The Sopranos - Talking out of turn

[PappeH]

Fuck Janice.

[DaleRobby]

"i gotta unfuck what you just fucked up!" Too funny, usually I don't like so much swearing but The Sopranos don't curse frivolously, it always has a point and makes a statement about the character speaking.

[clayp72]

3:02 reminds me of some of the ass chewings I got in the car from my Dad growing up.

[ndileonardo]

You have to appreciate how stupid tony is though, keeping Christopher around for all those years. He was his largest liability and he just couldn't bring himself to whack him.

[stopthemadness99]

"Keep ya ears open, and ya mouth shut!"

Good advice for everyone to take more often.

[piratebri]

@stopthemadness99 dude I live by that... you can learn a hell of a lot more by listening than by talking. you'd be surprised how much dirt i got on people, and I sleep like a baby knowing that no one has shit on me. good on ya if you live by it too

[bazil83]

The way Tony looks at Vito when he passes the bread. Priceless.

[snowstormcan]

why are lesbian shows and whores disgusting?

[Antrizzle2009]

@snowstormcan John isn't into all that. He's faithful to his wife. Old fashioned.

[my89tube]

LMAO I love how crissy realizes he fucked up at 2:46 and just sips his water like an asshole

[RelativistSlayer]

... you mean he's dead?

[juju52291]

for a bunch of macho guys they sure get emotional easily. it's like dealing with a girl on her period.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

LOL Tony should have just snuffed him then and there. I loved Chrissy's character, but man, what a shitload of baggage he brought with him.

[06hatter]

Lesbian show! Whores! Fuckin disgusting!

[mattkindred13]

"Lay off the Snapple" is the line of the century...

[unclebud99]

start to finish, Christopher was such a screw up.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol i love bobby junior "can janice go and we stay here?"

[Adpotter81]

Lesbian shows, whores, fuckin disgusting .... lol!

[roborat91]

watch the pope of greenwich village.youl see a lot of the dialogue and settings sre from.

[Trinder3467]

Tony is like a kid. "He's fucking dead to me". Like Bobby should actually give a shit about it.

[BigOldMrKnish]

tony was a good boss!

[Imlegallyretarded]

@BigOldMrKnish Nah Tony was an obese middle aged man with lots of personal problems, but none the less a great actor. I think Johnny Sack is one of the best "MOBSTERS" on the show. Easily was a better godfather than Tony.

[J0k3r4U]

Hey what car was Tony driving in here? Anyone know?

[Dabs84]

@J0k3r4U

Cadillac Escalade GMT 800.

[J0k3r4U]

@Dabs84 Thank you my man!

:-)

[J0k3r4U]

That guy in the restaurant was WOW!!! JUST WOW!!!

:O

[bfoaliali]

I didnt say anything Tony- haha vito

[guasto47]

janice is hot to me. i'd tear dat ass up real good.

[tonypanz]

Lesbian shows, whores, fuckin disgusting! lmao

[CRAZYJ10ify]

*Junior Escaped*lol

[psytimenero]

any body know where to watch the episodes online FOR FREE

[stainedjuanito]

@psytimenero pirate bay

[AngstFisch]

@DOLLARCRISIS Mr. Broomstick Up His Ass

[birdd30]

what 2 jerk offs dislike this scene

[J0k3r4U]

@birdd30 This has got to be the best Sopranos scene ever. Partly because of Frank Vincen't presence. That scene in the restaurant is just WOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O

[CertifiedGooner729]

One of the many "Christopher fuck ups" throughout the series.

[bazil83]

The look Tony gives Vito when he passes the bread is utterly priceless. One of the reasons Gandolfini was perfect for the role.

[79Testo]

who's got more money supposedly: Johnny Sack or Tony in this series?

[Oallright]

@79Testo I would say Tony, because there are 5 families in NY and one in Jersey.

[Antrizzle2009]

@Oallright Not necessarily. You could make the argument that each NY family was bigger and more lucrative than the Jersey family. They all were older and more established.

[beatarmy22]

@Antrizzle2009 actually the Jersey family is the oldest in the U.S.

[havik206]

@beatarmy22 i heard it was the new orleans family

[tonypanz]

@79Testo  I say Johnny Sac obviously

[CrociatoAzzurro]

I've always wanted Tony's rightone.

[tusepagliacco]

I swear Chris was one of the stupidest muthafu***s on this show.

[tusepagliacco]

@DOLLARCRISIS I love how he says that. It shows a classyness to him. I'd want to be a mobster like him haha

[hearts76100]

as im not american............what the fuck is snapple???

[simmy0987]

@hearts76100 fruit drink. 

[redtrek524]

@hearts76100 sweetened iced tea

[brothertee1017]

...and you, lay off the Snapple.

