When Vacations Attack!: Base Jump Disaster

[judestubbs]

No?? Shouldn't it be "NEIN NEEEEINNNN"

[pctureperfct]

this video sucks

[noobrider100]

Epic fail editing.

[MrEmerican]

ain't no jeff corbin

[Freestaila13]

NO!

[pctureperfct]

i almost got epilepsy from watching this

[duncanagf]

i disliked the video for the simple fact that you played random parts of the clip again and again rather than just letting the fucking thing play once!

[CantBelieveItsSxy]

worth commentary and editing possible

[Danstaafl]

Kinda hard to steer when you never unstow the brake lines.

He says it himself though. so be it.

[harley7777777]

at leas he hit it at 15 not 130

[THFC0274]

poof

[whatdirectionisthat]

hanz should have been yelling nein nein nein!

[linguaa]

@whatdirectionisthat His name is Hans, and he's not german, he's norwegian. ".. have travelled to Norway", what a way to phrase it when he's from Norway. Also, translating what he says; "that was stupid" into "I'm an dumbkopf". The americans probably heard the name Hans, of so of course he's german!

[johnfox454]

He should have thrown a Fus Rah Dah to the side of the mountain to push im away from it. lol The dragon language has it's perks you know.

[qwertyfire]

"The rocks break his legs but the trees break his fall! NNoooo"

[tallmanbrad]

Is Hans alive? "NOOO", find out after we rewatch this video again "NOOOO", mercifully, Hanz parachute "NOOOO" snaggs in a "NOOOO"....

[tallmanbrad]

American documentary video makers love to make all videos like MTV, flashing, zooming, looping, vomit inducing. Just show us the fecking video you slack mtv wannabe butchers.

[nimajnebula]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!1111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111

this video was gay

[lukethegreat101]

If i'm ever facing a near death experience I'll have to remind myself to saying something cooler then NO! - perhaps CURSE YOU GODS!!!! CURSE YOU!!!

[long2jump]

"A special squirrel suit" lol.. 

[b0xing123]

It's homer Simpson

[Flyfisherman1962]

Brave?



[Vintage1976]

He says "NO!" as if someone is going to stop him from faceplanting on the rocks. Moron.

[SETHWANTSAHUG]

-crying-.... NO!..... ahehhh!!!

[spamstoper3]

5*

[akasyko]

he sounds like arnold schwarzenegger, NO! NO! I MUST GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

FAO every single narrator on Disaster docu's.

WE CAN SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING FOR OURSELVES!

[guitarxherox2xexpert]

No! (Sound effect ripped off from Insidious)

[Lekovyz]

1:19 to get to where it goes wrong.

[JGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

GET OUT! GET OUT OF HEEEAAH!

[ashleyhat]

noooo awaaaaww aaa noo aaaahhh lmao

[willbill188]

NO!



[Rufucoll]

I'm loving how they "translated" it to I'm a dumbkopf.

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

@Rufucoll

I love how it sounds like a Monty Python skit when he curses himself

[AkademicDesignLabs]

LMFAO im just ROFL'ing at this dude @ the end

[ScopedOUT2]

maaeee nnooo nooo

mmaaa nnooo nooo

mmmaaa nooo nnooo

EFFIN REPLAYS WTF

[2kidsnbroke]

subtitles for "No"

got to be for an American audience

[boospruce]

Hans got powned?

[sexywhitebriefs]

this dude is screaming in the weirdest accent. it sounds like scharzenneger just found out another maid quit.

[wnetkowski2]

yes

[kerensasdad]

Doing shit like this, fool should have no right to be shouting no!

[Arotho0]

jaja der hans, der macht so sachen

[hmun01]

eugh, more crappy discovery channel-esque editing. jump cut, stupid sound effect, jump cut, jump cut, sound effect, shakey camera done in post, jump cut, repeat previous shot again, jump cut, sound effect, slow motion replay. They do this shit on hells kitchen for gods sake. Its frigging aweful, I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE SEQUENCE!

[Fynniann]

@hmun01 This man. He is smart. He speaks the truth.

[UltimateFailChannel]

If you like fails and wins then be sure to check this channel out!

[Ghostbusterjay1]

i thought he would kick the bucket o_o

[101andrewj]

mabie if he said NOOOO louder and more often it wouldnt have happened

[ChristianArmorOfGod]

@101andrewj STOP STOP NOW STOP or I'll SHOOT my pants off

[thedood73]

so what next?rescue team in a helicopter?

[eKunGaming]

NO! ahaha

[killaboy500]

u have act like your bigger than it will get scared. DUH

[doggdoggy]

drama queen

[JEM4JS]

what an orgasm

[zacdally]

Should have kept your feet and knees together



[theminnesota10]

Is the mountain ok?

[TheWhisperingNutSack]

NO!

[TheWhisperingNutSack]

NO!

