Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - Jay's Rap (HD)

[Degollao3]

DIOS EN INGLES ESTA AFÓNICO CHACHO XD

[JalkaPuoli]

@Degollao3 :DD

[kidI2oI3oT]

wow who know a badd ass song would make ppl start talking about something soo little in the movie (weed) i mean cmon enjoy the song noone cares .. smoke me out then id start careing wat yu guys are talking about

[dylanstakely]

I stood in the Wal-Mart and sang this. The looks that people gave me were rather entertaining. Lol

[Mybabybros]

This is the best movie ever

[EatUnicornesForLunch]

The kid with the Misfits jacket is cute

[TechNineForLife]

This is my phone ring-tone..

[012010Ad]

I love jason

[ForestHoward]

fuck.

[WhatTheShizxp]

who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts.

[Noelismygod]

I like silent bobs little dance at 0:35 :')

[JalkaPuoli]

@Noelismygod i best

[Missteree87]

Hey guys, just in case you wanted to know. The way they speak is a TRUE Jersey accent. Or rather the most common. Most of us don't speak like the people on Jersey Shore. They are mostly from New York. It angers me when people think Jersey people talk like that.

[VladimirG1986]

Eminem is a legend, fuck Wayne fake ass bitch!

[Virulent1337]

Motha fuck motha fuck mothaa fuck

[Technokomodo]

I really wish Jay had kept going.

[CharlieYouthSays]

15 bucks for nickel bag? Damn, Jay ripped that kid off!

[TupacCobain]

flows 100000000000000x better than wayne

[UnluckySoldier]

@TupacCobain Someone who hates Wayne and has Tupac in their name?? I fucking love you!

[TupacCobain]

@UnluckySoldier hell yeah. Tupac and Kurt Cobain

[ColdAsBalls]

i wish my dealer would sing like that to me when i went to see him. that would be fucking awesome

[TheLyfe52]

Fuck Randal, it's the Mother Fuckin' Time :)

[666bradd]

Cool ;)

[BigSnipp]

A nickel is a $5 bag in my hood.

[gpoop23]

Silent Bob's expression from 0:20 to 0:22 is awesome.

[TheIllustriouBlueJay]

@EWirtz31 Jay and Silent Bob strike back

[Phuma843]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Mother mother fuck Mother mother fuck fuck Mother fuck mother fuck.Noise noise noise.1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise.Smokin weed, smokin weed.Doin' coke,drinkin beers.Drinkin beers, beers beers.Rollin fatties,smokin blunts.Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.Rollin blunts and smokin um

let me get a nickel bag.15 bucks,little man, put that shit in my hand.If that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe.My jungle love.Oh e oh e oh.I think I wannaknow ya know ya yeah, what.

[EWirtz34]

@Phuma843 What's this from?

[raphater2000]

The only rap song that I like. Awesome movie.

[312kuka]

"God herself." What a throwback mention to Dogma

[CharmiiAdele]

I fucking love Jay & Silent Bob! xD

[daglindo1226]

OooohweeeeeeohhhhhhwweeeeeeeOH­!! My junga luuve...... That shit is the MADNOTEZ MAAN. fuxing 80 style.

[wallypus111comicnerd]

dude i want that fucking misfits jacket

[MonsterEnergyNinja]

My new ringtone...

[AnimayeIsGaye]

Needs more fuck.

[awwbutton2386]

haha ! <3

[1ShotWhiz]

im a smoooth pimp who loves the pussy

[765DARKLINK]

my dad says i look like Jay

[SniperInTheMist11]

0:20 look at silent bob's face to "We smoke the blunts"

[Rstar095]

Jay and Silent Bob Vs Obama EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

[MzKrazyKatt]

I <3 this movie!! ahahaaha

[XoJazlyn4oX]

Whos the guy with the black hair that came up with the boy O.o

[silvermist0987654321]

@XoJazlyn4oX Jake Richardson XD

[840dividedby2]

15 bucks for a nickel bag of some shwag?

[JalkaPuoli]

@840dividedby2 or some good sticky ass buddha!

[BassKicker88]

@840dividedby2 this kid has obviously never heard of that loudpack!!

[xNastyxButlerx]

@840dividedby2 idk why they call it nickle bags when its a dime bag but whos a big enough bitch to buy that small of amount? half a g? shit quit bein so poor

[JalkaPuoli]

@xNastyxButlerx probably coz its nickle bag. Usually between 0.7-1.5g, street knowledge.

[840dividedby2]

@JalkaPuoli a dime bag is 1.0 grams, nickel is half that so .5 and in the 70's a dime was worth exactly that, a dime. so hence the name, dime bag/ nickel bag etc..

[JewBoxingIsAwesome]

@JalkaPuoli a nickle bag can go up to 1.5 g? DAAM! around here a Dub is 1.7 - 1.8 and your lucky 2.0

[apocalypticxdarkness]

@xNastyxButlerx And it was alot cheaper back then. in the 60's, a pound cost 100 dollars. I know this from my doctor xD

[harleymartynec]

@xNastyxButlerx im preety sure its 1.5 bro

[stacykiddd]

@xNastyxButlerx lol

[mpciulla1]

@840dividedby2 yeah the point was that they were jipping the little kids lol

[DougieFreshBoi]

@xST4RSCREAMx Yeah, but his mouth doesn't move.

