Funny Or Die Presents: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

[ivan1080p]

She's Looking For A Girl :(

[doucheacademy]

Lilo is such a douche....she belongs to DoucheAcademy com

[crypter27]

@saberbazer Like hell she is!

[charlesmburns]

my future ex wife!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MargaretsLight]

this real?

[xgoobers23x]

im single

[milasports67]

lol

[TheRobertjavier81]

I wanna eat lindsays pussy

[spasticclown]

@TheRobertjavier81 Me too. Rumor has it that it's 80 proof. Get fucked up while fucking!!!

[TheRobertjavier81]

lol beatiful

[regulatorzone]

holy shit she's fucking hot in this..

[robertg5a]

shes still fuckin hot lol

[chilton4100]

Nice clip. Send to me by a friend on RentAFriend com. Really nice.

[theonenamedjosh]

sellout,

[RJM1011]

This turns ME on !

Over $400.00 in the bank ? you can buy me a drink any day  Lindsay !

XX

[terratrema]

She always sounds like she's got a cold.

[dtv4848]

plastic surgery?

[bauuau18]

She must have gotten paid my salary for 3 yrs, for 1:37 of chatting shit

Bring in the views ppl funny or die needs to get even at least

[ToolJEV1986]

show your tits Lindsay!

[TylerDibbz]

hahaha niceeeeee.. she did a bossome job'o

[mayisnatural]

i lovvveee redheads they are seriously the hottest

[gotactical]

she needs to gain weight..

[stayboy1684]

am i seeing things; or does her left nostril seem a little out of shape?? cocaine's a hell of a drug!!

[contact1araya]

Its incredible how celebrities spin o.d'ing, driving under the influence, killing people and any other crimes into carrere opportunities. This Bitch, Robert Downie Jr, Vince Neil, Paris Hilton you name it..........hip hurray for publicists they are leading the world straight to HELL!!

[chocolateboy0115]

why do her teeth look like those of a crack addict?

......ohhhhhh.. nevermind

[defrain46]

FIRE CROTCH

[funhistory]

Shouldn't a decent actress be able to memorize a 90-second script without having to look at a teleprompter?

[JONAS43006]

wait when was she ever a singer?

[LadyGM720]

@JONAS43006 she put out two cds. One called Speak an another which I don't remember the title of of hand. Speak was pretty good. The other cd was OK but it was mostly cover songs of other bands I think. Still ok though.

[HDTVGamePlay]

She's not even sexy as MILF

[CopyyyCat]

hey, she looks good for being a 40 year old.

[josh100406]

I LIKE HER FACE WHEN SHE THROWS THE FOOTBALL!!!!! I STILL LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME I WATCH IT!!!!

[eckxs0428]

She's thin because she smokes! Stop smoking, Lind! I WANT YOU TO GET BACK ON TRACK!! I blame Mean Girls for whatever is happening to her right now!

[BigDawg515]

@eckxs0428 the last great lindsay lohan movie and ima guy sayin that.... fellas we kno why we loved that movie as much as the girls did (for different reasons of course)

[eckxs0428]

@BigDawg515 It's a great movie but it's the reason why the paparazzi started to follow her.

[therealmonicarene]

@eckxs0428 why blame mean girls?

[L2design]

I love ALL her movies... you go gurl!!! Just live healthy ok :D

[dunnowy123]

She used to be so friggin hot before she become super skinny and died her hair blonde...she's a little bit hotter with red hair now...

[yoshibax]

Need help. What does she say at 1:20. I never lose my ..? Please help!

[brandystr]

@yoshibax: I had trouble figuring that out at first, too. :P

She says, "I never lose my google hits, just my underwear."

[yoshibax]

@brandystr Thank you. Never would have guessed that!

[kyamica0183]

damn she got thin...

[Crawlyg]

lindsay is great!!! people could talk shit about her, but the girl can act!!

[Multimorten]

i always had a weak spot for her, too bad im not dumb enough for her standards =(

[ruexperienced101]

I LOVE YOU LINDSAY!

