Vlogtober #11: Minneapolis/ St Paul

[jessmahoney87]

and i mean cmon! you went to dinkytown! thats not mpls..

[jessmahoney87]

it's funny you say that, because one time we had some girls in from jersey in line in front of me at the gas station and they needed someone to come outside to show them how to pump gas ahahah saaaad

[pleasethinkofme]

your hair looks lovely in this video:D

[Hamsterprincess98]

Omg u were in my city!!!!! How did I not know I wanted to meet u!

[Trumbysgurl]

ACME does exist!! damn! i thought that was only in looney tunes ;) And ya gotta watch out for the ninja foliage!! lol

[0409toria]

Oh my god you friggin drove by my house

[LlamaMomma1969]

OHMYGOD I WORK AT THE MALL OF AMERICA. I WAS UNAWARE OF YOUR PRESENCE. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT BOWING DOWN TO YOU.

(btw i work at Teavana. not retarded ass nickelodeon world)

[andiiimae]

holy crap you said you were with your boyfriend and i said out loud, to myself, "he had better be a strong black man" and he totally is and i am psychic. also, he had better not act up

[RawloBabyLover]

DOPE Video thumbs up...

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[RaeStuff2]

what!!! where is your first video introducing/announcing Perry?!? I cant believe I missed it...

[LaneOfJane]

I do like the friggen view! I like your friggen boy friend. Minion approval.

[antoniabfly]

@LaneOfJane Justine does not need no approval from US minions..we are just here to accept..ANYTHING.

[katluvur10]

He's black.

And cute.

And a cat.

Obviously.

[EscapeNewJersey]

Well, at least we can tell the police that last place Justine was before she diappeared!!

[hollywoodcuppiicakes]

Minnesota.truck load of drugs?.....sounds like us

:P

[nighthawknina86]

not just a jersey thing, we got acme like crazy in ohio

[itsmewhospretty]

Your hair... That's all I can focus on.. LOVE

[upupleftright17]

Noooo I missed your presence! Come back!

[GroceryBag]

There are still places where you can get your gas pumped for you? I had no idea. That's awesome.

Cute boy!! :D

[chantico17]

justine how did you meet your boyfran?? you guys are so cute.

[EscapeNewJersey]

Seriously, is that the best Justine can do?!?! I bet her parents are so proud!!

[leggomyeggo990]

omg is he black??? U GO HEAD GLEN COCO

[mooradleyy]

justine, would you ever do a video about how you and your boyfriend met? :)

[PrimroseBlack]

My God, you were a state above me, and I was too stupid to think of stealing my mom's car and driving up there..

[jumperchu]

HE HAS A GREAT SMILE! DON'T LET HIM FROWN GURL

[BraydenIsGod]

Someone buy justine a car!!!!!

[quakey987]

one time I was in the Minneapolis area asked for directions to a hotel and a finely dressed "polite " young man proceeded to give me directions to a circuitous , meanderering wild goose chase ! so that is how they entertain themselves up there im guessing !

[spiral3333]

3:05... Love the Hair ;D!

[marcyjo124]

yeah yeahh.. i live heree!

[TheMillstan]

you'v lost wieght !

[brgirlx]

Accccccmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[xHiraikotsu]

Your boyfriend is cute! > w <

[TRLampe]

Remember that time Nicky fell over in the snow...oh good times!

[pommeblossom]

he has a nice voice.......;)

[royaltycharm]

AHHH !!!!!!!! you were in Minnesota!!!!ahhhh I live in Minnesota!!!!!!

[retoelf]

Your boyfriend's voice is friggin sexy!

[cindycs88]

aww your boyfriend is adorable!

[JohnBellTV]

I drive by all those places all the time, but knowing that jpmetz has seen them makes them so much better.

[TheMakeupPixie]

Omg. What a beautiful specimen of a man. Yum yum yum. Lookin hott as ever queen justine. Xoxo

[CapTrainT]

Why is there a lunch tray in your backseat?

[void6702]

@CapTrainT For meals on the go

[DCson17]

i thought Acme was just in Bugs Bunny cartoons...

[xmissmandymousex]

Wait people don't know about Acme?! I thought it was everywhere.

[BtHoesNTrcks]

omg yay justine has jungle fever too!!!!!!!

[herfirstimpression]

He's beautiful. I'm jealous....AH! Although my boyfriend is pretty adorbs. hate you. bye!

