tool - maynard's hidden song(acoustic)

[brazil92279]

You can....Its called Cadeseus



[twentyeightbrando]

His parents taught at my High School, he was a few years ahead of me. Great, wholesome people. No TV. Mr. Keenan ran marathons until his late 50's. Awesome family.

[MrsPsychokali187666]

HE SAYS

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

NOT DEAD

LOVE YOU MAYNARD!!!!!!!

[mattismyname1984]

he says dead not dick

[MrsPsychokali187666]

he is the only man that can sing a song about this dick and it sound this good. GOT TO LOVE MAYNARD : )

[djd259th]

slide a mile 6-inches at -a-time on Maynard's dick...

[3libras1971]

If you know Tool and especially mjk this is classic

[3libras1971]

How was there confusion about what he's singing? Seems pretty obvious and he's neither gay or by people. Jesus why must everyone be labeled just for songs they sing or write? the songs exist just to get douchebags assuming and for the sheer amusement of the rest. ?

[glassdrummer28]

It sounds like"Maynard's dead". Is that right?

[Joesoj]

Is he singing about his penis?

[MrsSkullerina]

Oh my God. You guys are all fucking retarded. Maynard is fucking amazing.

[roseparaderoute]

Shit quality, not entirely accoustic, not hidden.

[FelatioSucks1]

@Stinkfist93420

Maynard WRITES the lyrics and the VOCAL melodies and harmonies doesn't he?

You're a vagina dude, and you can slide a mile 6 inches at a time on THIS dick.....

[TheSandmanDan]

maynards diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick........­.

[stinkfist93420]

retard, maynard doesnt do the writing, he does the vocals, the band does the writing

[earlybird1965]

@stinkfist93420,

Guess again "Shit-For-Brains!"

[JaKexSyN]

MAYNARD'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC­K

[SystemsFail92]

THIS IS CALLED MAYNARDS DICK .

[Disposition446]

THUMBS UP IF VAGINA

[webpunker]

can someone tell me where this is from? Friggin' iTunes doesnt have Tool and i have no other way to identify songs.

[originalmo07]

@webpunker Its on Salival, on the track LAMC, after all that automated phone crap.

[sIayerkid666]

Never knew Adam Jones ripped of Stone Gossard.

[gnortznitz]

shakespere, bach, picasso, keenan. you bring us in that undifferentiated forward and up. now i'm not so ashamed to be human.

[Axidente]

kinda like the way etc

[artman4444]

This is called "maynards dick" right? I'm not even joking.

[RhayAndJeramie]

@artman4444 YUP IT IS

[blslifer2]

@artman4444 SURE IS

[JoKeRmAdNeSs09]

@QCat65 Actually M.J.K. is bisexual not gay.

[JackSmith07]

@JoKeRmAdNeSs09 really? where did u hear that?

[Disposition446]

@JoKeRmAdNeSs09 how do you know?

[QCat65]

Why are the hottest guys gay.

[Papasmuff300]

@QCat65 troll

[Chadgod]

Also.. that isn't compression.. it is harmonic distortion. This is probably a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of some shitty mp3 that someone uploaded to bearshare ten years ago.

[Chadgod]

Haha. Maynard doesn't release his lyrics for the first few months when they come out with new albums, so when this first came out they played it on the radio for a while because all the broadcasters thought he was saying "Maynard is dead". Absolutely fantastic that Maynard got away with screaming about his dick at the top of his lungs on the radio.

[tool4janes]

this is acoustic?!?!?! lmao

[SplatterdaySaints]

@tool4janes sounds acoustic to me cant hear the bronze strings

[SplatterdaySaints]

@tool4janes sounds acoustic to me cant hear the bronze strings??? i can hear it plain as day

[faen5863]

2:52.

[FLYRTA]

i have this album...with all live stuff and a no quater cover and the vhs concert tape that came with it

[FLYRTA]

maynards dick !!!! hahah funny as studio wav. format

[theundertow87]

the whole salival cd is great, my brother owns it, though i wish i did.

[FerroPiano]

This song is on Salival ... it's called maynards dick... =)

[pearljam227]

green day copied these chords

[DevilKadams]

@pearljam227 What DOESN'T greenday copy

[nephroncavity]

@DevilKadams Burn.

[wyntcoll]

did you guys know that line in the sand by motorhead is based on the beat of this song

[redtigris74]

hidden where?

[sevendeadly69]

"acoustic" really you can't tell there's effects ????? = not acoustic !!!!!!!

[oopssorryy]

@sevendeadly69 You can get a acoustic pcikup that allows you to play threw an amp and you can therefor put effects on it.

[sevendeadly69]

@oopssorryy no shit

[rmanMMVII]

WTF!!?? quality?? damnit!

