Learning Guitar to Get Laid

[Georgeqaws]

true. I learned bass. waste of effort. It takes more and you sound worse no matter how good you get.

[ihatesaskue]

hahaha at the end he was "trying" to play seven nation army xD

[tmvledzep]

the girl to the right of his shoulder is wendy the waitress.

[EriqMerc]

It's not free fallin, it's actually seven nation army

[HxCFoxCore]

@EriqMerc oh reaally?? cuz that wasnt the joke or anything :P

[anpina123]

ahahah amazing!

[theangusbugg]

I want to be you!!! NOW!!!!!

[riseagan]

B# does exist, it depends on what key you are playing in. Same tonic note as C obviously, but is actually called B#. This happens in the Key C# major for example. Not trying to be a dick, just saying.

[lightingcue1]

shredders take note...

[stickm5]

forever jake and amir

[bvg83]

these guitar lessons are only 4 men

[JustKillParadise]

WOW! I play bass!

[zeffia87]

Ughh... "Bass" not base. -.-

[bcbowar50]

Oh, if this was true. Unfortunately, girls these days don't really give a fuck about guys who are interesting or creative. Instead, they date douchebags that they know are assholes only to complain about what assholes they are later. Search "Bill Hicks fuck artists only" on here and you'll see exactly what I mean.

[011235813YEAH]

It's bass, not base. See, a bass is an instrument, a base isn't.

[bajal123]

@011235813YEAH not sure if serious..

[SoWachuWan]

Well I play bass and guitar so...

[tallicafan250169]

This video isn't meant to be taken seriously at all guys, like the B sharp being C and the wrong chord shapes.

[Tecanuva]

Jake is actually a good actor :O

[AtomicPunk1995]

B sharp? Wouldn't it be easier to just say C?

[TJAnimated]

NOOO jake dosnt get laid Amir should get it

[supergogo911]

the good beginning and the bad ending



[supermarble94]

The fingering shown for the first chord was Em7... The fingering shown for the second chord was G...

[soulsistah102]

Play the base and not get laid? Pete Wenz.

[edarioq]

yummy

[IrishRocker7710]

There is no b#

[ROEmusic1001]

@IrishRocker7710 its a c.

[FriedRiceGalore]

Surely Im not the only one who noticed that A He got the chords wrong and B That guitar is out of tune..

[ToWatchMusic]

@ComedianAthlete 4 for the intro which was the only part he played

[ComedianAthlete]

actually it takes five chords to play wonder wall

and he doesn't have a capo on

[Pantsmyinmessamadei]

@ComedianAthlete fuck you nigger !

[riseagan]

@ComedianAthlete just playing it in a different key. same song, easier to sing.

[CenDrao]

hes so right :D

[Vengeance31]

Lil Wayne, needs to check out this video.

[Abbe235]

Drummers get no love :(

[lofwenmark]

Spot on:D

[brenard23455]

my brother taps his guitar all the time.

[aRandomNzer]

is that a butterfly tattoo on his wrist? 0:23

[muskop42]

good job changing keys bitch

[fhhfw]

dude,fucking tune your guitar!

[sr1129]

the only dom7sus4 chord is the A7sus4...

[DreamCatcher897]

Bass players are usually the really hot ones

[espiegel97]

B sharp is C

[jasonvoorheesfan606]

bassists are pretty sweet so idk man

[dator36]

Learn base and not get laid?

Say THAT to Nikki Sixx!

[Scissorhandsx91]

@dator36 Seriously!

[mcchickinisgood]

@dator36 well played sir....well played

[lemonwarlord321]

@dator36 Bass.....

[lemoniceluxe]

@dator36 I love you for referencing Sixx,

[okatvideogames]

@dator36 except he cant play

[PwNermOvies]

@dator36 i will

[kbudinsk]

@dator36 You... you mean bass, champ.

[pinkyandthesheep]

@dator36 bass

[xoxoNewRomanticxoxo]

@dator36 learning spelling might get you laid

[punkkidsvlog]

@dator36 nikki sixx should grow up and stop dressing like a woman. maybe that would get him laid

[Kristhor]

@dator36 epic fail :P it's bass

[Blargaha]

@dator36 Ah, but he got laid because he was famous, not because he played bass:)

[neegraw]

lmao this is great

[NeuroToxin109]

Woah woah woah! New lesson 1, keep your pick in the back of your phone right in front of your battery. Not only does it show you play guitar enough to always be prepared, its always a surprise twist!

[Coaler73]

@zazou3113 Damn man, that cut deep. You really showed me what the fuck was up with that little stinger. lol what a fucking tool.

[TheNeuroticBassPlay]

Typical Jake and Amir situation, anyone?

[1234banban]

My advertisement was an old spice comercial...

I refused to skip it.

[JonPikeReally]

I enjoy how those are not the chords at all : P

[IMDoubleU1]

there is also another set called "playing drums, and not getting recognized."

[chugshhh]

white stripes at the end

[JokesOnYah]

Chris Martin + Brandon Boyd = Jake

[onelazynoob15]

Then learn to play METALLICA and be epic!

