Margaret Cho - Assassin Part 4/8

[invisiblegirlism]

I'm not trying to be a dumbass, but who is Ann Colter?

[secritkid99]

just spotted off the coast of Florida its Hurricane Puntang!

[thespiankid2318]

MARGARET CHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[briandjones89]

Pussy Cyclone was the best 30 seconds of my life.

[SYTYCD4Life]

OMG the Pussy Cyclcone had me dying!!!! LOL! she's frickin awesome!!!

[ocergnairb]

FUCKING MY WAY THROUGH THE USA LIKE I WAS *LEWIS AND CLARK*

[TheNocturnalFox]

The Pussy Cyclone by far is the funniest thing ever since Gaffigon.

[Adski92]

Her uncle with the WMD'S made me laugh till I cried. "Oh nooo, I have WMD right here, I have one two SREE fo' five...HOW MANY YOU NEED? No, I can make for you!" LOL

[Adski92]

She's dead on with the Zhang Ziyi thing. She always looks so cute and lost! "That bitch ain't gon' cut me!"

[Xepscern]

*looks outside, seeing a chinese menu in the sky*

[KyleOgilvie1]

rights for women!!!!!!!!!!

[Wackyfox]

That sound she makes...it sounds like a pig being sucked into an air intake.

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

Hurray for Hurricane Poontang!!! XD

[GEErway585]

I would love to see her host Saturday night live, petition to make it happen anyone?

[utoostrict]

feminists are retards

[katinukago]

@utoostrict

You're retarded.

[Dublingirl1011]

"what am i suspose to do when i get there? laundry?" LMFAO

[Salocinist]

He forgot that women...can protest multiple times XD

[smek2]

Wow. She makes Bill Hicks look tame in comparison. Angry lesbian comedians FTW!

[gaylolful]

I had to skip her demon noise...it annoyed me.

[secritkid99]

and that did not keep me from FUCKING my way thru the usa like lewis and clark!

[12END12]

"fucking my way through the usa like lewis and clark" XD

[coolcat3232]

wanda sykes does the same viagra sketch... is this the same person with different makeup on?

[RawrBuddy24]

She needs to be the president of everything(:

[mokshalovely]

she makes a really good point about Viagra, I never thought of it that way before. I love her.

[MINMICHELE67]

do you know how to use map quest..?

HAHAHA!!!

[melibita]

I want some of this hurricane poontang. O_o

[BlueRoseFire]

LMAO 4:30

[hearttopmodel05]

We're all here because of women! ....... AND men! I'm not a feminist because feminism in most cases goes too far, to the point of arrogance thinking women don't need men when like it our not, they do.

[uhohpenguins]

@hearttopmodel05 that's why i'm a feminist AND a masculist. though, there are scientists working on a way to make sperm out of bone marrow so maybe one day we won't. i still like them though.

[hearttopmodel05]

@uhohpenguins Well i HIGHLY doubt that bone marrow thingy will work, but good on you for supporting true equality:)

[shillaily]

@uhohpenguins Well, you know they made a synthetic womb right?

[phone7x7]

...like I was Lewis and Clark. LOL

[skatapoopy]

Hurricane Poontang, lol!

[fxckinglush]

FUCK YEAH! PUSSY CYCLONE XD

[aaronsings007]

da na na na na na na na na chinkkkyyyyyy hahahahahahaha!!

[thedrizzle09]

Pussy cyclone. Only happened once when I was a child. Worst event of my life. Now, If it was a dick cyclone, hey hey; I'm all there! :D

[luciacoutinho]

if you're not a feminist, you should kill yourself!

true, specially if you're a woman

[ngdj999]

chinkyyyyyyy LOL

[TheAllenLeeGaynor]

viagra was originally an experimental drug Pfizer had wished would aid in the minimization of symptoms of depression. still: hilarious!

[CherryConcrete]

Two words : Bill Hicks.



