Top Gear joke 2 - May gets pissed

[clyrenternal]

Richard Hammond pleading is pathetic. Man up and say you're sorry.

[DjSpExZoNe]

machete to death XD

[lessavit]

Thought it was Bolivia not Botswana :s

[waihung]

The final blow was in the Alfa Romeo challenge. He had it and left those two alone.

[TheGator2000]

@waihung the final part was from india special

[riverman83]

@TheGator2000 No it wasnt.

[TheGator2000]

@riverman83 yes it was.

[Catchaontheflipsyde]

@TheGator2000 no it wasn't, it's Botswana special

[BPlayReview]

too bad the machete are actually very blunt, thanks to Jezza.

[JBofBrisbane]

In my country, "getting pissed" means getting blind rotten drunk. But I am aware of the American meaning...

[SultanMehmed]

@JBofBrisbane Here, that's getting "shit faced".

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@SultanMehmed

There are loads of terms for being drunk in the UK. Pissed, legless, plastered, and shit faced is indeed used here, too.

Pissed is primarily an American corruption of the term, and nobody here really uses it as a term for "pissed off".

The video uploader is Swedish, so why in the name of fucking God he's typing the American term is beyond me.

[riverman83]

@IAmCaptainMarvel So what should I have written? In Swedish? Sweden (and most other western countrys) know more about America then we do about Great Britain. 75 procent of all our tv-shows is from the US, so why in earth should I write things in english terms?

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@riverman83

Because (strangely enough) the language is CALLED English and comes (even stranger) FROM ENGLAND.

Just because you're exposed to their variant is no excuse to not learn original English, especially since England's English is taught in European schools.

Learning a language in its purest form just seems logical. It'd be like if I learnt German from an Austrian or Spanish from an Argentinian.

[riverman83]

@IAmCaptainMarvel Gess what, this is Youtube, not an English class. So I name my titles what ever I want. Go and bug someone else now.

[THEghost13579]

what episode is that?

[F50Italia]

lol Now your going to get macheted to death !

[dougpryce92]

I would love to not care if i damaged my car and to just have some fun with it

[murcielagogt81]

James's anger is so funny lol

[notgnikrow]

I love this episode.

[ryanbogaerd]

it's better to be pissed off then pissed on

[joshua9312]

@ryanbogaerd Epic Beard Man.

[blainyrules]

Pissed off and pissed is two different things, FYI...

[riverman83]

@blainyrules So true ;) The english fails sometimes

[WILDBULL1984]

James may with a machete is like mary poppins with an ak-47

[bandrooooo]

I'm sorry James, but it was funny 3 series ago and it still is funny!!!

[doodadamlol]

I was perfectly f****ing straight with you and now your going to get machetied to death

[bnc91]

"Well, now you're going to get machete-ed to death." That line and the whole situation always kills me! XD

[davidthejew1]

@norabudgie What a horrible thing to wish on someone. You get no respect. Fuck off

[norabudgie]

@davidthejew1 yea ok davidthejew lol , wata dumass name,

[davidthejew1]

@norabudgie Is that your best comeback, NORABUDGIE? I wouldn't comment on my name when yours sounds like that. Besides what do you have against Hammond, do you know how good of a parent he is? If you knew I didn't think you'd call him a cunt

[guguigugu]

when james may decides to use a machete, you know things went too far :D

[iiTzQuiik]

What's the episode at 0:13 ? Thanks :)

[Mauro1897]

@iiTzQuiik some1 answer this one pls

[iiTzQuiik]

@Mauro1897 I found out it's US Road Trip Special :D

[majowa83]

@iiTzQuiik

I can't find the whole episode on YT but that's basically from their first American trip... Check this out: /watch?v=mZHJkB-wHLw&feature=r­elated

[porsche996tekart]

@iiTzQuiik

Series 9, episode 3. Google works wonders.

[DanielTominiko]

notice how hammond always picks the car with no brakes

[MjukisbyxGylf]

Which episode is the first bit from? Please?

[riverman83]

@MjukisbyxGylf The Botswana Special. From season 10

[IAMTHEZTM]

@riverman83 *Bolivia.

[Thegame12592]

omg the bolivian episode... my favourite

[eleftherios11]

@Thegame12592 saw it yesterday! holy god,this episode was HILARIOUS!!!

[ryan81923]

what series was the last bit from?

[Tactomanify]

Machette to death :D

[joebadams4]

I bet May has the machette after Clarkson got the AK-47 xD

[xXguitardude9Xx]

its all an act hes not really like this hahah

[bail96]

Is that song at 0.10 from once upon a time in the west soundtrack?

[zhatswallace]

0:17 is so fucking funny.

[azaman1000]

OLIVER!!

[KrytenMark]

Hammond - "James is killing Jeremy... But things are going well!"

X'D GOD! I love this show!

[TereruTsuki]

Poor James ^^

Love the Bolivia clips with his bandana and his "belt of many things" x)

[riverman83]

Yeah he actually said that if anyone crashed in to him on that road (the road of death) he would kill them.

[Brasc]

@riverman83 I believe the exact words were that he'd "cut their f***ing head off."

[doodles0810]

awww poor james, they always bully him bless him. I somewhat agree with him though. That joke did wear thin ages ago, although that last one did seem genuinely unintentional.

[latangadetujefa]

hahahaha he almost cryed

[ta666ak666]

@latangadetujefa Correction: he almost killed Clarkson!