[deeExplainsItAll]

Of course Justine would have a hot ass boyfriend. Stop acting like you're surprised. OKAY

[crid37]

Sorry Justine, but that is not traffic. Come to Michigan where construction is always in season, every road is down to 1 lane, and a 15 minute drive = 60 minutes. Now that's traffic.

[TashPointOh96]

awwwwwwwweeee he is SO cute!!! Congrats girly!!

[carlaraeness]

cute justine! i'm from minnesota :)

[nikeeweston]

whoa he is hotness. AND HE BETTER TREAT YOU RIGHT.

[song4568]

:)



[xToxicxBeauty]

that ONE person who dislike fails at life.

[SkepticWolf96]

I wish i was driving that suspicious van, so i could kidnap you and stroke your beautiful hair :)

[blueana2]

your hair looks REALLY NICE!

[srchicksr]

lazy huh! lol! ya probably too tired from all the hanky panky! hehe

[V00tCruiser]

oh my god i know i see butterflies like every day when i'm walking home from school and it just PISSES ME OFF

[ElectricClothes]

oh gahhhhd he's black?! i never even imagined he would be black lmao, once you go black you never go back ahahha

[livelaughdancedefy]

"Holy crap! A suspicious white van. Thats so suspicious" Words of a goddess.

[misswowza]

I cannot believe you were in Minneapolis....... so close to me!!!

[MrJason212121]

HOW CUTE IS HEEE!!!!

[LPv23]

I enjoy that people ask if your boyfriend is black. As if the question even deserves an answer. Newsflash, he's also a male. Shocker!

[SincerlyEvermore]

I'm so happy you found yourself someone. <3

He seems classy!

Love You Justine.

Your a goddessssssss...xD!

[Athena1799]

"STUPID BUTTERFLY!" wonderful :)

[ohyesitsmee1]

YOUR BOYFRIENDS BLACK?

[dcapellaro]

I like the bf for u YAY! He better not treat u wrong or he's gonna have to deal with us!! BTW ur hair is looking exceptionally fabulous in this video!

[ChikenMuffinz]

DAT HAIR

[00Yahiko]

Your boyfriend is so cute! And he has a sexy man voice too.

[pinkxvenom]

Your boyfriend is cute!! I wish you had more footage of you two together :D

BTW, does he watch your YouTube videos?

[ChiaraVideos]

You didn't need to film for us. You can see us anytime, you don't get to see your fella that often. We understand that Justine must be shared ;P

[CallMeRosaMaria]

Omg. I live there! AHH, 

[ShabobaX]

Oooh is your boyfriend black? Jungle fever <3

[GeeNJaysMom]

Justine is happy, therefore I am happy:)

[meadowcloud519]

ACME WEEEEEE!

[PlatypusGuitar]

I wouldnt wanna go to ACME Id be afraid of some anvil falling on my head or something. If you dont get this joke, you were born in the 90s

[totojujubebe]

damn Justine your boyfriend is CUTE

[KickingGeese]

@totojujubebe yeah he is!

[yakko789]

I'm glad you had fun, Justine!

[0piumbubble]

You look like you've lost a lot of weight! And your hair looks amazing!

Also, finally get to see the boyfriend! WOOHOO! I'm so happy for you Justine! You're a goddess!

*drones along*

[vandercocky]

I'm also in a long distance relationship (MI to CA), so I can't blame you for not recording while you were there. Your boyfriend seems really nice - I like his smile. Considering the distance, you two seemed fairly comfortable together. I know the first couple of trips my boyfriend and I took, it was always a bit off at first, but by the last day it was as if we've dated for years.

[alydances]

JPMetz has jungle fever! Woop woop :)

[samibarnaik]

hahah ACME isn't a Jersey thing, I live in PA and we have a bunch of em here. Nobody goes there though hahaha

[ZMacDougall]

You should show us where you live so we can stalk you in real life and not just online :p

Also you bf looks like a nice guy, congrats

[talktoleo]

I wanna go to Acme :(

[spartonabca]

Loving the cafeteria tray in the backseat :)

[ctc890]

I know this is pointing out the obvious, but your hair looks super awesome in that last clip. *jealous!* And congratulations on the weight loss and finding a boyfriend! :D

[poisondrops]

I find it weird that they pump gas for you. I've always wanted that service.

;_;

[hollywoodlovexo1]

you look like you lost weight jp!!!

[teeheeSam]

Psh. Twin cities. Lame. Who's from the midwest anyway?

