STEVEN WRIGHT - The COMPLETE Works - stereo HQ - (pt.1 of 5)

[Carbon762]

Holy shit, I just melted Dry Ice in chemistry this morning. O.o

[pete5668]

The answer as to what to add to powdered water is HEAT. Powdered water is snow. I know, I know, I'm thinking too hard!

[theoneandonlyandyman]

1:05

I SAW HIM SMILE.

[Grobari]

Now i see where mitch hedberg got his inspiration from :D

[TheMrBlinx]

What kind of acid does he use?

[iconochasmmetal]

This guy must have been a big influence on Mitch Hedberg.

[Sozlled]

Tim Vine is the weak version of this. But i have to say i am not a huge fan of Tim Vine and i am not so sure about this. I only checked him out because Billy Connelly likes him.

[blehhplehh]

@supremeon1 your thinkin too hard...

[RobOfNeptune]

Dry humor.

[lbeloff]

He is awesome

[supremeon1]

what a stupid man... half of what he says it's not understandable...

[1001Hobbies]

@supremeon1 You have to think.

[LemonsArentSour]

@supremeon1 You jelly

[TheDilligan]

'Got an answering machine on my phone so that if people call me when im not home they get a recording of the busy signal 6:42 some chick yells "thats great! what a good idea!"

[maccafan10]

I used to work in a Helium Gas production factory. The boss there still speaks very highly of me.

[morpheusatloppers]

@maccafan10 LOL!! Hadn't heard that one - from Steven or anyone else.

[auburnboy141]

I got another phone. I didn't have much money,, so I had to get an ire.gular phone...................It had no "5 on it. I was walkin down the streeet and I bumped into a freind and said " Why don't you ever call me any more". I said " I cant call everyone I want, my phone has no 5"...................He siad" that's really weird, How long you had it?"....I said "I don't i don't know, my calender has no 7"

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

A very random and black sense of humour.

[poltergiest11]

and to think, i was saving my self! now i can laugh at pain and love, fear and happyness, either way, staying away from the government will make me live longer with others to show them the love of fear of love. a truth and a lie, but what do you think? is not you here to say it is both? love peace be with you.

[SIXSTRINGOD]

Thumbs Up For Guy on the Couch!

[goldencricket]

You can tell that it's an older audience by the laughter. Nobody laughs like that anymore.

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@goldencricket what does that even mean

[goldencricket]

@SigmaSigmaGnarly There's just something in the quality of the laughter that is different than the laughter of a modern audience. It's a subtle difference but it's there. I'm not trying to make any kind of statement, it's only an observation.

[Arrivald]

4:20 Dexter's Laboratory - Omlette Du Fromage

[Pitbull81InsaneKilla]

Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh are in the same catagory.. mildly entertaining with some funny points sometimes but their humor never evolves, its the same joke put into different context.. not so much.... so thats why they suck..

[angelsdarkness96]

@Pitbull81InsaneKilla not even close

[Pitbull81InsaneKilla]

@angelsdarkness96 .. you are obviously clueless when it comes to good comedy... why do you think Dane Cook is NOTHING now? Tosh doesnt have long left...

[novembre8211]

I got food poisoning recently. I still don't know what I'm going to do with it

[jamescfc1]

I lost a button hole...

[amperro]

Steven Wright and Brian Regan! Both are clean. Both are brilliant. Why are there so few comedians like this?

[Erik0072]

cook isnt even relatively funny. hes just something comedy central invented to take up air time.

[deejaybrick]

Thanks for posting all 5 parts of this. Wonder if he's still touring anywhere.

[Blinkdawg23]

HAHA! So funny.. I laughed so hard... Hes on up there with Mitch Hedberg, and Dane Cook.

[HQDnB]

@Blinkdawg23 up there ? this was at 85...how in the hell is that on a same level ?

[Blinkdawg23]

@HQDnB At 85? D'you mean the year it was recorded? Or.. what? I don't really care when it was recorded, made, or whatever. Lol...

[lamarraj]

@Blinkdawg23 how can u say hes up there with dane cook? Steven Wright owns dane cook. it is uncomparable

[Undawnted1]

@Blinkdawg23 I didn't know Dane Cook Did Comedy!!! Cause he sure as sh-t isn't funny!

[The4thGuy]

@Blinkdawg23 Hahaha, that's a good one. Dane Cook? Funny? Hahaha...

