Ninja Day 2009 - Live Chat

[coolguyace]

Waldo is a good guy lol

[fluzzy123]

he has no hair from top to down??

then whats up with the eye brow?

[aulshuwaier]

@fluzzy123 Good one bro!

[IamDerpp]

LOL, 41:41 he says six sided sphere

[MashaMoshpit21]

Hide under your dog's bed... if you're a lonely person....

[MashaMoshpit21]

CARPE NINJA

[MashaMoshpit21]

5:56 by this logic, the ninja is Shakira.

[TheBellisk]

if you only need 1 of anything u have 2 of then does that mean i have to remove my left testicle? I DONT WANT TO BE HITLER! or im a lady that means i have to remove 1 boob! and trust me that wouldn't look good :I

[TeamPhoenix28]

i killed a ninja

[TemplarOfNight]

I started training in the womb :D

[cripin2021]

the nog in eggnog is probably short for ninja dog. if you're wondering what ninja dog has to do with eggnog, thats just the genius of his hiding. no one would think to look for ninja dog in eggnog.

[TheTamaSabian]

32:18

Who else lost?

[LtJohnny117]

OMG NEW EPISODES TOMMARROW!!!!!!!

[photon72]

The son of Paul atreides became half sandworm. Not paul.

[noobsquashr]

according to my calculations you could use 4,250 swords at one time...so about half as many as santa

[ZaZ1230]

Hey where have ya been Ninja?

[ResidentEvilFan243]

I love your comedy ninja but Chuck Norris would lose against Jackie Chan. Chucks OLD now and even if he was young Jackie would still win. Jackie knows more Martial Arts and he trains way more than Chuck.

[miles305678]

@ResidentEvilFan243 Maybe but chuck almost beat bruce lee in a private battle

[mrkruz2k]

"I just killed you with your own kindness..." CLASSIC!!!

[conquer353]

"I think she's actually just david bowie in disguise." "like when paul atreides became a sand worm." lol. love how he went from lady gaga to children of dune in less than 10 seconds

[MelficeI13I]

If You've Ever Had The Pleasure Of Working With A Ninja For More Than 2 Seconds..

CLASSIC!!

[taimak123]

I asked the who let the dogs out question

[tinchomar19]

jajaja q bueno

[RetiredYet]

Hide under your dogs bed, if... you're a lonely person XD hilarious

[spore1mew]

who wins.. gandolf or yoda..? CHUCK NORRIS, DUH!

[jmkeo44]

i can throw things with my ears

[LegendarySkyKing]

He going to cut people up using their own questions? Sounds, like a calculus teacher I once had.

[munk12345678]

yoda not gandolf you stuipd ninga



[NrDPK]

55 min down, well, that is if you think time is real. Frozen in time or not...

[d3str0i3r]

aw but i want to have to brains :(

[Supergogeta2010]

You've got the three point one four... umm... and a bunch of numbers after it... you never get full....

[mavis996]

standing in one place for 55 minutes, must be hard to to that while being a ninja

[MokkeePokkee]

i watched all of it :3

[IMABOMBERMAN]

i fucking watched every single second of this video and i think that this was so much ninja that i am a ninja now too oO

[Raikyodeus]

@IMABOMBERMAN No im sorry your not ninja ask the ninja he will tel u the same thing actually ur a nonja sorry to break it to ya

[IMABOMBERMAN]

@Raikyodeus

yeah youre right i tried to kill somebody but i epicly failed p.p

[02tnewton]

omfg seriously 55mins? lol

[OmfgItsHenu]

if you made it to the end of this video.. give this comment thumbs up :)

[helmsplitter0233]

he kinda looks drunk

[Liadoc]

The Nog is Gon.

[kidplayer76]

can a ninja be so ninja that he forgets hes a ninja

[Gothic0Gaara]

I celebrated ninja killing three dragons and hanging your niece upside down by a shuriken from a tree branch sitting in a lake of of boiling lava with piranhocks (piranha's made of rock for the non ninja readers) and I listened to her whine as I sat lazily slicing my bears claw (real bear meat) while tossing shuriken at her with my feet.

[Gothic0Gaara]

*Ninja day sorry I was killing someone while typing this on their computer. And as you know we are not "well about grammar"

[EATTH3F15T]

Some one tell me how to ask this guy questions!

[inocente106]

wow, this is actually great...

