Buffalax style video translation w/ subtitles

[AnandaNanz]

It's so funny...some ppl need to chill out and find humour in these things...Life is too short to get vexed all the time for little stupidness.

[BERK549BERK]

i speak turkish that is not what it says ...

[venichen1]

@BERK549BERK no shit

[sladikk]

Oh, buffalax...You got blocked from YouTube because of copyright infringements(which I admit were going to happen anyways), but your legend still lives on...Your very name has been immortalized as a verb. While you are lost, you live eternally in the internet.

Does anyone else consider buffalax a meme now?

[Sympli]

omfg fuck all of you guys, the song is likable!

[looneybun1]

that comment earlier had NOTHING to do with THIS VIDEO so before you cuss me out for NO REASON.. MY PROBLEM was with youtube, NOT you! i guess i just keep thinking ppl are smart enough to realize how to read and understand it CLEARLY says its to YOUTUBE. as for this video its FINE, no probs, its just the closest way i could find to talk to youtube. i do appreciate this video though. but dont cuss ppl out when you DONT KNOW THE STORY. i didnt!

[metalguyn]

@looneybun1 "cause i will PAY to watch a site with buffalax rather than this crappy lame excusefor free."

Thats you calling me a lame excuse. so fuck you get off my page!

[looneybun1]

@metalguyn hmmm, okay, i am able to admit when i have erred. i really did not intend it that way, i was merely upset with YOUTUBE for deleting stuff all the time (and since they deleted alot of buffalax things, who knows, they may come after urs nex, then u too will be angry with themt) so, i do apologize that it seemed to come out toward ur stuff. i DO NOT think urs is crappy at all. but please refrain from the f word, & such threats as i was not insulting you in that way.

[looneybun1]

and...to continue. I did, in my defense, try to explain above that this was in no way toward you. so again, my apologies that it came out that way, because it WAS NOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO, the lameness was toward YOUTUBE for deleting stuff all the time. if urs is buffalax style, and they deleted the real buffalax...who knows. i have apologized & admitted my error. i will now get off ur page as you request. less views for ur video now, but whatever floats ur boat. this is now over.

[looneybun1]

@metalguyn 1st OF ALL...this was NOT about YOU, it was about YOUTUBE. so mind your own business. NO i wont be doing videos i dont even know how BUT i DO frequent videos on youtube which wouldnt exist if it werent for people like me and YOU. SECOND: really, you do realize that it is SOOOOOOOOO easy to hide behind a computer and spew out such "big cuss words" what are you 20??? Did ur mother teach you to speak to older women in such a manner??did ur grandmother??

[looneybun1]

SO IF YOUTUBE cant do something as simple as NOT getting rid of BUFFALAX then i cant wait till someone invents something better. cause i will PAY to watch a site with buffalax rather than this crappy lame excusefor free. they ALWAYS delete songs. on here. chit ppl, hire some lawyers and do something. ppl KILL me!

[GradyWatts]

you need to study on phonetics of Turkish :)

[joehabana]

15 persons didn´t ordered the Racoon soup... poor fools

[donnalemaster]

He's hot. Period!

[TheGoatAttack]

Food! lmao and that is not how all turkish people dance its one singer if i used justin beiber as a template for how american people are that wouldnt be right ey... so now do you get it

[sburcvrne]

if you wanna know here is the real lyric See! I became so down and broken It didn't go. I could not hold on. Tough! So tough is your absence. I couldn't get used to. Hit! Hit this foolish head on walls, on rocks for a good deed. Then forgive and come bury in your hug I got thin. I melted off I could not do without you And now I came like a lamb threw myself on your lap the way you wish This time I set my pride on fire I burnt it and came

[Americathebrave100]

Food? Racoon Soup? ha ha ha ha. better than baklava.

[TubaGlider2]

@Americathebrave100 Racoon soup better thatn baklava? Do you know what baklava is?

[Americathebrave100]

@TubaGlider2 Duh I don't know what Baklava is, nor do I understand what Filo dough is. Get real, your comment is ah so silly and lacks any kind of intellectual debate.

[3choBlaster]

@Americathebrave100 lol .. "lacks any kind of intellectual debate" I know you're trying to sound smart .. but you realize that you sound retarded right?

Haha seriously that was the dumbest reaction on any comment ever. Learn what "debate" and "intellectual" means before using it, can you even find America on the map?

[taketheplunge54]

aww why dont you wanna? raccoon soup is very tasty i hear.