[Chaodragon07]

she should die

[buttlord123]

Lyndsay is nasty.

[pablogeebee1]

WOW those marlboro lights made her voice soooo sexy....oh and the coke,meth and heroin but I aint complaining Mmmmmmm aaaaaaahhh

[RJM1011]

Hey Lindsay this turns me on !

Let me know where you are in rehab ill bring some chilled wine and pizza !

[Erilis666]

she's got a sexy voice...

[cakafella]

400 DOLLARS AND 20,000 MARLBORO MILES

[chauncy424]

i like how they hella zoom in on her face than hella zoom out, btw i saw those bags under you eyes you aint fooling me

[jazheartszac]

hahaha funnyyyy at least she can realise what she has done wrong! :)

[hizbawite]

funny as hell!!!

[TheZombie13777]

bonerlicious

[matta173]

ahahaha hilarious

[DamonAddicted]

hahaha that made me actually admire her.

[negroman2]

LMAO!!!!!! this is awesome...I can definitely give her credit on accepting her bad habits



[negroman2]

LMAO!!!!!!

[bowarrful]

shes hot! an shes funny :D

[kimchijeegeah2]

she needs to eat more

[BESSOMiCUlO]

I still love LINDSEY:)

- shes going to get better and turn her life around:)

[NWIDreamHomes]

ive actually showed her some homes in NW Indiana

[rogersmithnews]

That was funny!

[SpencerFahlman]

holly crap

[XDlolzilla]

bitch

[petelen]

Meh. I did not lol.

[tpp2213]

what does it mean in second 18/19 ? iam german...

[dt5645]

@tpp2213 entreprenuer? or single handedly?

[psynthpriest]

@tpp2213 Entrepreneur, basically means a person who starts a business, as it is used in America. She's referring to marketing herself as a product brand (perfumes, clothing, etc)

[tpp2213]

what does it mean in second 18/19 ? iam german

[MissMo69]

@ryanatatlantis lol no actuuually i was referring to all the wrinkles she has inbetween her eyebrows and forehead

[mauricio80000]

Never lose WHAT!!!!??? After that she says only my underwear.. My speakers suck!!!!!!! a little help!!!!!!!

[RJM1011]

@mauricio80000 Google hits.

[mauricio80000]

@RJM1011 Thanks!! 

[delwayno]

wow what the fuck happened to the babe from mean girls

[thebonefish]

@delwayno it lost 20 pounds from a coke habit. :-(

[alanabzg]

She was reading the whole time. maybe all that alcohol burned her brain cells!!!

[horrorjunkie92]

How did I know from the fact that Linsay Lohan is in this it's gonna be all about her and not funny at all?

[LapisGarter]

What a waste of talent. She can actually act and be funny.

[ilovejd224]

Sorry people, I STILL SUPPOTY LINDSAY :)

[kuunami]

@ilovejd224

same here. She's still pretty hot and sexy if you ask me. And she can actually act too. She just needs to get herself focused. I think she can still turn things around with her career. If Mickey Rourke and Robert Downey Jr. could pull it off, anyone can. A few good movies and everyone forgets the past, that's how it is.

[CawleyJack]

@aslan924

make that a grain

[ThatOwnageGuy]

@aslan924 haha..... your funny.....

[RJM1011]

As your out on bail now Lindsay give me a call ?

[chiptopher1986]

What The Fuck is that thing on your lip?

[jockdoubleday]

could eHarmony have asked her to memorize the script instead of reading it off cue cards . . . ?

[sickskillet22]

@jockdoubleday LOL it's not actually eharmony

[jockdoubleday]

@sickskillet22 oh. i also notice it was over ten months ago. darn.

[rivercarp14plate]

BITCH

[S74129]

uhm

can we say

blow your nose?

[MyDogAteMyHW]

@XXDemonXSlayer13XX u have a point. i guess in that case shes actually got some talent lol

[brynn]

so unnatural.

[Aramakie98]

someone is getting a new girlfriend!

[Ccls2OP]

@Aramakie98 Wait, her or you? lol.

