3 Minute Meals with Firery Rachael Ray

[babanachiket]

who has whipped cream, bourbon whisky, beer & peaches everyday at home... crazy bitch

[AFGHAN21100]

Shes nasty

[animechick557]

ikr beer in ice cream XP

even her meat has beer in it WTF XP

what up with u horny ass ppl i feel like gonna throw up with the comments u put XP

im not going to go to this video ever again =.=

[DoubleDion97]

I would fuck Rachael Ray until my dick exploded.

[The7legacy]

@DoubleDion97

Yeah, Rachael Ray is alright.

I wouldn't mind fucking her doggie style.

[anna258banana]

She sounds like the female version of the Shamwow guy.

[hAhan17]

OMG, why am i watching cooking shows??

[jasonfreddy2012]

mannnn would someone post the shows where camera is on her ass dammmit lol

[killodoggy]

I want to party in her mouth.

[07729913]

lots of sweet lots of bla bla bla

nice hair

you must be from west virginia

[culliganbro1]

this should be on national geographic. "women in their natural habitat"

[G33kiGirlz]

Rachel Ray is super epic!! Her food always sounds oh-so delicious, minus the alcohol. Aha.

[5implesimon]

@G33kiGirlz surely "super epic" and "oh-so" r only used by abstainers

[TTRLovesMittens]

"I'm going to take a big package,

and some beer!

I think I can take it

HELLO!

Heh heh..."

[Ethiokarate1]

i have the biggest crush on rachal ray, and with all due respect, i would gladly make sweet love to her beautifully ancient body cuz she has the heart of a kid.

[TheWrongTone112]

I want to make sweet sweet love to rachael ray LOL

[Cookingwhiledancing]

hello

[CaptainChavB]

wait party in her mouth? am i invite?

[TheMarck28]

shes a bitch and she talks like a child

[charvelgtrs]

God she is so sexy.

[fullagrace78]

Omg. Crazy!

[melovetorun]

OMFG, The things that I would do to that ass!

[TheAlinaLopez]

Do you make enchiladas? You know I go to the Olive Garden, because I love to eat, and eat out at restraunts too. These guys bring me a salad with out the OLIVES and sometimes it is not fresh food. The restraunt is called the "Olive Garden" and I do not get the olives in my salad. Do you think this is right? It is like me not putting the cheese in my enchiladas. If you know the owners can you tell them to put the olives in my salad. Thank you. :) l.o.l. No I am seriouse. :)

[MrVenom1994]

their alot of sex pun go damn

[frompovertytoroyalty]

damn she's hot

[woozie777]

"party in her mouth".... i would like to be invited to that

[Astrales]

this is my impression of americans

[pinkeyshort]

... what just happened?

[dumass1985]

Wonder if she is like that during bed lol she said party in my mouth lol....... Xd

[hot64chick]

now what we're gona do before we go down..lol

[MrElstone1]

stock and spew her main ingredients.she sucks

[68NYC]

Somebody is gonna get drunk on that,

[khey86]

Geezz.... Over exag!

[warmachine15]

This woman is trying so hard to be ms-touch-chick-with-a-spatula. She seems to have a comically inflated masculine persona. Unfortunately, her version of masculinity is so utterly skewed that it should be offensive to any one with a brain. All self respecting men or even feminists should be ashamed of themselves if they like this airhead. It's up to men to show women that we don't act like this, and that any that do should be totally ignored.

[warmachine15]

I made the last comment out of frustration, and I take it back. We should make every effort to extend the truth to these people as to break them from their illusory worlds.

[GMGvanS]

That bitch is crazy and the food looks gross.

[Wixxirt]

is that miley cyrus?

[rebelsouljaz]

eww ice cream with beer? crazy ass bitch

[alexsilreg]

@rebelsouljaz Stout or porter floats are a great way to use some less than tasty beer.

[Batchelli]

*facepalm*

[mininick0001]

id make a meal out of her vag

[mryjn420090]

shes so hot, I would have her sit on my face and fart.

[ImHereToSay]

WOW! She can melt MY butter in a big hurry! yum yum yum!

[BigAssPain]

She melts MY cheese!! yum-O!!

