people.

  • @treetrain

    So are saying that Vikings are savage and an uncizilized PPL's???

  • @Martinroot I should have left a post script after that definition i left there. that wasn't my point of putting thej definition up, it was just to show what is considered their definition. I think the barabarians did what they had to do, like someone else pointed out, it's all about self happiness, and with that comes group happiness, and the barbarians needed shelter and food, but also sought as much as they coudl grab, which portrayed them as savage.

  • @Martinroot no just most voilents. they were civilized, but not when they were at war. they loved there wives, dranked much beer. especially after they won battles. they party with there friends and threated each other good. only when they were at war they was uncivilized

  • @Martinroot Damn rights!!!!

  • "the wrath of satan is unleashed upon the house of god..." "they paid the wrath of satan with protection money..." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHA well I gotta go change my pants cuz I laughed so hard I pissed in them. XD

  • @Socoolscienceshow ahahahahahahahahahaha i'm with ya!!!!!!!!

  • But on Christmas Day, in Saint Peter's Basilica, he added one final feather to his cap- he fucked the Pope.

  • @Kelly14UK And pissed on him as well!

  • @vmutuma Lol!

  • People like the vikings delayed the awesome technology Dam Them!

  • HAHA! i mock this portrayal of vikings!

    they look like barbarians from a fantasy novel! Not the norse raiders of history

  • @Sutorenja You're probably right. Didn't the Vikings wear helmets with horns?

  • @vmutuma not sure if troll.

    but no, they di'int

  • @vmutuma NO

  • @Sutorenja Yes, true. They should at least have hired blonde actors

  • @Sutorenja they have no other costumes except conans the barbarian

  • @Sutorenja

    meh. At least they don't have horns on their helmets.

  • holy shit! how much darker can europe get? it seems every other new thing they talk about has to do with europe getting darker and darker! lol

  • "Giant setback for mankind?" Come on, Europe was not whole mankind. I'm European, and I respect my culture (not the bad stuff). But these statements are ridiculous! There were other civilizations too, and newly emerging powers in Eastern Europe too. Soon to be Kievan Rus, Poland, etc!

  • @TheAntoninusPius I was about to write exactly the same thing then glanced your comments.

  • look at how proud they are, when talking about the bloody eagle, and how proud they are when talking about the vikings who kill kids, very weird

  • @3825cortland You're an idiot.

  • @Lachausis how? cause I said look at how excited they are

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  • @Lachausis there are many many idiots on youtube comment boards- be careful you dont make yourself one of them-education and a non religious, non racist sense of humanity is one way to avoid this- I strongly recommend it if you dont want to look like an ingnorant bigoted fucktard!

  • @ItchyBirdDmb Non racist? Whenever I hear this, I imagine muslim immigrants in Europe protesting for some minor shit (like Christmas trees in London), and crying for their rights to vegetate, and other "rights" (which Europeans don't have) and then I realize - I rather be a fucking racist that a stupid fool who believes in bullshit other countries don't respect. My well being is too precious to let liberal radicals destroy it with their globalization and multicultural crap.

  • These Dark ages is why Christianity needed to be abolished and eliminated from society hundreds of years ago.  It casued so much suffering and death of millions and millions of people throughout history and is the main reason why most wars broke out. People are following a religion today with very brutally savage roots and they don't even realize it.

  • @pucksterz12 No,it's not Christianity that did this,it was just simply white people always wanting to rule lands.

  • @Thebraversword What about mongols, arabs, moors, etc.?

  • @Thebraversword ok bro i'll call them first century pagans

  • @pucksterz12 Hey! Who started it first? The Arabs of course. Franks learned from Muslims.

  • @Lachausis does it really matter who started what?? theyre all people-the innocents on both sides are the ones who suffrered- this goes throughout history- so does it really matter?

  • Vikings I think believed that if they died in war they would go to heaven but if they didn't die in war they wouldn't.

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  • @sjolinpeter just like a non believer you just continually spit rhetoric nothing up to date to quail any of my wild theory's....its laughable actually cause your going to find out weather you like it or not

  • @mr44doom That is at best a sign of your lack of scientific knowledge.

