Skyrim: The Good the Bad and the Dovahkiin [Part 1]

[SuperTanookiSuit]

OMG I'm in tears, if this game wasn't so buggy it wouldn't be as awesome.

[BruhMan77]

11:29 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThingsInc]

If Skyrim had Criken subtitles, no one would understand

[dudegosuckabong]

@Dannyx3344 itsbegins in solitude where this old homeless dude approaches and ask if u seen his master or he went on a vacation thats how it begins hope it helps

[coban456]

turn into a pegusus hahahaha so funy

rip first horse >3

[Crazakun]

I just love how two of the people who try to kill you are nice enough to say, "Until next time!" with such glee.

[Krawll02]

Gotta Fleetestee- PFFFFOUAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

I can't beleive that this little meaningless line of text made me laugh so friggin much but i'm still having cramps from it .

[kitakat883399]

7:15 - 7:20 the moments of a horse's dream of become a little pony XD

[Dannyx33444]

whats the quest at 5:00? and where do you start it?

[DaBase333]

that very last part is sooooo funny lol

[TehRandomCarrot]

Why does text always make things funnier? :l

[TheseStrangestLies]

@TehRandomCarrot Just the fact that the text followed the person speaking had me in stitches :D

[FINALDYNASTYz]

welcome! to the deceptively verdant mind of the emperor! Pelagius! THE THIRD! XD

[FINALDYNASTYz]

elk>imperial guard LOL

[krd26]

Your horse tried to become Rainbow Dash. It aimed for the impossible.

[Daniel788207]

@lartkrin nope legate lanius? idk I forgot

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

@Daniel788207

Legate Lanius is from Fallout: New Vegas.

[Daniel788207]

@PWNSCOUTMOVIES no shit im saying that dude has the same voice as him

[RuTibbs2011]

Micheal is a pussy

[ImDaJugganaut22]

SKYRIM Vampire Montage my channel check it out!

[lannydragonlover]

I love the fight with Mikael. Cracks me up everytime!

[ShyOfFlutter]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?

Good day.

[AlexandrovitchA]

you got my sub :)

[EgucciTV]

8:10 .. xDDD Become a Pegasus °!! xDD hahahahahha :D fuck yeaaah :D

[Daniel788207]

The dude talking at 3:26 sounds the same as the other guy from fallout new Vegas ummm I forgot his name though :(

[lartkrin]

@Daniel788207 mr. hood guy?

[TimBez1996]

i am now the Satellite :DD

[SpiderPig226]

"oh wait whos down there" (FOOS) "oh sht!!!"

[Closterdadthegreater]

I got a loading screen that said Skyrim's horses were known for their endurance.

....methinks the research is wrong

[moikanos11]

OH MY GOD! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! HAHAhahahahah Amazing videos! GJJJ favorited.

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

YOUU DON SCARE ME

YOU DON SCARE ME

*orgasm sounds*

[chasanator147]

Lol I remember wanting to be in the dark brotherhood so bad and I found that one kid and I killed that old hag lady and when I came back the kid said I knew the darkbrotherhood could do it and I was like watt??? So I took a nap and I found myself apon a dark brotherhood leader and I was like watt?!?!? And next thing I know I was in the dark brotherhood

[funwithgoats01]

"you releaze mee, and i prrromise, my associate EEEEEERRRRRGH!"

[MrMj122803]

i vomited,oh well while watching this.it's nothing about it it's just I'm sick.

[Unkn0wnL1f3f0rm]

When i killed that "kind" woman she waz teaching little kids, i killed her in front of them >= D

[warelord360]

Absolutely love 05:00

[Strawhatification]

haha omg this video is soo funny man xD i couldnt stop loling @this xsd

[SuperAlexsander11]

4:42 is funny i couldnt stop laughing

[Lisacha09]

lol at 4:37 ^^

[RelatedNameHere]

11:40

[Dannyx33444]

what city is that at 9:55?

[davisrock457]

@Dannyx33444

Windhelm, Arentino Residence.

[Dannyx33444]

@davisrock457 thankyou



[PeaZip]

1:50 I did this with the claw too xDD

[bloxtoz]

Yeh dun scare meee >:|

*gets up slowly*

Yeh dun scare mee-

AWWAWHWAHGFHFGAAAWFG.....

[blast0r]

Poor guy, you just can't catch a break when it comes to having a horse... D:

[Ramegon01]

It's boobs aside.



[AzureDragoonGX]

(spelt on purpose)

Welcom!

Tu da dezeptivily vurdent mihnd...

uv de empehrehr!

Pahlaygeeus!

Da therd!

[miriallisGr]

in to tha CHOPPA! 11:10

[voter96]

finally, a bloopers glitches and silly stuff for skyrim :3

[palidan99]

I find "YAAAAAH! >:D" so hilarious for some reason

[DAVEKLOKForTheHorde]

Also, I pissed myself laughing at *softly touches tree* DEEEUUUAAAGGGHHHH ;~;

[DAVEKLOKForTheHorde]

Sheogorath reminds me of Mr. Krabs

arrrrarrarrarrarr

[Maxladysman]

@DAVEKLOKForTheHorde thats because its the same voice actor

[DAVEKLOKForTheHorde]

@Maxladysman That is freaking awesome I love Skyrim that much more

arararararrr

[randomhouse216]

7:53 Just kill him with your awesome.

