I just wish sometimes that guys would get their ass out of the stone age and realize they are not irresistible, better or have some kind of authority in what they say.
It was obviously a subtle joke about pussy, but not so subtle that there should be a dozen people on the internet trying to interpret it like it's Finnegan's fucking Wake. Ellen laughs at herself. Did you ever see her Larry Sander's episode? Jesus christ.
she may have been together with Portia at the time (2004) but they were only "married" briefly in 08 when same sex marriage was illegally legalized. -- anyway, point being that i dont think Portia was what the audience was laughing at... Pussy was the obvious answer...
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So many people adore her? Everyone I know can't stand this bitch. And she is always trying to bring "Gayness" into the lime light. It gets old. There is a reason the Government doesn't give Gay's the same rights as the normal American citizen. They are second class. Gays are people that make a choice to live a certain way and then want rights and all the benifits of straight law abiding people. I'm with our Gov't on that one. HELL NO!
wtf is your problem? does it concern you if she's lesbian? does she come knocking on your door parading herself as a lesbian? you're just pissed SO many people adore her and you're the only one who doesnt.
I'm offended and I found this lesbian
mikedejeuner 3 months ago
Ellen + p**** = happy
famouslastrequest 4 months ago
FUCKING LOL
XxgummyxbearzxX 4 months ago
yeah mann lesbians are hottt
Mira18able 8 months ago 2
I like anything that starts with P really.
Bahaha!
KoRnn69 1 year ago
hehehe thats awesome. the best part is she u;psually gets the jokes the audience takes from her comments and here she didnt
sarastone101 1 year ago
lmao i love ellen
tbabbs88 1 year ago
Oh my! lolololol hilarious!
SonjaPond 1 year ago
Penis also starts with P and has 5 letters. What she said wasn't even funny, because both things start with P. What a stupid audience.
FallForYou1039 1 year ago
@FallForYou1039 But they know she's a lesbian after the pie joke, so the joke was obvious. Maybe you over-think simple jokes?
Afterrhythmia 1 year ago
She eats pussy at night time :P
andrewtheone7 1 year ago
aaaahahha. i love Ellen.
mollosaur 1 year ago 3
LMFAO ;)
that makes lifee
MsSmartypants96 1 year ago
lol
mrsbitchism 2 years ago
i like anything that starts with a P!
sk8orz 2 years ago
is the crowd laughing b/c they r thinking about pussy?? (she is a lesbian)
yavnehsux 2 years ago 4
isnt she lez?
ilovejustinbieber20 2 years ago
hahahah
willbelayforfood 2 years ago
rofl
joshkkv 2 years ago 2
bahahaha!!!
KillaKnZ17 2 years ago
XD XD
shalekodemono 2 years ago
lesbian!
Hoverbomber 2 years ago
oh what a shock!
MaziPhantom 2 years ago 2
luv it
khrisjennie 2 years ago
She likes Pussies
Katkootahmed 2 years ago
so does this cunt like Penis ? Fuckin bitch!!
TheKobeHater 2 years ago
Haha you're the bitch. Do you like your penis? Yes you do so suck it off already bitch : ))
metamltwggloakp 2 years ago
Another Prop 8 supporter OMG gays are coming out worse than COCKroaches .....(lames)
TheKobeHater 2 years ago
Lol, TheKobeHater are you really THAT insecure that you feel the need to bash someone down for not liking that THING you call a penis? Lmao.
NekoDemon11 2 years ago 3
lol! We're on the same page there!!! :D
MaziPhantom 2 years ago
I just wish sometimes that guys would get their ass out of the stone age and realize they are not irresistible, better or have some kind of authority in what they say.
Then, maybe, we could all get along better.
NekoDemon11 2 years ago 23
true, true! :D
MaziPhantom 2 years ago
Only people who haven't tried sleeping with a girl likes penis, dude...
MaziPhantom 2 years ago 31
I was like, "What? Why are they laughing?P...P...P... what starts with a P..," and then I was like, "Oh! oh, oh.... ha."
ulkulkulk 2 years ago
Portia... her wife.