[79Testo]

Was "Johnny Sac" supposedly a richer mob boss compared to Tony?

Wasin't Johnny Sac the mob boss of New York, that is bigger territory than New Jersey...it would make sense to me Jonny sac would be richer.

[samdogmc12]

@79Testo most people would assume johnny was richer but who knows? having a bigger territory means johnny would have received more pfofits from shake downs, brothels, gambling etc... but when it comes to the big pies? who knows who's got which finger where?

[havik206]

@79Testo remember there is more than one family in NYC all of em are chasing the same nickel so having the supposed bigger and more prestigious territory does not necessarily equal more profit, and also in real life along with a homegrown jersey mob every NYC family also has a jersey crew it is stil a very profitable territory.

[juliocesar24]

@DOLLARCRISIS the sopranos where always right...fucking disgusting shows...

[19watcher91]

"give me a piece of bread" !!

thats why the sopranos are so successful...they are just so damn realistic !!!

[Mrgyn]

And YOU... Lay of the Snapple.

[Pentagon1311]

I love how Chris tries to say something at 3:15 but decides against it :)

[J0k3r4U]

@Pentagon1311 Lol He shoulda done that in the restaurant!

xD

[ublec15]

@Pentagon1311 he didn't say it like the way you wrote it!

[C0LL1N]

haha wow as far as Tony getting mad goes, Chris got off easy, he didn't even get punched!

[MrDenizen]

Haha stupid camel nosed fuck. Got to love Johnny Sac's reaction to Chris speaking to him.

[Udderman]

And you lay off the snapple

[Mrgyn]

@Udderman

I wrote it better.

[noigraud]

little carmine pressed dislike

[MIKESOWELL]

@noigraud LOL

[CrociatoAzzurro]

Bobby's such a good father.

[darthxaos]

Christopher was such a fuckup

[whatitis117]

Johnny Sack's old lady's ass has its own area code.

[CrociatoAzzurro]

@whatitis117

the actress that played her died about 6 weeks ago.

[nardo363636]

bobby jr. sure lovess his snapple.

[647416]

honestly johnny sacks funniest scene

[sheebox]

"now i gotta unfuk what you just fuked up, and do something nice for johnny......LIKE WHAT!!! WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!!!!!".........epic quote

[lekkerereet]

@sheebox one of the best if not the best

[DeviousTelevision]

Janice was always such a cunt.

[Dilly5]

The way Johnny looks at Tony with disgust at 2:54...Great acting.

[mattkindred13]

"Lay of the Snapple!"

[rhodeislandbob]

nice



[MittRomneyForPrez08]

This scene says A LOT about the families. John is giving them a contract, and the meeting is tense. Notice who Tony and John bring to the meeting. Joey Peeps and Chris, their two proteges. Because who can you trust better than your apprentice? Although they get to be present, they're still soldiers, and as Tony says, can't talk out of turn.

Then notice how Vito is there. We can assume it's a privilege of running the top crew. Tony hated Ralphie, but Ralphie still came to business meetings.

[Tobeyonehello]

haha Vito tries to give Tony the bread, Tony looks at him like i didnt actually want bread idiot, and vito puts it back down LOL

[eggsandwich8885]

I have to un-fuck, what you just fucked up! lol!

[eyedea81]

did vito say "he didn't say nothin'" or " i didn't say nothin'"?

[TheHondaduner]

can janice go and we stay here lol

[Midnightrambler3760]

2:15......."Water over the dale"

I love when these guys try to use an expression that makes absolutely no sense

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@Midnightrambler3760 he said "water over the dam" which does make sense you dipshit, but yeah I agree sometimes they do say some idiotic things

[Midnightrambler3760]

@TheWackadooFuckhead  He said dale.

Anyway, given the context even "water over the dam" does not make sense.

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@Midnightrambler3760 listen motherfucker, I have the official dvd and on the subtitles it says "water over the DAM", so HBO must be wrong too right?

and the expression 'water over the dam' means, in context to this situation, that its happened and you cant change whats already happened ie water over the dam ie the past and johnny and carmines friendship

tony is clearly trying to stay out of the situation in the simplest way possible

now thank you and good night, beeatch

[Midnightrambler3760]

@TheWackadooFuckhead I have the official script and it reads 'Water over the Dale"

And in context to being in the past the phrase would be "Water under the bridge"

So good night to you, you ignorant, uneducated beeatch

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@Midnightrambler3760 "I have the official script"

I have now officially experienced what its like to argue on youtube with a retarded bullshit artist

I suggest you take your ramblings to some lady gaga video, tell people she's your sister, honestly they'll believe you

[Midnightrambler3760]

@TheWackadooFuckhead Typical reaction I can expect from a retard who has been exposed as incorrect. It is OK, you'll get over it.