[SScubaSteveS]

shame she should be on the jersey shore

[RJM1011]

Shame Lindsay went to jail today this could have been so GOOD !

[dmaric88]

you are funny and star when can you make fun of yourself,and move on to next thing,

please lindsay,let this be your last stunt grove up and fess up,do jail and go on with your life

[TheArtfulVoyeur]

haha druggie

[karelneeger]

If I sing better than me, would you come out with me?

[Panasor]

i would still tap that

[kuunami]

@Panasor

LOL. Hell yeah, so would I. All these guys who are saying otherwise are full of shit because it sounds cool to say. But the truth is that If the average guy saw a chick like this walking down the street, he would want to fuck the living shit out of her. I know I do.

[MyDogAteMyHW]

u can tell shes reading it bothered me, isnt she supposed to know how to memmorize dialogue?

[XXDemonXSlayer13XX]

@MyDogAteMyHW Give her a break, she was probably drunk while filming this.

[sialuab]

she cant be creative, unless she is really a he!!

[Genericname78]

"Well crash a few parties and a car or two." Hahaha!

[MorbidBullet]

Absolute props to her for taking it in good fun.

[Jbeliski]

I mean if yu wanna bang

[Jbeliski]

Linds call me. I got a job now and my own place. I think you'd like me. I eat lots of McDonalds to and watch you are movies when I don't have to go to fuckin work.

[RJM1011]

@Jbeliski NICE ONE !

[RJM1011]

Buy me a drink Lindsay and im yours !

XX

[user8595]

why does her skin look like that of a street prostitute?

[nickluvsme]

i like when a person can poke fun at themselves

[redbullsrock]

jesus.. what happened?

[MrMattintosh]

lol

[TheAlienAndTheTree]

WHAT HAPPEND TO HER!?

[emelokothevolcom]

but linsay seems really nice :D ey lindsay am 16 :D when i'll become a movie star as good as u r then maybe i can crush on a few partys and have babys :D callme!

[chuchunezbie]

That's not really her.... is it? I don't think she would make fun of herself like that.

[MsTippietoes]

Hay you sound like my mom especally when you said CRAZY REDHEAD!!!!!

[MrsDixon1234]

I love her attitude, how she can make fun of herself, and still do it seriously and honestly for the most part!

[tallsmile28]

Your teeth are falling out!!!

[neur0txn]

everyone hates her because she openly drinks and does drugs, pshhhh

thats why i respect her.

wtf would anyone else do if they were sitting on a small fortune?

other than travel and get fucked up? lol

and idc what anyone says shes pretty fuckin cute, of course there are hotter girls, but i'd smash her in a second lol

[xLazyb0nex]

It's cool to see celebs poke fun at themselves. Lohan just lost a few douche points in my book. Good job.

[feedfuck]

while i think this chick is borderline retarded and should be heavily medicated it still makes me laugh how every person on here is bashing her looks. All the guys on here would bang her in a second and love it, and all the girls on here wish they looked like her, and if you deny it your lying to yourself. Just be honest with who you are and let this crackhead/socialite live out her remaining 12 years she probably has left.

[stratovani]

@feedfuck

12 years? You're being generous! I give her five years. First, she'll become a well-known has-been, then the addiction spiral will really take on a life of its own. Then she'll be ready for her dirt nap.

[danielllaha]

Dream woman

[JuicyCosmetic]

She used to be a lot prettier!

[lhoppen]

she looks like she smells bad

[diagnosedpsychosis]

She's only human. She's allowed to make mistakes. Atleast she can find humour in it. 

[kalpal040507]

lmfao this is awesome

[deemilieu]

She doesn't look 40. Peope are comparing her face to when she was a child actor and that's not fair. See her photospread in Vanity Fair. She's gorgeous. It's become so trendy to dump on her. Wha do you think Vanity Fair paid her for the shoot? 100k? How many of you haters out there can get 100k for someone to take pictures of you?

[SupernaturalLover67]

Gosh, she used to be so beautiful! her face as youthful and gorgeous, and she had a kick-ass, curvy body.

Now she looks like a 40 year old crackhead. Which I guess is kinda what she is.

