Douchebag Number 3

[blindsniper812]

Like a B4US3

[GTCinemaFTW]

Jeff is a boss.

[AviatorStudios]

... My nickname is Dick Twat.

[samusaran11]

Arch whatever happen to Jeffery Jeff Boss did you ever seem him again on a ballot.

[cjthomiii]

Jeff Boss isn't running as a joke, at least not one that he's conscious of. 

[MarijuanaProduction]

Jeff Boss is an idiot.

[simplevids1]

what is the lighting behind you on the wall was your TV on mute or something and was shining against the walls?

[osubucknut100]

Lol dicktwat

[pmoves]

double douchebag dipping here.... hahaha

[somekindofmonster54]

he pwns

[thebackbencher666]

jeff boss is a douchebag...great vid...never watched any of your stuff before...was looking for jef boss cause his jackass flyer was floating around...

[Orik2019]

i dislike your douchbaggery but this one was not bad and had a good point those two need to get hit with a snake

[woody72691]

Vote Here Party, best party in the world.........then the tea party people killed them.

[bossforpresident]

Dude, you could be his running mater! Charlie Sheen just dropped out!

[TheArchfiend]

@0Brianmaycry

I did.

[warlord752]

That was awsome. I'm living in the wrong country.

[TheArchfiend]

@TheLolcatnotamused

And I care what you think because ...?

[JordanIsADinosaur]

I think you said douchebag almost 100 times.

Success. :D



[DarkHearTheGothic]

I are right he's a big douchebag. or like the AVGN would "he's a piece of dog shit"

[MrMaXimo9000]

You are the only person on the internet that can rant about nothing, and not sound like a total dick doing it, and i mean that in a good way.

[TheArchfiend]

@MrMaXimo9000

Thanks.

[lamiac2411]

Lol. Just to let u know this guy is serious but he is not trying to be an asshole about it. He is mentally ill bro

[MCRisextremelygood]

The Vote Here party is whoring on a political level. Great to see whoring has gone past the internet into government...NOT.

[MrXXVII]

i bet poeple will vote, just like in my country and it's clown federal deputy

[Zeezsotheraccount]

Your videos are ridiculously long and boring but all of your points are valid and I stand by them. The way you beat around in the bush is really boring and I find myself falling asleep. Make your videos more entertaining please, then you would have more views/supporters.

[TheArchfiend]

@Zeezsotheraccount Or I can just do what I do best and be myself.

[GmasterRED]

Sorry to hijack your comments like this, but I just choose your video randomly to test out some ascii art. Carry on, bro.

[MegaM00k]

You have the perfect logo of douchebags.

Just like Ghostbisters got this generic ghost

The logo got the most generic douchebag

I know he is such a douchebag

But that is the reason

He is just a douchebag you can say more

but douchebag is just plain right

[pwz0rd]

Why is the irate gamer on your list?

[linkrock123]

@pwz0rd

He a avgn rip-off

[EmTheSmasher]

To the vote here party - I smell some whores~

[crippledkangaroo15k]

lol double douchbag dippings

[paul17asdf]

shut up

[coyotekid12]

@paul17asdf

OMG ARCHFEIND YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!

[CaptainContent]

The NSA must have gotten to you too in its efforts to discredit Jeff's candidacy. Jeff IS A REAL PATRIOT AND AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!! Don't you KNOW Jeff is the only one standing up for 911 truth and resisting Americas equivalant to the burning of the Reichstag? Don't you KNOW that NSA wants to silence pure truth, but then again you must know that already if they've gotten to you alrtready. WATCHTHE SKYS!!!!!!!!!!!

[iscrewy]

@CaptainContent

Who cares? Thousands died. I could give a shit less how it happened

[ThoseGeeksOverThere]

5:14, McCain put his middle name on it, even if it doesn't have quotes.

[ThoseGeeksOverThere]

@ThoseGeeksOverThere

*pardon me, I meant nickname.

[ANewStateofTrance]

what if jeff boss is right

even tho he sounds crazy

but we're the ones that are really crazy

what if he is telling one inch of truth

then we are all the douche bags

[alexfanx]

That guy is probably less of a douchebag than most of the other candidates. I would probably find that mildly amusing if I saw that on there.

