Dr. Strangelove: Check List

[Cantstopthebaddancer]

Thank you YouTube. Lexus was completely relevant to this video and it was what I wanted. This video just distracted me. I really want to sincerely thank you for the ad that didn't close and blocked half of the video.

[ACAW1968]

Only "one issue of prophylactics", I think they're shorting our fighting men here............

[Blend3r]

Thumbs up if you knew he actually said "Dallas" but instead they dubbed in "Vegas". Because Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas right before this film was released.

[DMG125]

Darth Vader's survival kit... XDDD

[JCKustom13]

Well your gonna need all that for dealing with Caesars Leigion, the NCR and the Kahns trust me it will be a hell of a weekend in Vegas!

[MrAzrancher]

When the movie was filmed Major Kong said " A fella could have a good time in Dallas with this stuff" playing to his charactors Texas roots....but after filming the scene and before release JFK was shot in dallas so the producers dubbed in "Vegas" instead, not wanting to refer to Dallas at all. Trivia. If you watch Major Kong speak you can tell he does not say vegas.

[adbirds]

@MrAzrancher Wow that's a cool factoid.

[TheCatskillHillbilly]

one mini combination rooshin prase book and bible.

[greenkit77]

Lipsticks? But the nine packs of gum I like XD

[ajre82]

The B-52 scenes were filmed in the UK, and the cast and crew thought he was putting on a Texas accent. They didn't realize people in Texas really talked like that.

[TsMunch]

What's good for having 9 packs of chewing gum in the wilderness? They better put a good knife or extra ammo in that kit :)

[Gneckes]

@TsMunch Bribing people maybe... other than that, i'd say you're right.

[stonefisk]

@TsMunch trade items, as are the nylons, lipstick, gold etc. gum and candy are good for giving to kids.

[Justanotherconsumer]

@stonefisk General Turgidson is almost always chewing gum, so I'm guessing it was a joke rather than something that was actually issued to the airmen.

[jdizzy01]

@TsMunch i think it was just satire at that point

[kevinastraw]

I was sitting in my parents' hotel in the middle of London when the Cuba crisis was going on. I remember now the helpless fear at the prospect of total annihilation. London would have gone up like a Roman candle.

[slacker512]

what is the music playing in the background, plz anyone??

i need this music

[MonteMiz]

@slacker512 youtube serch "bomb run" it is mostly based off of "when Johny comes marching home again"

[Wartler]

Out of the entire movie, this 1 minute scene is my favorite part. Am I crazy?

[brodeurheaton]

ok this guy reminds me of Sarge from Red Vs. Blue, I definatly think that's how they are imitating in the series......I can just imaging this guy saying, "we won the war, and it turns out you're the big hero, simmons here is in charge of confetti, and I get to drive the float!"

[antikoerper256]

Nothing like an old school wrigley gum

[dudewat212]

lol !!!

[RyanTheIncredible882]

Charlie Sheen's daily bag

[getsomelead]

2 people don't have their rooshin phrase book and bible

[JJinPhila]

Slim Pickins (Major Kong) was NOT a major actor at the time; he basically did westerns. Whenever the rest of the cast first met him, they thought he was already in character. :)

Pickins also didn't know that it was a comedy and was "playing it straight."

Brilliant performance. :)

[DMG125]

2 people forgot their survival kit

[TheJSarge]

I need that survival kit lol

[legoman2345]

@TheJSarge thats worth alot with just the 45. which is worth like around 900$ now days

[jdizzy01]

@legoman2345 and thats just for a Remington license made one...

[getsomelead]

@jdizzy01 a colt 45. with us armory markings that was on a b 52 during the cold war try a few thousand.

[jdizzy01]

@getsomelead  lol yeah i think NiB by NRA standards (good luck finding NiB condition) is like 15000 ?

[getsomelead]

@jdizzy01 never know they just found a bunch of nazi arms still in the crates sealed away in a collapesd subway tunnle

[getsomelead]

My Uncle was a B-52 bombardier back in the 60's he said that was pretty much accurate.

[Agent1W]

@getsomelead The gold is especially neat.

[getsomelead]

@Agent1W yes the only problem is it is only $50 in gold, and they took that from the crews pay

[Agent1W]

@getsomelead Gold would definitely have greater value. I bet the value of gold was extremely high in Soviet Russia.

