I remember another episode where Chris Rock was talking about juveniles being tried as adults. He had a panel with Wanda Sykes and that same black guy, and when Chris asked the black guy his opinion, he said, "Chris, come on man, how you gonna treat a young mufucka like he grown? You treat a fat mufucka like he skinny?" Man do I wish I could find that shit.
"How are women viewing monica after reading her gran jury testimony" "we viewing her like the nasty ho that she is,with her stained dress keeping ass, if i was hillary i'd drop kick her ass right across capital hill" bwhahahahahah
why they always accosiate minesota with retarded white people? where I stay at in mpls there's more blacks and latinos then whites. the somolia comunity is sky rocketing out here too...witch is to bad they some lazy people who got no respect for their woman and they destroy thier land!!
If your he first lady of the united states of america, you shouldn't have to suck somebody's dick or have to eat any fucking pussy when you run the USA. But when you run the USA....any bitch should be WELLING to get on her knees and be asking you...What would you like to day "MASTER" to fuck or get some head. if you agree give the thumps up
"If I were the president, in the white house?.....man!...I'd be like....bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches! Sheeeit! Come on man, east wing, west wing, north lawn, south lawn.....come on man, chris" BEST line in the whole skit! Amen brudda!
I love Chris... but as with all Black Comedians, they make all White people as the bad guys, pansies, stupid and pathetic. Can you imagine if a white guy did this with black people as the dumbass. FIRED!!!! But still Chris is hilarious and Wanda is the shit!
Did you just drink a tub of varnish or something? Black people in general are lazy, selfish, and aggressive. Through history, look how far mankind has come, you only need to look at the individual countries to see how far they've progressed over the years, but look at countries like Africa, Jamaica, and Haiti. They are still living in shacks and shithuts, and still spreading AIDs. None of what I have said is a racist attack, it is fact. Therefore there's no point in you even trying to talk back.
guanjon you retard. u have no idea of your history. The only reason why white people are where they are is because they have stamped on every other race in order to get to the top of the hill. OVERstand that YOUR foundations was built by US. You own everything and but have nothing to offer or continue your stability, hence the reason why the have to enter other countries under the label of "War" in order to steal resources. Its all in the books cracker!
maybe I am racist. But unlike most races, black people have a reason to be racist. FOR EXAMPLE, to state that it is unknown how the pyramids in egypt were built, to even assume they were built by "aliens" is racism alone, like black people werent/arent intelligent enough to build such structures. If you see me as a racist, thats fine. but overstand that if i feel that my race is being offended, then i'l respond with similar derogatory terms.
You can justify hatred anyway you want. But, you become the very thing you hate. "Those" people you say have stamped on everything do not stop at race. Its plain to see that they use race, or any # of other things to keep people hating each other. Because then we are not looking at the real problems (them). Spend time figuring out what the real problems are, and less hating simply for the sake of hating. It does no good 4 anyone. You are doing no more than playing into "their" game.
they were black, u fool. they are not now, but they were then, they were nubian. Nubia is in southern egypt near sudan, they are all very dark black ppl there. I've been there so i know.
Yes, there is no point in trying to talk back to a person who claims he loves fighting and promises to act immature. Next time just write your opinion on a piece of paper and read it over and over. You just proved my point.
I'm not fighting, I just can't believe anyone would make such a retarded comment as yours. and then you try to talk to me about opinions when your comment was stating it as if it was fact
if i saw you in real life, you'd be getting a curbstomp nigga! ;)
Im not black, and you are an absolut idiot. Anyone who says Africa is poor because its full of black men is racist. Maybe I shouldnt have said most white guys are bad ppl, but you just helped that argument by acting the way you did. Watch out man! let no white dude enter your store shooting everyone!! Cheers.
Black people struggle to better themselves because of the conditions they have no choice but to live in. The system is designed to keep ethnic minorities exactly what they are, MINORITIES. if you cant see that then your just as ignorant as another. bet your a republican right? pissed obama is your president?....
Actually I'm not American, thank goodness. No, I support Obama because I hope that he will be an influence and role model for black kids who don't bother with school, which is A LOT. Other than that, I don't care about American politics because it's backward as fuck. This isn't about racism anyway. If you're a certain race and want to be a different race, you deserve to be shot. That goes for all wiggers and weaboos too. Accept who you are & what your race has done for you to be you.
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loool thats not a victim thats a vacuum
KrystalStacey15 1 month ago
if I was the president of the white house man, i'll be like bitches bitches bitches bitches!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTennis4ever 1 month ago 5
This is when Wanda Sykes was hilarious. Now we have the horrible "View" show unfortunately.
