Mr. Birchum calls the Country Club

[nikkosk]

u couldnt handle 3 tours with Air Supply you pussy!

[weirdocubs]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[cartman86332]

i love spanky ham

[trusessions]

IVE BEEN CUT...YOU SHOULD BE CUT TO

[cruzcdc]

forskin lol i lost my ball in my wife lol

[cartman86332]

this really fuckin brilliant.

[1ptate]

"Fox trotting and bunny hopping thru life"

[worgenization]

you couldn't handle 3 tours with Air Supply you pussy!

[napag14]

All of the Birchums were GOLD standard of Crank Yankers. My favorite Birchum scenes were the Big Brother, he needs Native American kid for his gutters and Black kid to enforce. And the get his Wife on a horse episode, "i just bring extra bullets if my wife gets hurt"

[lisquidsnake]

I don't know...something about the line "Take him out with piano wire. Like a hawk I swoop and down and take out my prey!" Cracks me up. Nice one Aceman!

[Nervousification]

That picture scares me...

[MrGrevy]

How dare you attack me

[Mooktastik30]

circumsized? I'm cut and you should be too.

lmao

[regirocksregi]

"i'll buy you a beer"

[YaWantTaters]

I was taking a drink right in the middle of: "If I'm circumsized or not doesn't have anything to do with your leg." and I almost did a beverage spray from the abrupt onset of hilarity!! This show was too funny. They should have kept doing more episodes... or, do they? WonderShowzen was another one they should have kept going and making more of.

That guy he was pranking sounded like he wanted him to go there so he could kick Corolla's character's ass... too funny aw hell it broke my funny!

[glassstatue]

@deanfaust It's symbolic and honors Jesus

[xboxfanboy233]

Baron Von smartass

[avprox777]

foxtrottin and bunnyhoppin

[bobzeda]

This is one of the best 'cause the kid he calls goes along with it. It's funny as hell.

[kooch555]

Its the right one !!!...Adam is a comic genius...

[armorarmylt]

"you're lying there in a rice paddy in da nang saying 'oh fudge' my leg is gone"

[hjmcgill]

@armorarmylt

don't forget... "with a bloody stump...

[SSSuperSwexi]

itz mi lucky leg,,,,,,haha

[tennisboy20ify]

Probably working on a laundry ship, pussy.

[SSSuperSwexi]

@tennisboy20ify ok thatz  enough when u talk about mi father thatz when i find kick yo ass n break yo other damn leg,,,,,lol fav. part

[SSSuperSwexi]

@tennisboy20ify ok thatz enough when u talk about mi father thatz when i find u kick yo ass n break yo other damn leg,,,,,lol fav. part

[LemonNation]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK.

[ouluvme2]

Where's the videos?? Not just the audio?

[dizzytrill]

25 PE0PLE H0W DARE Y0U!!!

[Bsxe]

lmao funny shit!

[SteelHammer5000]

LOL WOW, PUSSY.

[angeltosome]

"Gosh darn it, my leg's gone."

[iloathehaters]

HAHA

[chaosrocks08]

At least you didn't lose your penis.... ZING!!

[revjection]

Spanky Ham!!!!!

[fishandfestival]

Birchum is one of my favourite characters...This prank was excellent and extremely funny...Adam really gets into this character..."Circumcized?"...T­hat's the funniest line ever..."At least you didn't lose your penis"...That was a good line too..."You couldn't handle three tours with Air Supply"...Adam is very quick-witted.

[deanfaust]

@fishandfestival Ive been cut you should be cut too! My leg is gone your foreskin is nothing. How dare you! How dare you Sir. Im a christian, a veteran and an AMERICAN

[TanukiCoast]

these christians are too damn funny "i'ma gun fly dayun 'n break yur uther leg" XD

[deanfaust]

@TanukiCoast Christianity is so funny. Some of them pretend to eat the body and blood of their savior. What wingnuts, god bless em.

[shatwood]

@deanfaust

You mean Catholics and they don't pretend they are, they BELIEVE they are eating the body, and drinking the blood of Christ.

[YeddyBo]

"I'll take him out with a piano wire...Swoop down like a hawk".......

Love me some Birchum.

[Masheded999]

"goddamit kid, when you lose a leg you have a licence to cuss..."lmfao

[johnnycanales1]

This is almost as funny as Miracle Ear Crank Call

[thegov08]

your a good guy. circumcised?

sir?

circumcised?

[migkillertwo]

"yeah he comforted your wife while you were over there"

NICE!

[28081990ify]

how dare you use that lenguage in front of me!! lol

[aries1127]

lol awww poor kid, hope he didnt get in trouble for that call

[BamaChris]

"Fudge. Gosh Darnit, my leg's gone!!!" lol

[smoky281]

lmao!!!!!

[opethjay]

elmer is my favorite

[lucasdaman12]

take him out with piano wire

like a hawk i swoop down and take out my prey hahahahaa

[db420ful]

BRING BACK CRANK YANKERS!!!!!!!!!!

