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  • so much for "down" being true....

  • That's Dave chapell acting as tyrome biggims

  • LoL 1:30 a black guy with crack on his lips LoL

  • :O he said supplies instead of suppries at 1:02!

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  • wonder what north korea said

  • smack  A BITCH

  • 1:22 Kim Jong Il

  • Open sesame...seed chicken

  • i hate this song

    -filipino

  • @internetexplorer53 your a bitch

    -your mom

  • How the hell did this video ever get flagged down? I've seen a lot of things on this site, but one thing I've never seen is an asian person get offended.

  • 1022 bitches got smacked because DJ Not Nice had to tell them twice

  • that girl at 0:55 is cute 0.0

    

  • COOL and were did you get those funny pics?!

  • Now this a fucking funny video and im half asian i couldn't stop laughing from start to finish

  • I Approve of this video. -ASIAN STAMP OF APPROVAL- Chinese man finds this sh*t FUNNY

  • 1022 who discraced theire fathers they didnt enter a vagina

  • 1022 dislikes that means 1022 player haters

    

  • Not even offended. This is the funniest sht ever.

  • 青昌冲

  • I am. 

  • 1,021 people had there villages invaded

  • I wanted to show my friend this but then I remembered he's black......

  • i pay $10 cash for black belt

  • I'm asian and I find this fucking hilarious

  • and thus the legend is born

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011~ :D

  • @glencoco14 you're a dumbass

  • @glencoco14 too bad its 2012 mkay. chow asi yiyiyi

  • I cook my black eye peas while the black pees lmao

  • I love this vid lol

  • So wrong but very funny

  • harro remember me? heheheheeehhe

  • i be like ninja please

  • OMG IT's MY FIRST TIME SEING THIS.........CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • Rucka Rucka Ali the underground hero

  • ROFL

  • Lol

    

  • I have disgraced my fader fuwr evewry vagina I have nawt entered, by force.

    Open sesame

    Seed chicken

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  • 1,011 people are ching chang chong lol :)

  • I WANNA TANK DICK

  • Funny het inappropriate

  • 01:46 cannon Penis :-)

  • Kin John il died or what Ever the fuck his name is

  • 1:22 kim Jong il

  • Any one that thinks this is gay go kill ur self!!!!!

  • @3:11 is a awkward momment

  • alliiiiii

  • Rucka Rucka for President of the United States

  • @nvize1 i agree

  • @nvize1 hell yes

  • @nvize1 If we had rucka rucka ali china would be gone ._.

  • Racist :)

  • U want Black Belt.... $10 CASH... NO TICKET.. NO LAUNDRY!!

  • we can watch this video now without fear because kim jong il is dead!!!! Joy to the world that kim jong il is dead!!!!!

  • Im offensive, and i find this song asian!!

  • HAHA ASIANS

  • OPEN SESAMI LOOOOOOOOL 3:06

  • DON't HATE APPWRCIATE I'm AN ASIAN ASIAN PERSUDAISN

  • I'm half Asian ... But that shit was fucking hilarious . xD

  • Rucka's dick i meen

  • All you haters can go suck Ruck's dick for one dowar !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this video makes me proud to be ASIAN

  • 2:45 Herro Remember Me?

  • As soon as i see Bin Laden ....... Obama what you did to him ?

  • LOL I L=LOVE RUCKA'S SONGS THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

  • FUNNY! lolz, not 4 kids though... :/

  • Thumbs up so rucka can see this

    YOU NEED TO MAKE A SONG ABOUT KIM JONG DEAD!!

  • Americans are funny

  • what the crackhead dudes name the one with a red hat and white lips?

  • I'm Half Hmong, and I'm offended....NOT! My Grandpa work for the CIA and now I'm in america. Of course, I have to admit, my other grandpa denied the Holocaust (but not the war), so I guess I'm on equal ground (i'm not racist, and I'm against fascism and communism).

  • it's not "hello" it is "herro" and u should know that...

  • Chinese guy: it was the Japanese

    Japanese grandpa: herro remember me!

    Lol

  • Lol the only way you can know that is

    1.your asain

    2.your gay

  • 2:23, asian chicks actin' like american chicks. wierd...

  • My name is zach and I like old men

  • Thumbs up if you think they should make a Rucka Rucka Ali vevo :D

  • @GLUGSTER1 yer, and then we have ads before each video nd all the other problems with vevo :/

  • @alannalaalan3 If he had a vevo we could find all hes offical vids and if there comes a add it vil be like 10 sec send me a link to a song with vevo with ads :)

  • @GLUGSTER1 he had a channel and they took it down so i don't think they will let him have a vevo

  • @SuperComputerdork If they made a vevo they would stop deleting hes vids it would be a sign of that they finnaly accept hes songs :D

  • @GLUGSTER1 No FUCK THAT he would get censored then...

  • @rfhaifley Maybe but if they made a vevo for him they would stop deleting hes vids :D

  • @GLUGSTER1 hell no that would be terrible they would censor the whole song

  • @GLUGSTER1 sorry but no one likes vevo! vevo is a hunk of crap!

  • @GLUGSTER1 lol we could just make one called RuckaRuckaAliVEVO and just have us fans upload it, if we have around 100 uploaders of his videos, they'd probably get the message and unblock his videos he's uploaded himself, its actually kind of sad how flag and unblock his videos because they say he's racist. Guess nobody can take a joke

  • @HumanDynamite777 That would be Okay but then hes vids would get removed again if youtube made a vevo it would mean that they finnaly figured out its just jokes :D

  • @GLUGSTER1 It would all be censored :\

  • @bonenlightsclocak dident think of that xD

  • @GLUGSTER1 (LAWSUIT LAWSUIT LAWSUIT LAWSUIT LAWSUIT LAWSUIT) Lolwut?