[hesham123100]

i like her but i like her batter when she was fat and gay jokes and she said woman dint have to be sknny but she gat sknny

[PimpMyParadigm]

the viagra point is BRILLIANT!!! pointing out the bias against FEMALE sexuality! ..the audience didnt get it lol

[Masterkavi]

Feminism can be scary though. They want us to completely change our language just to give the idea of equality. Changing it from "Mankind" to "People Kind" isn't going to get anyone to treat you better. It's going to make them think you're a petty fool. I'm not saying all feminists are, but just the ones who are give the word feminist a bad name. 

[Druzica18]

@Masterkavi : Only misogynists think feminism is scary.

[Masterkavi]

@Druzica18 Not so. I do not fear women, hate women, or dislike equality. I think the means by which the extremists get it is sometimes pathetic. Such as changing language just to give the pretense of it making a difference. I know, it will indeed be different i the way we think of the words, but I don't think it truly achieves equality. I find it scary in the way I find pehta scary. A good cause, but unusual means.

[AsheeshAnand]

@Druzica18 No I think smart people think feminism is scary, 'cause lets face it, women are so bad ass, that if they get any more power... it's gonna be scary, just like hurricane puntang WWKHKHKHKHKH!

[PimpMyParadigm]

@Masterkavi changing the language is not a a primary agenda but it is an example of how male bias and binary structures are built into how we speak and think

[Kitteepaws90]

An old musket. LMAO

[LTProductionsInc]

Zhang Ziyi is my favorite actress but Margaret is still the funnyist person ever

[HLZoner]

Pussy cyclone. lawl

[LukeyLyesmith]

HURRICAINE POONTANG

[thosucks]

She knows.

[xMysticMothx]

"It will set off, a fuck wave." LMAO

[rosalierox247]

excellent point with the viagra thing.

[yfset8]

duh nuah nah nah nah nah nah nah CHINKY!

[DXBlacktailXD]

Zhang Ziyi!!! XD

[Cre8iveN8ive]

Loved her Zhang Ziyi impression!

[yfset8]

and the uncle thing XD

[yfset8]

duh nuh nuh nah nah CHINKY! XD

so racist but SO FUCKING FUNNY

[schildno5]

"Like my uncle's makin' em! Yeah, I'll just call him up"... "Oh NooooOOOUUH!" That gets me every time... " I have One, Two, Ssree, Bour, Bive." LOL ^_^

[tchanabc]

I #LOL'd at "fuck wave"

[1stbrasscaptain]

"Situation very dire, we are very concerned about demilitarization...."

^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ I almost fell out of my chair on this one.

[Musashi2380]

@1stbrasscaptain Luckily, I was in bed when I watched this part, though I did almost choke on a blueberry.

[MultiStiches]

den na na na na na na chinky chniky!! I cant breath :D

[OMFEmmanuel]

Zhang Ziyi!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

6:20

"That bitch ain't gonna cut me... cause she just looks like she needs directions.. 'Do you know how to use mapquest'?"

[networkse7en]

lmao

[MsExoticBliss]

lol her first name is Ziyi last name is Zhang but that's how a lot of ppl do it surname first.

[roseeatsbabies]

i can't believe this is the first time i've seen a margaret cho standup. i love her! asians ftw!

[zeeppo]

Eli Whitney. My goodness an Ali Whitney cock ring reference. That is best obscure reference I have heard.

[zeeppo]

Eli Whitney. My goodness an Ali Whitney cock ring reference. That is best obscure reference I have heard.

[BLCHGK4973]

"You know I never had any access to morning after pills but that didn't stop me from FUCKING MY WAY THROUGH THE USA LIKE LEWIS AND CLARK!!!"

Oooh yeah! :B

[sachalhernandez]

the government has no right to tell a women what to do with her own body...wtf!!! i am proud to be pro choice! because who are you to tell a women that has been raped that she has to have that child. or a child that has been raped by her father....are u crazy?

[McKleeny]

Pussy Cyclone. LOL.

[0dour]

HURRICAN POONTANG LMAO

[pinkandvampires]

I'm pro-life as well, but that's because I think it's murder. Therefore there should be easier access to birth control.

[lessinbeen]

see, you're a pro-lifer who makes sense.