[roberta1292]

She look unhealthy :\

[felipipi]

I bet she found love in jail.

[Scuba122]

This Advertising is what I used to use the internet to get away from and I am finding it encroaches everything

[derr115]

i certainly hope my videos on ufo research get looked at....it is important to show people I am a serious researcher . People need to know there is a show going on off-Planet - Derr

[elvaelvirababe]

hahahaha, singer.

[RJM1011]

This video turns me on I wish I was kissing Lindsay ! !

XX

[nustiuma]

@RJM1011 you disgust me :|

[themeaningoflife38]

she likes anal fisting

[RevAIDGnarl]

She has skeleton head.

[orsettoplayer10]

lmfao

[philockalips]

well lindsay...I love to text non-stop.. I like long walks at the beach as long as it equalls to my stamina...I like to chase ppl in my car naked...My family issues warrants..so we shouldnt have a problem...And i have a sleeping disorder...So passing out isnt a problem love...Call me tonight...lol..

[ErmineskinCreelov]

Self deprecation = career saver.

[ca1cifer]

I really do think she's talented. I hope she's able to get back on her feet soon.

[69thedominator69]

ha she seems pretty nice but shes fucked her life up

[Dezawaller]

LOL

I love how there playing music from the Parent Trap in the background ;L

[XxPartyHard765xX]

i find it sad that shes making a joke of her life now..

[tomatogoo]

hope LL can get it together and make a comeback. she sure is easy to look at.

[deskset24]

Is that really her?

[vsoccergirl23]

the marlbolo miles part always gets me.

[RoyalOrderoftheFez]

We in the ROF live only for crazy redheads.

[taeboqueen1]

she needs to eat a sandwich.

[Punkprynces95]

i laughed through this whole thing. isnt she still in jail??

[BrightEyedBurglar]

aww she looks kinda old in the face =(

[128541frem]

Its sad that people admire, the people that is most fucked up and without much moral!

[128541frem]

Is she ever gonna make a good movie!

[rriverstone1]

Well, substance abuse and behavioral health challenges are not, in themselves, funny, but tragic. She is a very good sport, or very desperate for work. I kept wondering, is that really her?! I wish her well.

[SASJKL]

wow i just jizzed in my pants when she said "i'm so alone..."

[jay19xxx]

does she like giving rim jobs and a hard ass pounding fucks, and cunnilingus performed by a sand paper tongue?

[MrSlider09]

I love Lindsey, she is soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot, and funny as hell. To bad she doesn't date normal guys, oh well.

[MrRdub7162]

GREEN TEETH

[MrRdub7162]

A DENIALAHOLIC

[loverofzebras]

LOL WOW

[DisastropheFilms]

How I Seize It - Linsday Lohan is funnier!

[totallyrandom137]

what happened, lindsay?? she used to be so pretty and she was an amazing actress. why'd she have to go and screw herself up?

[VictimeDeReligion]

I like redheads. I would go for it, sounds fun.

[dannydoblen]

lol i love her <3

[JohnnyTie]

Wait... Is this this a real ad?! WHAT WAS THAT NUMBER AGAIN?!

[930Mann]

wow, this was pretty realistic in a not-really-sarcastic kind of way. here u go Mychel, here's your girl! wonder what JLH is up to after the ghost-whispering.

[coldbedsheets]

Ugh. Nothing worse than a red-head raspy voiced freckleface slut with no ass.

[culaidculote]

haha at least she shows that she has a great sense of humor

[gottaseeit46]

That's great, go ahead and glorify your obvious substance abuse problems. The youth of American culture could use something else to erode any reason to be a person of character.

[tatertotter808]

ugly cocaine face.

[willshep32]

Sign me up!!! lol

[futurestar94britfan]

see all the tabloids r trying to make her seem lonely and suicidal,

but as we can all see here shes fine :) and she still has a sense of humor

and it seems to me like her career is starting to get back on track again.

i saw a tv show where they interviewed her costars from machete and they all said great things about her

i really hope shes getting better, she deserves it

best of luck lindsay <3