Shadowx011 1 month ago
The Daily Blowjob
LOL
azrodrigues 2 months ago
Chris, c'mon, Chris..LOL
RebelThoughts 2 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maaaaa09 4 months ago
shut your white ass up
TAVS6330 4 months ago
white guy is fucking funny
louievanwolf 5 months ago
hahahahaha
louievanwolf 5 months ago
LOL! The white dude was hilarious
sil2k8 6 months ago
Lol white dude was funny
WarlordSkilled 6 months ago
BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES West wing, in the east wing, FRNT LAWN! COME ON CHRIS COME ON!!!
George91280 7 months ago 3
best video description ever
shutuprafa 7 months ago 3
How ironic that whitney & bobby actually got divorced back in '06 lol
ganegreen07 7 months ago
I be like BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES meeeen com'on men you know men
Elduraco212 10 months ago 3
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animelover5956 1 year ago
I love the black guy! Bitches! Bitches! Bitches!
gulshabbo 1 year ago
nah ah oho oh oho you dont talk about oprah!!!!!!!! lmfao, wanda sykes is so funny!
bg102991 1 year ago
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I'd be like bitches bitches bitches bitches too man LMAO
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Sagget21 1 year ago
The White dude haha
MrShingie1 1 year ago
my favorite one is the SISTA!
93johnk 1 year ago
cmon man , man cmon man chris cmon cmon chris man!
snakeshead 1 year ago 5
I remember another episode where Chris Rock was talking about juveniles being tried as adults. He had a panel with Wanda Sykes and that same black guy, and when Chris asked the black guy his opinion, he said, "Chris, come on man, how you gonna treat a young mufucka like he grown? You treat a fat mufucka like he skinny?" Man do I wish I could find that shit.
borstalboy1981 1 year ago 3
@borstalboy1981 LMAO gotta find that hahahaha!!!
Sweetp000433 1 year ago
@borstalboy1981 Yeah, that one was hilarious! Black guy--"I was throwing rocks until I was 23 man. " LOL
Meela234 5 months ago
If I were president in the white house man! I'll be like BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES!!!
buddaman200522 1 year ago 3
C'mon man... c'mon LOL!
Thebigbadwoof 1 year ago 3
bitches! bitches! bitches!
S::G
soakgameLLC 1 year ago 5
hope obama dont do this lol they will be all over him
brandonhytr 1 year ago
i luv Wanda!
"when u are the 1st lady of America u shouldnt have to suck somebody's dick!"
"he BETTER have somethin u give oral sex 2 a broke man he will follow ur ass around like the yellow brink road."
nd that white man... hes funny as hell. but the black guy is funny too.
who are they? lol
no really. i wanna kno!
=]
LadyBeex3 1 year ago
i come over there and wope ur ass...funny as hell
dm516c 1 year ago
"That's not a victim that's a vacuum"
dm516c 1 year ago
I'm white and even I laughed at the white dude stereotype
chochozuma 1 year ago
C'mon Chris.... Chris c'mon man....
paydirt78 1 year ago 7
DWL!!!!!
sunitaspencer123 1 year ago
If Whitney aint divorcing Bobby, Hillary aint leaving Bill!!!LOL!
Kimmis1990 1 year ago
ya white guy doesnt act good
hellhasgone01 1 year ago
"Bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches!"
justmikedamnit 1 year ago 13
White guy is a shit actor.
Arthurb06 1 year ago 3
Omg The Daily Blowjob...that's crazy...
Methoswicca 1 year ago 4
Jew Monika Lewinsky , a Mossad agent.
WhereEaglesDareWWII 1 year ago
makes you wonder if hillary will divorce bill since whitney is divorcing bobby lol
wyck75 2 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
ozzdubar 2 years ago
"How are women viewing monica after reading her gran jury testimony" "we viewing her like the nasty ho that she is,with her stained dress keeping ass, if i was hillary i'd drop kick her ass right across capital hill" bwhahahahahah
sportstalk23 2 years ago 9
lol come on man, come on.... come on
TOWLIBAN32123 2 years ago
C'mon chris... C'mon...
converseallstar5447 2 years ago 5
"because when you're the first lady of the united states of america you shouldn't have to suck somebody's dick!" LMAO!
BennyGothik 2 years ago 10
Still funny 10 years after lololol.
jrcash27 2 years ago 10
Chris Rock is hilarious
BeeLeeG 2 years ago 3
its right. If Whitney aint divforcing Bobby, Hillary aint leaving Bill.