[devoydisme]

what about Paul D'Amour?

[SaDvids8]

Dude Tool Is THE BEST!!

[x4aperfecttool]

BAd Mutha Fuckin ASSS

[Zenjedi99]

Slide a mile 6 inches @ a time........

[x4aperfecttool]

2:52 is Epic

[Minacious]

Tool needs to seriously do some acoustic work, I think it would be tight if they did.

[exconguitar]

@Minacious i dont

[TyphoidExcel]

maynards dick is hidden?

[pablost07]

Yes. The song is hidden!

[TrippinInaBox]

it's under lady gaga's skirt

[Mechstyles]

the lyrics make absolutely no sense! i love it

[tooliscool246]

@Mechstyles they do make sense hes talking bout his cock

[V3rmili0nPt2]

This song is so.. raaawr ;D

[krisgurl09]

this song is so sexy.

[DonBildo]

id love to slide an inch at a time.

[YourxCrystalMeth]

ohh yummy :)

[Necromalix]

HAHA! Maynard's Dick

[xXGhostReaverXx]

this song is called, "maynard's dick". no joke look it up.

[numbchucking]

this song is compressed way too much... Sounds like wavy kife.

[Ryanillusionist]

of course its compressed. how else could they fit all that dick in one song

[chemudas]

LOLlypop

[RAZEAN55]

@Ryanillusionist  its only six inches :/

[Dadutta]

so what

[Dadutta]

as long as he's circumcized

[TheOtium]

@Ryanillusionist

it's only 6 inches man. at least he's honest.

[jeremyboxdotcom]

@TheOtium Just because you slide a mile 6 inches "at a time" doesn't mean it's only 6 inches ;)

[whatthefuckbitchshit]

"now you know what you're fucking with"

perfect line to describe the enormity of his COCK.

[ThommyTerneborn]

Sounds like Green Day in the beginning...

[RosettaStonedX]

@ThommyTerneborn

That's really insulting.

[ThommyTerneborn]

Why?

[phockafrompa86]

Tool wouldn't be Tool without Danny Carey's God like drumming,Justin's rythymatic bass ,and Adam's atmospheric guitar,and of course Maynard's writing.Noone else comes up with the words for a song like Maynard.

[claymanlucas]

damn right.

[piepermatthew]

@phockafrompa86

Don't forget about Paul's early work. He even contributed to material for Aenema; look up early versions of Stinkfist, Pushit, and other songs from that album. Paul actually wrote a lot of Tool's bass.

[Juggalo4Life423]

@phockafrompa86 I agree man dont let the name fool ya!! I enjoy all good music! Tool is something (dont wanna sound gay) but magical!! The way they put their thoughts into music and words is crazy!! Words cant describe the pwer of tools lyrics!!! To put tool into words is like wrapping your head around the universe!!! Impossible!!!

[Lizbiz1997]

@Juggalo4Life423 Not for Maynard...In fact He does quite well

[AcidSh33tz]

@Juggalo4Life423 not impossible at all ..with DMT

[evilexluv]

@AcidSh33tz haha dmt. i got sooooo sick of smoking that shit lol. i ended up eating 200mg w/ some serian rue an hour b4 hand. was pretty intence till i puked harder than i ever did in my life for what seemed to be an hour. i think it was more like twice but it felt so strange and i kept thinking" great, im gonna die of some internet jungle juice". could you believe i couldnt give it away? ppl were like, "wtf is dmt? i dont want that shit" ended up throwing out 5 grams of it =(

[AcidSh33tz]

@evilexluv thats what happens when you dont respect a divine plant.

[evilexluv]

@AcidSh33tz hey man, no lack of respect here. i fully appreciate all the wonderful plants and herbs on this planet. i was actually looking for a more spiritual experiance out of it. i read alot of ppl see some crazy stuff smoking dmt stuff like joe rogans story. i must have some type of built in tolerance for things like that though cuz even eating it didnt produce asny profound revelation or self enlightenment. anyway, its cool to know theres other ppl out there doin the same things as me =)

[AcidSh33tz]

@evilexluv true man i ment no disrespect, and to be honest i actually respect you for undergoing such a profound elusive experience that most of us will never even dream of having.. ive only done it once but i will never forget my experience, and i look forward to saying hello again to it if it ever comes my path again..

[Disposition446]

@evilexluv JOE ROGAN AND MJK ARE TWO OF THE REALEST DUDES EVER TO LIVE!!!!

"maynardsss diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.. maynards diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"

[evilexluv]

@Disposition446 agreed 100%

[sevendeadly69]

@phockafrompa86 so in other words if tool wasn't tool then they wouldn't be tool

[zzsharka]

@sevendeadly69 lol !