[spagerbot]

@pinkandvampires Do you think that a girl who's been raped should have to carry a child for nine months and birth it? Do you think that a girl who doesn't have the money to take care of herself let alone a pregnancy should carry a child for nine months and birth it? Its their body; I don't think abortion is the kindest thing ever, but if the mother doesn't feel like having another persun inside her for nine months, that's her choice.

[EmpressJudge13]

@pinkandvampires Interesting.

[chris812125]

"Do you know how to use mapquest?" lmao.

[SeanSymphony]

dunn dunnn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunnn CHINKY!!! <3

[simmerdownsima]

SLUT PRIDE!!!

I want my morning after pills with my check at breakfast too!

[undercover911]

for some reason, i didn't really like her last DVD but this stand up rocks. i didn't like all the pauses she did before but now it's awesome. does anyone understand what i mean? :)

[solomonbroad]

It would be so cool if a hurricane actually was called "Poontang".

[mayseeyaj]

actually, it was the Hmong people, not laotion. Ü and btw..he was accused.

[vintagevixen212]

ahahhaha <333333333

[gjrm20]

00:36 ...lucky

[carlairving]

All-ime Cho's best, ever, at my sense! ROTFLOLLL

[locochica4788]

"you know, I had never had any access to morning after pills and that did not stop me from fucking my way through the USA like I was Lewis and Clark." LOL!!! god i love this woman

[LapisGarter]

She does voices so well.

[JustThisComment]

Zhang Ziyi, lol. That bitch ain't gonna cut me!

[tambam89]

You're a retard.

[JustThisComment]

I'm usualy not this rude but, Ann Coulter is a bitch and you're an idiot. <3

[ChiakiKomatsu]

If I follow your logic, that means you're attacking Margaret because you fancy her. Shut up every now and again, idiot.

[Nick7nick]

She has a good point about the viagra thing.

[giantmarmoset]

@Nick7nick

its not a priority thing. the original purpose of viagra was ineffective (something to do with circulation and heart disease), so they said 'fuck it' we could probably sell this as something else.

[riegjd2110]

@Nick7nick But viagra isnt for 16 year olds, who have no trouble popping wood.

[brianbela]

@Nick7nick Absolutely! She's brilliant.

[michaelhbf]

it's so true. morning after pills are 'bad', yet viagra is perfectly acceptable and is everywhere.

[makenna88]

"nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah chinkey!" Incredible. Bravo.

[peymaania]

Here comes Hurricane Poontang!

Run...!!!

[AcrylicOnion]

were people boo-ing her...

or boo-ing anne colter

[Reed717]

They were boo-ing Anne Colter

[KunoichiKira]

i agree with her, though, without MEN, we wouldnt be here either. :) so that kinda puts that argument to shame. takes two to tango you know.

[earthcrosser75]

She's not being anti-man she's just being pro-women. The two aren't exclusive.

[crankinup120]

@earthcrosser75 amen!

[MLLamble]

@earthcrosser75 Oh, some people have different logic on their planets... lol

[paulievenna]

@earthcrosser75 true equality is always seen as oppressive to the oppressor. funny! and infuriating.

[AzNCaliButt90210]

well... before viagra

i had to use a SPLINT.

and tie it around with shoelace

[Arricinar]

But this was during the depression, so when you were done that shoe lace was going right back into you're shoe...

[AzNCaliButt90210]

and there's nothing wrong with that.

[Nick7nick]

What's a splint?

[bennyhana97]

something used to keep you're broken leg straight. in this case... something else.

[ThereGoesKitty]

"nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh chinkey" LMAO this girl rules

[KatRocks333]

You want pick up or derivery? LOL! MARGARET CHO IS THE SHIT!

[UltraViolet93]

dananananananana chinky lol i fuckin love her

[UltraViolet93]

everyone remembers eli whitney because of the cotton gin, but the cockring was his finest hour!

lol

[jbwooten89]

hahahahahahaha pussy cyclone FWAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGAGASH­GADJKLBADL;JBLADJBLJKABJA

[AmoErgoSum83]

Isn't it easier to leave the bullets out of the gun instead of just tryign to avoid being shot? especially if the gun is an old musket... - pees-

[chibigrunt]

that killed me, cant stop laffing. Just off the coast of Glorida, its hurricane Poontang

[chibigrunt]

we could find a cure for AIDS, no we need more hard ons lol

[henryevilx]

Her Zhang Ziyi impression fuckin' kills me.