[Hawkeyefan91]

How do you trasition from beard/mustach-look to what you look like now? I mean, you look like you cam back from the war and just ha dto get in front of camera. What mad eyou wante dto get rid of all facial hairs?

[Gamespider10567]

105th comment

[ThoseGeeksOverThere]

I miss your beard-stache...

[YTPNoob]

I could just see his campaign.

Vote here...like a bawss!!!!!

[rat2107]

my sister was watching this and she called u gay........i hit her........

[TheArchfiend]

The nerve of her.

[Larxenez]

dude, although i was a big cloud8745 fan, i like your douchbag videos and was wondering, when you get more douchbags on your list, you should make a top 10 douchbags video. would be pretty epic to watch. might subscribe right now in hope u will make 1 soon xD

[HomocidalCanineK9]

It was a joke you tool.

[HomocidalCanineK9]

Ok, I don't know what a "youaself" is, but otherwise, you REALLY hurt my feelings! *Goes and cries in an emo corner*

[MakeMyBrainMelt73]

you know what I mean dipshit, "yourself" do I need to spell it out for you? are you that challenged? I guess so

[HomocidalCanineK9]

I think I have officially won this war.

[MakeMyBrainMelt73]

I think not

[serg11993]

whos youaself stupid cow!!!!!!

[MakeMyBrainMelt73]

Wow you are one pathetic loser. You know that its a typing mistake. Don't act like you don't know that you cunt. Get a fucking life.

[younglinkchris]

She deserved it!

[PopeIsTheAntichrist1]

I got a top 5 for you:

KeithTruth

knowwheretorun1984

TheForerunner777

gorilla199

TheAlexJonesChannel

[masterhandpwner2]

omg the nastalga critic and the angry video game are enemys turned freinds but the irate gamer cant egnaloge them...what a douch...oh and lol about the "vote here party"

[superjoe96]

what i also like nostalgia critic actually made a joke about irate during the "fight" i think its rant part 2 and neither avgn or ig aknowleged it

[AntiAllYou]

That douche bag is a FAIL

[PinoyJeremy93]

damn ur videos are awesome lol and funny as hell lol

[formerniner]

It should say Irate Hack instead of Irate Gamer.

[MastersOfDisaster]

Make one about Rodri lol

[Libbatarian]

FYI: he got a little over 10,000 votes

[90oooo09]

You flipped the bird very discreetly. Nice :).

[Monkeyradar]

OMG. That was very fucked up. What a douchebag! (Jeffrey "Jeff" Boss)

[PSExposed]

Fuck, that shows the intelligence of Americans. You're fucking douchebags. Archfiend, make a douchebag video about Americans!

[TheArchfiend]

Too easy.

[PSExposed]

Sure, but it'll make me like you more.

[Libbatarian]

not all of us. just the vast majority

[PSExposed]

Okay, I agree ;). You seem pretty smart.

[mdog1678]

@TheArchfiend No, make fun of other countries for calling us douches.

[PSExposed]

Maybe the richest, but not the most succesfull. Everyone hates America when there conservatives. McCain and Bush are terrible leaders. Obama and liberalism is the best thing that have ever happened to America.

People may come for your education. But that shows it all. American people aren't intelligent enough that's why they have to bring in foreigners. Makes sense, you ass.

[TlGBC]

obama's not even doing anything, i mean its only been 2 months. and mccain's just an arizona senator, so how do you know hes a terrible leader?

[AsterisKSC]

Obama is worthless. McCain is worthless. Clinton is worthless. Everyone who had a chance to make the country revert from it's faggotry got silenced.

[Blyyr]

Dude, your just another Ignorant american.

We are dead.

We are losing our power, we had our chance at greatness, and now we are losing it.

Unwillingly passing the baton.

[TlGBC]

canada's hdi is much greater than america's and it's actually NOT going down, ehem.

[drstrangeman]

...Texas should have stayed as it's own country...i'm sorry that's just my opnion...thanks to the freedom of speach we have here in the states...

[b0redStupid]

hey, fuck off. sorry, just my opinion...

