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  • 6:51... MY DRESSSSSSS lol

  • I loved concept of mermaids but think about it a woman would have to have sex with a fish and conceive. Not Possible!

  • Miss you John

  • lol eric never gets old

  • John Candy was such a hilarious actor, Rest in peace John :(

  • "Hey Allen, where's that pretty lady of yours?"

    "She's not coming, ok? What? You want your money back?"

    *Guy walks away*

    "Hey Allen!"

    "She left me! She moved out of my life! That's the news, you want the weather!?!?!?!?!? Anywhere but the first three rows...."

  • I love John Candy's laugh at the beginning hahahaha I don't know why but it makes me laugh everytime

  • 8:14 John has the hairlook from his later movie, Summer Rental.

  • 3:23 - :26 And it's 20 years later which makes Freddie 30 now.

  • @Junka0506 You mean Cool Runners.

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  • it's uncle buck

  • uh oh you fell XD

  • i love splash

  • looking back now, i see what an actor he was, even back then, in a campy (THAT I LOVE!!!!!!) movie

  • "It was embarressing when you were 10, freddie."

    "Hey it works for me I stick with it"

  • forest gump was beautiful

    

  • "You know why she left me Freddie? Cus I didn't love her"

    "Thhhaat BITCH" Lmao

  • John Candy was incredible. We miss you, man. :(

  • vid hurts my eyes. Why does it slow down every half second?

  • Haha the two way call 1:45-2:05 

  • lol I love how Alan "subtly" crosses over the bar and says "You guys are in love, arent u?" lol brilliant work on Tom Hanks part!

  • Two tails up!

  • In the words of Dr. Erik Erikson, Allen is going through the crisis "Intimacy versus Isolation."

  • I always jokingly tell myself that Tom displacing his anger on Clint Howard (the bride's mustached brother) is a result of being yelled at by Ron's father Rance (McCullough; the one who complained about the mushy cherries) and off screen by Ron on his first official day of shooting! XDD

  • omg thats really weird when i was a toddler and now i've LOVED mermaids and when i was little i through my binkis in to the ocean for the little mermaids and my name is madison!!!!

  • Man...Alan and I are both lonely, we'd fit together perfectly! XD

  • Anyone who uses a famous actors name just to beg for a thumbs up deserves a thumbs down.

  • @Hauraunah well to be fair he said say thumbs up, not click thumbs up. If you don't like it don't say it.

  • löl_í_fëel_sÓ_lÔñËly_tÒÐÂY

  • "You break dat you pay fer it!!"

    "Oh, sorry, I usually ENJOY smashing the glass w/my face!!"

  • "SHE LEFT ME!!!" XD

  • R.I.P. John Candy. We miss having real acting talent in the business. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • @BallerinaDreams101 to true who said they hate watching films twice

  • Jumpstart a car!!!! lol

  • What Freddie said about getting drunk actually may make senseXDD

  • "He's a green beret colonel. I told him you were wounded in nam and he wants to do business." Lol don't know why, but that made me laugh. Who says that?

  • "I dont wanna get drunk" the little bro says. "But you are drunk" the fat guy said.

  • ...ANYWHERE BUT THE FIRST THREE ROWS lol

  • he is such a perv @ 3:11 to 3:20

  • If it wasn't for Splash we would never have gotten The Little Mermaid.

  • @TwilightLink77

    No. If it wasn't for Hans Christian Anderson's fable The Little Mermaid, we may not have gotten Splash OR Disney's The Little Mermaid.

  • Uh oh you fell.

  • Who would hate this movie I used to watch this all the time as a kid in the 1990s. 3:21 that guy is such a pervert looking at the woman's ass ROFL poor Tom in this movie got dumped by a girl oh well.

  • @Disney65Fan yeah he got dumped and he had a very hot mermaid!!!!!!

  • poor alan all he wants is to see his kid be a tooth in the school play

  • Top three questions you NEVER want to ask a guy;

    1) Do you love me?

    2) Do you think she [point to girl that is obviously hotter] is pretty?

    3) Do these make my butt look big?

  • @ztslovebird Truer words were never spoken. XD

  • THANKS VERY MUCH FOR UPLOADING THIS FILM! :-)

  • "You know why she left me Freddie? Because I didn't love her." - "That bitch!"