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  • @GLUGSTER1 Hell no thats a completely idiotic idea seeing as how vevo censors everything.

    Maybe if vevo didn't censor everything that would be a great idea but that will never happen.

  • @GLUGSTER1 And Censor the whole video? okay.

  • @GLUGSTER1 Fuck. THAT. Lets NOT let Vevo's corporate greed corrupt Rucka Rucka Ali's excellence.

  • @GLUGSTER1 You didn't hear? youtube gave up their just age-restricting them now

  • @GLUGSTER1 they would censor it then D: it wouldnt be the same thing D:

  • @GLUGSTER1 no because every 3 seconds they would cut out a word

  • @GLUGSTER1 Thats a good idea but all the vevos are clean music they edit all the good shit so his songs will be like ----- ------ ---- ---

  • he is so funny

  • Who are the 2 fat guys at the end

  • OMG i use to sing the ching chang chong when i see a chinice guy

    

  • funny song but he really dosnt know what he's talling about lmao

  • R.I.P. Kim Jong Il

  • @December2919 Lol, R.I.P.?

  • @BurreezyHD Rest In Poop

  • @December2919 R.I.P.? That fucker threatened to nuke the West coast on the 4th of July. fuck him.

  • Filipino sluts? Aw. That's messed up

  • sometimes when i'm alone i like to lather my butt in honey, wear a box, and then act like i'm a snail.

  • @railman2015 LOL that made me crack up... xD

  • @railman2015 Wow that's rather peculiar.

  • LOL

  • i didn't know he died!!

  • LOL

  • I watched this in celebration of Kim Jong-il's death. Woot!

  • @dragongarud74 wtf????

  • R.I.P Kim Jong-il

  • Kim is dead THANK YOU!!!!!!! HES FINNALY DEAAAAD!

  • I did the Ching Chang Chong till I took an arrow to the knee.  o_o

  • Watched this in my living room and looked at tge news at Kim Jong Ill died o_o

  • KIM JONG ILL IS DEAD

  • cant believe this guy actually died

  • i came here to make a joke about his death but then i thook an arrow to the knee.

  • anyone else think he should be DJ Fried Rice instead of Not Nice?

  • My first thoughts when i found out Kim Jung il died:

    "Rucka got his revenge!"

  • @Abdulahhasabigdick samesssssssssssssssss

  • @Abdulahhasabigdick so true

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  • 2:32 i remember that movie! lol

  • U think I'm Chinese?

    I be like "Ninja, please"

  • Better than boom boom pow

  • Best song ever :)

  • o___________________________o

  • Youtube take my number one video down :/

  • She broke my heart, i broke her jaw! xD

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  • 1:18 Gave me a boner

  • @Stupidideahead1 first i think you met 1:20... and you have the maturity of a squirrel. you got a boner from an Asian in a bikini. congrats. Now we know how much you're getting.

  • Lol, im asian and i find this really funny,

    If you don't have a sense of humor about your self or your country

    then you may aswell be a racist yourself.

    TROLOLOL!

  • 1,003 FUCKED WHIT VIET KONG!

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  • lol

    

  • Lol I love dis song

  • JK

    

  • YOU SUCK ASS

    

  • 1001 peoper talk rike ching chang chong :)

  • my dog ate my homework

    so i ate my dog

  • It says "I tell the back guy peace"

    Not "Black guy peace"

    :O

  • iPad 2 is waiting for you: goo.gl\8ONjl

  • my reaction: O_o wait...what did i just watch?

  • 1234buckeyefan what u talkin about they all have small penises

  • 1,001 ppl have small penises cause there Asian

  • HERROR PREASE 

  • a joke related to asians,

    a black guy a white guy, and an asian goto a club,

    the bouncer stops them and says your dicks must equal 16inches

    The white guy steps up and has 6 inches

    The black guy steps up and has 9 inches..

    they only need one more inch, the asian does it, he has 1 inch.

    They get in the club and are dancing. The black guy is like thank god I have such a big dick, the white guy is like yea me too, the asian guy says thank god I had a boner

  • @subtector Lmfaooo!

  • @subtector LOL

  • @subtector I'm glad I'm 1/3 white. So I guess you can say I'm an Asian with average size penis :D

  • @johnsnake71 Well if you got a average sized penis you're not asian!

  • @subtector But I'm 2/3 Asian!

  • @johnsnake71 Doesnt matter lols asians have no dick

  • He needs to make 1 teasing new zealand

    If there is sum1 please let me know

  • wow

    

  • wtf is a rucka rucka ali lol

  • @skiingbeerpig

    its the guy who sings these songs

  • I'm asian and I know it

  • i disgrace my father for every vagina i have not entered......by force

  • l0l puase an press 7

  • IMPOSSIBRU!!!

  • Type in "Rucka steals pizza" it's short and funny

  • Type in "Rucka steals pizza" it's short and funny

  • I have disgraced my father for every vagina I have not entered... By force

  • ausome

  • btw: i'm japanese... sooo... うぇlこめ とてぇほうせおfdらこまlごyいほぺようえんじょってぇほっり­blyでこrぉゔぇ。であこまlふぉy!!!!

  • @demm1999 私は全く分からないあなたが言ったことがある XD

  • i love how hr is getting ninjas from japan congused with... whatever good comes out of china :) haha jk i love u china. well,

    さよなら!!!!

  • ninja please xD

  • herro me no speaka engrish lol