Bull's-Eye: Gen. Waititu - 'the one from the bush'

[ulexnur]

the two group should be chased by lions and c where this ends,that will be no laughting matter i tell yahh

[hakim01]

Shit, manze this is way too funny...

[odiskamata]

Never seen a human being running a hundred km per hour!

[simbakafiri]

@odiskamata with bulls also at the same speed...this is physics...and the people chasing them running at the same speed as them...so literally they are running side by side

[odiskamata]

@simbakafiri Man our politicians comedians!

[esthermuraguri]

Maybe kibaki said millioni moja .then.1 thousand cos thats what a million is to him. Like 1 k for the rest of the kenyans lol..but its not possible for humans to run 100km/hr lol

[Arsenalusa]

Emmanuel Juma is the best. Keep up the good work

[mutisyas]

lol..kibaki never stops from amazing me..this is indeed signs of a failed state if these are the light of the kenyan pple..did you realise even after being corrected, he stills repeats 'one thousand'..

[chaimoto]

1000m/hour, now that is funny as heck.

[MtaaniNairobi]

The dude talking about cattle rustlers was funny as hell. He facial expressions said it all

[HeshimaJameni]

Shame on you Emmanuel Juma! The attack on Semenya is uncalled for.

[benard2]

1000 no 1 million ngohooo

[219790]

signs of failed state

[opundoz]

caster semenya IN FORM 1.....lolest..PIC OF THE YEAR 2009!

[nonini8]

kibaki & saitoti are daft

[pafecktguy]

the attack on Semenya, cheap and sad. not funny at all.

[kushotto]

George 'bush' waititu.The general.The Ghetto gladiator!I thought the speaker will purnish this dude by kicking him out of the house for atleast a week or more?

[dlrav]

"milioni moja, one thousand" LOL! Kibaki is getting old.

[truphie]

These people cannot read hahaha, so funny......that is how they cook figures....ng'oooo

hahaha

Semenya in form 1 damn looks like a man.

[uschh]

LOL, 4:05 funny how he says fact. First, I heard "f***ed or fiction?" and it took me a couple of secs to realize what he really was sayin'.

[musamaina]

Amazing in all..........!!!

[clintkurt]

ROFLMAO

[daddycliff]

Semenya's sex is questionable and under investigation. In fact I just read a report that she doesn't have a womb or ovaries and that she produces three times more testosterone than women are known to produce. If this report gets confirmed in November the she will be stripped of her gold medal that she beat a Kenyan to at the recent IAAF. Emmanuel Juma is very right in pointing out further evidence to the ongoing investigation as he didn't send Semenya to cheat a Kenyan out of a gold medal.

[daddycliff]

Why is Saitoti a whole professor of mathematics having a hard time reading numbers correctly? And what does it say about Kenya's respect for the rule of law, when a whole MP proudly engages in mob justice?

[clin24nt]

jumaa wacha kusengenya semenya bana

[clin24nt]

These career looters aka politicians have stolen plenty of our tax monies mpaka to them one million equates to one thousand aka loose change to wewe na mimi.

[TallSkinnyCartman]

the guy at 3:20 has a VALID point

[TallSkinnyCartman]

"wametoa shillingi elfu moja"

*raila mumbles*"mhmhmhmhmhmh blah blah*

"eh!millioni moja. one thousand"

smh

[edenskid]

where is the money from the ministries coming from? why don't i hear ministries in other countries donating money? Is a ministry not under a budget???? Well, I guess it doesn't matter... those kenyans will continue cheering while their country gets fucked up....

[goo1358]

if my guess is correct, when MOI did a harambee to raise money for his campaign under the disguise of maendeleo ya wanawake they forcefully deducted funds from all government workers without their permission. when the ministries said they had raised money, it was in fact the money that was forcefully taken from them. i suppose this is how they did it. No government worker can donate money when they are paid so little. wezi to the core

[emadkay1]

That is funny!

[nageryt]

This is the best crazy ness

T/hanks uncle for making me dye with laughter . you are my jounalist number one

[Sisternice77]

Emmanuel...LOL..wewe ni fala kweli..making fun of poor teeneger like that ( pstt...the was funny, couldn't help the laughter )

These kenyan Politicians, did you all go to kajinga High school or what? none of you can read nor speak eloquently? Whay a shame!!

[kamafake]

I will not comment on our leaders. The athletics thing is stupid. Just confirming the stereotypes in the west that kenyans win races because of being used to hardship, stupid. the attack on Semenya, cheap and sad. not funny at all.

[goo1358]

In north eastern, when Somalis' cross the border and cattle rustle, the Kenyans affected call on the the Kenyan police or Kenyan army but they never pursue them because they fear being killed. their excuse is always that the rustlers and the cattle dissapeared without a trace. so the joke is that for them to disappear without a trace, they must be running at 100km/h which is not possible and shows that the police are lying

[daniells71]

Kibaki almost gave Raila a heart attack! lol. "Eti one thousand? Mass action leo Uhuru Park".

[Zwizzlezar]

i know...bad joke on kibaki's part...lol

[surambaya]

Mr Waititu's behavior is an insult to all self-respecting hooligans, delinquents and ruffians out there. If he's learned their art so well, how will they make a living? As for 100km/h cattle rustlers, my mum taught me it was bad manners to laugh at pp that weren't well.

[se1nl1fe]

If waititu is getting away with assault, what kind of precedence is he setting? what kind of MP's do we have who essentially are condoning his behaving by ignoring this shameful act and continuing to allow this monster to sit in the same room with them in parliament? Kenyans we are doomed....and btw so r Ugandans...apparently the disease is affecting our neighbors ...soo very sad.

btw that last swipe at Semenya not fun just plain stupid.

[goo1358]

this is what happens when the justice system is corrupt and highly inefficient. people take law in their own hands. eg a judge in kisii declared all districts created by Kibaki illegal, kibaki dismissed that decision in public saying it was necessary. In the US, UK a president can go to jail for defying a judges order

[siasabora]

Emmanuel ur Hilarious

[lubanga8]

emmanuel juma keep it up!

[freegastanker1]

The law makers breaking laws including the president. This is a basket case!