[OhSoHoly]

what quest is at 5:20?

[t3hxl337xnub]

Lmfao I gave him back the claw and stole it again aswell

[LastStandBro]

08:12 uhhh My little pony?

[Yosher21]

Why is "When I'm bored" a suggestion video on EVERY VIDEO I GO TO?

[Evolfurnace]

@Yosher21 I'm guessing a massive amount of tags relating to nearly every possible video genre.

[bobjbob]

Paint everyday you get visitors in lol i love saying that on random videos

[MrRoboBrain]

u have funny comments, video maker, u would do well in bethesda :D

[iScottKemp]

But she's NAWT kind :[

[RGDcommentnode]

Crikiin, Crikiin,

by his honor is sworn, to keep normality at bay!

And the fiercest foes bug out when they hear Ice Form's shout,

Crikiin, for your videos we pray!

[ryejo1]

HA! Your horsey died oh wait so did mine ;__;

[skullboy108]

Yuu releze me and i prromise my assoti- *axe cut* AAAAHAYAUAHA

[SubliminalRift]

They need to have those little white subtitles in every game and call it "Criken Mode"

[silspiderxxl]

is you so much as touch me-FOOS!

[1Meepman]

4:34 I was wearing the same clothes as you, when I first got killed by a giant. Guess they hate mages. :/

[J03H123]

Hey, sorry to spam but I love Crikens videos and made me wanna make my own so I've uploaded my first video today. If you like it I'll be making more :) sorry and thanks :)

[imapimp227]

i feel bad for the frist horse :(

[xDGaMiinGG]

i never hve this fun

[TomTheAllyCat1]

But shes NAWT kind :[

shes TERRIBUL!

TUH ALL OF US D;

lol xD

[Stayoffhereable]

@TomTheAllyCat1 Kinda reminds me of the Kid from King of the Hill.

[ilvmusic45]

wall powers activate!

[NefariousBanana]

This may sound like a dumb question, but what font do you use for the text in videos?

[TheDuckinator1998]

Are... Are you gonna make another l4d2 vid? :]

[silence0201]

5:54

OH GOD

i thought it said slutty maiden

[regiroiseel]

@silence0201 When I see Sultry Maiden I think the same thing .3.

[cyanman123]

NAWT!

[warcreator745]

im now a satilite lol

[HariVIyer]

10:51 is the best

[MrKiloNation]

Criken? long time no see, last time i saw one of your videos they were about L4D...

[Euposauridae]

FOOS

[babis8142]

funniest vid of Skyrim everl. All four are the funniest

[astroblaster56]

Damn, is that the frame rate doing so that screen freezes every third second?

[cheesentoasts]

01:37 that's what she said! :D

[MsGuinhodias]

was that kid recitating the dark brotherhood pray

[SirAlienGuy]

Criken's lucky he became a satellite, while I became one of Mars's moons.

[donuttheDoNAL01]

Can't tell ya how many times I became a satellite o_O

[Iishstoned14]

8:37 RANDOM

[ZiggyStardustsGirl]

That happened to me too in Solitude. XD Get too close to the stage and you're dead.

[nubiepwn555]

my god i hate that dog, i bought it and it traps me i every room, fucking vigilence

[MsGuinhodias]

@nubiepwn555 iloved him, but then we tried to kill a kid together, the guards made me run while the kid killed the dog

[Megamotoshow2]

satellite give my my cable

[FunnyLovely15571]

NOW I"M A SATELLITE HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

[HackBennys]

Seriously? You just punched Pelagius and he wakes up? I kept shooting him with the wabbajack, then kept shooting whatever appeared. I bring shame to my family. :(

[Bubblefig]

I decapitated the orphanage lady. I'm sure the kids bathed in her blood :3

[jelloegg]

That last girl...you think that was Babette?

[0phelia]

@jelloegg Nope, just a girl from Rifton's orphanage.

[MaxPwnageIII]

11:04 I like how the character just sits there in mid-air Wile E. Coyote style :)

[ThatKidWithThe6Pack]

If u so much as touch- FOOS

[TheOneKaslay]

5:32

You Owned that bed, Criken. :3

[beNNe152]

what quest is that at 04:50 ? anybody know?

[Alrold]

@beNNe152 not a quest it is happens when you arrive to solitude first time . May be yo can save the guy but I just look.

[arkki112]

yay @ skyrim and criken

[fwaggylover]

5:53 with the volume down pretty low because I'm up later than the rest of my family.

Me: wait, wut? o_O

*pauses video, finds headphones and plugs them in, scrolls back to watch that part again...*

OH WHAT THE FUUUUU

[alexbonk1000]

INVISIBLE KID!!! BEST SONG EVER!

[mackannr001]

How to fast travel with style: 7:14 XD

[AzureDragoonGX]

@Criken If you want your horse to not die, you might consider getting Shadowmere!

