The Lusty Argonian Maid: As Read By Tekker

[requium1]

@songarakram you and me both, friend.

[halowarrior1000]

I want your voice, damn you. lol

[ausauspatpat]

LMAO!!! I got this book in skyrim... I took it too the second I read it. xD and then I went on a journey just to find the second volume... which is also hilarious as fuck. xDDDD ah... sexual references in video games... awesome.

[ajsaccount1991]

argonian maids? it's all about those buxom Breton waitresses at the bannered mare!

[littleBEExo]

I don't understand how you could go so long without laughing. This is gold.

[CallMeKatiee]

This is really funny xD I had to laughh when you were like. All embarrassed in the beginning.

[guywithminigun]

you sound like Patrick Warburton at some points

[Minigun101]

ಠ_ಠ Me gusta.

[Minigun101]

GIGGITY

[sindobrandnew]

Oooh what a voice you have, just like herbert dashwood show in fallout3.

I like it.

[HickeryHickery]

The way you read Crantius Colto's parts absolutely slayed me.

[bloodkitty666]

I never laughed so much before xD I want to hear you read the other volume too!

[spideyrockz4ever]

Aren't Argonians...the lizard people?

Oh...dear...

[RyouuichiKun15]

@spideyrockz4ever

Your Point?

[MrBangJung]

@RyouuichiKun15 HIS POINT IS BESTIALITY.

[RyouuichiKun15]

@MrBangJung

so?

[MrBangJung]

@RyouuichiKun15 so you should stop raping your cat.

[jeverbever]

Haha nice voices xD I just found this book in Skyrim.

[ninjainthebasement]

Shakespeare got nothing on this.

[djjmria]

damn this book has a lot of empty pages, sad trees of oblivion

[ZankonProuductions]

This is in Skyrim

[qwertyboyo]

@ZankonProuductions this is in morrowind

[MyFavorites791]

@qwertyboyo It's in each version, but this particular book is Oblivion-side.

[coolmzn226]

GIGGITY

[whitewolf262]

My god, you sounded like zaph branigan for a few seconds there.

[MrGameFinder]

Argonians are supreme!

And hot.

[songarakram]

I have the weridest boner right now

[WitnessBoobie]

I tried finding other versions of the Argonian Maid but I couldn't find any. D:

[WolfiyDW0770]

I love the way your like. "End scene. I'm taking this!" XDDD *faved*

[Iamthemole1986]

and scene... I'm taking this!

[FunnyLovely15571]

Hey, this book is the mod... the real ''The Lusty Argonian Maid'' book has over 50 PAGES!!!

[gultair]

@FunnyLovely15571 to be precise, the 50 page one is the mod.

[PurifyingHate]

LMFAOOOO I fell to the floor laughing when you started talking girlish.

[Kibbleis]

Im hoping in the german DLC Nerhim, there is a continuation of the Lusty Argoinan Maid. xD

[PandasSpirits]

rofl :P

[cobainfan101]

lololololololololololo

[Billsthenamefirst]

when i found this book i thought wtf but then i also thought i need to find act 1 ,2 ,and 3

[Nyrufa]

@Billsthenamefirst Aggreed, they made other chapters of split books to track down, but none of the Argonian Maid!

It makes me sad.

[Billsthenamefirst]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha...­.. im sorry im not finished yet... hahahaahahhhahahahhahahahahahh­a