Curtis Reads New Moon - Chapter 2

[abirose94]

that was hilarious!!

get some fresh air, wots the point hes not breathing!!!!

oh read more its so funny 2 c u bitch about the book:)

[crippledcritic]

y did u stop? this is hilarious!

[torikatt]

Next Chapter?(:

[asiyahmuh]

You have to post chapter 3 you are hilarious.

[StepphhCH]

NEXT CHAPTER ;D

[molr11]

Ahhahaha oh god your funny, have you got twitter? Because you should follow me @n0minge

Seriously your hilarious:')

[0ThatCostsMoney0]

Oh, thank God! I have spent so many years wondering what colour Edward's eye were before he became a soulless creature! Thanks Curtis, you're a top bloke! :D

[honeyycruller]

make chapetr 3!!

[honeyycruller]

Wheres the rest of the book!?????!!!!

[anikabri]

"What are you talking about? Bella doesn't have a *soul*!" LMFAO

[eggylucy]

get some fresh air... WHATS THE POINT HES NOT BREATHING!!!? lol

[newyorkfresh13205]

"...random shit that's just...shit."

lol

[alexwraith]

"What was that, like, one minute of sex or dry humping. Edward just came his vampire cum." WTF? HAHA!!!

[denhypreheksa]

"He might rip your tits off" lol

[arguetimewithCHD]

MAKE MORE DAMMIT!! that is all

[YourVeryOwnNocturne]

"I wanted to salvage the evening."

"YOU CAN'T. THE EVENING IS FUCKED, BELLA."

[FronkLero]

y u no make 3rd chapterr! o.O



[ACharmedLifeTime]

Where's the next chapter??? You're hysterical

[MiniDebz]

more, please, more. holy shit. this is hilarious.

[SuperTwilightFanX]

Eerm he did choose a female companion..Esme. It was because Edward was dying and his mum told Carlisle to save him that he changed him.

[creepykels]

I spat out my drink several times xD you're hilarious!

[brassic5]

HAHAHA! Soo funny wen u thought Edward could control himself and climaxed! Jus thought u chud no that he was actually having trouble stopping himself from killing bella. lol though

[StarKidKilljoy]

Can't wait for the next chapter, you are just HILARIOUS!

[arguetimewithCHD]

damn it, make another, ur shit is HILARIOUS!!

[WeasleyIsOurKing123]

Hahaha this is hilarious! :D

chapter 3 please...............

[PieceOfMetal92]

are you gonna keep on reading? you're so fun =D

[ZDeathLullaby]

oh bella's ginger? o.O

[TrueBlueRH]

Chapter 3 ???

[xxRandomCxx]

alex day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TheLastPrefect]

"he's not breathing!!" lol

[TBAMichelle]

please please please do Chapter 3

[MissMIMIVamp]

Chapter 3 please please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please plea

[VenusDiangelo]

"Whats she talkin about? Bella dosent have a SOUL!"

[FR3DKRU3G3R]

"I can tell he wasn't breathing." *shifty eyes* LMAO

[otaylornicoleo]

Please do another chapter!! =)

[hylianrider]

YES 1000 views. Next chapter please.

[DjSplash0495]

I choked laughing......

[OctopusFromRedDirt]

Please post more... you're amazing.

[JosephPage]

Subscrib'd.

[swantonnoodles]

I BEG YOU SIR, PLEASE DO CHAPTER 3

[TwixterAndTea]

yes u don't have 1,000 views but you should do chapter 3. I need my twilight-is-shit fix.

[hylianrider]

@TwixterAndTea I am reading eclipse, so you check it out up to chapter... 20 I believe is what I'm on.

[retardedmushroomable]

chapter 3??

[littleblackittiecat]

man I have never imagined that twilight/new moon/whatever could be so lameeee and cheesy!!! wtf...and people really think these books are cool? (cos for some reason they became bestsellers)

dude keep up the good work cos you are making my day lol

[EnglishRose719]

Outstanding candidate to step into Alex's shoes, this is brilliant Curtis!

[SilverfoxRayne]

PLEASE MORE!!!! MORE!!!! :D

[Flanneryschickens]

What are you talking about? Bella doesn't have a soul!

[siyap92]

yay!!!

[nothin2do46]

Makes no sense!

In the last book it said HE COULDN'T BREATH!

[NickieNicQueen]

@nothin2do46

He said he didnt Have to breath, not that he couldnt xD

[K9WOO]

"this next bit is just pointless" isnt the whole book? lol

[kettlethorpekid]

omg soooooooooo funny pmsl lol whatever just u have 2 read more

[pinkpokadot100]

"Unless you get naked and offer yourself to Edward..."

She tried to in Eclipse but he wouldn't let her.

XD

[7Serenee]

LOL!

[Gallifray123]

Rip your tits off lol

[cowtipper84]

HA!!! Ledgend!!!!!

[hylianrider]

"The evening is FUCKED Bella." Sorry but that is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard about twilight and yet so true.

[xxRandomCxx]

@hylianrider ikr!!! i loled so much

[hylianrider]

YAY! This made my day! Thanks man, you're awesome!

[mikachu226]

this actually makes twilight good!

[CallaghanSean]

HAHA! go and get some fresh air...... '_' lmao!

[georgisium]

wait vampires can breath? wtf!