TELL CONFESSA-BEAR NOW!!

[XxAnimanga22xX]

Me: e-e But I don't wanna. D:

[SuperMickey000]

i bought a teddy bear with a very black eye and it sade r you gona change your clothes

[cheesymailman]

i lost my pencil it a long green pencil with a a red eraser wonder were i lost it

[ChocalateOrange]

@cheesymailman Maybe after you copied that fail comment. I'd look there first :D

[ZachAttacksU]

I like how patrick sits

[SsjVegeta5020]

Some things aren't meant to be known - Patrick Star III

[aljakhsi2]

they tried the same thing on bush and........

[ADJ131able]

hahaha



[SpamOnSight]

Hi, um I am knew to the whole recording thing, and you seem like a professional at this so what would you recommend, a potato, or a muffin?

[ChikoritaGirl1]

@SpamOnSight Neither. I'd recommend using a Banana or a Toaster. :3

[LolJkingStacyxx]

@SpamOnSight i recommend the toaster :D

[manfulify]

Honestly, this scene would've been 100% classic if not for the stupid "drama music" playing and the whole scene conveying over to Spongebob spitting. Would've been much better if the same music with Patrick was playing, the scene still focusing on the two, and Spongebob in the background doing the same. Would've been much funnier, IMO

[SpongebobRulez2012]

Best line next to "wumbo"

[blackandfaded]

6 to TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR NOW

[sistyblue111]

confessa-bears pedobear TO OLD

[sk8trSuperM0nkEy]

your mad at me arent you confessa-bear?

[mvpxlax]

thats kinda fucked up

[WhosLaughingNow1230]

this vid was recorded with a POTATO

[chosonbuddy]

WELL ATLEAST IT'S NOW TELL PEDO BEAR

[chosonbuddy]

hmm so many likes..... still spongebob nowadays suck

[toontrotter4456]

Confessa-bears using the old good bear bad bear. lol

[BLFilmz]

Press 1 then 3

[boxofpi314]

AHHH!! I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED SPONGEBOB'S TOOTHBRUSH INTO THE TOILET, AND THEN I PUT IT BACK ON THE COUNTER WITHOUT WASHING IT!

Confess-a-Bear?

[G33KN3rd]

TELL PEDO-BEAR NOW NOWWWWWW

[TheKillroy2001]

Gravity Cat is NOT amused.

[WebbGnome0]

Confess-a-Bear is not pleased with Patrick B|

[BackupWOLF]

recorded with a video camera huh.

[Slockry]

SPONGEBOB. IS. PEDOBEAR? O.O

[TheTinybabyman]

I accidentely stuck it in.

[456ironmaiden]

@TheTinybabyman thats what she said

[Freak4Avatar]

PEDOBEAR!!!!

[Daddy1387]

umm i dont hear anything

[theem4231]

confessa-bear scares scares young children!

[SHOTASHORTS]

seinfeld.

[TalyNH]

jajaj amo al oso confesoso

[LegionIscariot]

Tell pedobear now!!

[Vassilli42]

They tried the same thing on Nixon.

[mrsuperevee]

YOU DARE NOT AGREE WITH THE CONFESS A BEAR

[SideShowShayne1]

I said I ate 2 Corncakes, when I really had 3...........Okay...6 I had 6!!!!!! Make Confessa stop!!! Make it stop.

[ForcedDownOfficial]

And thus, pedobear was born. 

[GirlWithTheRedJacket]

I actually bought a bear from Build-a-bear and made a recording of it saying "TELL CONFESSA-BEAR! TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW!". Best thing I ever did :)

[indiesurfskate1]

@GirlWithTheRedJacket Im totally doing that now :D

[ChikoritaGirl1]

@GirlWithTheRedJacket Must do that now XD and buy one of those little microphones for it to hold :D You are a genius! XD

[MrJeebusJuice]

Reminds me of my first trip to Confession. HAHA! Catholic people! :D

[Zkeleton969]

lolll

[JesusInMalibu]

0:08 Micheal Jackson at his hearing.

[cupcakesarah43]

press 6- "TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR NOW" :)

[TheRandomnessCity]

"TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW! NOW!"

"I accidentilly knocked spongebobs toothbrush in the toilet, and put it back on the counter without washing itttt!"

Confessa bear- "...."

It was to much for him :(

[gtaclevelandcity]

Forgive me Confessa-Bear for I have sinned...

[toadxfan99]

I need a Confess-A-Bear

[55BlackMagic55]

You Mad Confess-a-Bear? Or are you wiping your tongue in complete disgust?

[YuiandLeeForever]

...owhhh Confess-a-bear's a little PUSHY...

[Leishmaniasisably]

00:00-00:29 Innuendo much?

[TakarasAsylum]

I don't have a bear to confess, and even if I did, I wouldn't give it to that creepy toy with a microphone.