[PerfectParasite]

@phockafrompa86 So, you are saying that opiate and undertow aren't tool? As Tool had Paul D'Amour on bass back on those.

[TheFlyinflame]

@phockafrompa86 you're talking about illumination...EVERY ONE HAS THIS GIFT POWER....

[oliveira830724]

severo tema,,, es del salival.

[potofgrass]

this is not hidden at all, it has the track listed in the Salival cd...

[frollun2]

slide a mile six inches at a time.

[OgReMaN6669]

hidden, it's pucifer....slidin a mile 6 inches at a time on maynard's dick

[Patrickhamilton]

Its tool... "Maynards dick" its on Salival...

[disposition073]

Why do people wanna know these things about maynard?? He's just a guy making great music

[MaggotInfestedCunt]

it seems like a lot of people are obsessed with maynard but dont give any of the other members of tool any credit.

[BayleighMVZakula]

I give the other members credit but sure is hard not to be obsessed with a man who has such an angelic voice.

[iniquitous85]

what about danny?

too many ppl talk about carey

i think adam jones and production are genii

[Poonard]

@iniquitous85 danny carey is the man, that's why they talk about him. do a little research on him and you'll see why. I agree though, Jones is a genius.

[Poonard]

maynard too, he's a talented accomplished artist, why talk trash about them at all in any way? that is why I assumed anything.

[ShotGunRoleModel]

amen to that.

[richdanks]

this is an em to a g chord to a d chord to an a chord back a g chord over and over.

[chanoom]

Right on. It's fucking weird how, as said, some people are obsessed with Maynard.

[evoclin]

i think hes basicly saying "fuck you"

[soulchanter]

climb on my 6 inches and you'll be riding ...

MAYNARDS DIIIIIIICK!!!!

[THEMANOUTOFTHECAVE]

This song kicks off after LA Municipal Court. AND IT'S GREAT!!!

[junkfoodisgood]

1:50 pressure points?

[five51pmjune26]

and Maynard has a mole on his inner right thigh, approximately 4 and a half inches from his left testicle, shaped like the state of georgia.

He also likes to have the skin between his toes tickled.

some of you people know an unnecessarily creepy amount of stuff about Keenan.

[canesrule96]

lmfao

[soad5544]

lol hahaah laughed so hard after reading that... jokes

[drewdropin]

WTFlying heck are are you talking about?

creepy is right :P

[bloodspade4444]

His name is James Herbert Keenan. Maynard is a nick name he got while in the army.

[nicvaco]

actually his name is James Herbert Keenan.

[disposition073]

grmbl..his name is Maynard James Keenan and this song is called:"Maynard's Dick"

[iniquitous85]

bamp bow.

James Herbert Keenan is th real birth name

[StripMyWorldAway]

This sog is actually called "Maynard's Dick", and is available on the Salival CD/DVD.

[jtfles]

imagine wes borland on guitar,stephen carpenter on guitar,les claypool on bass,maynard and trent reznor on vox and programming, tim alexander on drums...thatd be fucking special...and a special appearence by damo suzuki somewhere along the lines.......

[BayleighMVZakula]

Can't imagine anyone on drums besides Danny Carey sorry dude...

[iniquitous85]

HAHA WAT ABOUT lard

I MEAN lars

KEKE

XD

[funkydrummer95]

haha, this is hilarious. Where'd you find it?

[weno36]

on cd... SALIVAL.. buy cd and you'll find too..

[funkydrummer95]

lol thanks, i was singing it while trimming my lawn.

[Rjcoffman69420]

this is on anema

[EightBitAcid]

...no. its on salival.

[kovalevisgod]

No it isn't.

[bonocox1]

@Rjcoffman69420 no  it isn't.

[Mirthless79]

Imagine Maynerd on vocals, We Borland on Bass, and Jim Root on lead guitar and

Joey Jordison on drums..

All wearing make up...then eating some A-Rod!!

[Mirthless79]

Adam Jones is such an Inspirational guitarist to me..

[goodburger993]

whys it say James, Keenan and not Maynard keenan 3:21

[1eph]

Maynard isn't his real first name... it's James

[Davis47L]

Actually his middle name is James

[fartsmachine]

6 inches, heh. sorry to hear that 'nardo

[Bl0odVomit]

maynard's dick bitches!!!

[TrueHatred1980]

I love the older pictures of him. You will never see him like that again though. :'(

[dasklavierleben]

Now you know what you're fuckin' with. . . Maynard's DIIIIIICK!!!!!

[sarah24586]

no hes singing with tori amos Muhammad, My Friend

[nathanomgnathan]

Whats the picture of him lurking behind that girl from? grammys?