[watchmen22]

That was the crappiest translation yet. the lyrics sound nothing like the translation. Don't quit your day job. leave this stuff to buffalax. thank you.

[CanzetYote]

Oh.....my......GOD! I'm laughing so hard! An artist stood up to pee on my angel. SEX! I should be better than a snooty needy little duck. Epic win!

[brono9398]

@ktototamto u don't need fuming by the reality of ur leader life ataturk.if ur leader like to be poof then the nation will follow that y when turk come eu people try stay away from them coz they do hav more issue on sexual way aim not sure about ur self r u women or man but if u r man i can be grated u gay i had turkish friend she was hocker basically but that watt she said about ur country man by the way ur womens r hairy shalli say by or fuck u

[afterschooldesserts]

Is it just me or did Lady Gaga do a cheap rip off of this song called Alejandro?

[Dorito95]

Oh snap! he brought out the cymbals!

[UmmIdrees]

Funnyyy....lmao

[peaceloverer]

tip: change colour of subtitle (to black?) so pple can actually read and follow it.

but from what i could see, well done!

this man is such a hottie....

[runescapemastr]

l0l0l0l 1:18

[brono9398]

totally gay cow boy

[brono9398]

turkish all gay pal. even the leader ataturk was gay....if u think iam not right look the history

[feelthedesire]

all turkish aren't gay.you tell this cuz u are a fuking racist kurdish that hates turkish thats all

[ktototamto]

@brono9398 just because he fucked yr leaders doesnt make him gay pal, btw all your comments have word gay, r u having some self-consciousness issues?

[vamosherbut]

Do his gey ? becouse hi looks like one

[preciousjuliet]

Even though the Indian tranlsations are tyhe best, this one is still really firggin funny!! especially the side comments! xD 5*!

[steve088]

lol this translating thing only really works with Indian songs

[jeaok]

@steve088 i disagree ;-)

[SaayweriyaMerePiya]

Whats the name of this song?

[steve088]

kuzu kuzu by tarkan

[gw197234]

Dude, any man that can shake his hips like that is ok in my book....Oh, and those finger cymbals....Ohhh la la!!!!

[gw197234]

btw, I am 100% female, and if this man is gay, let me the one to try to convert him over... LOL!!!!!!

[sezjackproductions]

tarkan rocks

[EdithLuvsDMack]

I LVOE TARKAN!!!

[EdithLuvsDMack]

I LOVE TARKAN!!!!!!!

[KillSamNazis]

why are turkish people so korny..this has to be the most stereotypical "boyband gay guy" ever.

[sezjackproductions]

no there not thats just one guy

[EchoScorpio]

Funny.... cracked me up :)

"an artist stood up to pee on my angel." Romantic ROTFL

[venichen1]

That's R. Kelly!

[jeaok]

lol not too bad. after "order the raccoon soup, I sure don't wanna" I am hearing "don't touch my boobs"

[thomascat06]

This is a good song. What is it really called and what is the singer's name?

[wausman]

his name is called tarkan

[missgOObee]

Tarkan - Kuzu Kuzu

[Drakontissa]

What's the original song called?

[MusicYasha]

hahaha

[ssmakan]

That was pretty funny. I would say that was as good as Buffalax's videos.

You did a pretty good job there mate, well done :)

[RainbowWebkinz]

Omg,this song is Turkish,and I'm Turkish. It was hard watching the idea becAUSE I knew exactly what he said,and when I compared it to what it sounded like, I was like WTF! It doesn't sound like it! Haha,this is pretty funny! The translation wasn't making any sense to me because I knew what he was saying. But the goosey goosey part just made me crack up. And the people that are making fun of the way he dances,STOP! Every country has the own unique dance. I <3 this video!

[bitesh]

@RainbowWebkinz yeah, I felt the same about kaoma's lambada. it doesn't work when u understand the real thing.

[cekto2011]

Fuck you to joke about my Tarkan.

[IstephanZ]

ahmetturan10 i agree with ya mate good on ya :)

[ultrAslanFighter]

hahahah xD

[mrstracih]

Chop! Huzzah! Hahaha.

[simvillemaniac]

bah boo nah?ol

[meegz1234]

haha thats so funny...my favorite pat is food,order racoon soup

[psarlay]

damn this guy is so gay wtf

[phanviet1717]

really awesome keep it up guys :))

[isildur555]

the video is funny even without the subtitles

this guy is so gay..