You should get out and get an education instead of spending your afternoon's masturbating into your sister's panty drawer.

[DeLenoy]

LOL! The Way Johnny looks at Tony..can't control your men?

[mcintomney1988]

If I wanted to worry about Florida, I'd move to fucking Miami!!!!

[mcintomney1988]

If I wanted to live in Florida, I'd move to fucking Miami!!!!

[Biggieman2k6]

And you, lay off the Snapple~!!! LMFAO~!!!

[rottweilerdog10]

Tony - "Now i gotta un-fuck what you just fucked up!!!"

[RichyJA]

Italians especially Sicilians are big on people who talk to much learn when to speak and what to say

[Midnightrambler3760]

@RichyJA The irish say....."You have two ears but an unready tongue"

[revxxxxxxx]

Unfuck what you just fucked up. Awesome.

[TheHappydead]

johnny sac is a motherless cunt

[alexandreleverrier]

"you mean he's dead" lulz

[Death929]

I love how Johnny Sac is portrayed in this series, he seems like a very layed in the cut kinda guy, but say one thing wrong and BOOM! new pair of cement shoes

[hoopsheavenpa]

I LOVE IT!

[brack909]

Thanks for uploading this DTDB1225. It's well tidy.

[TheDuesy]

Johnny Sack was born with those bags under his eyes and 30 years of stress.. serious

[NewsMan580]

"I didnt say nothin, Ton." Way to cover your ass Vito.

[MurphGiovanni]

@NewsMan580 no, vito said "HE didn't say nothin' ton"...he was defending chrissy

[dontleademsomuch]

he's fuckin dead to me! - tony's catchphrase

[rottweilerdog10]

HAHAHAH!! i gotta un-fuck what you just fucked up!! hahah! awesomeness!!

[OriginalScoreMusic]

So keep your ears open and your mouth shut!

[RhinierZ]

Christopher absolutely never had the brains or the discipline to be a major player. That's why Tony killed him, he was an endless disappointment to the crew. Great character though!

[NC403Firefighter]

Haha I love when Vito tries to give Tony a piece of bread and Tony gives him that look lol

[afterapplepicking]

I always despised Janice. There was just always something about her that I despised.

[rottweilerdog10]

@afterapplepicking coz shes fat and ugly

[NephilimRomance]

@afterapplepicking Janice was a selfish, manipulative, flaky phony who (when she wasn't pawning off her family responsibility onto Tony and bleeding him for money) was constantly in hysterics over some issue that was always the end of the world for her. All she did was piss and moan, bitch whine and groan. God I hate Janice.

[tonypanz]

@afterapplepicking I never liked her either. If u look at her deeds like scaring Bobbys kids, stealing the womans leg, trying to steal her moms and then Jr.s money, not to mention she too is a murdrer(Richie). She never one time in the whole series did an act of kindness without an agenda. All she ever did was sneak, plot, plan, lie, cheat, and steal for her own benefit. She was by far one of the biggest scumbags in the whole show.

[mahavishnuxc]

@tonypanz if i had to give this show a grade it would be 99%. that 1% was taken out for bringing janice's character back in season 3-up.

[tommyctgc]

@tonypanz  well put

[tonypanz]

@tommyctgc Thank you sir

[GamerOldSkool]

@tonypanz wow you just descibe the entire mafia

[sabbathtage25]

@afterapplepicking most of us feel that way, she's a trashy skank.

[Eestlaneonvisa]

@afterapplepicking Could it be that she's a fat annoying cunt?

[FallenFromGrace90]

Haha, Chrissy being scolded and sipping on water nervously.

[DoubleDizzle1]

"fuck him".. lol

[AlexTheRockingRabbi]

HaHa, Ton'y face when Vito offer's him bread.

[GoofyDaGreat90]

phillys just posted at the bar...

haha

[jaceklupl]

hollywood car? without rear view mirror?

[andreaus8669]

man i wish somebody killed that bitch janice

[5mithNwe55on]

it wasn't long ago that you used to wait in the car LOL

[mindhead]

Cant remember why Tony was mad at Junior. This is before he shoots him, oh well he's always mad at Junior

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

cos junior kept insulting him at a family dinner basically saying he was too pussy to play football

[kanguesso]

So tony was afraid people would know he wasn't so tough growing up is that the deal?

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

yea well hes not only the boss but hes a big strong tough guy as well and for junior to dismiss his athletic ability and say he couldnt even play high school football was an attack on his masculinity

[kanguesso]

So junior was infact deliberately attacking tony's masculinity. I get it now.

