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  • Getting puked on aint no jackpot

  • I keep hearing him say "Hey I won by fault man, he squeezed me" but others hear "It wasn't my fault man, he squeezed me". Which is it?

  • @saisumimen no haha its "hey it wasnt my fault man, i just puked." i am very sure thats the right answer

  • Honestly...this is a great video.  4 years later...I still appreciate the slow-motion replay...lol. Hope all is well Geeza

  • @magicalraydotcom congrats on your black professor. :-)

  • Two things to learn from this video; 1... Try not to eat too much before competition. 2... Watch out for 'feedback' when performing the Jackpot technique (AKA the Scorpion Crunch).

  • IIIIII HATTTTEEEEEEEEEE GUARD PULLLLEEERRRRSSSSSSSSS. and i prefer to be on top lol. but guard pullers are what make this sport boring to alot of spectators

  • Is this the body strangle / trunk squeeze Jigaro Kano banned from Judo (do jime)? I had always thought there was no way it could work on anyone who wasn't like half your size - before seeing this.

  • I don't agree with this stoppage. The superguard is a straight power move, kinda shitty.

  • spitting is illegal. can't hold it in your mouth? dq. hahahaha seriously though i'd rather be in a body trianlge than those.

  • "DON'T SQUEEZE ME BRO!"

  • Counters:

    (1) Stack weight onto squeezing opponent.

    (2) Punch/ drive shoulders in and get posture.

    (3) Get posture (hips in) and stand.

    Not a counter:

    (1) Remaining inside uncomfortable position

    (2) Waiting out opponent for adjustment

  • imagine a guy my size poutting that mkove on a guy he really would tap out and not only he be puking it would be an enmtire weight loss idea. afterall i do weigh 280 and i do havbe submissions in my repotiore i wrestle for bweuniverse and the guys who traine me never heard of this move i had to teach them but i forgot the wraop around with my hands part but the guy i used it on did tap without it as it squeezed his ribs in and thats was just training

  • Seems like one of those moves that would only work on someone who hasn't seen it, if you're expecting it you can brace, great opener nonetheless

  • This is the "elite" division?

  • If you thrown-up you lose the fight immediately. This is a safety precaution. The referee was 100% correct.

    I just really don't understand why in heavens the "submitted" guy simply didn't stand, and worked to open the guard from standing as soon as the do-jime started to take effect (I would also recommend not eating prior fighting...)

  • BJJ was never intended to be fought this way, I understand this was a submission grappling contest, but I think the BJJ influence is big in this championship. BJJ rules were devised to make the grappling that spans out of BJJ to be the most effective kind of grappling for a real-world fighting scenario (albeit one-on-one), butt-scooting as blatant as this is unacceptable at all levels. Currently pulling guard in BJJ without securing a grip first will score you a penalty at least.

  • Do you get a point for pulling guard? 0:17?

  • @Scouserrrr08 pulling guard is neutral, no points

  • @Scouserrrr08

    I know NAGA penalizes you with a disadvantage.

    If the match ended in a tie, you would lose due to pulling guard and getting a disadvantage.

  • lmaoo dats fucked up he pushed that nigga off him he was like its not my fault you squeezed me lol

  • butt scooting is part of the game instead of crying about it i think people should just learn how to use it to their advantage.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHH­AHAHA

  • I thought this was called The Scorpion Crunch....

  • Barf rofl! its like "river city ransom"

  • Disgusting!  Wow!

  • that stupid fucking nigger

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY I think you didn't know that but people who talk about themselves in the third person are very often considered to have issues.

  • @EPR89 then tell your mother to stop doing so you spic

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY Learn to insult people before you try it. It's like walking. If you can't do it and yet try it again and again you will not only look like a perfect retard but you will also fall flat on your face agian and again.

  • @EPR89 Learn to shut the fuck up and keep sucking that dick you hope-to-be intelligent son of a spiC!

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY Whatever you say, wannabe-troll.

  • @EPR89 Whatever you say, wannabe oh wait you are a bitch

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY Does anyone else find this as funny as I do? There's, perhaps 13 year old kid, who got a PC for christmas, and now wastes his time on the internet insulting random people, instead of learning useful stuff and in the end it will end up in a corner somewhere in New York begging for a dollar to booze away.

    I find this idea really entertaining.

  • @EPR89 You know what I find funny? I find it funny that you actually type an entire paragraph as a reply just to get owned again. Keep sucking that dick bigot

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY I would, but apparantly you are still at it. Since I don't like taking a child's lollipop I will simply let you finish your job.

    (But, honestly, try to attend school at least a few times. It will help you)

  • @EPR89 nice fantasy WOW your a fag

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY You just admitted that you would like it? Interesting. Reveals a lot about you.

  • @EPR89 Cause your a bitch, spic maggot. Simple as that. So do your job and fuck off

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY Aaawww, the little baby is upset.

  • @EPR89 That's what I told your girl when I bit her clit last night

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY You could at least try to put some effort in your responses.

  • @EPR89 effort is my middle name that's how you were born

  • @FUCKTHEWORLDALREADY I thought THEWORLD was your middle name.