*sigh* me ... I am :(

[jennyjoe798]

@teeheeSam I will trade you! You can move here by DC and I will move back to MN? lol I'd trade in a heartbeat!

[teeheeSam]

@jennyjoe798 I'm actually from South Dakota, so you probably don't wanna switch :P

[jennyjoe798]

@teeheeSam Actually....I would lol. At least I'd be closer than where I am now! LOL ;)

[teeheeSam]

@jennyjoe798 Back to the land of freezing cold and wind that makes you feel like you're dying lol

[jennyjoe798]

@teeheeSam lol I know, I must be sick, right? LOL! ;)

[princessaleishia]

OMG! I almost peed my pants when the bikers were riding by. Assh*le...Assho*le. HIlarious!

[jennyjoe798]

@princessaleishia That was hilarious!

[loveandmathematics99]

ACMEEEE my mom works there<3 jersey 4 lyfe

[IamEscobar]

You are apologizing to us? I do not approve if you dont wanna vlog we just live with that you are the supreme empress we are your minions

[saachica07]

OMG YOUR HAIR AND THE BANGS AND HOTTTT SHITTTT

[SemperLife11]

JUNGLE FEEEEEVAH!

...the frig.

[TheSurferbo]

damn it, I wanted to meet you, but no, you left Minnesota before i could see you }:(

[ninetaledj]

Is it right that this gave me a boner?

[PoppyYoung2497]

haha "stupid butterfly" in your podcast it made me laugh when you said "talking bad about people, even if its when other people are too, has a magical way of biting you in the ass" :)

[thomashaddock1]

He's black, will u all just let it go! :@

[ThirdHourDrawing]

I had the best week ever last week because you were in the same state as me.

[musicislove90]

Wait... people pump your gas for you in Jersey??

[yazzyd2]

Your hair looks hella good!

[tukikagami]

you started talking about not looking at the camera just as I started eating my cereal....so I confess I wasn't watching the vid for a minute cause I was eating my cereal. yeah...I'm a bad minion.

[TheWildeChild]

I was born and raised in Jersey (South Brunswick) and now live in Minnesota...I totally understand not doing much and the lack of footage. Hah. Oh, and I still spill gas down the side of my friggin car every time I have to pump. What the frig.

[thebluerobbin]

Well call me Wily Coyote. lol.

He's cute. I'm straight. Have a good day. :)

[kurlyTAC]

They pump your gas in NJ?? Really?! Uhm.....are the pumpers black?? lol

[Jo22Twilight]

I'm happy for you, Justine =D I love your vlogs, cause you're funny and not even trying to be. I totally get the pee issue. I always have to pee before going places. Friggin' annoying... Anyway... Good luck with your diet! :-)

[2wx]

Yes! He's black! This is definitely a win for the black race!

This day is day is greater for me than when Obama became president.

[Katskradle931]

I live in Ontario Canada. Around here most places require you to pump your own gas. Pain in the arse in the winter. I don't know if any full service gas stations even exist around here anymore.

[stompySharpNpointy]

friggen trees damn butterflys :)

[xZeppelin14x]

vlogtoberfest whee!

[MsFannyAdams]

"A few days later when I didn't upload" ... I may be Paraphrasing there - but you were bonking the shizz outtta that cutie! Best time to have a quiet time from JP.... only when she's shaggily satisfied ;)

[RosElisabeth]

I rode that log ride! It was the only ride that I rode when I was there.

Years back, I believe 2006, when I met my husband, it was themed w/ Snoopy..

[rexlovestoboogie]

Boyfriend boyyfriend boyfriend is everything now about ur precious boyfriend!

...i wanted to b ur boyfriend =< ...i understand i hav a vagina but its all good

[MLjangles]

You don't need Acme, Justine. Acme needs You.

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ACME? No, ACYOU!

[lilyfleur7]

he's cute (but not as cute as you, queen justine)

[buildingcoffins]

Ah, do you live in Middlesex?

[csdecesare]

Those 2 guys running were probably fleeing the scene of a crime they just committed -_- it sucks here, you're like...lucky to be alive after being in Minneapolis.

[itsmenathanb]

You look absolutely amazing in this video Justine! From 3:00 your hair looks even better!! I am so happy for you and your boyfriend justine!!

[joshbygosh89]

Bitch don't try to claim Acme for Jersey. Ohio totally has them. BOOM.