Kimmis1990 2 years ago 4
why they always accosiate minesota with retarded white people? where I stay at in mpls there's more blacks and latinos then whites. the somolia comunity is sky rocketing out here too...witch is to bad they some lazy people who got no respect for their woman and they destroy thier land!!
fabalis1218 2 years ago
BITCHES,BITCHES BITCHES...LMAO
ilbv5 2 years ago 12
any sista making 9 dolar an hour thinks sheis oprah........ that was just too funny man
handidiboy 2 years ago 73
lmao
come on chris on
sista
and black guy arguement was classic :]
mryungtalentedDJQ8 2 years ago 8
chris rock's reaction after 3:57 is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while
shitAintRight 2 years ago 2
"cuz when you're the first lady of the united states of america, you shouldn't have to suck somebody's dick"
OMFG This is so priceless! ROTFL xDDDDDD
Fibriza 2 years ago 100
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@Fibriza
You got dammmm RIGHT.
If your he first lady of the united states of america, you shouldn't have to suck somebody's dick or have to eat any fucking pussy when you run the USA. But when you run the USA....any bitch should be WELLING to get on her knees and be asking you...What would you like to day "MASTER" to fuck or get some head. if you agree give the thumps up
liljkid726 9 months ago
any sista make over 9 dollars an hour and she think she's Oprah lmfao.... these guys are killing me
maxcharbonneau 2 years ago 9
come on man! come on chris! come on man..
Nighcraw1er 2 years ago 5
BWAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
flyinganusinthesky 2 years ago 2
ah man black guy wat he mentioned at 4:16, boi thats something to talk bout lol
columba01 2 years ago
Does anyone know the name of the white guy. he is so funny
JRAMBOXL 2 years ago
what happened to his voice at the beggining?
olzarius 2 years ago
Oh my goodness gracious mercy me - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for sharing.
forloveoffilm 2 years ago
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hewenthatway 2 years ago
"If I were the president, in the white house?.....man!...I'd be like....bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches! Sheeeit! Come on man, east wing, west wing, north lawn, south lawn.....come on man, chris" BEST line in the whole skit! Amen brudda!
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George91280 2 years ago
Wanda Sykes is HILARIOUS!
I love Chris... but as with all Black Comedians, they make all White people as the bad guys, pansies, stupid and pathetic. Can you imagine if a white guy did this with black people as the dumbass. FIRED!!!! But still Chris is hilarious and Wanda is the shit!
George91280 2 years ago 3
thing is most white ppl ARE bad guys, pansies, stupid and pathetic. Cool americans have a black spirit. Thats why everybody copy their culture
Juankos 2 years ago
Did you just drink a tub of varnish or something? Black people in general are lazy, selfish, and aggressive. Through history, look how far mankind has come, you only need to look at the individual countries to see how far they've progressed over the years, but look at countries like Africa, Jamaica, and Haiti. They are still living in shacks and shithuts, and still spreading AIDs. None of what I have said is a racist attack, it is fact. Therefore there's no point in you even trying to talk back.
guanjon 2 years ago
guanjon you retard. u have no idea of your history. The only reason why white people are where they are is because they have stamped on every other race in order to get to the top of the hill. OVERstand that YOUR foundations was built by US. You own everything and but have nothing to offer or continue your stability, hence the reason why the have to enter other countries under the label of "War" in order to steal resources. Its all in the books cracker!
maverik286 2 years ago
You seem to understand a few things.. too bad your racist .
Nidder1 2 years ago
maybe I am racist. But unlike most races, black people have a reason to be racist. FOR EXAMPLE, to state that it is unknown how the pyramids in egypt were built, to even assume they were built by "aliens" is racism alone, like black people werent/arent intelligent enough to build such structures. If you see me as a racist, thats fine. but overstand that if i feel that my race is being offended, then i'l respond with similar derogatory terms.
maverik286 2 years ago 2
You can justify hatred anyway you want. But, you become the very thing you hate. "Those" people you say have stamped on everything do not stop at race. Its plain to see that they use race, or any # of other things to keep people hating each other. Because then we are not looking at the real problems (them). Spend time figuring out what the real problems are, and less hating simply for the sake of hating. It does no good 4 anyone. You are doing no more than playing into "their" game.
Nidder1 2 years ago
Egiptians are not black.
mestresombra 2 years ago
They originally were until the arabs came and forced them down south......