[TheWhisperingNutSack]

NO!

[hlub82]

No that's not pain of agony but the joy of the thrill only. NOOOOOO!!!

[q1o2]

he didn't tuck and roll!

[ReoJee]

Into the boat! Into the tunnel! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!

[themagicschoolbusxD]

i couldnt help but laugh

[themstarpodcast]

the first guy to ever try this was a crazy CENNNNT

[JosephMFaulkner]

Wow. I guess people really do say "NOOOO" when they're fucked.

[MrHELI33]

fuckkkkkkkkkk

[ThisDanceScaresMe]

@dtothelu lmfao ikr

[oBRisBAo]

black ops, extreme

[dtothelu]

Why the fuck would he take his helmet off when he's suspended in a tree!?!

[TasteForDisaster]

@dtothelu he's not suspended in a tree. he's at the bottom of the tree with bushes around I think. I mean, he hit the ground, then bounced up into a tree?

[Hornetpilot18]

@TasteForDisaster um if you didn't notice theres trees below him when he free falls

[MrRandomcat123]

im sorry but that was the funnyist thing i have ever seen

[seahood]

thumbs up if you laughed hahahhahhahah

[FREAKshow73933]

dun dun dduuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn

[Eastboundrope6]

How effin times are they going to replay the video, play the damn video and stop replaying

[MrTolli]

@Eastboundrope6 idk but maby the producers think we are stupid and dont remember what we watching. But i see more of this on american tv shows than erurope.

[UnKnOwNzH]

hahah no hahaha noooo.panic.stupid idiot lol

[grod4L8]

No!

[DavidPRalvarado]

no! ahhh no!

[OU812ICRUNVS]

Wonder if the dumbass jumped again?

[josh221097]

he didnt swear.

[ROLNIKxPL]

those who take risks dont live long, those who dont take risks dont live at all

[gogogogodzilla]

@ROLNIKxPL and those who find a balance between the two, live...and long

[makethetransition00]

@gogogogodzilla wise words, indeed!!!

[timwood70]

this video pissed me off >.>

[aarondkeogh]

NO! NO!

[gawanp]

Damn...what a bad fake!!!!!! u stupid idiot!

[MrPemba23]

monkey talent ball blast

[BrokkoliSchleuder]

best subtitles ever

[dinnnnnga]

they get everything they deserve, show offs

[yoshyoka]

@dinnnnnga If you want to show off you surely don't go into a sport where the only ones who know what you're doing are your friends. We don't do this to "show off", we do this because we like the emotions it gives us, because we like to train to control our fear, enhance our skills. If you think we are showoffs, probably you are one of those who never dear to do something by himself, but loves to stand aside and judge others for following their dreams.

[SmurfedYah]

hes such a dumbkopf isnt he...

[neomuttley]

Not fer nothing, but between hitting a rocky hillside/trees, or washing the rig? I gotta go w/a quick swim. It beats the H*ll out of breaking your legs, or worse.

[WatchLoLGames]

Sounds like Cleveland when he falls out of his house in his bath, No No No No No!

[yakneb]

it sounds like Cleveland Brown

[LizardDean]

/watch?v=OoNdZfFeo9U&t=30s 

[KnewingFun]

I would never fly in a wingsuit its to freaking scary and it can go wrong

[Costinesuper]

He used to be a skydiver, but then he took a Mountain to the knee.

[ebutemetube]

Hans knees and bumps a daisy!

[jasebates]

what a knob still had toogles stowed and didn't do anything to avoid the hit - complete cock! just off heading opening ... attetion to detail !

[deanerhar]

@jasebates EXACTLY! The dude never even tried to avoid the mountain side >.< no wonder he's mad at himself

[nateextreme0969]

@deanerhar There are situations that you can pump pump and pump hard and you still wont change the direction of the chute for the reason of the gust's of wind off the peaks .. so its not necessarily his fault.

[deanerhar]

@nateextreme0969 You obviously didnt notice that he never even touched his steering toggles. You cant avoid a mountain when you holding on to your risers just staring at the mountain and screaming.... he had plenty of time to potentially avoid the situation

[nateextreme0969]

@deanerhar No, Doubt but in that much panic the guy just braced him-self, especially when you got really close anyone would brace themselves. I understand what your saying but you can clearly see the wind has a major affect.

[MolequeCDOUK]

a sudden gust of wind?? you mean had an off heading opening?! Idiot

[teejate]

So this is now considered a 'vacation' activity? Really?

Uh...running out of content much?

[OneOfRambosFriend]

@teejate Why would this not be a vacation activity?

[jdh3515]

its like hitting a car? no its like hitting a granite face because he's hitting a granite face!

[hugehelmet]

It won't hurt when the pain has gone.

[ELFHUNTER50]

NO! aghh aghhh ahhhh

[JonasTheSniper]

It's called a fucking wingsuit. Learn to use google.