[larrytaco]

haha i laughed so hard with his thing about absolute 0

[Shenrai96]

am i the only one that notices this is almost an hour long

[nikbookworm]

lol @ santa

[speakercoilmusic]

Bear is good eating actually... I have eaten bear. You have to know how to cook it so it doesn't get too tough...

[IKillLittlegirls]

it's better if you don't know how to cook,

because then you don't cook it.

[kingironside]

he would be able to wield 4250 swords at once. Now that is impressive.

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

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[Madmonkeythegreat]

Dang i didnt realise it was ninja day.

[ProfessaBojangles1]

Best 55 minutes of my life!

[Totightwig]

@ProfessaBojangles1,  AMEN!!! hahaa

[ieatgalapples]

how do you post a video that long. I thought the limit was 11 minute

[THEHUNTER034]

hes a ninja. he snuck it in. duh. lol

[3dmagix]

he has an editor account not a regular one.

[LikeFireNeedsAir]

I sneakly stole, chocolate

mmmmhhhhh

[codycannons]

3400 swords!?!

[geometrololi]

you say you have no hair from the top down but what about your eyebrows?

[Squidjee]

@geometrololi those are clearly shuriken in disguise

[geometrololi]

ahhhh my bad

[WannaSeeMyTube]

LMFAO.. did you just fuckin fart before.. you started talking?... rofl Guess.. there's nutten ninja about that lolz

[RQ3S]

i'm in college and i want to drop out.

[messinemo]

he's right cause he's a ninja

[evilsinzy]

47:49 He must have studied physics to answer the question about time the way he did. He was actually right, as crazy as it sounds. Everything is relative.

[LordAmbitious]

@evilsinzy or he was quoting doc manhattan from Watchmen

[evilsinzy]

oh, I haven't seen that.. sounds like something interesting though.

If the movie explains time dilation relative to your inertial frame well enough for him to sound it off the way he did, I wasted a lot of time studying!

[evilsinzy]

in other words, its not very intuitive to simply grasp being in all reference frames, moving at all speeds in all time frames, etc. with the exception of a crazy haired German. I thought it was great how he answered it, as confusingly as reality does!

[LordAmbitious]

yes, there is no preferred fram of referance, space and time are a single manifold called the space/time continuum, and acceleration alters the passage of what we perceive as "time" on an individual basis, like a third party observing to ships approach each other at 1/2 or greater c. to him party a would perceive party as being faster than c, and vice versa but in reality, the other is percieved as being less than 1/2 c. read the comic, it is quite interesting at how they lay out Manhattan's

[LordAmbitious]

perception of time, he is a character with god-like abilities who percieves his own past present and future simultaneously.

[K4inan]

@evilsinzy Einstein was not german...

[evilsinzy]

@K4inan

ah.. yes he was.

He was born in Ulm, Germany, that makes him German. His race was Jew, so he was a German Jew.

[FireCrotch74]

@evilsinzy

Jew isnt a race.

[evilsinzy]

@FireCrotch74

Explain that to Hitler. And yes it is, unless you have a strange definition of race. It is also a religion.

[FireCrotch74]

@evilsinzy Exactly. Thats what Hitler thought. Religion doesnt make a race. Einstein was German.

[evilsinzy]

@FireCrotch74

look tard, You can be classified by where you are born or your genetic heritage. If you take a native american, like a Cherokee, to give birth in Germany, is the baby German, native American, Cherokee?

Well, what if the baby was actually born on the border of two countries. Or in the middle of the atlantic ocean? If i found out i was born in North Korea, i wouldn't call myself north Korean. So where your raised is also a factor, right? Race isnt definite.

[FireCrotch74]

@evilsinzy This conversation is pointless... What im saying is Jewish isnt a race. Its a religion. The race is something else (which i am much too lazy to research) Its where youre ancestors are from. Like say if my ancestors are from japan, im japanese. If My ancestors are from Israel, Im israeli. Get me?

[evilsinzy]

@FireCrotch74

Judaism is a religion, Jewish is a race and also religion. You dont have to be from the "Eskimonia" to be Eskimo. But being born in Alaska doesn't make you Eskimo either.

By your logic about ancestors, we are all australopithecines from Ethiopia. But we have the loose definition of race to help classify people a little more specifically. Sometimes races and religions are the same, like with "Jewish". Accept it and move on, your wrong.