\m/ Live Long Rock Hard \m/

[xXCrimsonReaperXx]

@onelazynoob15 Or Thrash Metal, since that was their better era then their Hard Rock one.

[Coaler73]

You people can try to convince me and the rest of the world that you aren't douchebags for bringing a guitar to a party but you're not getting anywhere. Notice that the only people arguing with me are the ones who do it, which is to say the only people who don't realize how retarded they look.

[dorcap7]

I'm an Israeli and this sketch is too damn real.

Plus, I'm a bassist.

It's like I always tell a friend of mine: "Dude, you can't get laid by playing metalcore riffs on an acoustic guitar!"

[Coaler73]

@razzg Illinois, aka the land of a million losers who think it's cool to bring guitars to parties for the express purpose of showing off their mediocrity.

[nightlight911]

was that a condom? BAD idea to keep it in your wallet.

[75432187420]

@nightlight911 Lol 3 condom packets have broken in my wallet, I learned the hard way xD

[Xrrific]

@75432187420 that's so funny

[75432187420]

@Xrrific lol k I wasnt talking to you

[MajorSimon]

@nightlight911 I keep mine in the wallet , why is that bad :(!

[TristanKA262]

@MajorSimon It can dry out and crack, then you guys wimmens prego.

[AzamatoTheGreat]

@nightlight911 why ?

[TheTonesterr]

@nightlight911 hey, why is it bad to keep it in your wallet?

[TheMurda16]

@TheTonesterr

 watch?v=A5xV6accOYk

[pragzter]

recommended

[TheRasedw]

Wonderwall Great Song

[SixHourDifference]

did he seriously just say B#?

[whiteboyedmund]

@SixHourDifference hahaha i noticed that too

[WhiteMexicanBassist]

Bass is sexy. Nothing will get you laid like slapping it hard and popping that g string

[7nick4life7]

@G33TARG33K you're obviously playing for the wrong audience

[iheartbass42]

Coming from a girl, my boyfriend and I both play bass and i think its pretty sexy when he plays so (;

[G33TARG33K]

Something is wrong here... I carry picks in my wallet, I can play all those chords, I know dozens of popular songs, I palm mute a lot... and my Grandfather did actually give me my strap...

...And I haven't gotten laid. 

[PlayGuitarLarryCrane]

Play Guitar with Larry Crane Trailer youtube. com/watch?­v=chkTza5mH2Y

[3rollingwood4]

it´s crazy that it really works but you shouldn´t play guitar for get laid :P

[gingerswillrule4eva]

guys who play guitar are hot xD

[TheBobohj]

oh come on just play with a wah wah do some slapin and popin like porn music and then bass ll get ya laid

[krazeekalvin]

This really works! Thanks College Humor Guy's. All these years of wasting time playing that there banjo.

[lalosaurio96]

fuck, wonderwall is the song that i play the best

[StupidMindFactory]

bob burnham made the better version

[dra23D]

true story

[Stormcrow179]

slap da bass! though i'm sure to get some tail by playing pumped up kicks or lounge act on my bass ^_^

[Ringei144]

Cooper

[nm9317]

gay advertisements

[XBOOBdood]

It's a video you guys. I play guitar and bass and drums. Playing any instrument at a DECENT level can make any pussy wet. To show you, please watch this video again, but this time, don't take it up the ass too far.

[sivret20]

1:16 top right is the optical illusion girlfriend

[GorgonDrageil]

this is hilarious yet insulting to someone who actually loves to play the guitar

[ToothpasteCannon]

Something tells me Jake really liked filming this video.

Amir too, I'm sure.

[thunderbird435]

yhea amir you work that bass

[DMerk2012]

I find it funny how people are way more impressed by a couple chords than solos

[Coaler73]

Bringing an acoustic to any kind of social gathering pretty much qualifies you as the biggest douche there.

[aderandie2]

@Coaler73 a douche who just banged your girl while playing the intro to stairway to heaven

[TheAtomBuster]

@Coaler73 , agreed

[fenderkid6]

@Coaler73 I bring an electric and play srv style blues to my friends who are also musicians. at the park. Problem?

[GlobaFightOnBullshit]

@Coaler73 you're pretty primitive,aren't you?

[Icameron259]

@Coaler73

Only to other, jealous males who know that to every single girl there, the guy with the acoustic is THE HOTTEST GUY PRESENT and will get ALL their attention.

[jimlicious]

@Coaler73 Maybe you and your friends enjoy singing? Maybe you like to play the guitar for any other reason than getting laid? You might have a girlfriend/wife?

I guess that your a douche at every kind of social gathering without even bringing a guitar. You're probably to lazy to learn it anyways. Have a nice day.

[thespecaildino]

@jimlicious I know how to play guitar...and I agree with Coaler73. Just because you know how to play it doesn't mean you need to just bring and and show off. It does equal large on the douche bag scale.

[Coaler73]

@thespecaildino thank you.

[Coaler73]

@jimlicious I've been playing guitar for years. What people like you don't realize is that to everyone in the room who isn't playing the guitar or isn't a guitar neophyte it's the douchiest thing you can do. Nobody goes to a party to hear the average guitar player who sits in the corner and plays indie rock.

