You have been a willing participant in everything that has happened in your life. These events have played their part in your growth process. There are no victims, there are no villains, and there are no heroes. We all play our roles of choice at any given time. When you choose the same kind of thing to happen in your life over, and over again, (like attracting the same kind of love interest that you know will end badly), It means you haven't learnt yet what is vital to your growth...
.......and a desire to sing kareoke and play all night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare, and naked twister!
WARNING- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you're whispering when your not, is a major factor of dancing like you're a retard. And may cause you to tell your friends over and over again you're in love with them.
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Alcohol can cause pregnancy, and a major factor in getting your ass kicked!
Me neither. *MY* grandeur is as real and striking as the self-portraits in my abode! This insolent wench would grateful to witness even a mere GLIMPSE of my splendor!!! XO
I do realize this is a joke but alcohol is a depressant. In the long term, using tequila as a social catalyst will only make someone with social anxiety or chronic shyness feel worse about themselves.
LMAO Perfect!
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Marashor 9 months ago
incarceration XD dancing like a retard
axel91370 10 months ago
lol yay
MYnameisVIquan 1 year ago
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You have been a willing participant in everything that has happened in your life. These events have played their part in your growth process. There are no victims, there are no villains, and there are no heroes. We all play our roles of choice at any given time. When you choose the same kind of thing to happen in your life over, and over again, (like attracting the same kind of love interest that you know will end badly), It means you haven't learnt yet what is vital to your growth...
RUSSKAYAG 1 year ago
hahahaahahahahahaahahaha lmao!!!!!!!!! Xd;P
Livdances2538 1 year ago
lmao
neoncrackle 1 year ago
HAHAHA fuck yeah
parisinflames 1 year ago
LOL!! xD
RandomlieJessie13 1 year ago
hahaha thats exactly what I need!!!
chelitra 2 years ago
hahaha!!
lizzylouliza 3 years ago 3
rofl thats awesome
MyFoop2 3 years ago 2
anybody ever drink straight tequila? It's the worst alcohol I've drunk straight. being a kid sucks. I can't sit around and mix drinks...
gamerx365 3 years ago
wow.....
stickybelvedere 2 years ago
nice. rofl
OmfgJon 3 years ago
LOSS OF VIRGINITY. LMAO! xD
melihongo 3 years ago 7
@melihongo no shit dum ass thats how i last my
zoxoo88 1 year ago
LOL
XxXdementiaXxX 3 years ago
fuckin hilarious. i pooped.
microphonespeaklight 3 years ago
LMAO LMAO LMAO THAT IS THE FUNNYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE xDDDDDD
kakashi9988 3 years ago
lol this shyt made my day lmao
DaKidPhresh 3 years ago
what he said :(
Spartan10391 3 years ago
Wow I thought you were acually gonna help :(
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hahaha!! thats funny
proudBlatina 3 years ago
.......and a desire to sing kareoke and play all night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare, and naked twister!
WARNING- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you're whispering when your not, is a major factor of dancing like you're a retard. And may cause you to tell your friends over and over again you're in love with them.
....
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Alcohol can cause pregnancy, and a major factor in getting your ass kicked!
lmao funny shit..haha :)
xokaylamariexox 3 years ago 2
FUCK maybe i cant sing
69stringibanez 3 years ago
that shit is FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
mrkkerekes 3 years ago
oh yeah it makes ya braver lol and sicker also
kansasmom66 3 years ago
funny stuff it sounds safer than most meds that the doc prescribes.
dogdigger50 3 years ago
That was so funny. I loved it. I sent it to some of my friends.
bbudacious 3 years ago
LMAOOOOOOO
TrobleInBrooklyn01 3 years ago
Only if it's Patron.
But the real cure to life's troubles is Vodka, lots of Grey Goose Vodka.
BlythesRainbow 3 years ago
that is not funny at all...that could kill your baby......
Libragal74 3 years ago
thats why it said not to take if pregnant! you need to listen closer
AndyDrew003 3 years ago
stupidity and inattention to detail can also be deadly
SubmarinerAndroid 3 years ago
thats how i got pregnant
chanh39 3 years ago 2
haaa funny
prettiep 3 years ago
"Loss of money, Loss of Virginity"
LOL
ChunkBlower 3 years ago
,sweeeeettt!!!!!!
scwidn75 3 years ago
of course Tequila cures everthing!!! but Bacardi is Awesome!!!
queencrazy35 3 years ago
bacardi is made of bat shit.
hizzleeee 3 years ago
not its not dat shit is good it depends which one you drink
queencrazy35 3 years ago
haha that is way too funny.
warheroguy 3 years ago
TEQUILA! Awesome.
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skulligurl 3 years ago
LMAO
INEVURLOSE 3 years ago
haha! unbelivable!! lol
PurpleHazeGoofyGrape 3 years ago
lolz
Heavranome 3 years ago
win
SubmarinerAndroid 3 years ago
I use my blackberry standing in line at the mall.
slyckdaddy4u 3 years ago
Okay, THAT was funny...
RachelTheRabbit 3 years ago
Tequila!
DAL2543 3 years ago
lmao Awesome side effects!
AplG7Rocks 3 years ago
LOL, heard this on the radio many times
sleepylazy2006 3 years ago
lmaooo
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u fuckin homo u stole this from me
sethtburg 3 years ago
lol its true.
Cobija13 3 years ago
the side effects are great lol
metalmaniac53 3 years ago
LOL
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Leroy19674 3 years ago
loss of virginity lmfao
Grimm656 3 years ago 2
delusions of grandeur?
never had that problem :p
idioteque59 3 years ago
Me neither. *MY* grandeur is as real and striking as the self-portraits in my abode! This insolent wench would grateful to witness even a mere GLIMPSE of my splendor!!! XO
DigiTan000 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA... this was hilarious..
coreya777 3 years ago
I do realize this is a joke but alcohol is a depressant. In the long term, using tequila as a social catalyst will only make someone with social anxiety or chronic shyness feel worse about themselves.
Still funny though.
champthom 3 years ago
This is why i dont drink. Im 21, and want to drink, but i know my anxiety will get worse when the effects go away (i have social anxiety)
javasirc 3 years ago
haha! that was todaly worth watching:)
ShiNnyLiGhtS 3 years ago
lol. "may couse you to dance like a retard"
RashMan0 3 years ago
this is great
bigbuulowz 3 years ago
hahaha That is very funny..lmao
LoneHuntress 3 years ago
ahahah
KungFuBobby 3 years ago