[FireCrotch74]

@evilsinzy Im gonna be the bigger man and admit i dont know and i really dont care, i just dont want you thinking like hitler and thats what the original arguement was about.

[evilsinzy]

@FireCrotch74

Arguing wrongly, admitting you don't know anything about it and then saying you don't care doesn't make you the "bigger man". You don't want me thinking like Hitler? huh? maybe your heart is bigger than your brain.

[tobiisagoodboy109]

55 freaken mins thats crawy!

[MrRawrlmao]

lmao at 14:55 =D

[VamPirEgiRL1295]

Haha, this vid is hilarious! Ninja Force 6!!

[Chaossidy69Hiroki]

I made a Ninja Day Promo Vid^_^

You al shoud go watch it..

Hope you like it ;)

[TheSilverUchiha]

Wow... almost an hour long... that sorta makes up for a very small amount of updates this year. Kinda weird... but alright.

[tommyb2012]

LOL you were getting a little chubby xD

[robotbeans]

I tryed to be a ninja....I failed. WEARING BLACK SOCKS COUNTS RIGHT?...

No? Ok then. :(

[BasilBannana]

23:11 That's what she said.

[sasukeisastoner]

lol

[BasilBannana]

Ninja Day 2009

[numarolld1]

NINJAAAAA!!!

[MrJewman3]

An hour thats too long

[halo3484]

i dont like egg nog

[ZenChristianity]

I love the question about Lady Gaga at 18:33 and I actually have a fourth option. She's actually a crazy ninja disguised as David Bowey, disguised as Lady Gaga in a search to find Waldo and Carmen Sandiago.

[Giagoful]

I heard your ninja, I'm quite ninja my self.

[nejisonlygrl]

ppl like twilight cuz its a luv storyxP yuk! n cuz taylor latner has a hot body

[petermac96]

What was the role ninjas played in the World Wars?

[xenonnati]

@petermac96

they didn't do nothing .. just think .. it would have ended to damn fast

[petermac96]

I snuck into a top-secret government vault for ninja day.

[RomanianUser]

i punched my bigger brother for the ninja day :D thats what you get bro for stealing my toys when we were young !

[datfk]

Ninjas can strengthen their penis with sheer will haha

[Foxfiresoul411]

female ninja's can hold there breasts up with sheer will lol

[qweenjojo365]

LOL.

[wallpiece00]

Shoot!! You can't slice me up i'm a minja!!! I got wickedly awesome Minja skills!! You won't be able to handle this!!

[horsenew1]

Killer the ninjas better tomorrow

[ErichoTTA]

No hair? Didn't I see him getting an award that showed he did have hair? Awesome video, BTW.

[photon72]

That Dune and David Bowie thing blew me away loll!

[Rewgj]

greatest thing I"ve ever stumbled across

[Jayrohanallan]

was great =)

[Ju1cypear]

28:30, start there! it's funny!

[zelnan]

4:00 - 5:30 LOL!!

[fatndeckert2]

lol "Get better or die"

[sqwrrlta31stest]

i killed my television

[hawkvenom4]

do ninjas sleep with blankets

[CoreyDeVillier]

So many creative gems in all your vids, dude!!

[jaldaric]

haha. Lady Gaga is David Bowie in disguise

[nlinkinpark1209]

You can't trust a cat because they steal your soul bit by bit when your asleep :}

[meastro5491]

Thats why my cats sleep on me. Damn its been a few years. How do i know they haven't sold it and im being controlled right now??

[xDuchessx]

note to self: 26:00 this is great!

[xDuchessx]

HAHAHA

"or get men to do something they don't really want to do... like get a cat"

ROFL XDD

[TigrAMV]

i watch it all :|

And it was awesome ill sub to this cool shit

[kdai2012]

Turducken. Hahahaha made me think of Spricket xD

[Drathy]

This is done pretty skillfully, I watched the whole thing even though I'm not the hugest fan of the series.

[burntham77]

Santa is a Ninja! That explains everything.

[Telvindog8]

i watched the whole thing

[iclash]

and...was it worth it orrrrr?

[Telvindog8]

yeah it was funny through out it

[rath223]

yo ninja uve lost weight

[byrdyboy3]

ive seen better episodes by this guy... plz dont kill me!

[moowaffels]

-well yeah. of course. he did this off the top of his head. improvising like a god damn pimp.