[pattyaaron]

She has such a GREAT THICK ASS!!!

[ImHereToSay]

@pattyaaron indeed she does!

[roostrand16001]

i agree it is very sexaul

[brownie3454]

this is so sexual...

[Arrivaelsalvador]

U really explained how to cook

[mur12chen]

2:55

Apparently, not more than 3 minutes away either.

[deathjam]

i would've hit that until she started talking...

[tock101]

Dear Rachel, There a saying that sex does not last but cooking does. That means, your are the sexies woman alive. You can sex me up anytime.

[mo42086]

Kelly Clarkson!!!

[HixonatorHD]

Lol Haha listen to all the interjections like boom

[HixonatorHD]

Lol HMMM

[seafoamwinter]

Sexy

[soccerpro273]

Her voice is sooo annoying and wats worse is she talks wayy to much. but its soo funny if u listen to it. i waz laughing for like 10 min. and she always says,"mmmmm its gonna be grrreat" in that rachel ray weird voice. it soo funny i luv making fun of it. hahaha

[tmtmoormr]

omg she is so hot my mouth is watering mmmmmmmmmm

[paultheuglydog]

This meal is so delish. The first time I cooked this meal for my husband he humped my leg so hard that we spent three weeks cleaning the seamen out of the kitchen

[hoteliwinshowcases]

She always carries a lot of ingredients to the counter in every episode.

[JewsusTehChrist]

I bet her farts smell AWESOME!

[FlawlessCock]

Women are devil's pawn. Or they are themselves the devils in disguise. And you wonder why so many american women are looking like men. Those cunts are killers. Mankillers and who fumes their sentiment and support their roles and give rights to them? Politics. The serpent of politics. Just like the Devil who got through Eve who tempted and doubted Adam who doubted God. So has it been ever since. So women have a reason to hate men. Because all men are failures, failing fathers and "horny sobs".

[FlawlessCock]

Women give out diseases, mental illnesses (that's where liberalism originate from) suffering, misery, they play god by giving men a bad conscience. In other words, if you don't love her or take charge of her insanity and put her in place she'll have enough reason to resent you and make you look like the bad guy. Women have a sick way of doing that to men. To always confuse distort and emotionalize everything. And men as stupid as they are still ask sex from the very devil that will kill them.

[bosshogindog]

@FlawlessCock you hit it on the head brother

[FlawlessCock]

@bosshogindog I spank my cock on the bitch face. choootosshhh!!!!!

[FlawlessCock]

Can never shut the fuck up that disease giving cunt.

[madman60632]

third most annoying woman in the world behind oprah and wendy williams.

[thejtamez]

what is she even really saying???? haha:)

[GeneralDerp]

get back to the kitchen..... o wait.

[Aussiegirl265]

Hahha it's marge simpson

[MiorerHK]

cut and paste, cut and paste, tada! here's that 3 mins mean

[booteeny24]

I encourage EVERYONE to watch this video while your high, LMFAO!

[shthd84]

@booteeny24 im getting ready to smoke right now gonna try it

[booteeny24]

@shthd84 ROCK IT!

[TheShowstopper187]

check out Big Mike and Uncle T's College Cooking Hour. great dishes by great chefs

[TheThahirard]

just wonderin'... what'll the beer taste like in all that junk?

[shadow0mega]

im scared x.x

[elementz1986]

She sounds like she's on speed....

[beautylicious101tips]

She just totally ruined the peaches with the cream! lol Methinks it was edited to three minutes? I think it might have taken a bit longer than that!

[harleysmyles]

@beautylicious101tips thats cuz its a 30 minute meal. :) At the end, she says it never takes longer than 30 minutes.

[sqfpinoy1]

This must have been when she first started at food network since the food she made on this episode looks disgusting. the corn cakes, yuck. She does talk a lot, especially in this clip.

[720upstairs]

Yuck! I love RR but this is disgusting!

[MikeAM78]

Love whenever she goes to the fridge or stove and bends over in those TIGHT frikkin jeans.

[environmentalist1234]

That woman talks too much. Take off your clothes woman and give me a blow job

[MacDragard]

She has her own brand of dog food, lol.