[kitkatisback2000]

may your million other horses live in peace

[kitkatisback2000]

omg vids so funny lol

[Crowbars357]

@liquidmojo theyre from PETA

[shizzlebizzfizz]

That whole scene at 1:30 had me in tears

[dimitar4y]

I laughed s ohard xD

[liquidmojo]

64 people are part of the "People for the Ethical Treatment of Horses"...

[narutoresangan]

what spell at 07:23?

[SidThePilot]

@narutoresangan He cast a firebolt, but that spell around him, you get from J'Zargo's quest I believe. You get some scrolls that damage undead, put a wall of fire around you, hurting anything that gets close..including followers.

[narutoresangan]

@SidThePilot cool cool, now, i'm in whiterun...after the dragon battle, so should i buy spells from the mage there? thanks :)

[AzureDragoonGX]

@narutoresangan If you wish to be a mage, get all you can from Farengar, then take a carriage to winterhold

[AzureDragoonGX]

@SidThePilot You can also get them as permanent spells, and the super secret item (I wont say what it is) can also do that :)

[KeliikoaMiller]

but shes NAWT kind :[ SHES TERRIBUL TUH ALL OF US D;

damn you skyrim for putting an arrow to my knee.

[MrLAYBS]

you release me, and i promise my associates will AAAAAAAGGHHHHRGHR

[TheChikanika]

Part 4? pleeeasse?

[TheEarthsLittleAngel]

YOUR NAWT TERRIBUL TO AUH OF US.

[guitargenuis1]

10:50 Sounds like those indian ppl that keep ringing my house for us to buy there shitty broadband XD

[loganator83]

where were you for the ceiling boy?

[Lsirs]

Dude, you earned a subscriber.

[Lsirs]

Oh god, this video is hillarious at so many levels.

[josephtivan]

GOT THE FLEETESTE

[Roffzoff]

@josephtivan I was an adventurer like you. Then I got the feeteste...

[Watch4erik]

My wife thought I was having a heart attack, I was laughing so loud.

[arachnophilegrrl]

Oh yes, who of us didn't hit sleeping Pelagius several times the first time?

[SerinaLachance]

Fenris Voice: "I'm getting out of here."

WAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOUGH! >:U

[AFanOfTf2]

what is the face at :50?

[ricopower14]

@AFanOfTf2 the * okay* meme

[N8RZZZ]

I fkn lol'd when you stole the golden claw back X'D, HAHAHAHA, and killed by a hanging pan?!?!

oh and the funniest glitch that happened to me, I was in the Dwarven place in Markarth and I did the Whirlwind sprint accidentally standing in a corner and ended up in a locked up space and had to pick my way out =P

But holy fuckin awesome video dude! =D

[warkiller5]

i love your vids

[MegaNanoninja]

lol flying from giant 10 yrs later & ur still up there

[zombiemodder247]

R.I.P second horse

[MissSaxophone3]

2:40 is the best part!

[JustGonnaLiveMyLife]

I have a terribly stiff neck right now, and it literally pains me to laugh this hard but I can't stop watching XD

[FabiformFX]

i am now a satellite xDD

[Blaze27X]

10:55

*just bought new horse*

Dragon Lands

"OH COME ON"

[TommyGunner998]

*softly touches tree*

deuuugh D;

xD

[MrSmashingcool]

LOL dont let my sister do anything FOOLISH *has a bucket on his head* LOL

[KoopaTroopaGreen]

Wonders at the possibilities.

[captvimes]

I got caught by a ceiling conversation while swimming/drowning in Riften harbour.....yes ill ..glug glugh....take the glug lexicon .....arrrghhhh

[TheShadedmisery]

LMAO at Pelagius getting punched.

[AzureDragoonGX]

@TheShadedmisery Pelagius: I'll leht ya leve... tis tihme >:L

*spelt on purpose*

[abacongirl]

ah, so I'm not the only one who just randomly abuses carts.

[CrystalClearGaming22]

my wife died.. it wont be the same without her..

wait what?

HERMANPRHODITE ALERT.

[ARTicWeather]

May your road lead you to warm sands.

[TheLolmaster911]

dude we have to play sometime mai steam name is Nobody911

[jakenblat]

how do you pick stuff up and put it on peoples heads?

[Looking4ABoxToLive]

@jakenblat I think you press F... goto controls on the the options menu, there should be a "Grab" key, which is used for that.

[captvimes]

@jakenblat hold down the pick up key

[MREPEOPLE]

LOL! I IMMEDIATELY killed Vasha too! I hated him so much....

[TheSlimmy129]

HOw do you move stuff in skyrim

[jaconi01]

I'll gladly kill you MYSELF.. Yaaahhh ;~; xD



[guitargenuis1]

"Evasive Maneuvers!"

*Runs towards the Giants and Mammoth* 

[HariVIyer]

YEAAAH! >:D

Whatever you need..

whatyouthink YOU'RE DOING?!

I laugh every time

[jaconi01]

@HariVIyer Why you little- A Dragon?? xD

[PRoJecTxDeMoNzZ]

To laggy fur ma liking

[xxGAMERxxMatrixxx]

The dislike bar must have 100 sneak because I sure as hell cant find it.