[kevkevinkev]

Hurricane Poontang hahaha

[Kova808]

F%$#*@! my way through the U.S.A like I was louis and clark LMFAO !!!

[asadraza5367]

F--- George W. Bush

[veg963]

hahah, i want morning-after pills with my dinner. I want them on my pillow at a hotel. George bush is worried its start a fuckwave!" "Just spotted off the coast of florida is hurricane poontang"

[psxixlovexyou9]

well we could find a cure for...for AIDS or Cancer--no we need more hard ons. XD

[emeriesan]

The end with the Korean uncle always has me in stitches.

[UltraViolet93]

i am havin a laughgasm watchin her lol!

[ExtemporaneousKay]

I've gotta make the point - Viagra was originally formulated to treat angina and hypertension...until some interesting side effects were noticed in clinical tests. Heh.

Not, of course, that I'm bashing on Cho. She's hilarious. :D

[neomeneomine]

It's true. The commercials used to assert over and over: THIS IS NOT A PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG!!!!

[aquaticko]

"She looks like she needs directions."

lmfao.

[ErnestMenville]

...a fuckwave!HAHAHA..pussy cyclon!...i died laughing

[thenscream]

LOVE the feminist jokes. YOU GO GIRL!

[pinkandvampires]

I think that the morning after pill is a good idea. Some people think it's like abortion in pill form, when there isn't anything to abort. It's like emergency birth control.

[steelo86]

"Especially when the gun is an old musket" haha!

[xyler22]

the last 10 seconds are the fucking funny as hell XD

[chrisdean434343]

Cho Fucking Rocks!

[mebbwebb]

AMEN!

[JosefScarletteMUA]

"Hurricaine Poontang"! Hahahaha.

[Zeroaria]

HAHA "And here up the coast of Florida comes Hurricane Poon-Tang"

[8mad]

Im A Feminist and Im a guy.

[xXPoLyNoRmAlXx]

omg

i think im in love

lolz ^^

[KittieKatKit]

Right on!

[thenscream]

you rock, its great to hear that!

[aznsinger5866]

'dananananananana CHINKY' HAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious. I love her.

[two46pm]

"Right in your face."

[RunAroundMolly]

I really love her "avoid being shot" dance.

[tristex152]

"Ohh, noo.. uh, I have weapon of mass destruction right here. I have 1, 2, 3, 4.. 5... how many you need?"

"no, I can make fo you! 1, 2, 3.. you want pick up or deliver?"

LOL.

[ynadisdany]

"What where did you come from did you like grow from the ground." lol love her

[CodyBitch01]

if you love ann coulter that say a lot about you...that your a douche just like her :D good,luck with that.

[renthead5256]

wow, excuse me for my opinion.

dickhead.

[RunAroundMolly]

RENT and Ann Coulter... Aren't you well rounded.

[renthead5256]

I like a few of her rude comments about Bush and the 9/11 widows. She was right on that, she was wrong on everything else.

[xEbilPandax]

"just spotted off the coast of Florida, it's Hurricane PoonTang."

xD

[joanjawn]

her zhan zi yin face is soooo good no joke catch her in rush hour 2 she puts on that damn face all the time

[Skittlez080808]

"Cause if you don't like me I'm goinng to make you hate me" XDDDDD

[piper42]

She's AWESOME! WHy aren't people there laughing at everything she says?

[larisaTH]

i am. lol

[piper42]

Sweet! I think that audience didn't understand her total genius!

[eyefaerie]

Actually, I was at that show and it was a lot louder when I was there...the lady sitting next to me was practically screaming...lol.

[mayaluvsmusic]

lol lewis and clark

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

lol that's true, but Afghan's don't do the "La La La La La La"

lol but very funny

[QueerSwede]

Why the fuck are you watching every part then you fucking idiot?

[chanyeehon]

she's awesome

she's the type to put thinking into action

she can speak her mind without being too fixed.