[Ja7791]

so many masturbation jokes...so little time

[daisyhinojosa23]

the confessa-bear has the same eyes as spongebob lol

[blondejokes1]

ok um confessa-bear i haz a secret and it involves french fries and peoples noses

[reddgott1]

I think "Confessa-Bear" is the kind of raging screaming bear you would see in a scary movie.It's as if it would say:"Tell Confessa-Bear where the money is N-O-W!!!!

[supershadow6408]

@SuperScaryZombie the one where spongebob leaves his net on the bus and he thinks patrick stole it.

[SuperScaryZombie]

What episode is this from?

[BTRmusicLover]

Wait, what was the real secret again? I forgot RAWR!! :P

[Herpderppsyduck]

The TRUE confessor.

[16BitHeros]

why isn't confessobear a sea bear?

[100yurim]

And this is how Pedobear's cousin was Born...

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

How do they know what a bear is?

[daidai907]

tell confess-a-bear now or something very bad will happen

[metalzoshi4]

Confessa-Bear made 4 accounts to dislike this video

[guytheguy18]

After the who you calling pinhead thing this is my favorite spongebob moment

[jenluvjake]

i just thought that confessa bear reminded me of michael jackson idk why though

[Caydancer]

4 people's toothbrushes landed in the toilet

[amberthesuperfox]

lol sponge bob in the back ground

[AwesomeMan295]

Hi confess a bear,

BOOBIES

thanks confess a bear I had to get that off my chest

[jenluvjake]

@AwesomeMan295 hahahahahahaha

[MyHihi100]

ITS CHUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joemamma69000]

This show really has lost it. Even the background music sucks.

[piemanruless123]

hahahaha

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

"TELL PEDO BEAR NOW!!"

[xFoGxFraction]

@DJPierreFitchfan619 OK ITS 7' JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkEcliipez]

:3 lol

[MiMi86771]

Why did you 4 people dislike this video?!

TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR NOW!! NOW!!

[asdfqwop2342]

and then you could spy on people!!!! :)

[asdfqwop2342]

thumbs up if you want a confess-a-bear

[Epicfail90001]

TEHL CUNFESSA-BERR NAO!!

[lugiaboy2]

You Dare Not Speak Your Secrets To The Great Confess-a-Bear?!?

YOU MUST DIE!!!

[nintendstar128]

TELL AWESOMEO ALL YOUR SECRETS!

[Leishmaniasisably]

Up to 0:28 it was kind of... awkward...

[epicXwarrior]

i know the real confess-a-bear! she is my "cousin" because im confess-a-koala!

[TheWitchdoctr]

Order you're Confessa bear now!

[ILoveMonkeysAndPie12]

@TheWitchdoctr i want one!!!!!!!! i will make it eat pie!!!!!!!

[TheWitchdoctr]

@ILoveMonkeysAndPie12 $19.99 with a microphone, batteries not included!

[23RegularBros]

0:2 - 0:4 sounds like "Tell me Ryan Seacres!".

[23RegularBros]

@23RegularBros I mean 0:02 - 0:04

[LyricsAndMusic100]

its more like Posessed-a-Bear

[patilly100]

Thumbs up if Confess-a-Bear reminds you of Elmo.

[dEndiProductions]

@patilly100 Spongebob does a good Elmo impression.

[MylestheMediaMaster]

@patilly100 Naw, more like Pedobear.

[MaybeForAkiss]

the confess a bear sounds like my shrink...

[Nightvampirefear]

can you feel the sunshine????????????????? > :)

[FreeBirdZKai]

@Nightvampirefear oh god :(

[Nightvampirefear]

@FreeBirdZKai CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE?!?!?!?!?!?!? *I evil*

[lilww34]

i love this part

[OptimumForge]

What brand of potato did you use to record this with?

[completelysweetangel]

nice job patrick!

[chocoluver4]

that bear is freakin scary

[doubleken12]

TELL CONFESSA BEAR! TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW!!!!

xD

[AkatsukiLuver88]

Tell confess a bear NOW! NOW!!!

[AmricanGir]

Basically, this is Pedophiles in a nutshell

[doritoqueen2]

TELL CONFESSA-BEAR! TELL CONFESSA BEAR *camera closes up on Confessa-Bear* NOW!

[BlasterMasterWii]

That was the only funny part of the episode.

[kiettram4869]

xD One of the best spongebob scenes, in fact, every scene is the best xD

[AfontBMX]

0:18-0:28

[Rampardos1337]

Press 6 to hear what you came here for.

[Dasiycool4]

no tell pedobear how old are you now!!!!!!!

[Spiritstarnum1]

I need a confessabear....it could b useful >:)

[63mwork]

lolll this was so funny i luahged until my sides hurt! XD

[theunrealbro4939]

Thats like the only funny part of New spongebob.

[999pokerface]

What episode is this?? :D

[xMysteryGuestx]

@999pokerface when spongebob loses his new net or something like that

[beautifulfaces1]

TELL CONFESSA BEAR!!!!