[drstrangeman]

and you are welcom to yours as i am to mine. hell i'm from Texas (which by the way is the greatest state the united states has ever known.) but heywhat ever man. but i think my opnion will change when all the modern world just chills out.

[b0redStupid]

hahahaha, i'm from texas, too. That's why I got pissed off, thought you were picking on Texas.  Classic misunderstanding. Anyway, no biggie. Peace.

[drstrangeman]

as i thought. frome one Texan to another...we need to stand strong because the world is starting to go mad and i feel something bad is going down so stand strong and wether the storm that is comeing.

[shebakoby]

Geez this is right up there with the guy that had that talk show where he pretended to talk to dead people. (And on South Park, that guy won "Biggest Douchebag in the Universe" award LOL).

Yup 2x douchebaggery FTL.

[exo0O]

The adds!

''Homosexuality.

How should christians respond to homosexuality within the family?'' XD

Do you get to pick them or are they random?

[AlbedoYU]

LMAO NICELY DONE! Fucking hilairious! I espcially liked the ending. LOL 5/5.

[david08123]

has anyone told you you look like armake21 that's a good thing lol

[SamDGoodrick]

Jeffrey "kokkfaze" Boss

[irocz0r]

That was a great rant; great find of double douchebaggery there, interesting to know about it.

[RomeijnLand]

Vote Here Party: Jeffrey "Dicktwat" Boss

[kingzombiejo]

No offence but I don't think anyone would vote for a guy with the nick name "dicktwat" would be funny as hell though.

[Terrakinetic]

[Train of thought from start to end of video]

-When you say "civic duty" and "douchebags" I can only think of politicians.

-Ah, you really are going to talk about politicians, lol. (I expected more rants on video game reviewers)

-I don't think he deserves to be that high on the hierarchy of douchebags(lol oxymoron), when you look at the political practices of the major players in politics. Unless you wanna put them in some other league like "total faggot assholes."

[RANDOMNESSMASTAHSJKF]

"they'll stop their douchebaggery"

Cloud did that.

You just made another flame video.

This is a fact.

[TheArchfiend]

Waaahhh...

[TheCommanderNZ]

What happend with this stupid party today? Did they get any votes at all? lol.

Here in NZ there are some real stuffed up partys, one comes to mind "Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party"

[vindew332]

Every one in the damn goverment is crooked and this.... just proved my case.

[cguevara12]

Hey, what about IGSRJ? Oh wait, he just smells. xD

[insomnniac22]

Nice hand writing!

[sorathekey555]

Cool.

And still keep that beard

[TheArchfiend]

Too late. I shaved it all off. I was growing it when the Philies post season began and shaved it the day after they won the World Series.

Sorry.

[sorathekey555]

Crap anyway I still like you

[Mattie2013]

The Vote Here party. Is there any stupider name?

[TheArchfiend]

The "I'm a douchebag" party comes to mind. actually, that is atleast witty.

A more stupid name would be the, "I'm a really nice guy" party.

[fado580]

Jeffery "Jeff" Boss.

Voting for a guy who's party says Vote Here just seems like a "mystery contestant!"

Who even let that guy be on the ballet? I can't wait to see Georgia's. (No, I'm not making fun of GA, I live here.)

[JohnGameHunter]

morphiouss55 is a douchebag u might want 2 add him 2 the list also im also from NJ and i agree with u

[AVGNSolidsnake]

if you had to say who you think are the top 10douchebags ever who would you say?

[Cubehead666]

Hahaha! The prank is funny, and your list is funny, too! I love being alive!

[TheFunnybone]

Lol you know why this guy put his nickname there? Cause he's a douchebag!....Fucking great video as always.

haha scooter or dicktwat

[TheArchfiend]

We're just like any other poilitical election process only we allow douchebags on the ballot.

[ImBeingStalked67]

dude, douchebags are everywhere, there's so many, that, if you do every douchebag in the world, you'd probably have billions of videos

[terrorlord15]

give me his 2nd name and ill curse him for you

[jeanPierreZ]

The chick's last name is Psoras as in "sore ass"!!

[DiCi999]

You writing the names down was funny as hell.

[dorkchop2007]

So, if people don't stop being douchebags can we burn them...kinda like witches?