[Sabukii]

best rap ever

[97mv97fob97rocks]

Who said "Yeah Purple Rain."?

...

o__o

[xST4RSCREAMx]

@97mv97fob97rocks silent bob

[SteveTheSk8r]

@97mv97fob97rocks Silent Bob. XD

[djfattits]

best rap eva!!! jungle love!!

[cheybird001]

i love this fricken rap

[TheMuShRoOmMaN999]

0:54 silent bob talked?

[ninjabuttin]

Yo youz guyz wanna hear sumthin fucked up boat him n that qwik stop boy -:(

[niggiboy15]

"thumbs up" for "got nails?" xD

[derekbloxom]

this is my fb status lmao

[How2dolife]

Kevin Smith is a genius

[nodilla231]

Fucking an amazing song!!

[mustacheistheanswer]

I love silent bob's face when jay says "we smoke the blunts" Cx

[eggelord]

Damn..is it John Cena in the end? :D

[AnalusGlatzus]

@eggelord  Perry Cox ! ;)

:D

[nicolajo666]

I knew this somg off by hear since I was 7, snig it all the time in the street :D

[cuddleb0t]

My brother and I used to sing this when we were 3 and 5 years old.

[209BluntSmoker]

lol my principal calls it a dime bag

[Remymartin0187]

Xkillerclownx fool your a fucking dumb asshole. Maybe that dude doesnt always have computer acsess all the time.. Or maybe he doesnt really care wht year its in and just took a great guess

[BubblezYo]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, owe!

[RFnS]

 0:55

[sasukeroxz]

ahahah 15 bucks for a nickel bag.

[JalkaPuoli]

@sasukeroxz Not that bad price if contains 1g of quality bud, nickel bag isn't exact amount.

[greenpredetor]

@JalkaPuoli hmm never heard that around here ..sounds pretty good tho

[awolfey94]

@JalkaPuoli your actually a retard, 15 bucks for 1g of bud.... Move to B.C

[JalkaPuoli]

@awolfey94 Dude ever been @ amsterdam? I dont think so..

[BullisticzHD]

@awolfey94 Kid, your the retarded one. He knows exactly what hes talkin about, a nickel bag isnt an exact amount ,same goes for a 10 sack, dub sack, 30s 40s 50s and so on. all it means is amount your paying for the weed, it isnt exactly measured. It depends on the quality, move to alaska kid, youll know all about weed then.

[JalkaPuoli]

@BullisticzHD amen.

[PriusRider]

@JalkaPuoli I dont know what ur talking about but i like to read :)

So they are selling drugs in front of a store? no police comming?

[JalkaPuoli]

@PriusRider yeah, they are selling drugs in front of store. And yes, the police is taking them away in full movie.

[nate556]

@BullisticzHD Quality, Quantity, and who you buy it from. You buy it from a guy who says, "I'll get it for you," you can pretty much bet you're getting short handed. At least the guys I know are up front about it. "nigga tax, bitch!"

[MegaZkouska]

Good.

Czech version = /watch?v=BUUatUgUd4I&list=LLBN­T06XR21LHYqVxW-i0o6g&index=1

[1600Percent]

I'm a SMOOOOOTH pimp who loves the pussy! And tubby here's my black man servant! WHAT! lmao

[MasterChicken112]

To badinkadonkben Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[LordVili]

Put that shit in my hand :D

[babymichaeljackson]

I love his hair.

[kidnapped]

silent bob is a poet

[Pharphain]

1:00 what do you think those guys in the background are talking about? Hmmm...

[HeadShotBiitch]

My Jungle Looove Ya oeoeoooo I Think I Wanna Know Ya Know Ya Yeeeeaah What.

[gamingXuniverse]

You ow me ow me oh hahaha lol

[TheBubbleOfHope]

I Think Its funny How The Kids Smiling Even though He Knows Hes Gunna Get His Ass Kicked.

The fuck?

[CerpinTaxt848]

This is so quiet.

[sheiderdude]

Man I love how people are bitching over things that take all of .15 seconds to look up on Google. Look up your facts before making yourself a dumbass. A general statement, don't get a hard dick over nothing.

[jacobandkyle]

Its noise watched it on Netflix with captions

[mdlachance]

He's saying "Noise" I have the DVD. Read the captions.

[aaronseese]

What does noich mean?

[Chey10710]

15 bucks lil man put that shit in my hand

:)

[RatedATG]

Why can't these guys be my dealers?!

[musicrox0719]

@RatedATG righttt.



[The4thGuy]

That kid cannot stop smiling.