[thenailfactory]

@Blinkdawg23 Hedberg has a similar style and is funny. Don't quite understand the Dane Cook reference... typo?

[dakotamanomgwtf]

I love how his stuff is like all one liners.

[evanisgay11]

The best comedian

[f1rew411]

dexters lab stole his joke

[brooklyninja]

So funny!

[Raflegan]

Oh Steven Wright. I attribute to you the amount of esteem and lauded praise for your comedy that people only afforded to the likes of Mitch Hedberg & Sam Kinison after they had died. If I killed you, you'd be my favorite comedian.

[oliviagnn]

the jokes are funny yea but i just love is mono tone voice =D

[latrodectus23]

he's my favorite american comedian we have lots of good comedy in Argentina but Steven is Amazing.

[inaciotrinita]

O melhor comediante de sempre



[jonathanward1992]

FG Reference i finally understand -- "I spilled Spot Remover on my dog and now he's gone"

[emmasalihin]

Mitch Hedberg could have been this GOOD. May he RIP

[lalaurentide]

Him and Mitch got so much laugh, it's unbelievable.

[preppylilbunny]

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time..."

He has the ability to say things so profound yet so hilarious

[morpheusatloppers]

@preppylilbunny I've used that one a LOT - but I always attribute it to Stephen.

[kingferdinand15]

@morpheusatloppers Takes on a new meaning after hiking the Appalachian trail

[07logiebear]

@preppylilbunny my dad says that so often! i gues he got it from steve! its soo true, he got drunk one might in town, and didnt fancy spending 20 pounds for a taxi, so he wlked all the way from the city centre to our house, about 16 miles, took him about 4 hrs haha

[Shotblur]

6:42 THAT'S KA-RAYZEE

[fredmonk9947]

It's sad i need subtitles.

[albaalbaalbaalba169]

"If sometimes you can't hear me, it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses" AWESOMENESS

[spacecowboy5000]

@TheNoCoincidence My good sir, a lot of english people have trouble understanding too. I had to listen to Steven a few times before I got what he was saying. He's an expert on twisting context and logic. There is no other like Steven Wright.

[predatorXX360]

@spacecowboy5000 Hahahah Steven Wright is the funniest comedian I have ever heard. His twisting ordinary things into humor makes me laugh until my sides hurt!! I will say ,you gotta have this sense of humor in you to understand and like Mr. Wright. And I most certainly do!!!

[sirjiffy115]

its lilegal for him to talk about that ant case isint it

[changl72]

dizzying mind!

[otacon23]

12 people called him and got the busy signal :D

[RGFoster1]

He's the double of Sean Penn in Carlito's Way

[Matoxhz]

5:36 He knows a few of them? Maybe they're his Aunts. :D

[SmashXShread]

"It's good I like it." lmao

[PowShredder801]

His mind, is quite literally a twighlight zone, lol.

[jellobraindead]

this Is his " i have a pony" set 7's and 5's is one of the best jokes ever although the whole set is one of the best

[j0dal0r]

I bought some powdered water but I dont know what to add...........

[spanky1113]

...I need to buy dry ice and a blow torch...

[bodies42099]

a woman in the crowd spontaneously orgasms @ 2:27

[stamic402]

this guy must have smoked a fatty..............LOL he still is funny

[maewtf]

dude this guy must be so stoned.

[governorgilf]

I love Don Rickles, Robin Williams, and many other legends, but this guy is my all-time favorite comedian. I don't know where he comes up with this stuff!

[Cthulu54]

Yes, Steven Wright is a brilliant and underated comedian.

[jibbajabba311]

my mom lived next to his brother in Milford New Hampshire.....met Steve one time, too...I wish I was there so I could say I met "the guy on the couch"

[DeathMinnion]

i sat up one night playing poker with tarot cards... that night 4 people died.

[Alphabex8]

Steven Wright 

[CrimsonToast]

I hate steven. I thought that I created this brilliant joke, but it turned out that it was one of Steven's.

He has more than a few hundred jokes.

[zoslowhand]

drunk woman @ 6:42, "That's great, that's good, I'm gonna do that!!"