[onixmusematt]

what fucking disaster,he didn`t break at least 3 bones...Jesus!

[Deathstar11978]

he sounds like Arnold Schwartzeneger, ahhh, no,ahhh, get to the chopper lo9l

[Phonxer]

@Deathstar11978 i'll be back.

ahh, no, ahh

[bennyc333]

The word of the day is dumbkopf lol :-)

[Mrplaystationfreak2]

poor man

[caccattack3]

NOOO!

[Zuxetra]

Y do ppl speak English when they fear for their life????

[biostewie]

You fucking pussy

[mitboyle]

I agree the editing is terrible.

[skyhacker6]

Crazy American people ! It seems to be thousand of vids like that, always more stupid !

[nwifails]

Hans sounds like Homer!!

[richieh1980]

Ahhhhhhhh, ooooohhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooooo, ooooooooooooooh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[asdfghjklkjhgfdsa555]

Hanz, you jumped off a cliff. You're still alive. Consider yourself lucky.

[RedRoboticRabbit]

I saw this on actual TV

[MJohn969]

what's this for a fucking video?

[b0rk3d]

He became a cripple, and recently took his own life by drowning in his food bowl.

[theknights10]

@b0rk3d you're sick.

[onaligan]

(8) my dreams is to flyyyy (8)

[netbookeater]

oh darwin at its finest. survival of the fittest.

[RipperRapperofficial]

he didnt replay it the video was like that to begin with ive seen this episode i watch TravelChannel all the time

[WaldoUnited]

too bad he didn't die. what an idiot.

[Viper4169]

@WaldoUnited Why do people call others idiots for gettting hurt?

[WaldoUnited]

@Viper4169 because he risked his life for no reason andds now he is a burden on society for the rest of his life. What a waste.

[chad1337css]

this is so dumb. you replayed the footage like it was a remix

[HaiDoggie]

You don't have to replay it over and over again,

you po-faced bellend.

[navyfreek1129]

1:00 Cliche violin.

[crapatev]

Considerate of him to say "No!" instead of his native "Nein!"

[GreenAce92]

They play the same scene over and over

No! gahhh

No! gahhh

No! gahhh

[sparky1570784]

replay it once more i didnt see it

[Rickardius]

Terrible editing. Replay, replay, replay, replay, cheesy line, replay, replay.

[neoflyboy]

"The right wing, where I stood, was exposed to and received all the enemy's fire ... I heard the bullets whistle, and, believe me, there is something charming in the sound". George Washington

[adam12many]

noew! lol

[N4CR5]

Shitty sensationalist editors: lets make a 10 second clip take up 2 minutes >_>

[asfadasfa1234]

"No!"

lol

[poopsmut]

Since when does a "wind shift" cause an off heading opening with almost no reaction by the jumper...

[stevenmiles]

Oh well, he is doing what he enjoys, knowing that it could kill him. If it was safe as walking from a computer over to the drinking fountain then I'm sure he would not be doing it and you wouldn't care to watch ether.

[chaisingjordan]

So stupid. Play the clip unedited or go back to film school!

[butteorchid]

he was unable to go Pro

[cuband8]

the editing of the video made it almost hard to watch... way too annoying

[wolf123wolf123]

His name is Hans Lange. Here's a better video of this incident: v=zhEO2iAnNPs

[snifferthatsniffs]

No! Augh! *transition* No! Augh! *transition* No! Augh! *transition* My God, that was annoying.

[haha3455]

turbo pleb

[boredashellreally]

im pretty sure just before he hit the wall, the sound effect sounded like a pokemon lost health...

[zombie2u1]

He didn't pull his Chute because of being so close! He was Proximity Flying. He opened it because he was low. There wasn't a wind shift. While a chute opens, it is uncontrollable! Travel Channel needs to do SOME research!

[MrQuantumPro]

no no no no

[herrbohnen]

why do they feel the need to have some yank commentating ?

[paxpacis2]

No! No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

[BENebuchadnezzar]

Gotta watch out for those 'sudden wind shifts'...

[alan5863]

the subtitle of him saying no was helpful. really brought it home the danger he was in.

[KoMAgrows]

@alan5863 lmao....NO,NO,NO!

[DisableThis1Bitch]

did anyone else feel their balls scrunch up when he hit the granite? holy shit

[brunohm1]

thats stupid.. i would not jump from there.

[KyleSurette13]

@brunohm1 Agreed, too much rock. lol. If you were dumb enough to jump from there, you should atleast not complain if some injury occurs. lol.

[SamuelKroell11]

was it really due to the wind?

[EpicVblogs]

haha I love how he gives himself a row at the end :)

[Sr123b]

For en pøkk! Hahahaahh

[theking0fcola]

hey dumb shit get a job dont go jumping off a clip

[MysticDMBherb]

This video sucks. They could have at least showed a replay