[ASongInMySoul6]

party in my mouth, lololol

[saberj2x]

I'm a lucky fuck, my girlfriend sounds like rachael ray... and laughs like her too

[Pain77ful]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LUV RACHEL RAY!!!

[Hayley1518]

I Love the way this was cut!!! Check out 1:57 where she says "nice" Hahaha!

Woulda been funnier if you put that in there a few more times throughout the clip! Love it! LOVE Rachel Ray but I agree with all of you who think she needs to shut up.

[nyepenman]

"And you can eat right through the flat tire" XD

[erickmafraXD]

she dont talk, she sings Soul

GETTUPPA'baby

[leadbeater007]

THIS WOMAN IS THE MOST UNSANITARY PERSON TO EVER HAVE THEIR OWN COOKING SHOW.

she touches her face and hair non stop, shes wearing jewlery, she has no idea how to wash her hands, and she must spit all over her food cause she doesn't shut the fuck up.

watch full clips and you'll see what i mean

[Hayley1518]

@leadbeater007 I love Rachel Ray!!!!!! But you're absolutely RIGHT! LOL Very FUnny

[TheRawrCakez]

You know... My Dad said she could Probably suck a Golfball through a Tube so, Ehh...

[Hayley1518]

@TheRawrCakez LMFAO I think I peed a little funny!

[nigella4me]

I love Rachael Ray, she's real and down to earth.

[WrathofTim]

"The Food Network soon morphed, however, almost entirely into the network of Rachael Ray, whose unbridled, percolating ebullience makes you understand why the Terrorists really hate us. "

[lovrboy77]

who the fuck is rachel ray? i need a cooking show man, who the fuck is rachel ray with her over extended arms "im never gunna get this out of the cabnent and you know he likes this, and when i put the salt in i do it like this, and then im an over undemated fuckin ass hole, and then i grab that and do that." --andy milonakis

[lionsguy2]

she is so sexy

[oliviasmulyan]

2:00 NICE!

[deepseeker23]

That actually looks really good

[shthd84]

oh yeah party in your mouth

[BrynS19]

Good Weekend?

[Rosette2121]

@BrynS19 Yup, I just had to see what all the fuss was about!

[SyscoVids]

id eat her out but not that meal

[maciek77winiarski]

now i understand all Tony Bourdain said about Her :P

[rogforpresident]

Is she copying Jamie or is the other way round? Btw she really sucks- I mean ''party in my mouth''? She sucks......

[LiberalsAreWeak]

Rachael Ray sounds like a Seal in heat.....

[makettaja]

@TheASCKiller1991 I know. so was I. I came so hard.

[erazman]

sweet things are bad with beer.  not sure why she recommends having them together. it ruins the taste of the malt in the beer

[makettaja]

@TheASCKiller1991 yea and I wanked to her. so wat :p

[ELMO52MONSTA]

this bitch posed in porno mags!

[aghamora]

ha ha

[ImHereToSay]

YUM-O!!!! :D

[ImHereToSay]

WOW!! she's screaming HOT!!!!!

[gazillionandone19]

party in her mouth!

[leoloveshannah]

lol shes so adorable and nerdy

[jensmenu]

Oh I could do it in two mins! hehehe

[mryjn420090]

0:57 she says party in my mouth

[Haukenslush]

ill give you a party in your mouth

[Nyambui]

THUMBS UP PEOPLE!

Watch this again and say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" after most of the things she says...

[thomashester2]

@Nyambui hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaha­hahahahahaha

[ShayCarlFan1000]

@Nyambui BWAHAHAH

[iiLYxJUSTINBIEBx03]

@Nyambui "party in my mouth" thats what she said

[eduardogto64]

"COME OUT OF HERE LIL BUDDY" LOL

[summerdowling87]

Yummy-O

[dls430]

Somebody give her a torch

[dls430]

YUMMO!

[hhhyr55l]

Party in my mouth? Yum-o? This chick is truly obnoxious. People need to learn how to put MORE time into our food, not how to slam it out in minutes. Not spending time to nourish oneself is complete bullshit.