  • 'but you are drunk, you see a sober person would have reached for the pretzels' LOL 

  • " there are worse organs not to be working "...lol R.I.P. John..

  • When John threw the coins and did the same thing when he was a kid that cracked me up!!!

  • you now y she left me.. coz i didn't love her

    answer: WHAT A BITCH!!

    HILLARIOUS!!!

  • i love how when he says "she got hit by lightning" john candy cracks up

  • @kilalarockssocks i still crack up every time i see that

  • Not only do I miss John Candy, but I also miss Tom Hanks when he did comedic roles like this. Tom Hanks has become way too serious over the past 15 years.

  • if somethin works for me, i stick with it!

  • That's so irritating when you're drunk and want to throw up, and all people talk about is how drunk you are.

  • "You know why she left? Because I didn't love her."

    "That bitch."

    John Candy rules.

  • that taxi cab driver is on crack

  • jumpstart a car lol

  • "got enuff money?"

    "yah."

    "can i have some then?"

    lol

  • "She Left me!! She moved out of my life!! Thats the news you want the weather!! Anywhere but the first three rows!! OK!!!"

    Hahaha loved that part XD

  • tom hanks and john candy they are one of the best actors that ever live

  • She left me! Ok?!!

  • 3:20 is so goddam funny!!! that is such an original way to peek.

  • uuhh ooh you fell,ooo that hurt,oo your not having a good day are you?

    lol i love that!! then he goes out with some group of girls.

  • alvin and the chipmunks spoofed this - its impossible to find but the spoof is called Sploosh and i really want to see it. i know that jeanette is the mermaid, simon is allan and alvin is the bad guy, but i always think alvin should play the brother who's always looking up the girl's skirts cuz he's so much like that

    lolz i havent seen this film in ages and i still love it

    =D

  • I'M ON THE BAR!!!!!

  • It's no wonder people keep quoting great lines from this movie. The same writers who did this also wrote Ron Howard's previous movie with Michael Keaton, Night Shift, another very witty movie.

  • i truly wish john candy was still here, he made some very, very funny films. great actor truly missed..R I P

  • @davidhaythornthwaite, agreed. My favorite (and one of my all time favorites) has to be Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

  • @WastedPo don´t forget... Uncle Buck... good too :)... i love john candy tooo

  • "I have a system on the desk!!!"

    'Anywhere but the first 3 rows!!!"

    "Uh oh, you fell ... oooh that hurt... oooh you're not having a good day are ya?..."

    So damn funny. This movie is still as hilarious as it was in the 80's. All-time classic.

  • you no why she left me ? no because i didnt love her " bitch " haha

  • oh oh you fell :)

  • tom hanks v cute!!

  • andrew cranston is a cat and would like this film

  • Is there a second movie to this?? I see Splash 2 everywhere but I don't know if it in relation to this.

  • yes it was a Tv movie its called Splash too

  • "I wanna get married, and I wanna have a kid and I wanna see 'em play a tooth in the school play!" Hahahahaha

  • RIP John Candy. We miss you.

  • who is John CaNDY? THE SLIM GUY OR THE fAT GUY?

  • the fat guy.

  • what u mean slim guy, u don't know who Tom Hanks is??????

  • i know Tom Hanks but i dont know who John Candy is. is it abomination to know something for the first time?

  • No, but who on earth doesn't know who John Candy was?

  • my dear, the people that dont know John Candy are the people that dont watch American movie. have i answered your quastion?

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  • i want to make sure that i am not mistaken.

  • hahahahahahaha omg....

  • Whaaat? You don't know who john Candy is???? If you don't know who john candy is there's a lot of great films you gotta see. 'Trains, Planes, and Automobiles' is one of his best ;) Its such a funny beautiful film.

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  • Ok thanks

  • @meetashley you're kidding me. The slim guy is TOM HANKS, one of the greatest american actors alive! The fat guy is John Candy, and he's pretty awesome too!

  • i saw this at a frinds house and i forgot the name this was it!! :D YAY

  • "you should lighten up, that's the guy's best man." haha

  • love dis film i remember this i love it =D

  • well dahh! geezes! u dont stay with someone tht doesnt love you///idiot!

  • Aww loved john candy best human being ever.

  • LOL His brother is the same ol' pervert as an adult as when he was a kid, dropping change to peep up the ladies' skirts hehehe

  • You know why she left me? Because I didn't love her.