BadSsen 2 years ago
yeah right...and you pulled that one from witch hole in your body?
mestresombra 2 years ago
they were black, u fool. they are not now, but they were then, they were nubian. Nubia is in southern egypt near sudan, they are all very dark black ppl there. I've been there so i know.
foxgirl100 2 years ago
Oh really? Have a careful look at the faces of Ancient Egyptian statues and the golden mask of Tutankhamen.
maitriparamita 2 years ago
yo i agree with you im part british part african but i look white so.. that is true though white people are the most evil race
Malee1995 2 years ago
Ha ha ,wait till the BNP get in then you will really see whats coming
CHANNELOMD 2 years ago
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no asians are the most evil
Basya101 2 years ago
I see what you're saying, but look at the way they portray themselves too. Atleast the white guy can support himself.
guanjon 2 years ago
Yes, there is no point in trying to talk back to a person who claims he loves fighting and promises to act immature. Next time just write your opinion on a piece of paper and read it over and over. You just proved my point.
Juankos 2 years ago
I'm not fighting, I just can't believe anyone would make such a retarded comment as yours. and then you try to talk to me about opinions when your comment was stating it as if it was fact
if i saw you in real life, you'd be getting a curbstomp nigga! ;)
guanjon 2 years ago
Im not black, and you are an absolut idiot. Anyone who says Africa is poor because its full of black men is racist. Maybe I shouldnt have said most white guys are bad ppl, but you just helped that argument by acting the way you did. Watch out man! let no white dude enter your store shooting everyone!! Cheers.
Juankos 2 years ago
I will say nothing other than, you sir are a race traitor.
guanjon 2 years ago
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Black people struggle to better themselves because of the conditions they have no choice but to live in. The system is designed to keep ethnic minorities exactly what they are, MINORITIES. if you cant see that then your just as ignorant as another. bet your a republican right? pissed obama is your president?....
maverik286 2 years ago
Actually I'm not American, thank goodness. No, I support Obama because I hope that he will be an influence and role model for black kids who don't bother with school, which is A LOT. Other than that, I don't care about American politics because it's backward as fuck. This isn't about racism anyway. If you're a certain race and want to be a different race, you deserve to be shot. That goes for all wiggers and weaboos too. Accept who you are & what your race has done for you to be you.
guanjon 2 years ago 7
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liljoedaprince1414 2 years ago
he made everybody look stereotypical ....
It's comedy!!!
Naam19 2 years ago 5
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civel123 2 years ago
wanda made the show what it is
brandonhytr 3 years ago 2
come on man chris man come on come man lol
bodge123456789 3 years ago 4
i loved how everthing paused after what the white guy said to 4:04
godzillaislarge 3 years ago
chris man, come on chris... come on
RMcMurph 3 years ago
i feel soo rascit for laughting
bodge123456789 3 years ago
4:47 - 4:52. ROTFL squared! XD
Marbles471 3 years ago
who is the guy that plays "a white dude?" he is in another sketch on the show that is hilarious
realnatedogg 3 years ago
BLACK GUY was funny as hell.
"chirs c'mon...c'mon"
clouddancer9875 3 years ago 16
whitney has divorced bobby
braveboy100 3 years ago
Is the "white dude" playing Monica's ex-husband?
Aleeas 3 years ago
wanda sykes iz so funny lol so iz chris rock
animefreakkid 3 years ago 2
yes wanda is the best
dougroof 3 years ago
LMAO!
I think the black dude is Ali Leroi, the co-creator of "Everybody Hates Chris".
dthon1 3 years ago
The black guy's nuts and barely comprehensible, and he's STILL the closest to being correct of the panel! :D
1000Demons 3 years ago 2
3:20-3:40!! LMAO!
ginger293 3 years ago 2
life was so simple back then
nailersrule 3 years ago
lolz
Tinils 3 years ago
that brother on the left was retarted LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
trojanstudent 3 years ago 4
i cant get enough of this guy!!
juliameme 3 years ago 9
if a sista start to make over 9 dollars an hour, she thinks she opra man
eriLONDONER 3 years ago 18
lmao!!!!!!
elidetreyes 3 years ago 6
I love the black guy- he is absolutely hilarious. 'East wing, west wing' I love it!
wppw123 3 years ago 9
Chris, c'mon, chris man, c'mon.
BenjaminBattington 3 years ago 16
thanks for the vid you just made my day
ImThegreatestHoncock 3 years ago 3
i love how the white dude is from Minnesota
mariahrose210 3 years ago 6
that was mad funny!
aircode21 3 years ago 8
its funny indeed
nebel82 4 years ago 6
A BLACK GUY, A SISTA, A WHITE DUDE. LOL, i allmost died watching. Thanks for posting !!!!!!
derbukowski84 4 years ago 17