Pablo Francisco - Ecstacy at Techno Club

[ChrissyOnePhoto]

He looks more cracked out than most of the people I've seen at raves.

[LuvStandUpComedy]

ARE YOU IAN???? NO I AM PABLO !!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ExquisiteCorpus]

priceless!

[SkateMonster17]

"Chicken, pot, pie,...... those are my three favorite things" hahahahahahaha

[AYGIR34]

best comic EVER!

[ELGRECO33]

They must have slipped it in my drink when i was 12!!!! loool :D

[franky5299]

atleast we have comedians you hater.

[penirchason]

he could take speed not x

[Fonzie1234]

Someone needs to do a remix of him doing the rave music.

[ZeBron23]

this doesn't even sound like rolling on e......

[chris49480]

"No, I'm Pablo!" LOL, love this entire bit.

[stefandevries94]

Holy shit 40 dollar for a pill here in the netherlands you pay 5 euro for a pill

[Shirokinukatsukami]

@stefandevries94

Back in the early 90s where i lived, E was 40 bucks a pop.

[domovoiattack1]

lol it's howie mendel at 3:15 right after he says exhausting.

[cheechanchux]

You almost have to admire the caliber of haters now-a-days. Some of these trolls are spell checking the shit they spew out and if you have to google a word before you insult them then you should probably kill yourself

[MalovicsMarko]

Genious

[AchmedDeedit]

@MalovicsMarko you spelled it wrong,Genius

[WeBeDippers]

Chicken Pot Pie...those are my three favorite things...

[TRA6023]

he's a comedian. he's here to make people lauugh, that's all.

[cracka3lacka]

Apparently humping the tailpipe makes the car horn honk.

[Sage3x0]

*generic, shitty comment about how a COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT AN ILLEGAL DRUG may have slight to severe inconsistencies, therefore making it completely ridiculous and borderline impossible to watch*

[sup3rfunk]

these mitsubishis were good. :) they were in germany at 2001 available :)

[badoocee]

Pablo Honey haha

[Pxuls]

Holy shit, is he soaked in his own sweat? The fuck, Pablo?

[theplaidmonkey]

lol who the fuck calls it E-in? Also never been sexually aroused on E before

[bungamin]

@theplaidmonkey agreed. seems like this guy has never done E before. Nothing lamer than talking about doing drugs you never did.

[DubbaSebas]

It was alright. The Mr. Magoo part was hilarious, though.

[TRA6023]

Pablo Prozac Francisco

best antidepressant

[badoocee]

@TRA6023, Funny comment. Good one.

[mikikiki2100]

he is genius ;)

[Gollum26]

Chicken Pot Pie those are my three favourite things!

[TheAfghanPride786]

not as funny as i thought it would be. its okay i guess

[YoungWolfMaster]

''Must have slipped it into my drink when I was 12.'', this dude is nutsXD

[1975siralex]

Ive tried superman and it was fuckin awesome......lol

[MikeyStayBaked]

Mitsubishi makes this????

[Unjesue]

Friend took some and danced for 14 hours straight, We kept pumping him with water so that his brain wouldn't fry.It was intense.

[Valkayre]

Chicken Pot Pie

[Jartny]

I love how he makes noises to represent the music, so funny cause that''s just how it sounds, lmao!

[Tech50full]

i used to take 4 hits at a time ..... not so much of a fuss ..... however now im clean :)

[devoxturk]

@Tech50full but was it mitsubishi ecstasy?

[Tech50full]

@devoxturk it was a whole cocktail my friend .... not too proud of myself, but anyways :)

[timtimtimmaah]

Daaaaaaaamn.... Beaner can dance.

[Eametsa]

40 bucks?? oh wait, in australia it was 50 bucks a pill in the club, if you want em, not much choice

[MrExplorerman101]

you either gonna...go to jail...or you gonna dieeee!

[TRA6023]

the hardest drug I ever took was weed, long ago.

and noone believes me. people even ask me for drugs all the time. :-)

although I'm just crazy.

[FortuneGow3]

@TRA6023 i dont see how weed is a "hard drug"

[TRA6023]

@FortuneGow3 I mean the "hardest" drug I ever tried :-)

of course

[Angelhimelovelace3]

he made a reference from the movie "legend" at 6:01 he says "we'll kill the unicorn tonight" so random XD

[74k3SH1]

I have never taken E or any drug in my life, but if it makes you feel the way Pablo Francisco says it does; hell I would like some of that

[Igoryok1990]

Weed*

[Igoryok1990]

Those are the side effects of drugs. From none of that shit pops up, just sleepy & hunger plus you walk happy....

[X1337Nate1337X]

This guy must chafe like a motherfucker

[kidkreatyve]

sweats like a mofuckin dog....lol funy as hell do

[tebonete]

has this guy even takin x?



[XiXgirboyXiX]

@tebonete I'm about 90% sure he's never taken it, he describes it wrong in almost every aspect.