[chgojack1]

@mindhead well jr did try and have tony whacked. he only kept him around to stand trial as the boss

[chicago6584]

What an astoundingly talented cast

[judaspriest793]

Water over the Dam

[olliespike2]

Its the only weak storyline in the Sopranos history.Tony should have ( and in real life, would have) shot Chris in series 2....it actually became annoying for me to watch..

[r3nzz0]

@olliespike2 why? cause chris hit adriana? or messed up webistics? why dont you blow your nephews brains out when he deletes your world of warcraft characters? not so easy is it...

[StyrbjornStarke]

Gimme some bread huh

[zcrosby]

The old mobsters are the biggest rat fucks on the show. Johnny, Phil, Junior, Paulie...they all got permanent sticks up their asses. If I were Tony I'd whack every mobster older than 60.

also I love talking like a mobster. The best insult I know is "you fuck", or "you fat fuck".

[MikefromMadrid]

are you some sort of retard?

[RichyJA]

@zcrosby mobster talk huh? Don't do that you don't ever want to do that you fuckin hump

[lp32862]

Large fat fuck to small fat fuck....And you, layoff the snapple. LOL

[AldoBorelli]

Lmao. Vito handin the bread. Lol.

[GlennShook]

Chrissy was the man but kinda stupid sometimes.

[theporksicle]

I must say the more I watch the show I realise Tony calling Johnny Sack a 'voice of moderation' was wholly inaccurate.

He throws temper tantrums periodically, possibly strategically, but even so he's far from cool-headed.

[DeLenoy]

@theporksicle Yes he gets (Johhny Sack) to emotional involved and he shows it.

Probably one of the reason Tony like him, other reasons to respect Johhny was his high intelligent and still traditional.

Johnny rules...

[jTunez]

johnny sack's the most intimidating lookin/sounding guy on this show..hes very subtle but dangerous

[Weslo2]

@jTunez Johnny Sack, Furio, and Feech were the 3 most intimidating characters on this show

Johnny with his facial expressions, Furio with his badass beat downs, Feech was just absolutely nuts, best example is when he tells his prison story, or argues with Paulie over the gardeners

[Manolobartolo]

@Weslo2

Youre right about the 3 but you missed one that could replace Furio, RICHIE APRILEs crazyy eyes!!

[Weslo2]

@Manolobartolo yes good call!

actually I agree Richie replaces Furio completely because there are more scenes with Richie

including the classic

"dont stare at me with those manson lamps"

line.... completely classic

[cartonhead]

tony does some heavy ass nose breathing when he's pissed

[pisar66]

"Now I gotta un-fuck what you just fucked up!!" LOL!!!

[ChristsArmy777]

I love it when Tony gets Pissed Off!

[Jole2233]

Keep your ears open and YOUR MOUTH SHUTT!!!!!! Classssicccc....Love it..

[willia3r]

Chrissy can be a real idiot sometimes...

[zta]

"keep yo ears open and yo mouth shut!!"

[johnnyamorrison]

i saw this eppy

[ganspernanthy]

" i remember when you use to wait in the car" Tony " now i gotta unfuck what you fucked up!"

[fjtease]

He's lucky he was even at the table first of all...then he ignores the "have some bread" suggestion...WOW! If that's your kid you know your smacking him in the car...LOL!

[ZeropointZero70]

And you smack him in tha mouth too! LOL!

[highwind8124]

"I'm sorry, T"

Shut the fuck up! Sorry for what? Sorry for blatantly disobeying what he explicitly told you? It was a simple fucking order.

[3of11]

mafia: give me a piece of bread huh

english translation: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP NOW

[estoyaqui85]

Johnny FUCKING Sacks!

[headlesscorpse666]

lay off the snapple

[AlexTheRockingRabbi]

ha tonys face when vito offers him bread :)

[iomix]

lmao, yo there were so many parts that were funny in this clip, I think when Phil turned around takes

[DTDB1225]

i love that chris tries to say something at 3:16 and then decides against it

[lupesoprano]

lol lol lol that was HILARIOUS

[mrscovil]

@DTDB1225 haha! yea that is great, almost over acted.

[mahavishnuxc]

@DTDB1225 he learned his lesson....lets hope he wont forget it.

[StyrbjornStarke]

Give me a piece of bread huh...

[cracker6910]

HA that was great! johnny (gotti) sack has the best lines on the whole damn show.

[DeLenoy]

@cracker6910 I agree with ya..100%

[XOneirokritikosX]

"I remember it wasn't so long ago you used to wait in the car. And as far as I'm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THEEEERE!."

lol

[tthomaselli2]

"You clam up.".

[assWompingMadNess]

hahahaha johnny showed that bitch his place hahahhahha

[tonygmilan7]

3:02 - 3:08 is the best