[turkishchic23]

i just kept laughingh the entire time!!! though its kinda good to know what turkish sounds like in someone elses point of veiw! so funny!!!!!

[Xshinz123X]

omg hahahahahahahah

[iKroniik]

looool nice video india ninja goosy goosy

[Murie2]

OK. Well, I guess I'll have to order the racoonsoup now. And I sure don't wanna! And...hey!! Wait: that artist just peed on my angel!!! XD!

[deliazack]

Turkish dialog is soo heavy

[IfYoure555Im666]

Hahah hard to watch this when u kno turkish :P

[Sarita12385]

The Turkish Ricky Martin. I knew he was out there somewhere.

[trapecista0313]

OMG..Almost peed my pants here...funny funny funny!!!!

[ImhotebTheThird]

What can I possibly say, other than:

5 stars!!!

Funny as hell :D

Good job dude :)

[CactusHazretleri]

I've always thought this video needed to be made fun of - for like five years now. It always reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dances. If I get around to it, I'll make you guys a real translation of what he's actually saying. Good choice for buffalaxing, but it's sort of hard to read everything because the song is so fast.

[pikanti]

yummy

[venichen1]

"I'm gonna doom Rudy, Till they die te te te"

LOL, poor Rudy. :(

[ReagleBeagle101]

taco on undies!!!lol!!!=D

[ben401334]

lmao nice lol

[Dorito95]

SEX!!!

[XugaXuga88]

He's right, screw the mall, I hate shopping.

[venichen1]

Me too, I like eating at the mall though. :P

[XugaXuga88]

Haha me too, thats the only thing I really like. Eating, looking around at the crowds, and maybe browsing around the bookstore.

[venichen1]

Same with me. :)

[Dorito95]

india ninja!

[Dorito95]

ah.. uh.. um... yeah.

[venichen1]

lol raccoon soup!

[YellowTexasRose90]

haha a taco on undies stained a bouquet! - LMAO!!!!

[Idiosyncratic911]

this guy is the turkish version of Michael Jackson LMAO - Answer - The McNasty

[brizzletheizzle]

screw the mall loL!!!!!!!!

[juniperntl]

Michael Jfaker

[mucisan]

dutch is die man homo netherland

[heeromistress]

hahaha..damn that was hilarious!

[lndonguzeli]

a man tht has gd dance moves proves somthin else lol seni sewiom a$kim bebeyim tarkan!!

[mrstracih]

I like this dance!!!

[caren2020]

hahahha funnyyyy deserves a 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000 stars... he is really hot hot hot

[caren2020]

sexy yummmm .... but funny ;)

[caren2020]

hahahah !!! a gay indian ninja:P that would be better that a guy from indian ninja....anyways ,.... it's funny :P

[LawtinoBoxer]

haha a taco on undies stained a bouquet!

[speedaddict2008]

SO RANDOM!!! SO PHUNNY!!!!!

[sable203]

Hes pretty. yum

[whisper123voodoo]

whats the name of this song?

[parrhelia]

tarkan - kuzu kuzu

[whisper123voodoo]

DAMMMMNNN he is hoooooottttt! im movin to turkey

[nicnac540]

hahaha i should be better than a snooty needy little duck hahahaha lmao

[icecreamsaves]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... i loved it, esp. the part about 'screw the mall'

[ijvince]

Drunken dancing ftw

[sueysa]

A bit far fetched but omg the see-saw dance and the goosey goosey guy from india, ninja:  lmao!!!!

[stckarena11]

i bet what he is smoking is some good stuff

[babaj33]

o.O wat the hell!! a man belly dancin lol btw i love the song:]

[whisper123voodoo]

im a belly dancer and guys dance all the time!

[Sellocans]

I LOVE YOU TARKAN

[IHateWhatsHisFace]

he rocks. and hes REALLY hot :P

[Akhiloth]

Ugh. He's both flashomacho AND insane.

[milanbergh]

Bob.

LMAO

[a1d2h3a4m5]

hahahahah very very nice one :D

[strictlypriscilla]

lol he is kinda pretty lol RATASH BA - DA - BOOMS lmao

[jin461]

OH MY JESUS CHRIST THAT MAN IS HOT!

[luv4knowledge]

He's not hot at all, he's too delicate and girly looking w/ facial hair....EEEEEEK!!!

[djaviator7]

his name means cockaroach in russian lol

[sassy304]

A taco on undies stain a bouquet lmao!!!

[luv4knowledge]

LMFAO.