[cavs608]

@tebonete ya he has lol.

[SkwerlBergamot]

@tebonete

fucking obviously, that's where the story comes from

[DbozenD]

@tebonete Horney on E? its either bad E, or E mixed with Viagra... No way u can getan erection on really good MDMA Pills thas a fact... other then that u do have sex but with MUSIC THOW +)

[MYNAMEISJOHNIS]

@tebonete he obviously overreacts...he is a comedian u fool

[itsfresko]

Check out "what can i say" by andres fresko for More Miami club footage

[g00dguyforyou]

im pretty damn sure that club he went to was space in miami, sick club

[RyeBai]

That's funny

[TJGrove320]

Bounce bounce jingle bounce bounce bounce jingle bounce...

[PrideFEDORPride]

GET THE HELL OUT THE WAY xD

[11celtics11]

ARE U EN

[romka4567]

If you want to lose weight become a comedian lmao

[StrikingShadow1]

Lol very funny. But not at all what taking ecstacy is like :P

[KiLLxDoZeR]

whats this full stand up called? i wanna watch whole thign pls

[boyakashan1]

@KiLLxDoZeR its called "Ouch"

[Texas713rock]

Funny Ass Hell!!

[Oasys18]

What a greasy bastard! Pretty funny though.

[UltraProle21]

press 3 for the drug deal dance

[nerdilieHK]

ha! this kid sells ex for 5 each in my bio class xD

[SxCDefuse]

@nerdilieHK i just got some fire ass mollys! yeeeeee

[overgrowthesystem420]

@nerdilieHK no one cares pussy

[deftones311100]

u guys get his new dvd, they put it out there?

[SF3089]

Chicken pot pie... those are my 3 favorite things

[jackiecrane57]

looks like he's on E now.. he's sweating like a mother fucker. lol.

[MrWuwu92]

804 people werent on E

[iBluefir3]

lmfao Dane Cooks a Cock Blocker FTW

[mrbrockpeters]

Omg! 6:11 The Mexican music! ROFL!

[sieggabriel00]

0:06 - 0:09

[spidakid72]

lets just keep quoting lines from the video we just watched

[kaitydidd79]

Um...reminds me of Dane Cook...

[mrbrockpeters]

@kaitydidd79 yah, except that Pablo's actually funny.

[Sergio702HSR]

he took E, but he shoudl've asked for mollies :p

[NoMidsForMe]

Holy shit i had some yellow Mitsubishis a while ago and they were fucking top notch.

[stevokenevo122]

@NoMidsForMe eat a dick

[NoMidsForMe]

@stevokenevo122 Only if i can bbq it and use some ketchup and mustard.

[Themadness03080]

I would sell my left nut to roll with pavlo

[bahamabrunette]

I wanna swipe his hair back!

[quietatse]

Is he on E right now? 

[xxxnwahsxxx]

Are you Ian?!..... Noo. I'm Pablo.

[tietanus]

2 hits of mitsubishis is perfect and after 3 hours you take another half end then after 2 another half.. a perfect night

[ForDoverUSA]

awesome

[TheReal800dead]

801 people got rufied.

[thereal1nK0Gn1t0]

As Seen On: Drugs

[assman468]

lol "they must have slipped it in my drink when i was 12"

[yojoono]

GAH!!! seriously, what song is it at 0:39 ???

[LEVEY238]

are you ean? no im pablo!!!! lol im pisting my pants here!!!!!;)

[QUITCALLINGME]

is his shirt made of pure silk or is he just sweating alot

[ShizueJaniscv58]

na wer is deutsch

[hazahel1]

what's the name of this show? I wanna see complete video.

[iTzadde]

@hazahel1 ouch, you can download it from thepiratebay

[hazahel1]

@iTzadde Man, I want to see it on youtube, I don't trust any other sources. Sorry bro, but thanks for the help. =)

[7ndres]

Am I the only one that caught Iron Man sneaking behind the curtains? 1:15

[phillipthomassmith]

@7ndres Haha I see it 

[RainRikks]

Ssssss.. A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD :D

[KATZ2015]

Second sorry

[KATZ2015]

What's that song that he does at the start ?

[pinonoir302]

Ok, I know why the two representatives insisted so much that I take a ''mint'' before going to visit the showroom ... now I'm proud owner of a Mitsubishi!

[GloryJohanagz634]

lol kommt jemand aus berlin

[AlwaysandForever71]

Get outa the way before i have sex with ALL of you!! .. In a CONGA line!!! xD

[ozzyp17]

798 People Were Not Ian.

[brizzo0614]

@ozzyp17 you just made my morning. :)

[stocker104]

40 dollars for 2 ecstacy pills..he got ripped off lol

[happybunniiBre]

yo man yo man are you ok

i just took two hits of misabisy ecstacy

your serious man

yes i took two mi...

im over here

yes lmfao

[cobgod101]

Well, your either gonna go to jail or your gonna die, but the good news is is that you gonna feel really good

[ekoktrick]

I love this car lmfao :)))

[MsRayne]

@Kerell1992forever he's not white. He's mexican. learn your facts

[vylkyl1]

@MsRayne He's Chilean .