[mac777daddy]

@db420ful FUCK YES!

[razac15]

That's some funny shit

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Ill take him out with piano wire

[IrishLad09]

"and then ill buy you a beer"

[originaldanielsonv2]

ROFL!!!

[upsidedownside1]

You're lyin' there in a rice paddy in Danang with a bloody stump and you're goin fudge, gosh darn it, my legs gone!

[jhouse0970]

the kid on the phone did a pretty damn good job keeping his cool...

[dflywhy]

@jhouse0970 its a show retard haha

[jbond5150]

circumsized? LMAO

[jbond5150]

@jbond5150  probably blowing bob hope when he rolled into town with the USO show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[m4strJ]

"my leg, its gone ur foreskins nuthin" way 2 funny loool

[undeadchicken24]

omfg i want to see the accual video this still photo shit sux

[Justin8806]

fox trotting and bunny hoppin through your life!

[buttlord123]

If this call is real, they were both hilarious

[jauken83]

Now I know where Bald Bryan got his "the cussing can stop" drop from. Great call.

[WolfataDoor]

"You couldn't handle 3 tours with Air Supply you pussy"

Genius.

[pwnerguy123]

I like he calls him everyname and says one curse word and thats when he gets mad lol

[stdavross666]

and then ill buy you a beer

[arenetv]

"...It's the right one..!" .."How dare you? How dare you sir?.."

HIGH-larious

[hillwereim]

awesome

[r3mote]

crank yankers budget cuts

[cheeto37]

How come it's only pictures not the real thing

[metalhead8020]

baron von smart ass!

[Joecbg100]

So funny.

[Roo47]

lol i like how he says i will buy you a beer but that guy took pretty well then wont take shit about his dad

[4cellar2door0]

ROFLMAO.

*Like a HAWK I swoop down!*

[rudimnb]

a good look see

[uteruses]

ywa. kinda whack

[Tisha21946312]

This was classical!!! THANKS :)

[vallero29]

baron van smartaaaasss!! lol

[jammastermatt]

lmao!!!! circumcised?

[combatjack11]

104.1 it just rocks

[omarsuare]

"take him out with piano wire! like a hawk i swoop down and take out my prey"

hahaha

[Drifter305]

hey indyfan22k you are the most racist person i have ever seen. nam was one of the biggest wars for american freedom

[Blackhuak]

AMerican Freedom????? Are you serious? They went becuase the French fight comunism becuase the french were getting beat out. How is that a fight for American freedom? History lessons?

[00RSZEX]

the american government is terrified of any other form of ruling class but democracies. shame.

[Blackhuak]

Well communism/facism has proven that it doesn't work, do you suggest something else? Perhaps a society when no one is equal and only a certain minority have right?

[00RSZEX]

Communism is great on paper. however flawed, and that is why so many nations have failed. but what job is it of ours to judge? and btw, are you saying China isnt successful?

[Blackhuak]

China is not completly communist. They have multibillion dollar capitalist corpporations there. They also have chinese billionaires. That defies communism to the dot. No one person may be above or better then the next.

[00RSZEX]

I agree completely. However, their government is recognized as communist. The name of the country IS the Communist Republic of China. Its not a true communism but a republic...much like us, but built to take care of the people fairly...unlike us.

[Blackhuak]

Theoretically their suppose to take care of their people, in reality they don't. They don't get as much attention as the US but they have a horrible system. Many people are starving and live miles away from hospitals/doctors. Many poor people living below the poverty system which also defies many if not all communist beliefs.

[00RSZEX]

true but those people are those that refuse technological advancements as well.  they choose to be that way. living in villages instead of cities and practicing the old ways instead of modern times. kinda like the ahmish.

[Blackhuak]

True but many are uneducated, a communist system that isn't really a pure communist system is that of Cuba where they have amongst the highest literacy rates in the world, still there is a difference in classes.

[Tzler]

True.

[Scroopulous]

communism is not great on paper... not even good on a sandwich.

[antho1641]

hahaha wtf. awesome

[fishandfestival]

Birchum is extremely funny.

[BeigeNinja]

"You couldn't do 3 tours with Air Supply you pussy!"

[ti039835]

@BeigeNinja only if your a fag nigger

[bst2345199]

@BeigeNinja hahaha

[ProjectProdigyX]

Blowin' Bob Hope at the USO tour, ROFL!!!

[cyberbar20]

hahahahhahaha

[commentkid69]

wow! greatttt prank call! that kid on da other line got some nerve to tlk like that ...bad ass

[spenney007]

LMAO!!!!!

[HipHopForDnBHeads]

hahahahahahahahahaha that shit was comedy

[dklewand]

hysterical

[AidanMclaren]

That guy was such a dickhead for getting up about that comment about his Dad.

[weedipikia]

This is awesome! LOL

[kcanfiel]

you're foxtrotten and bunnyhoppin through life haha

[jenniferswe]

LOL!