  • @EPR89 no, my son you couldn't be more wrong. I cannot believe that I have spawned a moron such as you.

  • hahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

  • its called scorpion crunch

  • this is uncommon, but can occur from many chokes and compressions. If applies incorrectly by an amateur, a rear naked choke can cause the gag reflex to activate and cause people to vomit.

  • So the guy who puked didn't tap, yet the guy who got puked on doing the jackpot stopped and said get off me, winner by puke ray elbe.

  • my friend, in a BJJ or submission grappling match there is only one authority on the mat; the referee. in this match, the referee stopped the match and declared that the match had ended by submission. i did push ray away after the match was stopped and i regretted doing that, so i immediately went to ray afterward and asked his forgiveness for my behaviour.

  • haha, i was only kidding mate, i like the look of the jackpot as my guard game is awful but after watching that i'd rather carry on doing nothing from the bottom as per usual, and stay sick free:D

    Did you catch wes sims trying to jackpot bobby lashley at strikeforce on saturday, it was about as smart as trying to jackpot a tree.

  • @therealgeeza you're a good sportsman.

  • @therealgeeza OK... but what if he ate REEEEALLY hot peppers before the match - wouldn't that be a "mace" submission?

  • haha

  • @daz45 im gonna have to agree. the man got robbed

  • also known as a superguard

  • so this works like a choke?? if the guy refuses to tap ill he go to sleep finally ?/

  • "Winner, by puke-out" haha

  • That is called the scorpion crunch.

  • @crx122 How is it different than do jime from Judo?

  • @crx122 submissions 101??

  • what type of submission is this? and is it legal in most tournies with the GI?? If you can answer this I would much appriciate it, because I catch people with this move all the time at practice and they tap almost everytime, expecially if we have been rolling for a min and they are winded.

    thanks much, and great vid. 5/5

  • haha

  • I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone tap the mat with projectile vomit, haha

  • o dude he puked on his head....nasty

  • You call it the Jackpot, we call it the Scorpio;) You putt this one one me at Grapplers Quest at the UFC fan expo! Did not work out, but it is a nice one if your opponent has a weak core or rip problems!

    I use it a lot against wrestlers who use the cane opener, and had never anybody not taping ;)

    Good job!!!

  • wow

  • that was awesom!

  • hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

  • wow! ...so the scorpion crunch IS legal in tournment. i had been told that it isnt

  • the only thing in most tournaments that isn't allowed are footlocks and certain neck cranks

  • what did he say after it happened?

  • "woa woa woa it wasnt my fault man he squeezed me" lol

  • fuck why didn't he tap instead of puking over the guy>

  • maybe it didn't hurted him bad, but he definetly squeezed his body... and you saw what happened next

  • OMFG LOL

    HAHAHA

  • it coulda worked on the second guy if he had perfect position for this particular sub. like a higher guard around the dudes upper ribs or maybe had one arm trapped like the first. also the second dude seems a lot more solid. but any way i love this technique

  • HAHAHAH OMFG NICE JOB MAN!!!!

  • beautifully executed scorpion crunch, a little unorthadox but perfect nonetheless. my favorite move and my most commonly used

  • you can call it what you like - teepee, scorpion crunch, clothes peg, gynochair - but after watching this video jackpot makes sense to me.

  • haha nice

  • i got with this in a comp today got a nice takedown and then wow never felt anything like it before but i wasnt sick lol

  • Elbe won the rematch. The geeza got his brown belt from Marc Laimon recently

  • Why the fuck did he sit down!

    I know he won in the end but in a fight situation the guy could just run away.

  • Chill, no one is dumb enough to scoot or pull guard in a street fight.

  • you'd be surprised lol

  • @Robopencil if someone got into a fight with me i wouldnt hesitate to destroy their shoulder with a kimura

  • @Robopencil Along similar lines, gi submissions also drive me nuts. What if you are attacked by a crazed homeless dude, go for a gi choke, and his rotting coat disintegrates?

    On the other hand, if your going to use the gi to submit and not consider it a form of cheating - why not take your gi belt off, turn it into a noose, and hang your opponent?

    (No disrespect intended to gi submission fans; as a formal sport, it's just as respectable as any other.)

  • @Robopencil I'd pull guard in a street fight :D

  • Ha ha ha - oh man, that will be tough to live down.

  • Ref should have warned Ray, but no penalty. He was not disengaging the guard, but actively looking for a chance to engage. Geeza lost the rematch. Every dog has his day

    Geeza faced one of Ray's training partners, Mauricio Pontalti after his brown belt promotion and lost by almost 20 points.

    Geeza ducked Ray during the Pan Asian Nogi Competition.

    Curious to see what happens at the Thailand Open in Sept.

    Ray is cocky! His team won the Pan Asian team trophy 4 points scored though.GOOD COACH

  • Shut the fuck up you piece of shit, you could also shit yourself that would be funny

  • good to see that you kicked his cocky ass nice 0ne

  • im not willing to just accept the butt scoot as a technique... marcelo uses after he fails a take down most the time he doesnt just scoot, thatd be more like eddie bravo.....and I find the two stupidest things from bjj are jumping guard and butt scooting bjj was always intended for being a street applicable art and those two are gonna get ur ass beat. Im fair and critical of everysport, and for example the biggest flaw of the bjj counterpart judo is insufficient time given for newaza

  • well, as i have said previously, you would butt scoot if you had worms as bad as mine!!