[getsomelead]

@Agent1W not as much as you would think, when the soviets took over during the october rev. they made certin amounts of gold illegal to own. (it would be a sign that this person has gold so they are better then everyone else) that is a no no in any communist system. gold was a way for a person to draw attention to themselves, it was mainly for bribing a prison guard.

[maxman1602]

@getsomelead

Even the nylons and lipstick?

[getsomelead]

@maxman1602 rooshine women like to feel pretty too

[thecrikster]

"Rooosian"?

[jet7111]

that cracks me up my gosh

[notfriendlyyurrf]

Im guessing im the only person here eating his own arm.

[BlueKewne]

I know the original phrase was "A fella could have a good weekend in Dallas", but "Vegas" makes more sense anyways to be honest....

[biagrauser]

@BlueKewne Not if you're a Texan.... Which you obiviously are not....

[RichardJKennedy]

Prophylactics (condoms) were included is survival kits because they make a terrific emergency water container. A condom will hold almost a gallon of water before it breaks. Try it and see.

[TTDMFfreaknew]

SurVAHvul kit

[Glinkaism1]

For a remake today with inflation and scenario changed to the muddle yeast, "One 45 automatic, 10 boxes of ammo, Egyptian to English and Yiddish to English phrases dictionary, Koran and Old Testament, 5 black veils, 5 boxes of prophylactics, 9 packs of chewin' gum and 25 gold pieces. Sheeet a guy could have a pretty good time in Cairo or Jerusalem with this!

[KarolMachnacki]

@Glinkaism1 retard

[KarolMachnacki]

@Glinkaism1 retard

[Glinkaism1]

@KarolMachnacki Dumb asshole. Try to get our head out of your asshole. Have a grown up with some intelligence explain my humor. :)

[misterpeaky]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOL!

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

one person doesnt have a 45 automatic, 9 packs of chewing gum a roosin phrase book and bible, and shoot they didnt have a good weekend in vagas

[TTDMFfreaknew]

"ROOSHIN phrase book"

[Glinkaism1]

@TTDMFfreaknew One of the best "arias" and actor roles in film history! ROOSHIN. Hahahaha. And When Johnny Comes Marching Home playing in the background. H0000 HAWWWW! :)

[jnichols3]

Several years later Slim Pickens parodied this scene in "1941" when the Japanese were laying out what they had taken off of him when they had taken him prisoner onboard the submarine.

The black flight engineer in "Airplane II" was a parody of James Earl Jones from this movie.

[YaesuFT736R]

Perfect!! They don't make 'em like this anymore!!!!

[glashoppah]

I love the condoms - I'm sure the ladies on the ground, busy sweeping fallout off themselves and tending to badly burned neighbors and relatives from your recently delivered weapons, would be just aching for a hot fuck from an American airman.

[rhino2531]

@glashoppah--yeah, probably :)

[soonerwest1]

Dallas yep and an issue of one rubber ....heck id of took a chance on the one issue of silk stalkings first

[Wuety06]

@chicken *"time in Dallas"

[gr8fuldead51]

All joking aside, they told the main pilot that they were shooting a serious war film...

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

slim pickens, you were the man. gonna do a number 6 on some russian villages with that kit!

[alfonso2501]

best one liner to ever come out of a movie!

[MrHarry46]

they just  dont make movies like this anymore. sad disgusting and tragic

[Covertwalrus]

0:17 That crewman on the right looks like he could be Darth Vader . . . . ( Well, the voice at least :) )

[Glinkaism1]

@Covertwalrus You got it! See complete cast list of movie. Listed as James Earl Jones -- Lt Lothar Zogg. :)

[dfwizard]

@Covertwalrus It is Darth Vadar, that is James Earl Jones who was the voice of Darth Vader. It was Jones' first movie I believe.

[radioheadkids2]

Why would you post the best line in the scene? Spoiler!

[SR71ABCD]

1x Toothbrush, 2x Pornography magazines, 1x Tin of Beans, 1x pack of Condoms, 2x Nuclear Bombs, 1x Bagpipe, 10x Tea bags, 2x bottles of Rum.

[LinkTheSamurai]

Rubles? What movie is this most likely a cold war movie but what's the name?

[sarzamineiran]

@LinkTheSamurai the movie is called Dr Strangelove....

[LinkTheSamurai]

@sarzamineiran

I figured that about 5 seconds after posting that.

I feel dumb.

[DYB94]

i just love it......