MrDaHoff 2 years ago 5
zing! good one
richardlandvideos 2 years ago
I don't think she realized the pussy thing until after she said it...Maybe a Freudian slip?
blusanz 2 years ago
:] is all I can say.
savingthepeace 2 years ago
It was obviously a subtle joke about pussy, but not so subtle that there should be a dozen people on the internet trying to interpret it like it's Finnegan's fucking Wake. Ellen laughs at herself. Did you ever see her Larry Sander's episode? Jesus christ.
lagodacisne 2 years ago 3
Blasphemer.
pig5689 2 years ago
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diguesting lesbian
Deidaaraartisabang 3 years ago
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disguesting *
Deidaaraartisabang 3 years ago
good job at being both illiterate and prejudice :) *SARCASM*
tedbear74 3 years ago 2
good job. spelled it wrong both times. focus on school, not gay bashing.
blockingcock1994 3 years ago 4
p could also stand for penis... lol
i dont get how its lebian?
justlucy123 3 years ago
PUSSY
thats what shes joking about.
salmonico 3 years ago
but who knows that she is definatly joking about pussy, it could mean peniss!! XD
justlucy123 3 years ago
Or she could mean PORTIA you fools :P xx
ediemac18 3 years ago 7
What is portia?? hahhh! :$ xx
justlucy123 2 years ago
Portia is the name of her wife
ediemac18 2 years ago 4
Oh.... hehe,
well i wouldn't know! i am from englandd lmao,, no wonder i didn't get it :)
humm... gosh :S
justlucy123 2 years ago
I'm from england too...have lived here for all my 18 years...i just have no life lol :P
ediemac18 2 years ago
Ahahaha, oookay :)
well ive only been here 15 years XP
hahh, hum well now i know :) and when i am 18 i can tell some stupid kids who dont know who portia is :D bahhaaa xx
justlucy123 2 years ago
she may have been together with Portia at the time (2004) but they were only "married" briefly in 08 when same sex marriage was illegally legalized. -- anyway, point being that i dont think Portia was what the audience was laughing at... Pussy was the obvious answer...
richardlandvideos 2 years ago
lol im from england and i got it!
steepaaan 2 years ago
...well,, i guess i'm not very bright xD
ahaha,
justlucy123 2 years ago
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So many people adore her? Everyone I know can't stand this bitch. And she is always trying to bring "Gayness" into the lime light. It gets old. There is a reason the Government doesn't give Gay's the same rights as the normal American citizen. They are second class. Gays are people that make a choice to live a certain way and then want rights and all the benifits of straight law abiding people. I'm with our Gov't on that one. HELL NO!
markv33 3 years ago
you gotta be one sad person dude!
ridiculous...!
BringItOn91 3 years ago 2
why you thingit is wrong, same sex marriage are legal in six countries and in two(it not much)states of America.
It's not a choice when you're gay it is what you feel.
I really hoop for every HOLEBI in the world they soon can marriage with the person they loved!
I think Ellen helps the US remember it is not wrong, it is love!
shersmk90 3 years ago 4
Get in the real world , it might help you sort your sick life out !
me2u2like 3 years ago
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Disgusting. Ellen is a no talent ,lesbian bitch.
markv33 3 years ago
It's people like you who are delicious to slaughter.
poplovepanda 3 years ago
wtf is your problem? does it concern you if she's lesbian? does she come knocking on your door parading herself as a lesbian? you're just pissed SO many people adore her and you're the only one who doesnt.
vim92 3 years ago 5
dude stop watching her vids then
leave! go watch vids that YOU enjoy!
Who the fuck are you trying to convince?
Um what you think that your silly comment is gonna change the way many of us see Ellen?
mesoemo 3 years ago
i'm thinking about it! asuhaushauhsua
paatimcb 3 years ago
lol, also tought about that when I first watched it...
maiscedu 3 years ago