  • Oh God for the last time this is a BJJ sport competition we are watching so quit whining. Yes a street fight is a different ballgame,BUT this is a tournament that we're watching! Of course no BJJ practitioner in their right mind will buttscoot right from the bat in a streetfight! I swear everyone complains about anything these days. Pulling guard,jump guard, buttscooting is all part of a BJJ tourney & it won't go away.

  • ya I agree a lot of the time you will end up in a guard no matter how you start so why complain about it and start working your guard passes then you will want them to pull guard eh lol

  • I hate butt scooters. It's very cheap

  • @tempest625 i agree any time i start setting up a submission the ref stands us up

  • Hi geeza,how r u?hows about ur trips in USA?i think most people will know about it.right?u r idol in every competitions(jiujitsu)Success 4 u..nov :)

  • Geeza all the best

  • called but scooting it's smart, why blow all your energy at the start of the match to be put on your back when you can scoot in and use much less energy to get a better position

  • By the way, nice take down at the 15 second mark.... Sitting on your ass trying to pull guard? What a joke.

  • Marcelo Garcia does buttscooting all the time, and he's a world champion. It's part of the game, just accept it.

  • come on, butt scooting? Try butt scootting in a real fight. Show some take down skills, that's ridiculous and shows a lack of well rounded training.

  • wrestlerx123 "well rounded training"?? this was a bjj tournament not an mma match..so if u knew anything about bjj is that buttscooting its a smart way not to tired urself out n look like a dumass..plus this isnt a real fight so stop whining like a lil bitch if u dont like it then just dont watch the video

  • If you knew anything about BJJ you would understand that the idea of ground fighting is to maintain dominance, which is hard to do when you're sitting down alone.

  • so you shoot for doubles in bar fights? let me guess you do rubber gourd too in "real" fights..

    If we are talking real fights why not allow knees, fish hooks, ect... its a sport JA.

  • Mr. Giz emissions is full of shit. This faggot had no job and entered every tournament he could and I have seen him not only lose plenty of times, but he wants to crow and show off the times he wins. Just like Lemon and his students....no class, no dignity, no bushido. No question he is good, but where are his videos of all his loses???????????

  • I did this on a guy twice today. My last resort. But a good move

  • i know that technique thats easy, thats the FLYING ARMBAR

  • haha he puked on him

  • i did a body triangle to a shop-lifter that got a little to physical and the guy shit his pants. police were laughing their ass off. they made one of the rookies drive his stink ass to the station lol. i call that one Muddy Waters.

  • my worst fear

  • That is the nastiest submission ever!!! Pun intended!!!! Damn man, I have never seen that before!!

  • No offense to geeza, but how did ray let himself get into that soo quick?

  • Czy ktoś zna jeszcze inne Bonuscody jak np. NOBREAK na Pokerocean com, gdzie otrzymuje się kilka setek dolarów w prezencie? Z tym Bonuscodem można grać w pokera z podarowanymi pieniędzmi i to całkiem bez ryzyka!

  • Butt scooting, no tap "submission", getting shitty with your opponent for something that he had no control over. Stand proud Geeza, stand proud.

  • Hahaha, what a cheap submission. I've been using that into my guard game as well. It's a lot tighter when you can get both hooks under his arms and around your knees.

  • So if u puke, u lose? what kinda rules are that?!?..if u get a bloody nose do u lose too?!!..what about if snot come out your nose? I can understand its gross to get barfed on, but these guys are sweatin like pigs..they can take a lil stomach barf..I say the barfer got ripped outta a fair match

  • Fair point but I'd rather be the barfer than the barfee!

  • Geeza, I have some questions if you don't mind.

    What is it that causes the submission? Is it the thighs compressing the rib cage or the arms squeezing under the ribs?

    Also, how would you counter or escape from it?

    I tried it when I was rolling in class but I couldn't tap my partner with it, I'm guessing that the secret is to get the legs really high up the body for it to work.

  • hey geeza that looks like you should have been DQ with that cheap ass stall tactic! I hope you got more tools then that, i think you got what you deserved cheap ass mofo! is that the pro mma fighter ray elbe??

  • HAHAHA! The guy that got the vomit head is my dad!

    after all the times he grounded me and stuff, he got what he deserved!

    some dumbass puking on his head!!

    HILARIOUS!

  • I hate butscoopers... fucking cowards he had that shit coming!

    and dude didnt stop breathing, wtf are you on about?

    must have been ruled a DQ

  • you would butscoot if you had worms like mine

  • Hm, that's not so fun. lol.

  • ROFLMAO!!!! We should add another definition of submission: involuntary vomiting.

  • JACKPOT!

  • I was front row centre for that match, I'm glad I skipped breakfast.. nice effect =D

  • HAHAHAH!!! Winner by Projectile Vomit, Geeza!!

  • Geeza, I heard that you were late for dinner "...because i had to wash my head"

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