[J0k394]

@hhhyr55l It's either a 30-minute meal or takeout in some schedules. I prefer home cooked on a daily basis, with takeout for when I feel like it.

[LADYNHARMONY]

BOURBON WITH MY PEACHES??? MEEAN !!!!!! HAHAA

[Momsincharge]

Nice quick meal for the working American. With so many of us out of work, it is a shame that her cookware is made in Thailand..

[TheSkam03]

And now, mah beer!

[Gilda716]

it's like she's fighting o_O

[CT2507]

oh no! a masculine bitch. u can tell from the way she uses her arms voice and body that she intends to be more male than most men.

i could stand about 20 seconds of her, and then i had to stop the video.

[KriegerBR29]

@CT2507 agreed. Too high-T for that lady.

[TheJoeShowbyMandJ]

go to marioballs joe show and look at a day off in the life of rachel ray.... now thats the real rachel ray and possibly her mystery sweedish daughter O.o

[jefftherealdrunk]

oh Brandy Talore, what happened to your boobs

[FRSFreeStatePlus]

She moves real well

[EdgyXD]

This is so funny, you begin to think all she is saying is hmmm, ah pow and any other ....... onomatopoeia you can think of! haha

[Ronorve]

She really does not look 42.

[mckoydude]

i thing she having cocain.... haha.... joke.... the one who is copying her on MAD TV look like have it.... hahaha

[xsuckafreesunday]

1:05 .. *FAP FAP FAP FAP

[MrDrob87]

The reason she is one of my favorite TV chefs is she gets it. She isn't some super serious insane chef, she realizes the average person is going to watch her and makes it fun and entertaining. I would compare her to Julia Child and the way she changed the face of cooking and made it for everyone.

[jimmyjames181]

Her raw, wam, bam thank ya mam attitude is awesome! I fuckin love her.

[FRSFreeState]

Its a pleasure to watch her move

[theundeadcanadian]

She talks more then Kathy Griffin.

[hulalalalalalalalala]

lol its sooooo perverted!

[houstonhelpanimals]

Todays show Rachale Ray promoted Veal sliders? You call yourself and animal lover? Veal is one of the cruelest industries, baby calves tortured then killed, look up some videos. She knows better so is obviously a common cruel person.

[11673norley]

well, all that liquor in the food explains alot :|

[heroefierro]

this woman can't be silent!! Rachel, please, SHUT UP!!!

[marcalu]

Um........okay. Why is she putting liquor in her food?

[PizzaIdea]

be a Pizza Angel with Pizza Take Out, the iPhone game (app) that helps fight World Hunger!!!

[kevinlovecars]

It 30 minute meals not 3

[WhtMike2006]

@kevinlovecars The video is 3 minutes long dummy. That's he called it "3" not 30 LOL! 

[yarealpoof]

I love her! She seems sort of tired these days but I loved her when she was really loud and in your face with her shows. And her food is REALLY GOOD! American feel good food.

[fireeaterswife]

awesome vid, hilarious!

[OoThanh]

party in ur mouth/ lmao!

[whyeff21]

What a MEGABABE!

[aracabagua]

please dont skip?



[Mamasan41]

2 minutes is enough

[PianoChick36]

Mmm, mmm, mmm, party in my mouth...lol

[bellaflute]

jajaj

"you kow how much i love the measuring aja i dont!"

jajaja

[leefoll]

funny thanks

[PirateKing1256]

She makes delicious and fatty food.

[arielrebel11]

Ugh I Wish She Was Mha Mom She Could Cook Whatevva I Want But Then Ill Be Eatung Too Much & Mite Get Fat Lls xD I Love Her

[78therage]

Great editing I needed a good laugh thank you

[ShinyToyGuns101]

lol cooking show chef on steroids<3

[makettaja]

damn she is so hot and awesome

[conradragzoff]

@makettaja Yeah, I watched her all the time... never learned a single recipe!!!

[meattube4u33]

@makettaja poor little wide load is hungry all the time, just wait until the tv shows are all done, then rachael is gonna balloon up over 400 pounds

[JapanForSale]

Watch this w/o the video. You'd think you're stuck in an asylum.

[lol9009lol]

yumo lol