[eveready666]

What in the wide-wide world a' sports is a- goin' on here? I hired you people to try and get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch a' Kansas City faggots!!!

[geinman1287]

Was one of the crew Mel Brooks?  It looked like him.

[eff901]

Great!

[robertsez]

In his monologue, Slim Pickens originally said, "Shoot, a guy could have a pretty good time in Dallas.." It was overdubbed to Vegas, in view of the Kennedy execution.

[whiskypapa]

But there's no shot of Nicole Kidman's naked butt...

[ocazrebel]

what would that version of johnny comes marching home be called they dont sing they only humm it i would really appreciate a response thanks

[hootinouts]

Ha Ha Ha! Slim Pickins is the best!

[Weirdo927]

Gah, can't find it anywhere, what's the song playing the background during these scenes called?

[seanThree16]

That would be "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" It's a old Civil War era song. Later the tune was used for the kids song, "The Ants go marching one by one". Then after that we were engaged in toe-to-toe nuclear combat with the Rooskies!

[Factnotfictionpeople]

No, no - it was Nu-cu-lar combat! Listen to Slim, he knows! :-)

[Glinkaism1]

@seanThree16 :) The Civil War lyrics to that song have a different meaning today, since the Obum and the a-turkey general ok'd queer marriage this week. And that goes with the ok to have queers in the army.

So the lyrics, "Well all be gay when Johnny Comes Marching home" has new, disastrous meaning. :)

But then again, Washington sucks.

[dazza5266]

whats the point of all there stuff . if they drop the bomb then they'll be nucked eventually

[Chicken57]

He actually said, "A fella could have a good weekend in Dallas" But the makers of the movie had it changed to Vegas,after JFK got bumped off. There were story's that the secret service were doing a bit of partying the night of Nov 21,1963

[PaulAlanLee]

@Chicken57 — I wondered for years what was the original line that was obviously ADR'd over.

[Wuety06]

@PaulAlanLee *"time in Dallas" chicken had it wrong by a word

[Glinkaism1]

@Chicken57 It was dubbed in. The lack of lipsync really isn't noteable with so much going on in this fantastically funny scene.

Nowadays, "a fella could have a pretty good weekend in (fill in the blank choices: Cairo/Tel Aviv/Saudi/Amsterdam/Persia/Ir­an). Take your politically correct party place.

Actually anyplace in the muddle yeast sucks.

[KarolMachnacki]

@Glinkaism1 fuck you nigger, when i know where you life i will fuck your face up.

[Glinkaism1]

@KarolMachnacki lern2ritereelgud, moron shithead. I only communicate with people who know how to "reed&rite." And you ain't.

As we say in the old country, "Toches aufen tish! Az dir bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi greven mayn zeyde!"

[KarolMachnacki]

@Glinkaism1 JUDE RAUS

[AngryHatter]

@KarolMachnacki Rot in hell, moron. We beat your kind once and we'll do it again. Have a nice Dutch day.

[KarolMachnacki]

@Glinkaism1 AND IM NOT MORMON BUT CATHOLIC

[fbenross]

@KarolMachnacki WOW



[itpduder]

@Chicken57 Dallas would have been more fun because the fun you find in Dallas isn't as obvious as Vegas. I'm thinking, "crap, what kind of good time is he talking?"

If they'd have dubbed Tulsa in it would have been about as funny. Vegas is still a fun choice, but yeah, unfortunate about the Dallas thing.

[stickdog100]

@itpduder Houston would have worked good too, or El Paso, Texas.

[wowsera]

The bomber guy is a very young James Earl Jones.

[koolaid28]

@wowsera it was his first movie, i believe :)

[Maverick050598]

I think this is one of the funniest films ever made. Shoot, I actually forgot about this scene it's been so long since I watched it...

[MAHARDWAY]

" The Wild Geese" ... or why I love my FN-FAL ... makes my sticker peck out to this day . Watch that one ... " kaeffer " ... I use the term to this day & no one knows what it means ....

[hootinouts]

FN-FAL great rifle!

[MAHARDWAY]

too heavy for what it is , sold mine & kept an AK varient - NHM -91 w/ several stock variations . Cheaper mags & ammo . Ya know , for all the firefights I've been in ... here in St. Lou ... * Note* - I aint talkin' airsoft toys !