[ConsumptionMayCause]

i spilled spot remover on my dog

[DjLoko190988]

i lost a button hole .. lol

[Shaun17170]

@DjLoko190988 love that

[NaxNax96]

Wow... I just discovered Steven Wright through a random motivator someone showed me :O He's AWESOME! I have to watch EVERYTHING of his now :P

Can't stop laughing at the Tarot joke xD

[Rolo1949]

Clever man ???? But not funny !!!!!

[DeathsRHM]

I like how he puts his hand on his head to stop himself laughing.

I do that too

[Problembeing]

"Do you live here often?"

HAHAHA

[lprocks555]

You can leave any Monday... And they'll bring you back the previous Friday! That way you still have the weekend!

[Righton2000]

That's GREAT! That's GREAT! I'm gonna do that!

[CChissel]

I love all his jokes...they're all so clever. I can't pick a favorite.

[bobbyalligator7]

Is a shelless turtle homeless, or just naked ...

[n8hud1]

I like the "if I melt dry ice can I swim and not get wet" and "travelling at the speed of light and turn the headlights on" bits. What a comedian!! The man is simply awesome.

[cubsjimmy]

Steven Wright ROCKS

[NJxMurderxScene]

Ya know, it's not impossible to make a circle on an Etch-A-Sketch. I've done it. ^_^ Is everyone that dumb or am I'm just that awesome? I say both.

[LynkxMan]

@NJxMurderxScene And I say you're arrogant

[qzaktrdo]

@NJxMurderxScene and i banged your mother

is she that stupid or im just awesome, i think bouth

.now go away kid you are retarded

[therickshow1]

@qzaktrdo i hit that, too...and now she won't stop callin!

[kinglouiereina]

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time

[agnernai]

1 mile = 1 mile

[TuhdTheTroll]

damn, it must be torture for steven to keep from laughing during his set

[pogmofoil]

I don't understand how he can keep a straight face. "I lost a button hole" when he said that I peed myself.

[NOOOQUARTER]

Simply the best, in a class all by himself with no distinction :)

[spyderchihustler]

I LOST A BUTTON HOLE....LMFAO O0O STEVEN VERY CLEVER...LMAO

[IridescentRaven]

Three people can't appreciate the humor of a genious.  ;)

[47TheSteve]

Top 50 comedic minds of all time. I say 50 out of respect for those I can't recall. He is simply brilliant.

[Jimmyamazingz]

3:25 Alan from The Hangover in the bottom right?

[1953jazzman]

My absolute favorite mind in the history of comedy!!

[jjj2beezniz]

sometimes you cant hear me cuz im in paranthesis... i bought powdered water but i dont know what to add.. lmao

[RosesofWillows]

his plain voice works for his act. but i find myself laughing more to people who put a little more personality into their show. not to say that i don't get a giggle or few from this guy.

[debash1234]

Saw this man in person at Hampton Beach Casino a few years back.... and I swear my sides are still hurting from the complete hysteria he exuded!!!

[Psikonort]

Brilliant Comedian with a mind that seems to exist in an alternate reality.

[swpme]

im a homosexual.

[FullyAutoMathmatics]

check my stand up on my page yall, similar style to steven wright. ive won a bunch of competitions and i feel like no comic can beat me

[BigEasyWinger]

He sounds like Droopy the Dog. LOL!!!

[sfaginx]

king of the weird!

[ChaoPrince]

"I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

[KirbyNPenguins]

HILARIOUS :D:D:D:D:D:DXDXDXDXDXD

[ChainsmokingPothead]

ty for the putting it together. gr8 upload 5 stars

[Toadphillips]

dry ice turns from solid to a gas... so wouldn't get wet but u couldn't swim

[crackjuicer]

Funniest person alive.

[garyjoet]

Very very clever man. Deserved much more kudos than what he got. But hey, it`s the world we live in. The joke about the short story in which a photographer goes completely insane trying to take a close-up of the horizon is my fav joke ever.

[morpheusatloppers]

@garyjoet - I thought I'd heard ALL of Steven's jokes - but I hadn't heard THAT one. It just SOUNDS so much like one of his!

[garyjoet]

@morpheusatloppers hahaha it`s absolutely classic. Burst out laughing every time. Sometimes tell it to people and they look at me in a weird way....lol!

It`s on youtube - "Steven Wright Hysteria stand up"

[garyjoet]

@morpheusatloppers Oh no sorry its "Steven Wright - Stand Up (Funny Guy)" video

[twiwonder]

@garyjoet oh I LOVE that one

[aristotle736]

@garyjoet people who worked with him say he's even more

mellow in person.It brings to life his joke: " the reason I'm laid back

is because as I child I smoked a lot of Retalin ".