  • @sjolinpeter ypur just dumb bro...when you have nothing to say you hurl an insult.....poor monkey

  • @mr44doom as usually you don't bring any arguments and certainly any kind of scientific knowledge. Therefore there will be no reason to comment your inferior judgmental and decadent comments.

    If you don't consider different approaches to issues and only can make references to the bible then you are no more worth than monkey. In other words, you more dumb than a monkey.

    So lucky me, I guess.

  • @MrDePinna If they died in combat, the Valkyries would come for them and take them to Valhalla where they would drink alcool and fight all day waiting for the end of the world, the ragnarok where they would fight against the forces of evil by Odin's side. If they didn't die in combat, they would go to hella's realm, the viking's hell where they would be undead and forced to fight on the side of evil at Ragnarok, invading the world on a ship made of their nails with Loki as their captain.

  • Ha! What a narrow minded view of the Vikings. They where more civilized and more technically advanced than most of the Christian countries. They had more sophisticated trade routes and more and better exploration.

  • @sjolinpeter they had civilization and advanced society at that time, but it was the hugering for battle that potrayed them that way

  • @sjolinpeter so what they were still baby bashing satanist......so sad

  • @mr44doom The Vikings were not satanists. They worshiped the Norse religion. The Christian armies did also slaughter women and children. Does that make them satanist also?

  • @sjolinpeter like i said you dont have to literally say i worship satan to worship satan...as long as you worship anything other than the God oF Israel then you are in fact worshipping Lucifer who has many names such as shiva,isis,horus,seb,zeus,budd­aha,krishna,attis,mary(catholi­cs) etc....for your info non of those ''christian armies' such as the templars were christian...they worshiped baphomet who is also lucifer....i wouldnt say it if i wasnt for sure bro

  • @mr44doom You are indeed a christian fundamentalist. There is no need to debate with you.

  • @sjolinpeter you cant debate me...you'll get smoked....i have past present and future on my side not to mention the Word of God....

  • @mr44doom I like that you almost admit that you have narcissistic tendency and thereby got mental problems.

  • @mr44doom You can't call people, who had never heard of Christianity at that point of history, Satan worshipers. The Northerners were literally people of earth. Their religion originated basically from way of life, nature and environment that surrounded them. If God gives us the nature, then they used it to seek deities, although wrong. The reason they can be considered evil is because of their lack of mercy for others beings, which reechoed in their religion.

  • @sjolinpeter Trade routes you say? One day he makes a trade agreement with you, the other he kills you from behind, slaughters the whole village.

  • history channel should do something on the sarmatians please excuse my spelling lol

  • @hickboy360 ok ok for fucks sakes we get the idea, stop fucking posting the same shit over and over again u fucking retarded prick

  • @steliber ahahhaha indeed lol

  • @steliber how about you shut the fuck up before i take my size 14 boot and put it straight up ur ass

  • @hickboy360 and how exactly u gona manage that big fucking mouth , i bet your mouth is as big as your feet , so it will fit my big fucking dick u fagot. Go fuck yourself you tube warrior .....pff...... yeah all talk from behind your desktop ha ha ha . if i could get my hands on you, i would assure u u will not last a minute dick head i am a black belt in quan ki do fucker look it up if don't know what it means

  • Protect us o' Lord from the wrath of the Northmen

  • basically rome still wins..

  • @ELMOcall911 Rome still wins? LOL Rome got sacked so bad so repeatedly no one wanted to live in that shit hole for ages, when the dust finally settled Rome was mainly immigrants, lmao.

  • @mookixox actually he is right.....rome controls the whole world till this day.....the vatican will lead the world in the days to come jus try to stay alive to be around it will come from behind the curtains soon enough

  • @mr44doom Rome was a civilization, the Vatican is the priesthood that is controlling everything, Rome was sacked to shit eons ago, while the church (Vatican) thrived outside of Rome so there is a difference and yes the Vatican is Lucifer worshippers I agree on that.

  • @mookixox no my friend go check the facts the vatican is more than a satanic priesthood its legally considered a private state with the pope as its prime minister.....this is how the power will be given to the beast to control all nations....want to bet?

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