[PatchCornAdams721]

Does anyone...ANYONE know where i can see a clip of Elmer higgins? It is IMPOSSIBLE to find one, and he really is the best character.

[elchasai]

"your fox-trotting and bunny hopping through life" hahaha

"take him out with piano wire...like a hawk i swoop down" hahaha

[TrppyTV]

his NOSE LOOKS LIKE OURS

[mjisdabest14]

at least u didnt lose your penis...

lol he said that all happy

[SerbGuerilla]

lol i love this one

[disasterbarbie92]

baron von smartass.. ha ha

[metalhead8020]

Lol haha

[Bonniebellblue2]

fukn great

[Justinak74]

fudge

garsh darn it my leg is gone

[DrMindBender76]

Circumsized? If I'm cut you should be cut, god damn it!

[FreakinShniZ]

oh fudge gosh darnit

[pillsbury09]

this is when corolla was funny.

and it isn't to often he is successful at that.

[undergroundtrainone]

ur trippin motherfuckin adam corolla is funny every time u look at him. he is an ugly motherfucker

[contemplativegirl21]

"You lying there in a rice-patty with a bloody stump and you're going "fudge"? HAHAHAHA!!!!!! So funny!

[sgwrestler11]

baron van smartass lol

[wajimya]

The kid should learn to respect a vet. Man what has this country come to??? The guy loses his leg and he gets treated like garbage.

[saxysai]

"When you lose a leg, that gives you lisence to cuss!" lmfao.

[1ONE5FIVE]

You, How dare you use that language in front of me!!?? I was a decorated seal!

[lifemakesnosencetome]

circumcised?? hahahhahaha

[msymonds12]

hahahahaha "like a hawk i swoop down and take out my prey"

[seehound619]

"course you dont... youre fox trottin and bunny hoppin through life".... HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH­AHA!!!! EPIC!!!!

[TWAY05]

Like a hawk I swoop down and take out my prey.

[greatestraiderfan]

oh gosh darn it my leg's gone lol.

[lillyclown]

and freaking audio thing is pissin me off i keep hittin it because that is were the post button used to be stupid blind navigators

[lillyclown]

omg this is funny has hell like 45 seconds in

[notjustin]

it was weak at first but then got really funny once i knew he was really believing it

[bobbybobbinson]

Shouldn't have started talking about his dad. It was funny until then.

[HammandClov]

Favorite lines.

"Circumised?" THat was out of the blue.

"You couldn't handle 3 tours if you had air supply you pussy!"

"probably working on the laundry shift."

"Probably fucking Bob hope when he came to the USO."

That fucking killed me.

[HammandClov]

laundry ship. I mean.

[Beaupedia]

By the way, it's "...3 tours with air supply." as in the band Air Supply on tour. Funnier.

[1ONE5FIVE]

He said blowing Bob Hope

[HammandClov]

Ah, sex is sex.

[thecriticalone]

is it black or white?

rotflmao.....!!

[alucardsangel0715]

god dammit i love adam carolla

[natevines]

take him out with piano wire

[ArmoBro323]

lmfaoooo i luv this guy

[jhaul21]

i know hahaha

[PSCxEmilyx23]

xPP

"Circumsized?"

[lisquidsnake]

"How dare you!" Classic Adam. thank you

[ohjohnnybaby]

HAHAHAHA THAT'S GREAT

[Himfan02]

thats what he was he comforted your wife while your ass was over there...LOL

[jakl12]

lmfAO Stoopid kid-"HUH?"

[johnisallin]

"You couldnt handle 3 tours with Air supply"

LMFAO!!

[originaldanielsonv2]

this is my fav crank yankers skit!

[kbeatz20]

"How dare u attack me?"

[blaukraut1]

Has anyone ever seen the episode where one of the characters ends up with a cat that he's allergic to, he ends up sneezing excessively with snot flying everywhere? Can someone please tell me which episode it is? And possibly post it here?? Thanks!

[swinksock]

IM MISSIN MY GODAMN LEG!!!!

[iceisverynice]

my favorite crank yankers skit

[songoku350]

Birchum aka John Mccain

[bubblesinteresting]

"Right, right probably working on a laundry ship, pussy!"

LOL XD

[Sojaofdapepo]

best 1 yet!

[meavid]

circumscised?

[troark12]

ya I got this same one on youtube.

[Avatar013]

"Eh, I'll buy ya a beer."

Priceless.

[BladeJones]

Inspired by Old Man Louie calling a country club looking for his lost colostomy bag.

[eltrut96]

OOOhhhh man! Classic!!! LOL!

[serena4]

Why do all the good shows get cancelled?

[eltrut96]

Yep...happens every time! sucks!

[zourkas06]

advertising man, where i live Australia, it was on the cheapest shittest channel ever, thats y it failed here

[dynamitedoug]

at least theres carlos mencia!

/sarcasm off