[Akakiba15]

the edge on that fringe damn girl yesss hunty

[DecTM]

This reminds me of when you went to Acme to buy lipstick but they didn't have any cosmetics :(

[lexitriton]

STUPID BUTTERFLY!!!!

[krystalwithoutpants]

I can't believe I didn't know you were in Minneapolis. I would have love-stalked you.

[sandwichperson]

Also I want to move to a state where they pump your gas for you.

[holyfreakingwow]

Getting shown around where I live by you Justine, is probably the best thing ever. I laughed really hard when you mistook Minneapolis for Saint Paul.

Also, MOVE TO MINNESOTA. WE ARE NICE AND STUFF.

[sandwichperson]

hothothothot boyfriend!

[dyschickaqt]

you have a black boyfriend? omg i totally approve! yess.

[DroidNYC]

why are there not more likes!?!?

[ChannelRichard]

Have I mentioned how pissed I am that I didn't get to see you? PISSED! JK. ;-) Listen, I understand. My boyfriend and I were long-distance for TWO YEARS before I finally just friggin' moved here the hell.

[caligirlcm98]

Awh i must say u guys are pretty friggin cute together.

[eatyocornbread]

Stupid butterfly. I now hate butterflies.

[brianific]

".... didn't.... really do all that much?" Yep. They we're doin it.

[iWhoremonal]

Everything I know about the world I have learned from you my lord

[doyouwash]

your hair looks fuller and stuff nowadays WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?

[KickingGeese]

@doyouwash ive been growing it long, and using one of those pushy piny looking brushes so it volumizes my hurr

[katelovesfrenchtoast]

PS- Justine, you look super hipster!

[katelovesfrenchtoast]

I was just there in August!

[laurapie92]

....he's black?! oh lawd.

The jungle fever spreads.

P.S you hair looks fantastic the frig.

[DesperateEndevours]

at the end your face definitely looks thinner! and of course your hair looks nice as frig!

[KickingGeese]

@DesperateEndevours i was thinking that as i was editting....

[FLAVAOFME123]

someone's got jungle fever

[Zordini]

Ahem they just had sex a lot ahem :)

[marmunia]

I live in Minnesota! It's wonderful here. Come back soon :)

[KickingGeese]

@marmunia i will! next time ill have a meetup

[AllegoryLauren]

OH GOD. You're so close!!!.... Me gusta....

[ch0colatemilk]

Justine, I miss Minnesota so much now.

I love Minneapolis and St. Paul. My boyfriend and I just broke up a few days ago, and I'll miss going to see him in Minnesota. :(

The Mall of America is huge, but ultimately, awesome. I suggest the Guthrie Theater, the St. Paul Zoo.. I don't miss the traffic though!

[SeaSireness]

that stupid butterfly isn't worthy of your greatness.  that is all.

[ClassicDominique]

Did she ever say how they met? Did I miss that story? If so, can someone fill me in please?

Also, we have Acme's in and around Philly. There's a "nice ass" one in Bala Cynwyd... if anyone was wondering...

[doyouwash]

@ClassicDominique i dunno either and im super nosy right now so i wanna know EVERYTHANG.

[KickingGeese]

@doyouwash he was my sister's boyfriend's friend

[KickingGeese]

@ClassicDominique he was my sister's boyfriend's friend

[ClassicDominique]

@KickingGeese Thank you for that clarification. :)

[BieberBubbles13]

Justine Justine Justine Justine I saw your boyfriend omgomg.

[KickingGeese]

@BieberBubbles13 aint he a peach?

[janciepants]

I know what you mean about getting back on the bandwagon. I got back on today, and consumed under my normal calorie budget! :) I feel good about that. Glad you enjoyed your trip!

[KickingGeese]

@janciepants i filmed my way to the store on monday. i lost a pound that day, and today when i weighed i lost 4 POUNDS. im already in the negative from that trip

[janciepants]

@KickingGeese Awesome!! Keep up the good work!

[Jennifergustawski]

Omg he's black

[sabimemory]

The only reason why someone else pumps your gas in Jersey is cuz Justine lives in Jersey.

[xoMakinSunshinexo]

Ooh Minnesota, how you are so filled with hippies :). Living here is great, until you have that one ASS HAT on a bike pull out in front of you in downtown Minneapolis.

[JthmFanLoserGirl]

you're hair is fly as shit.

[thevoidbender]

Finally we get to see him :D Your loyal minions approve... as long as you tell us we should :D