Simon van Kempen: I Am Real [Gurl Please]

[krlostv]

I FEEL EMBARRASSED FOR HIM!!!

[ajellinida]

he's so desperate for fame, it's the real HOUSEWIVES not husbands. 

[MrKamikoFuyu]

GURL PLEE

[sweethoee]

i dont understand whats up wit the ppl on the new york housewives thinking that they are singers....non of them can sing a note!

[littlemissbliss]

You are one cheezy fucker, dude.

[teewhy1977]

KILL IT WITH FIRE !!!!

[DjNemes1s]

This is pathetic...

[teewhy1977]

your comments in the background made the video for me..

[xMollieeLovesHugsx]

This makes me laugh so much he is a real bully perhaps?

Or a real creep either way he is a weird odd man

half chewed toffee is right :P

[darthtahri]

this is a joke right?

[Lakehousewoman]

He couldn't sing coal down a dark alley it's embarrassing!

[Latt996]

Damn when the US need fucking singers; the world is over. Bad!!!!!!!!!!

[MyPeachyPie]

Do these people not cringe at themselves? They seem to have no perspective on reality?????

[awecooper]

Real? Yes, real prat!

[rodrigueshart]

Wouldn't "I am Swollen" have been a better title?

[clairekful]

Simon hahahaha xx

[minxious]

is this for real?No surly not gota be a spoof!

[MrEricSevert]

Who knew he was such a great singer? I hope he gets a grammy for this!

[campvancouver]

Can you say, Karaoke? Simon Can!

[campvancouver]

Can you say karaoke? Simon can!

[mg763c]

What a complete tool. Thankfully he can't ride someone's coat-tails through the music business.

[gfy5]

he kinda looks like a half chewed toffee

[zombiegrl19]

@gfy5 lmao

[pleasures704]

wowowow do his ears not work. How could you think you sounded good if you heard yourself doing that?

[pleasures704]

Oh so sad..... he was odd enough before he did this. Attention whore perhaps?

[kuko6923]

Yeah real weetarted

[lindaheywood]

oh this guy is just horrendous. He is such a ponce. How could that clever woman live with such a fool as this? He is obnoxious. He spoils the NY housewives programme they should get him off.

[ravelikespastic]

Oh my god, I thought Gretchen and Danielle were bad but this is out of control.

He has to be a flamer.

[compilot007]

How does Alex not think that he is gay?!?!

[whitebluebug]

@compilot007

I think she's a guy so get along just great;)

[sabecy123]

my ear is bleeding! :(((

[HannichkaK]

Gotta say, not counting Candi( sorry I have no idea how you spell her name!) He is the best singer out of all Housewives...oops did I just called him a housewife....ohhh I guess I did!

[marsela1052]

u have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! Simon sit down!

[GambinoGigi]

Lol this is the funniest thing I have ever lol nice priordy

[centralviva]

like seriously does he understand that he is making a total ass out of himself...I guess he just wants to be famous at any cost even if it means being a Z list celeb

[lokachetos]

Hes so gayy

[mygrovienuts]

YEAH A REAL JERKOFF !!!!!!!

[squeallymaniac]

even if I (emphasis on the get paid) get paid to download this song on itunes, i wouldnt do it.

[rawesomegirl]

is this guy for real?!....no pun intended 

[baybaygotgroove]

This is a parody. He is joking -- not really trying to be serious. And Andy Cohen looks so dumb with those glasses, that dorky smile, and his legs spread. How did this loser get a TV show? There are a million better hosts out there.

[h2oBizzong]

fucking faggot.... wow!

[Kimmirisk]

Poor guy. I just feel sorry for him.

[BB9700head]

Hahahaha eww

[OrangeTealSky]

OH MY GOD WHY. MY FUCKING EYES. MY FUCKING EYES. GODDAMNIT THOSE HOT PANTS ARE BURNING MY RETINAS. Legit, he's either gay or a pedophile.

[whitebluebug]

LMAO! The only freak worse than him is his husband, Alex.

[kuko6923]

Simon your such a Fucking asshole with a fucking capital F. And why the Fuck are you and Alex on the real housewifes of new york anyway ???. You guys are from my hood in BROKESVILL- BKLYN. Fake ass socialites..!!!!!! and your gayer than Richard Simmons !!!

[Shainais27]

He is such a poser and copy cat! He copies all of the house wives, he wishes he was one! He should come out of the closet so they can make him a legit house wive. By far the biggest weirdo EVER!

[MegaCourtjester]

GAY! GAY! GAY! I think I had pants like those, in several colors back in the 80's only I was in my late teens/twenties, not 50. He's a freak.

If his wife finds him sexually attractive, she's a freak. I think Ramona should refer back to season 1 where she said Simon made her skin crawl.

I don't think a gay bar in Ypsilanti or Rochester would hire him for a third act after a drag queen with one eye.

[rhymeandreasoning]

does Andy ever close his legs..I love the guy but he is always sitting there, red eyed sloshed, with his legs W I D E open

[amandaflipe]

what a loser

[soccergurl5643]

So....all the housewives sing a little song, and then he has 2 go and do one.... His pants r too tight and he wears too many of those creepy dress things to sing this "I am real song" yea ur real...real gay. Creeper.

[mskinnis]

4 people are deaf.

[ErmenegildoZeg]

Can u be any gayER!? dude i am gay and not in a million years I am going to wear any of ur drag queen costumes... but u r so lucky that u have a understandable wife !?! for some reasons ..

[PurpleSmurf5]

Make it stop please, Alex saves us.

[msannethr0pe]

I am real!! real gay!

[sonix8130]

real MESS is more like it...LOL

[hexwolfman]

the worse. lol I don't get it.

[Momtopreemie]

Omg he is sooooo gay, and he sucks

[homie413]

The "Guuuurl please!" at the end MADE the video! Other than that...Simon sucks!

I would love to sit down with Andy and get his REAL perspective on all the housewives. He can't like alll of them! He's a good actor, though, pretending that all of them are his faves.

[poisonsen79]

The new and improved way to punish your kids,,,,, this for 1 hour straight. Any longer and you will have a ton of therapy bills to pay.

[Jospehporta]

Is this a joke?

[klysik]

I am so embarrassed...for him.

[trapm2551]

THE NEW RICK ROLL!!!!!

[sexytrannienj]

HIS LIVE SINGING IS HORRIBLE BUT THE SONG IS GOOD IF A DJ TUIRNS IT INTO A CLUB MIX IT WOULD GET MAD PLAY

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

LMFAO! No, he didn't.

[Smuntybass]

Could have sworn I watched the same performance on tim and eric's awesome show-great job! But I quickly realized he's 100% genuine!

[xTheOxx]

I now understand why Auto-tune was invented. For some people, it should be mandatory.

[hunnibud]

so i'm thinking the 'countess' song was dreadful....simon wins hands down being even worse! what happened to REAL talent..that starts and continues with heart and soul??? these people make a mockery out of people like us who can ACTUALLY sing... passion for singing is not a joke...THIS is a joke!!

[preshytimey1]

I can't believe he is real when the song is so awful it's unbelievable!