    That bitch! Hilarious!!!

    And the cab scene is one of my favorites, also in the next clip, the ride with Mr. Fat Jack and Kornbluth on the boat.

  • Who's a pig?

  • freddie is at it again

  • I LOVE TOM! HE'S MY HUSBAND!!!!

  • sure hahahaha

  • That was vintage Tom Hanks. Everyone who loved Tom in "Bosom Buddies" love him in "Splash".

  • Ohhhh John! We miss you!!!

  • aww i love tom hanks hes so awesome!

  • "u got enough money?" "yea, i have plenty." "can i have some, then?" lol

  • someone explain! 2:06..is it that the brother is daft or wat?!

  • i havent seen this movie in such a long time lol x x x

  • :O freddie is grown up and he is still doing it from when he is ten.

    lmao

  • "i don't wanna get drunk" "but you are drunk, you see a sober person would have reached for the pretzels" LOL :]

  • lol hey allen SHE LEFT ME she moved out of my life ok thats the news you want the weather!!!

    lol

  • ha ha ha yes

  • lol so funny

  • at 4:47 that guy looks like Jim Carrey

  • the day john candy comes back form the dead, without him hollywood is dead.

  • john candy is a legend. all those in favour say thumbs up.

  • Splash - (2/13)

  • Are those two guys brothers? If they are, this all makes sense.

  • Probably never again. If they do, it'll never be like this.

  • I miss John Candy!

  • so did i. oh well, i guess i don't have enough patience to actually watch it until it gets to the point :D

  • it is a mermaid movie BukeyBoy, they just haven't gotten to the mermaid part yet...just wait ok. This is a good movie and funny too

  • hahahahahahahahaha

    "uh oh, you fell!" that is the best part

  • seriously!!! LOVE that part!!!

  • he is such a pig

  • this is film is lovely because it lookes like its real

  • lovely? this movies supposed to be about mermaids! not two guys who try to get girls! whats going on!?

  • It is about mermaids, watchd it befor

  • taxi drivers :(

  • Funny Lol :D

  • omg he still looks up skirts... hahaha.. i thought it was funny when he did it when he was a boy.. he prolly wondered what that was under their.. HAHA

  • omg he still looks up skirts... hahaha.. i thought it was funny when he did it when he was a boy.. he prolly wondered what that was under their.. HAHA

  • "Hey you brake that you pay for it!"

    "I'm sorry, I just really enjoy smashing glass with my face."

  • "uh-oh, you fell.." lol

    Hanks + Candy = Hilarity!

    RIP John Candy

  • You rock! thanks for uploading this classic!

  • thnks friend this movie is the most beautiful, i hope see more of this movie

  • oh my gosh! daryl plays in here!

  • haha! i like how he STILL drops things so he can look under girls skirts! funny and really wrong at the same time lol!

  • John Candy was the best

  • do you have the ''splash 2'' i know this movie has a sequel but played by different actors, anyways i love the sequel too

  • There is a Sequel? what is it this time?

  • the sequel, its called ''splash 2'' i dont think it was shown in the cinema.. only on disney channel, but daryl hannah didnt play madison in the sequel, its a different girl.

  • oh um...but it's the same Madison Character right? in the movie I mean...

  • yep , its the same character, as far as i rmeber, they came back to live in the land, and theyre trying to fit in and stuff, it was good too.Try to search for ''Splash 2'' scenes, im sure they have here.

  • The clips for ''Splash 2'' is very rare though, it wasnt as popular as the original

  • The actress was Amy Yasbeck from the tv show wings

  • oh ok

  • try splash too, not just splash 2

  • did he say he wants to see his kid play a tooth in a school play?

    if so that is the most hilarious line i have ever heard in a film

  • yup he definately said tooth. Lol funny! :)

  • Got to love John Candy.

  • So many hilarious moments in this part of the movie. Freddie once again trying to lokk under and up women's own skirts. Like I said: That is just plain wrong!

  • i love this movie! i used to watch this all the time..such good memories :D

  • wohoooooooo

  • I thank you from the bottom of my heart! Thank you again and again!!!!

  • wooooooo love dis film i remember this i love it =D

  • I cant even give her my love...lol

  • lol :"You have enough money ? yeah ! Can I have some, then ?"

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