[Checkeredboy95]

Damn he is sweaty...

[AkatsukiReka]

@Checkeredboy95 That's what Ecstasy does to you.

[krizitoyness]

@Checkeredboy95 you do know that E makes you sweat like hell, right.?

[UrbanZ0mbie]

@Kerell1992forever Or because he is from Mad TV. You know the really entertaining show that alot of people loved?

[takkupoika91]

OHAHAHAHhahaoohahaho fuuuuck i cant breath :D



[happybunniiBre]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackfury66]

I LOVE MDMA

[bskdopeboy]

He went to a bad club, and doesn't have a mind for drugs. 40 fuckin $!!!!!!!!!! lol

[bskdopeboy]

He went to a bad club, and doesn't have a mind for drugs.

[celebre14]

792 people have never done E or been to a club

[TheMuzikWiz]

we'll kill the unicorn tonight!!!

[filidizzle]

chicken pot pie those are my three favorite things i died lol

[Gunnar445]

i dont like him as much because he gets way to off track of the joke hes trying to make im like stop making the fucking noises and finish the damn joke?!!!!

[AfternoonProductions]

@Gunnar445 so would you like it better if the joke was just

"so one time i took ecstacy and went crazy"

woo fucking hoo that would be hiiiiilarious...

[Themadness03080]

Superb

[bradfleming88]

Is that Pete Dominick @ 3:16 ?

[Benggan33]

Gimme some coke or something!

[tylerdurden3891]

3:48 "No, wait. Sandy!! You can't just walk out of a drive-in movie!!". Nice "Grease" reference.

[ToxinTheKidd]

<3

[frevgerted]

OH YEAH BABY

[hismajesty653]

@empezar lol your comment is ambiguous haha. i thouht you meant you saw some guy manage to survive (stay alive/live afterwards) after taking ecstasy.. and you realised it wasn't funny, but serious shit - coz he could've died. but now i realise you watched pablo as a live audience lol :)

[3Q2HFNILQHF]

@SkunkyCactus lol

[tyto8123]

Ecstacy? what does that do?, IT MAKES YOU HORNY!!, im like sh!t im on it right now!! They must've slipped it in my drink when i was 12

[vylkyl1]

@tyto8123 you got dosed .

[vylkyl1]

Respond to this video... Saandy , you can't just walk away from a drive in movie !

[imfromtambunan]

@tyto8123 wow i missed the part when he says that

[weownbullard5]

he is a pro beatboxer as well as a comedian hahaha

[IRTEHLEETOKNPBB]

i wana try those. only shit E'z  in my city ;S

[tomchaven]

so Always a good time with me

[21childgod]

Thumps up if u came here cause u saw the preview on comedy central:)

[REELHIPHOP420]

ARE YOU IAN? NO I'M PABLO

[dnbmonkey83]

LMAO ARE YOU IAN?! hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha so great

[ErnstKirschsteiger]

We'll kill the unicorn tonight! LOL

[writertrump]

stupid duggies

[rise2genocide]

@writertrump I think you missed a letter. :O

[jokergd]

KITT I NEED YOU PAL! I NEED YOU! < BAHAHAHAHHAHA

[10aaron21]

lets do it

[SuperRandomToast]

Awesome techno music :O

[rodthepimp]

That's the San Jose Improv

[Shaolin913]

His story is almost EXACTLY what happened to me. Only I popped 2 pills of molly ( tha pure X ) before my homie told me to take only one. Ahhhhh good times , good stuff.

[empezar]

I saw this guy live and he was stoned as fuck. He wasn't even close to funny.

[stickox3]

lmao chicken pot pie... my 3 favorite things.

[dac7622]

This dude is sweatyyyy as fuck lol

[SuperWeekendFunTime]

Comic genius!

[shattered2]

why is there a recomended video for a cat giving a dog oral sex here? Its kinda weird... O.o

[ajaxHaiku]

@shattered2 ROFL :D

[VictusDwayne]

@shattered2 We call those sex kittens lol.

[SuperStealth23]

@shattered2 EVERY DOGG NEEDS A BITCH

[Jxeyy]

@shattered2 True, very true....Haha...



[darkrebel01]

@shattered2 HAHAHA



[HackingAModdedGlitch]

@shattered2 Dude, it's Pablo.

[geekos1]

@shattered2

and more importantly, why does that video have over 1800000 views?

[Aylang]

He is quite the sweaty betty

[carnivoroussquirrel]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got the "Legend" reference?

[SkunkyCactus]

Are you E'in?

No I'm Pablo!

Lol I love this guy