[hootinouts]

Wasn't there a Rhodesian version of the FN rifle called the R1 or something? I remember reading this in Soldier Of Fortune magazine back in the early 70's.

[FalconKPD]

I wonder if the Bomber crews were actually given ANY of that stuff besides the M1911...

[MAHARDWAY]

AF crews were issued S&W model 10's , 4" bbl , " back in the day " . 38 special .

I believe the reason was because it could be fired / reloaded with one hand - in the event of bailout & possible injury to either hand or arm ...

[FalconKPD]

When my Dad was an AF SP, he was issued a model 15 Combat Masterpiece, but besides a pistol of any sort, crews weren't issued any of that stuff, right?

[MAHARDWAY]

Basic survival stuff , fish hooks , a knife , signal becon , etc. google BAT 21 ( a movie about a downed pilot in Viet Nam ) Gene Hackman , if memory serves . No , no condom's in a survival pack - sorry . More like water purification tablets & foot powder ...

[FalconKPD]

I've seen Bat 21, great movie!

[HUNK495]

Russian phrase/ bible. wow where can i get one?

[umahuma4]

I guess religion could subdue soldiers from killing them if they got there hands on them

[ultrakool]

why, nowhere other than a b-52 nuke bomber survival kit, of course. btw, that's one miniature combination rooshin phrase book and bible. lol

[chris371]

Good to have a roooshin phrase book.

[Klamath2046]

9 packs of chewing gum? 9?!

Love this film.

[ridergirl11]

he was originally supposed to say a fella could have a good weak in dallas and the movie was supposed to be realsed on November 22 but JFK was killed in so in respect they changed it

[spacemonky7]

Don't forget the pie scene they cut at the end. While kubrick cut it because he felt it was too farcical, it also had a part where the president got hit in the face with a pie, and Gen. turginsen says: "Men, the greatest president the world has ever seen has been struck down in his prime!" or something like that, don't remember the exact lines.

[buzz60016]

Major Kong - Slim Pickens

Slim Pickens is best known as a Country Singer.

Slim Pickens was a talented normal guy, had parts in many movies, and many hits as a country singer.

[crbdudeman]

Slim Pickens was a rodeo star before he was a country singer or movie actor.

[LOLcat433]

Best kit ever....

[griffin324]

what the hell do they need lipstick for....

[sgtnite]

For the Russie women.

[sgtnite]

Boys,

We're divertng to Nellis AFB for the weekend.

[haitaow]

I love the major's red-neck accent

[crbdudeman]

It's not a red-neck accent. Dumbass. It's Slim Pickens. He's a rodeo star. He has southern accent. Get your facts straight.

[haitaow]

well, that's red neck all about

[crbdudeman]

It's western twang.

[Sethopulos]

What is the name of the theme in Background please? I've heard it in many versions in many movies but never really find a name.

[noreagacnn]

It`s "When Johnny comes marching home again"

[haitaow]

another name is called "Jonny, I hardly know ye"

It was an Irish song

[qwertyboyo]

it was orginaly shoot a fella could have a lot of fun in dallas with all that watch his lips when he says that

[Planetary0]

"Rooshian phrasebook"

[lowflyingcessna]

Major Kong rules.

[cwood0415]

I heard that Kubrick told Slim Pickens that this was a serious movie, which makes his performance even funnier

[jandy162]

Major Kong is the man!!

[socomsniper784]

Great scene

Great movie

Always will be one of my favorites

[internetaccount122]

I love 0:34 and 0:44 .

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

lol, it was originally "a guy could have a pretty good weekend in dallas". but then kennedy caught one in the kipper

[disastertom]

you're right - you can see that he does mouth "Dallas" instead of Vegas. Also, it sounds as if the voice track was added later (obviously). I've watched this dozens of times and never noticed. Thanks for the trivia!!!!!!!

[wmoore998]

The reason that they re dubbed the audio and said Vegas over Dallas was that Kennedy has been recently killed in Dallas. They did it because it was fresh in a lot of peoples minds.

[TDFilms08]

Wonder why Nylon stockings were included...

[wernerbrandes]

Same reason as the chewing gum, lipstick, gold, and rubles: for bartering with Russian peasants. The same ones who "...grumbled for more nylons and washing machines."

[Armyman432]

keep you warm I guess

[VagabondPraetor]

Could be an improvised sling too.

[agentseventyseven]

nylon stockings in russia are very expensive and also low quality craps