[2PacsUncle]

@Coaler73 how

[razzg]

@Coaler73 Where the hell're you from?

[Drifter873]

@Coaler73 Not if you can actually play it.

[heavenishell112]

@Coaler73 what if there's two who brought a guitar there?

[zazou3113]

@Coaler73 You're the douche.

[Scissorhandsx91]

@Coaler73 LOL

[Keymaster440]

Fuck thats awesome. and total true :)

[ThePeacefulPacifist]

Lol.

[ZakBock]

I play Electric Guitar, Bass and Keyboard piano...and soon the Sax. Oh yeahhh. Jk I don't brag. But video greatly offense me. Take the bait Trollz!!! Plus Chords and Tabs are best played serperately and together. One thing that i've learned and any true guitar player will tell you is...that guitar is impossible to master...and acoustic and bass strings are fucking thick...DAMN!!!

[GHIIIGNT]

I play guitar to a professional lvl and Ive never gotten laid :(

[ttbbbenny]

@GHIIIGNT we are talking about women not men thats probably why its not working

[GHIIIGNT]

@ttbbbenny I'm a guy dude. I'm straight too :P

[lygarx]

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[MrPinky321]

I play bass, and i just got laid..and my gf a gymnast

[falloutromance11]

@MrPinky321 Thank you! I play bass, and I get all kinds of women. It's because I don't play fucking Wonderwall all the time.

[GaiaKnight1234]

@MrPinky321 Look at all the fucks I give.

[Jaxle1357]

@MrPinky321 I bet that's probably a big accomplishment for you, isn't it?!

[GlobaFightOnBullshit]

@MrPinky321 Maybe you play better than Amir...

[elmono44]

@MrPinky321 What are you doing surfing on youtube then?

[n64p3]

@MrPinky321 and you sir, are a liar

[kristianhu]

There are literally thousands of chords... Literally?... Cobain would shot himself again if he heard you...

[guitargold77]

Also put in a ad that you need actressess for a funny skit that may make them famous like the girl who gave head whose now on 'The office'

[me2fan1]

I'm a bassist and I find this very true.

[Infancinema]

lol  ;-) XD rofl FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!­!!!!!

[lloveComedy]

Lol Amir.. failing.

[martistomp]

0:53 epic singer is epic

[TemplarBard]

Wait there's another reason to play an instrument ever?

SCREW ART!

[JMcKaySV]

Bet Jake was first in line to get the oppurtunity to film this skit- probably his whole idea

[ChrisKoMisko]

haha Jake and amir.

[tmoondrmz]

is there a chance to get girls that easy way with drumming? ^^

[danf2k9]

Anyone else actually learn Wonderwall from watching this video?

[Apiaanilol]

Fuck, now I have to learn this

[malikmv10]

623 people play the bass and don't get laid

[yoyoma4231]

"cant spell bass with out ass!!" Zacky V =P

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

MY BALLS YOUR FACE

[cheeznizt]

he knows my secrets

[fredzillian]

bass players have magic fingers. XD

[BeatsAndPulses]

B7sus4?

otherwise known as G

(I know its a joke, I'm just not funny)

[LolDidntRead]

Too bad all those girls were butt fucking ugly except one.

[MaidenDio252]

@LolDidntRead You're Gay.

[LolDidntRead]

@MaidenDio252

You're a sad little virgin. Shoo, go get laid.

[MaidenDio252]

@LolDidntRead Apparantly you can only get ugly fat ass men, since you don't like women who actually look good.

[LolDidntRead]

@MaidenDio252

-Implying you think you know me in real life... Pathetic.

No I'm saying those woman are unattractive. Stop fighting with me lol. You're only proving more to point that you're a faggot. :DD



[MaidenDio252]

@LolDidntRead Yeah, cause me saying that those women are hot makes me such a faggot. Dumbass.

[fenderkid6]

@LolDidntRead I've noticed that most people that tell others to get laid are insecure virgins themselves.

[LolDidntRead]

@fenderkid6

Nope sorry I get lots of dick... I mean vagina. Lots and lots of vagina.

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

YOU SUCK I RULE FOR I PLAY CRAZY TRAIN I THAT GETS ME THE BABES

[zAnnekz]

@HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9 Thanks for proving you're not educated enough to understand the joke.

[MaidenDio252]

Apparently they've never heard of Lemmy Kilmister.

[mabroussardii]

I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque to get here from Tommy Emmanuel. Gotta turn around & get the hell outta here as fast as I can!!!

[BlackManSlim562]

Wonderwall is a dope ass song

[EvilHippy38]

If only.

[SGAFredericton]

I love wonderwall!!!!!

[MissRockerFish]

Amir cannot play bass.

[MissRockerFish]

"This is B7sus4" Plays G. LOL

[LanceLawliet92]

@MissRockerFish ya haha

[SnakeAssault117]

1:35

QQ.



[48dodea]

do you know any girls with tits

[UKpatriot90]

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

It's not your fault.

[guitarfreaky1996]

... .. humm... out of tune

[bobcheese427]

the guitar isn't even tuned