[FinnegansWakeUp]

I love this song and also the whole Salival set is phenomonal. Too bad I lost my copy years ago cuz it goes for hundreds on ebay now. Love to see Maynard excercise his sense of humor which is always a treat. I mean, where the hell else are you gonna hear tool acoustic? This song is great!!!

[DJSPACESHOT]

MAYNARD'S DICK

[LittleEmoBoy001]

What is that arrow pointing to maynards head in that one picture all about?

[twelveounceepilogue]

umm... well he's the man!!! and that makes me...

[definition72]

CREATURE THE NEW BREED ......type it in!!

[Bl0odVomit]

Its not secret its on like salival or opiate  maynards dick

[111darkfox111]

Maynard's Dick :D

[Poonard]

nothing secret about this song....*rocks head

[rage47649]

Maynard Perfected the mohak with his crazy out fits, like the time he painted himself blue and wore nothing but underwear on the stage on several occations. I went to a Tool concert in Evansville IN. and he came out wearing a cowboy hat and some orange hoodie. He took them both off shortly after and of coarse was not wearing a shirt. Best concert ever! Loved the lazer show they set up.

[danzig5]

i had to put gavity boots on my cieling to read what you posted ahah that tripped me out though, i thought it was greek or somethin at first lmao ow the fuck did you get the words upside down though? thats fucked up haha

[matdersam]

all of you guys are not tool fans! you have no idea what the lyrics even are, fucking fools

[InKa4484]

enlighten us oh master sheep.

[InKa4484]

HAHAHAHAHA you didn't get the sheep thing. Are you sure you're cousin doesn't mind you wasting your life obsessing over him? Do you even think he's really your couin or are you just having an incestual homosexual fantasy about maynard. Get a life man Maynard isn't even the best part of either Tool or APC so get some taste before you talk shit.

[NineInchNailsTool33]

You're right. He is one fourth of the brilliance of tool and one fifth of what makes APC great.

[InKa4484]

Billy, Troy, Paz, Josh, Jeordie, James, and maynard i think that's one seventh, personally i think he's the worst part of apc, he worked alone with them and it just seems like like he threw his lyrics together i doubt he really contributed much more than his name to the band.

[NineInchNailsTool33]

Sorry man thanks for the correction.

[pathologicalglances]

Actually Jordie and James never wrote anything with APC. The only thing they recorded in studio was People are People on emotive. The principle writing was done by Billy and Josh Freeze, with the exception of the drums on the Hollow which was wrote by Tim Alexander when he was part of the band. Maynard never did anything except write the lyrics. Just like with Tool. he sings and writes lyrics. Take that for what its worth.

[MacyNicole2008]

Oh, the things I would do to Maynards dick....

[af1guysays]

Kind of like the way your breathing,

Kind of like the way you keep looking away...

yes!

[requiredattention]

we all love maynard's dick. <3

i love the picture of him at 155... nothin better but peace.

[Shagthegoat]

lol this song is called Maynard's Dick and its of the album Salival. But yes it's the accoustic version

[SatansBigRedBalls]

ʞɔıp s,pɹɐuʎɐɯ uo ǝɯıʇ ɐ ʇɐ sǝɥɔuı xıs ǝlıɯ ɐ ǝpıls

uo ǝpılƃ oʇ ǝʞıl noʎ plnoʍ

ʎɐʍɐ ƃuıʞool dǝǝʞ noʎ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ɐpuıʞ ı

ƃuıɥʇɐǝɹq ǝɹ,noʎ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ɐpuıʞ

ɯıɥ ɥʇıʍ ʇɥƃıɹ slǝǝɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔɐld ɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı

ɹǝʇɐʍ lǝǝɟ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,usǝop ʇı

ʎɐʍɐ ɯıɥ ʇɟıl puıʍ ǝɥʇ sʇǝl puɐ dn suǝdo

ɹǝʇuǝɔ uǝdo uɐ llɐ s,ʇı

[rage47649]

What?

[heffson]

tool- maynards dick. lmao

[MaynardJamesfreak]

Where did you find this? What album is it on?

[SatansBigRedBalls]

Its off the album Salival and at the end of the track LAMC.

[remzskater93]

I Love salival and always new this track was on there but I thought there were sycing problems with my Xbox because it's at the end LAMC and i never fully got through that song. Fucking Migrain. Out

[ngt55ps]

How is it that you claim to be a "MaynardJames freak" and not know what this song is and where to find it?

[amm2911]

this is the chord progression to alive by pearl jam ahahh

[jblack6789]

im 8 in haha just to throw that out there any ladies

[Fade2Dark]

what's that you say, you got an 8 inch dick in your ass? thanks for sharing that.

[CHIDORISHINO]

LMAO ROFL.....HAHAHA

[SuicidalBuu]

8 inches in your asshole? rofl fag