[AmpSquidPro]

Fuck, fuck, fuck Motha motha fuck Motha motha fuck fuck Motha fuck, motha fuck Noich noich noich 1,2 1,2,3,4 Noich, noich, noich Smoking weed, smoking wizz Doing coke, drinking beers Drinking beers, beers, beers Rolling fatties, smoking blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rolling blunts and smoking.. Uh, let me get a nickel bag 15 bucks, little man Put that shit, in my hand If that money, doesn't show Then you owe me, owe me, owe.

[kidnapped]

@AmpSquidPro also memorized this shit as I did

[toyynewspaper]

noiche noiche noiche

[TheWhodat27]

Look ass clown I guess the year 2000 ok it's. In 2001

[xKillerClownx]

@TheWhodat27 You make stupid "guesses" when the information is SO EASILY available, and I'm the assclown? You really need some help.

[thepwnedninja]

@xKillerClownx Geez you dont have to be such a smart ass

[xKillerClownx]

@thepwnedninja As long as people are dumbasses, I will be a smartass. TY.

[thepwnedninja]

@xKillerClownx He wasnt even being a dumbass he got it by one year off and you went all nerd on him

[xKillerClownx]

@thepwnedninja He stated "This was made in the year 2000". Not "I think", as if he knew. I corrected that, and pointed out the fact the information is there, easy to access, and that it's pure lazy to not simply look shit up before saying something that's incorrect..

If more people would take 2 seconds to look shit up beforehand, then there would be less responses like mine out there. :P

[thepwnedninja]

@xKillerClownx Coming from him its a think we dont always have to put "I think" to state something they dont think is totally true and maybe some people just dont have the time to look uo somethinh so pointless to other people

[TheWhodat27]

This was made in the year2000

[xKillerClownx]

@TheWhodat27 Release date(s) August 24, 2001

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr. The internet has massive amounts of information that is WAY too easy to access to even try to come up with an excuse why you like making statements that are completely incorrect.

[stupidmoviemakers01]

pause at 1:16 the little kid looks all calm n shit

[sammytomczak1]

who ever seen dogma should of noticed when jay is talkinqq about the time he sayyz "handed down from god HER self"

[jrolandplay]

these nigggasss be some white cuntss

[creativelocation]

beautiful evening

[CCRiderPictures]

That Rap is Bitching

[TwistedRealityHD]

EPIC HD

[turtlefanrecords]

play this with 1911

[Lottylevodka]

15 books little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe, My jungle love oh e oh e oh i really wanna know you know you yeah.

[Lottylevodka]

@Lottylevodka bucks"

[OMGmagicalland]

so much better than that other video

[BluePokemonster]

15 bucks little man,

push that shit in my hand

[AwesomeAM609]

That shit is the mad notes

[memerys]

ilove this film

[LennongradLegend]

I live near the Jay & Silent Bob store, it's about two towns over from me, I need to check it out still.

[Haxx7Productions]

@LennongradLegend Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash in Red Bank? Or Quick Stop?

[LennongradLegend]

@Haxx7Productions Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash.

[Haxx7Productions]

I live in this town, Quickstop is my favorite place in this crappy town.

[PaulHark9]

wow a kid buying drugs a totally family friendly movie!

[theuber1337]

@PaulHark9

What made you think anything involving Jay and Silent Bob would be? That's the real question. Besides, any child over the age of 12 is going to experience that first hand in the real world.

[PaulHark9]

@theuber1337 yep every single kid above 12 is out buying nickel bags and dime bags, and about being family friendly IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!

[PaulHark9]

Got Nails?

[KingofComputing]

they had HD in 2001?

[JalkaPuoli]

@KingofComputing You can take HD pictures from film afterwards.

[KingofComputing]

@JalkaPuoli i know, i realized after i wrote that that this was probably shot in film, not like now a days when lower budget movies use HD cameras with 24p.then again, this wasn't low budget, so i wouldn't be surprised that they used film, and then possibly edited using telecine.

[vista202]

@JalkaPuoli It also should be noted that HD cameras started being used rather regularly in the mid/late 90's :)

[j0765admin]

@KingofComputing Movies were flimed in high definition back to the early 1970s, there was just no way to transfer it to anything else, or display it in that high quality.

[akhildce]

@KingofComputing DUDE! I saw 'the wizard of OZ' in HD.........

[Bennish3000]

@KingofComputing They had HD back in mid-90's, just normal people like us couldn't afford it.

[BlueYoshiGamer]

@KingofComputing HD started sometime in the mid 80's

[SteveSasuke]

I love how the actors from Dogma are in this.

[KingofComputing]

@SteveSasuke it's all part of Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, where the same actors are in a bunch of movies, from his cult classic Clerks.

[badonkadonkben]

fucking awsum lol

[badonkadonkben]

wat films this frmo plzz ?

[JalkaPuoli]

@badonkadonkben Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[warhammer40kiss]

@badonkadonkben Retard...

[TheCheesepoofs]

NUGGA NUGGA NOOCH

[TannazBananaz]

lol hahahahhahaha

[ownzforpownz]

>:DDDDDD

[JMASD4]

Nice