[TailsandCosmo10001]

2 people didn't have the guts to tell Confess-a-bear.

[lordrevan571]

TELL CONFESS A BEAR

[LILRITRULEZZ]

confesobear is all over black ops LOL

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

when i grow up im gonna do the same exact thing with my kid so whenever he does something bad ill know cuz he'll tell the confessabear

[dragonis111]

2 confessabears watchced this video.

[orangedude8]

i want one :D

[asdfps2123]

@orangedude8 thinkgeek sells one!!! look it up...its called tell me your secrets bear

[soongjin123]

I raped the 6 button nao it's all broken....

[SuperShawn567]

Confess a dick :)

[Generaltom12345]

I love how Patrick is so dumb that he falls for this lol

[thejonotono]

0.28 to 0.36 is totaly priceless because patrick gets scared like a little girl rofl!!!!!!

[gdmischel]

when do the confess a bear toys come out? x3

[skeeterbeanz09]

HAHA! Oh man, Gotta love spngebob...

[KittyWuvsYeww95]

Lol. xD I love this episode just because of that specific part..

[cupid1357]

After, he says, "You're mad at me, aren't you Confess-a-Bear." LOL!!!!!!!!!

[swisspikemen]

I just watched this like 3 minutes ago on tv. lol

[TheBoricua1997]

lol this is 1 of my favorite parts from sponge bob

[NiouIsYrSenpai]

It's funny how it takes a teddy bear saying, "TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR NOW! NOW!!!" to make Patrick scream and tell the truth. xD

[ninjapenguin115]

frickin hilarious one of the funniest spongebob moments ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KamiKazeKrepe]

Who wants a Confess-A-Bear ? ! ? ! ? ! :D

[NikkiAkaNlg]

confess a bitch :O!

[sammybrownio]

this is the funniest part out of all the episodes XD

[converse729]

CONFESSA BEAR XD

[eversauce]

OOO! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT! TELL CONFESSA BEAR! TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW!!! NOW!!!!!

Oh god...that sounds like me. xD

[taylorswiftomg1]

LOL

[IMunchCrayons]

Your mad at me, aren't you confes-bear?... ):

[ikarlie100]

tell confess a bear or die now!!!

[ReadingWeirdo]

I want a confessa bear XDD

[EricLX12]

TELL CONFESSA-BEAR NOW! NOW!

[cheeseball187]

CONFESS A BEAR FTW!

[otakukawaii27]

CONFESSA BEAR? ARE YOU MAD AT ME? :(

[IMunchCrayons]

TELL CONFESS A BEAR NOW!!

[Hannah441]

Backround music is funny. XDD

TELL CONFESSA BEAR! NNOOWW!!!!!!!!!!!

[knobylob]

haha i'm watching this on tv right now

[totodileworld]

confessa bear is evil

[shadowedgalaxy]

Tell confessabear! TELL CONFESSABEAR! NOW! NOW!!!!

[yoohoozio123]

this should be a meme (: i love it

TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW! NOW!

[re4freaks]

Confess-a-bear is sexy. I'm watching this episode right now. :33

[KaseyluvsJamesDean]

lol this has to be my favorite spongebob moment

[marambaam]

THE EPISODE WAS ON TODAH!!! but wen i turned on the tv it was on NOW!

[brianjman14]

TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW! NOW!!!!! lmao

[jms102299]

this should be a fad XD

[reklamador73]

your'e mad at me are you confessabear?

[reklamador73]

TELL CONFESS A BEAR! TELL CONFESS A BEAR NOW! NOW!!!! XD

The confess a bear is evil

[PeepRocks5]

@reklamador73 Confess-a-bear is the my little pony of Bikini Bottom.

[animefaithprincess]

i recorded it i played it on high to make their voices sound like the breathed helium i laughed for five minutes straight!

[roxannadekrakatoa]

I just nearly peed myself laughing when I saw this on TV

[mooki3babiiyonkerz]

He sounds so crazy lol. This episode is on now

[SinfulAlchemist]

TELL CONFESSA BEAR! TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW! NOW!!! OMG i love this episode! LOL i want a CONFESSA BEAR! XD

[ridinlow36]

i love that episode!

[LadyD6993]

HAHAHA XD!! AW MAN!! This was one of the best Spongebob moments!!

[jackiebob5]

TELL CONFESSA BEAR NOW! LOL!!!! =D

[heeyyitsjessica]

hahaha this is one of the funniest spongebob moments

im watching this same episode rite now [:

[crushgurl1]

This is my fave spongebob moment! "Tell confess a bear now! NOW!"

[LAMBOxKUN]

TELL CONFESS A BEAR! NOW! XD

[bfrankisxbox]

LOL

[PlushQueen]

I laughed so hard the first time I saw this! ^_^

[dcdude51]

Hahaha

[ereyes23456]

me too

[felise32]

i love this episode, lol