Red Dwarf II "Queeg" (Part 3 of 3)

[WTP2k]

One of my favourite episodes. Love Holly's moral at the end

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

I'm sure this episode would be banned if it were broadcasting now, because Lister & Cat had to work, but they are both played by black actors, which would be considered racist.

[Eternaldream00]

Perhaps you didn't notice but Queeg was actually played by a black dude as well :P :P

[jerry303]

Twat

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Thanks =] I'm just stating the facts. Think about it. Both actors actually say that on a commentary. =]

[SuperUnbeliever]

Jape of the decade!

[vlunney]

Ingrid is one FILTHY piece of plastic......

[TheAmazingOzzy]

i proper love holly to bits "whats hapnin dudes?" lol HOLLY FOR EVER

[MisterAlexUk]

How does Holly become the hot girl from the girl's universe Red Dwarf?

[bigpunkdrummer]

I'm not sure if it's explained in the shows, but male Holly fell in love with Hilly and ultimately had a computer sex change.

read the books if you haven't . best ever

[Twentysixbillion]

effing brilliant!!!

[tolchok89]

*Spoiler*

Okay, if Holly is Queeg, and only pulled all this crap as a prank/to teach everyone else a lesson, how the hell could he and Queeg appear at the same time?

[KaitainCPS]

He's a computer program. The face is just a virtual representation. He could create 20 faces onscreen if he wanted.

[lorezapocalypse]

I hate you.

[Twentysixbillion]

I hope your not serious

[tolchok89]

Ok, I'm not that good with computers.

But there are several other episodes where nitpicking is required...

[EmilyluvsMCRx]

he's taking the smeg! a pea on toast! lol

[iamafish400]

Prawn, horsey and bish - LMAO!!! I love Holly.

PINKLE, SQUIRMY, BLIB BLAB BLUB!

[METAL1ON]

April May June July and August fool hehe.

[nickmeredith002]

horsie takes king prawn...................haha

[lpbeddy]

whots the song at 3:54

[KrazyScruffy9001]

I remember 10 of the boys got together and tried to eat me. XD

[NARFNra]

"I've been studying his tactics, and there's a pattern emergin'! Every time you make a move, he makes one too!"

[MDrako1990]

Chess.

[dknights411]

Naughts and Crosses?

[leifcatt]

tic tac toe

[Shadowabliss]

from 00:30 , HOW IN THE HEEEELLLLL does rimmer keep a straight face???

*ping* I've lost me pea!

[blobby1972]

gives ya a lump ...

[LordoftheDaleks]

This and "Back to Reality" are my favorite episodes!!!

[billybobjoeericidle]

So you like a bit a chess do you?

[IIIIIACEIIIII]

Cluedo? I'll let you be coronal mustard :>

[656fatman]

ending is funny

[555hugs]

oh yeah, queens don't move that way. I was thinking of poker.

[XXL2oo]

A pea on toast. One pea!

[RussianInfection]

AV LOST MEV PEEEE

[distinctlyminty]

I like that he sings the carpenters at the end :)

[wolfpackredandblack]

BEST. CLOSING. LINE. EVER!!!!!

"And the moral of the story is, appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." "nods" Classic dwarfy goodness!

[Scottington666]

Haha! Love Holly!

[ralliartfanevoix]

even in this day and age, its still funny. i gotta hand it to the guys who made this, they made one helluva show.

[ralliartfanevoix]

Lister: "Oh, he's taken the smeg..." Rimmer: "who has?" Lister: "Queeg! Look what he's given me for dinner! A Pea On Toast! ONE Pea! i tell ya im that far from crackin'!" *puts toast aside, and proceeds to unintentionally flick pea* "I'VE LOST ME PEA!!! Oh thats it ive cracked!" one of the funnest red dwarf moments, hehe

[wolfpackredandblack]

The best conversation is in Terrorform. They were talking about the taranula on the computer. Classic!

[maff77]

haha best ending ever! :D

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

At the beginning of this part, why is Chris Barrie sitting with his legs so far apart?! And why would you WANT to eat Rimmer's right butt cheek?!

[VindicatedLife]

Why wouldn't you want to eat his butt cheek?!?!? =P

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Hmm...Excellent point =]

[crazydoughnut01]

try watching him sat like that the whole time with the sound off! XD

[Tryzon]

00:29 "I've lost me pea!"

[moonducky92]

Prawn and horsey... you gotta love Holly.

[c0nzo12]

holly was awesome. much better then hilly

[40019974]

i hated holly for that, they had every right to complain about him when he kept making those life threatening mistakes, and he thinks THEY are the ones who needed to be taught a lesson?

[gothgirl559]

pinkle, squirmy, blib blab blub! lol

[EmilyH679]

this waz alwayz one of mi favez red dwarfz one of the best "well if u count inflatable ingrid your polythen pal ONE!!!" "lister?" "yeh?" "how do YOU know about inflatable ingrid!!!" lmao

[homesweethome1984]

Holly likes the Alekhine Defense, as do I. Chess lovers will know what I mean...

[connorlat]

i go to butlins every year lol

[killtie15]

Help! He's makin' me fit!!  :D

[jacktindale]

April, May, June, July and August Fool!"

Best Holly line ever!

[reddwarfian999]

what the music called when false holly gets deleted?

[machoTit]

'goodbye to love' by the carpenters

[reddwarfian999]

what about when he says his last words.

[Matt1yu]

That's the song he sings as he's being deleted.

[Matt1yu]

What a glorious victory for Holly. ^^ Gotta love 'im. Easily my favourite character throughout all the series (the male Holly that is, Hattie Hayridge wasn't bad, but doesn't compare to Norman Lovett).

[wickedmatt282]

I've lost me pee! that's it im cracked! lol

[budvar99]

Bye Bye baldy

[ALEXJDXBL]

Wheres kryton ?

[Nogli]

There was a single episode about him in this season, and he was played by someone else. He came back as a permanent character in the next season.

[HCFCMontoya]

Yeah they found Kryten at the start of series 2 and returned later

[graveeking]

i love the way he talks about the pieces prawn + horsey + bish i laughed my ass off at that point

[AutumnDevi]

Holly IS fantastic. And insane.....but that goes along with being fantastic.

[VickiSif]

"We're talking jape of the decade.... We're talking April, May, June, July and August fool...

And the moral of the story is - appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." God Holly Rules!

[rabsi1]

I want me pea back!

[LuciusTheFair]

Yay for Holly!

[Jester14111]

LOL Holly calls the knight a "horsey".

[guitarcrazy1834]

prawn to bish 5 so funny

[infernocpf]

lol high noon theme in the middle XD

[SignPaintr4eva]

"Oh, sorry, queens don't move like that, I was thinking of poker."

[Swordseye]

i love his "April" Fools jokes their classic. Nice One Holly ROFL

[thegigm]

for i must face the man that hates me.

[DrewW07]

legendary

all my tokers an dwarfers keep doin wot we do best ;)