[drawser2]

well we had a tusharkear, which is a turkey stuffed inside of a shark stuffed inside a bear. HAHAHA

[Dzaal17]

Props to you for doing that voice for an hour straight, I'll bet you couldn't talk for a week!

Oh, wait...you're a ninja. Never mind.

/hides in vain

[Jeremyfox43921]

ninja vampires?

[Jeremyfox43921]

since trains are prolific in ninja country how prolific are train ninja's?

[CrookedLoC]

I sneaked up on my dad and bro and threw thier underwear at them

[JellyOnTheRoad]

So long, Determined to watch it.

[TwilightPrincess35]

HOLY CRAP!!! I've never seen a video so long in my entire life!!!...Sorry, but I'm not watching the whole thing :/

[elvinwei]

i think this is an experiment to see how he would do without editing and improvising in real time

[Billsthenamefirst]

the best part is i was roaming around being a ninja every day last week and didnt even know ninja day was coming up so i managed to still do that

[deanleavens]

do u know how to make a electro delay efect

[MonsteWatcher]

I know what the "nog" is.

But I'm not telling.

[supermax125]

tldw :(

[StroutsInk]

OO Ninja day! YAY

[RedStag86]

personally, I enjoy a little 3.14. HA!!! hilarious!

[plaidfungi]

tldw = too long didn't watch

[Coecoo]

tldr = too long didn't read

[jimmybryght]

I think I was just killed.

[B0yW0nd3rAz]

zomg... this is 55 minute video

[PainSensei]

lol. the vidoe started where I left off last night for somew reason

[MehsterChief]

YEAH! mine did the exact same thing.

i thought it was hilarious.

but at 1AM I had to find a stopping point.

and it just continued where i left off! frickin sweet!

[PainSensei]

That's awesome. I'll bet it's a youtube partner thing

[MehsterChief]

possibly. it was pretty rad.

[Manbeast222]

That's ninja skills buddy.

[PainSensei]

After all, I'm the legendary nina, Pain

[Manbeast222]

Even the Legendary ninja doesn't have the ability to make a youtube video do that...There must be some other explanation...

[PainSensei]

*sniff* When it it happened I figured it must be my aweesome ninja skillz. Maybe I don't have the skillz after all 0_0

[Manbeast222]

Or is that what you WANT me to think?

[PainSensei]

no  one knows. . . . .

[exscier]

WOOOO HAPPY NATIONAL DAY OF NINJA!!!

[petrus4]

I've always found the Ninja funny, but truthfully in this video, the joke is becoming a little strained. He seems to be having a lot of difficulty coming up with new material.

I'm not criticising him for this, either; even the most talented people are going to run dry eventually. It seems though that it might be starting to happen at this point.

[Alexei808]

It sounds like he's ad libbing a bunch of questions. The regular show is a lot more well thought out and his dialogue is crisper and funnier.

[Punmaster115]

I think he knew the questions before the show. but not this one

[Manbeast222]

It's probably because this was done off the top of his head, unlike the other shows where they actually practice and edit them to make them flow nicely. I still found this pretty funny.

[MehsterChief]

55 minutes?! o.0 whoa.

[mejustcuz]

just kidding.

but seriously, they dont

[mejustcuz]

hilarious. and no, ninjas do not have sex toys. they have women for that you virgin.

[joey75220]

Are there ninja 'sex toys'?

[PainSensei]

I finally found your channel :)

[Conteflas]

Your Improve Is amazing, Did you go to school for it ?or is it all off the top of your head? I even have your book ..was that all stream of consciousness writing?

[aimee22094]

hairless huh. eyebrows and eyelashes

[aimee22094]

did you fart right before you started talking?

[dcTalk4evr]

WHOOHOO!! Gandalf pwns Yoda, so says the Ninja. XD XD And I don't know what "nog" is, either, I just think egg nog is good. ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[tahthedon]

stop that!

[Katalyzt]

Heh ;O)

[SupremeLordReptyle]

I have killed 7 dragons with my new sword that i stole from a wizard then gave the wizard him his sword back and blaming it on him so the mother dragon killed the wizard XD whahaha

[WhiteBandanaSKATER]

I used a red colored smoke bomb to escape from a lingerie store >O> I'ma bad ninja I got caught D8

[acouragefann]

thanks a lot for that podcast xD never so anxious for december 2010 ever xD