[halfmetalsucks]

LMAO

[nintenking10]

put fox news on the douchebag list

[philliesfan111]

haha i cant wait to see these douchebag videos. PHILLIES DID IT!!!!!

[Zeta789]

Nice handwriting!

And well, let's hope that more and more douchebags get on that list, since this video was pretty good... the list thingey at the end kinda reminded me of Kill Bill, though (Tarantino FTW!)

Z

[1alex1pccom]

Wow, check our his website. He's a Jew and apparently thinks the government arranged 9/11

[Beletgeuse]

The Archfiend extends his wing of justice once again!

[stinkyboybob]

Well. . . HemiJeep is a douchebag but I think he's entertaining. . . sometimes.

[HemiJeep19]

lol thanks chiefz

[Dragonatrix]

Wow, what a moronic douchebag. I mean, who tries to utilise a negative stereotype - that is more than easily refutable - to their own advantage? Vote here... you have to give US voters _some_ credit "Jeff".

[harlink1]

lol

[GarcianSmith891]

thats actually pretty funny.

i applaud his douchebaggery.

[ubahquiet]

"Vote Here"? Haha, wow. Clever, yet retarded. Can't wait for the next douchebag. ;)

[FloppyFormatFrenzy]

In California, there is a party called "American Independent" that has confused a small percentage of Independent registers.

[Keroshino]

Your next Douchebag video should be about Hemijeep19...

[TheArchfiend]

Never heard of them/it.

[Keroshino]

"He" is a youtuber who likes to make stupid video responses to other peoples videos

(See the video responses of Cinemassacre's Godzillathon youtube video's for more info)

[ricochetrabbit86]

Jeff just won the Biggest Douche Bag In The Universe award.

[MadnessReturns]

"Do you know why he quotes his nickname? BECAUSE HE'S A DOUCHEBAG!"

[ThePsypher]

Lol, terrible handwriting, like me

good vid, why the hell would someone waste their time doing something like that, what a loser

good vid

[Quint37]

Your list reminded me of the hit list from Kill Bill

[fijberto]

hahaahhah that was freakin hilarious.

[katrinonus]

Awesome. DoucheBag List... love it.

[cinderfella86]

congrats "jeff"....douchebag

anyway good watch 5 stars

[Ryuujin1024]

psoras... sore ass... good god... Who let them on the bloody thing, pretty clear nobody gave a crap.

[Iconbuster57]

yup, he wins my douchebag award.

[SamueltehG33k]

wow LOL

[713chicano]

lmao either the guy is stupid as hell or is taking advantage of some people

[dsnesnintendo]

He should probably be on the top of the list, he is literally trying to screw up peoples right to vote.

[CasualVideoGamer]

I don't think it's a "Top Ten" style list, I think it's just an overall list of douchebags.

[CasualVideoGamer]

Yes, some people are very, VERY idiotic.

Can't wait four #4.

[CasualVideoGamer]

Forgot to ask, shouldn't that be "Chris 'Irate Hack' Bores?"

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, I thought about that but opted to make the list look more "official". I also contemplated writing down "ClouDouche" as well.

[CasualVideoGamer]

Ah, I see. There should be a way to promote the list of douchebags.

[theheartlessknight]

no because the Archfiend already said he would stop talking about the whole Ihack gamer. So no he will not be one or at least there will be a very high chance he won't.

[MastersOfDisaster]

Did you look at the list he made? Chris is #1 you dunce.

[MastersOfDisaster]

LOL!!! "i could understand if his nickname was scooter or dicktwat" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Radkennster]

lmao the ending made me laugh

[boomstick545]

I think I'll enjoy this series ;)

[RipperEagle96]

Can't wait for the next douchebag!

Wow, that is some shit. And you know people are going to not pay attention and vote wrong, human nature.

God, Florida 2000 here we go again...

[hockeyboy1231]

lol, the vote here party, that may be the stupidist, yet smartest name for a party ive ever heard.

[SicklyTheSock]

man you should really have a playlist for all these asshats

[TheArchfiend]

Playlist...? I have an entire channel dedicated to them. haha

[SicklyTheSock]

lmao