[supmayne1]

Lol "they should have ironed this"

Hilarious

[XXdetonator890]

If you keep pausing at 5:55, it sounds weird.

[Surgio1]

2:21

What is he saying here?

[morpheusatloppers]

@Surgio1 - ...the "Etch-O Sketch" is a Seventies TOY - that traces a point over a screen with silver dust on its inside. There are two knobs - one makes the point go up and down - the other makes it go from side to side. Thus, it's almost IMPOSSIBLE to draw a CIRCLE with it!

You're welcome!

[realitymodel2]

@morpheusatloppers wow how cheery you are.

[ggamer2004]

@morpheusatloppers Do you REALLY have to tell people what an "Etch-O-Sketch" is? I feel old.

[morpheusatloppers]

@ggamer2004 - LOL!

[MoltenGoodness]

@ggamer2004  lmfao

[xIMissYou1609x]

@ggamer2004 I'm only almost 21 and I know what an Etch a Sketch is.. I had one.. I could never draw a circle haha

[Mance200]

@ggamer2004 Saddest bit is, he kinda does. Fuckin' kids these days probably haven't seen anything similar to one.

[haltrman93]

@Mance200 I'm 17 and I've had quite a few. I believe today's equivalent would be the "Lite-Brite" or whatever the hell it's called. Fear not, there are still intelligent American teenagers in modern society. Cut through the "Jersey Shore" bullshit and you'll find me standing there :)

[aristotle736]

@haltrman93 Good for you young Fella.I was starting to worry

about the future of America.

[haltrman93]

@aristotle736 Oh, by all means we still have to worry. Don't let one smart guy on Youtube fool you into thinking America is safe, haha.

[kfgravy]

It's Etch A Sketch not Etch O Sketch.

[xIMissYou1609x]

@ggamer2004 I'm 20... and I know what that is... O_O

[missingmandayton]

@ggamer2004 same here....and im 15 damnit ! i shoudlnt feel this old either...next question theyll ask is "whats rock em sock em robots" then ill flip $#!@

[bbeboutuaa]

@missingmandayton I had someone ask me what a rotary phone was.

[wrightri]

@morpheusatloppers I think Steven was in parentheses so he couldn't hear him.

[wetyuppy]

@morpheusatloppers What if you twist the knobs simultaneously?

[MrLinolinares]

@wetyuppy it just zig zags

[supmayne1]

I decided to leave and go to california

[computerrage]

@Surgio1 Turn your volume on

[AtomicDragon71]

@Surgio1 They still make the Etch O Sketch

[SPOTdDRUMMER]

Man I can't count at all can I?

[morpheusatloppers]

@SPOTdDRUMMER - LOL!

[SPOTdDRUMMER]

Man, one of the greatest comedians of all time. Him, Dangerfield, Allen and Hedberg are my three biggest influences in comedy.

[morpheusatloppers]

@SPOTdDRUMMER - As a Brit, I'm still aware of Rodney - and presumably, Woody - but Mitch was completely unknown to me. So I Wiki-ed him. They have some of his jokes. I can't BELIEVE I never ran across him. I mean, Britain got "Just For Laughs" and many American shows. Okay, I'll check him out on YouTube... ...okay, he was COOL!

[SPOTdDRUMMER]

@morpheusatloppers I'm actually so glad I influenced this. I feel I'm a better person for it.

[mjZstargirl]

what's great about Wright is that he doesn't swea and that he makes you think and not only laugh.

[morpheusatloppers]

@mjZstargirl Interesting point - Steven was a MAESTRO with words - thus he never needed crude ones.

[mjZstargirl]

true.

he WAS great with words.

[PhatBrady1017]

This is awesome!

Steven is my favorite comedian!

thnx 4 posting this...

[mpc1mil]

awesome. havnt seen most of this tnx

[Montolawyer]

lol One of my favorite comedians by far.

[morpheusatloppers]

Agreed! Part two (another 10 minutes) is nearly finished uploading - and there are THREE more sections after that - but the bottle-neck on the Information Superhighway that exists between here and the US is currently slowing things to a walk! So I'm guessing you should have the whole thing by SUNDAY!

[Montolawyer]

Cool. Can't wait.