I don't get it. Gabe's a respectable person. He is working at a cool videogame company and was before working at microsoft. He never was a crazy terrorist
That's why NOBODY should joke about his weight. When EP3 is out, it will have been worth the weig- uh wait. And thanks to this, EP3 won't let us wait a hundred of years.
But you have to look at the positives of making Episode 3! Half Life rumors are alive, your other games are complete, you have the gamers' number one character running- *BOOM*
that's right, gabe was injured in his sleep, the investigaters say the flab of his stomach went down his throat. He was internally injured but not DEAD! He was slowly dying in his last words he told his second in command numbers, it was the code to his safe hidden in the back of his fridge which contained HL2 EP3, BUT HE DIED RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST NUMBER! He said ..."1-2-2.2-2.22-... It's is unknow the last number
@FredRebelGroup OH MY GOD WHATSOEVER WILL I DO YOUTUBE COMMENTS IS MY MAIN SOURCE OF NEWS SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A RUMOUR THAT WILL SPREAD OH NO WHY SO GOOD AT TROLLING :(
Thus Ultor was changed into a Game Developing Company named Valve Software, and Gabe began doing fat things all day. Like eating chips and not releasing episode 3.
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Tistopeoos 1 day ago
This is what happens everytime Gabe walks past EA's offices
LewisW97 2 days ago
Music Name?
LaughJester9000 3 days ago
Damn it Gabe, quit screwin' around and make episode 3.
TheStewpidGenius 3 days ago
Saints Row 2
djmontel696 6 days ago
lol where are these clips from
LoganBoiProductionz 6 days ago
Yea i'm not surprised at 1:13 that he would drop a tf2 crate on some dude's leg.
csb04d 1 week ago
Which version of Grabbag is this?
MrUrsudude 1 week ago
duke nukem forever theme music
digigl21 1 week ago
Gabe is worth $1billion dollars. Holy shit.
CaptainRidley 1 week ago
2:02
Gabe: Saints??? Saints row??? Half life 2 rocks that, SCREW YOU TRAITOR OF THQ!
lonnekesstudio 2 weeks ago
Hes like a fat Bill Gates
ezekgta4fan 2 weeks ago
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deadguy718 2 weeks ago
typical day of Gabe Newell
vadikboss3 2 weeks ago
Gaben answers his hatemail.
MorshuLimitedEdition 2 weeks ago
did anybody else notice that the song is duke nukem
seenaman96 2 weeks ago
Gabe smash!!!!
jimkos132 2 weeks ago
graphics fail car dind get smashed when gabe fall on it :P
jimkos132 2 weeks ago
what he will do if he doesn't get his KFC
a0001521 2 weeks ago
Well-coordinated and heavily practiced Reddit team beaten by a
rag-tag group of /v/irgins run by a furry tripfag and a BR with 140 ping
Itachi21x 2 weeks ago 9
>as seen on gaming.reddit
>gaming.reddit
>reddit
Episode 3 is dead thanks to you fucking hipsters!
MitchZer0II 3 weeks ago
@MitchZer0II >reddit
>hipsters
Wtf am I reading?
Zoran54321 3 weeks ago
0:20
Carlos = TF2 licence
ClemiHW 3 weeks ago 2
CE > All
PoachedTurkey 3 weeks ago
WORTH THE WEIGHR
PureCoasters 1 month ago
I don't get it. Gabe's a respectable person. He is working at a cool videogame company and was before working at microsoft. He never was a crazy terrorist
nikopoulet 1 month ago
@nikopoulet its an monument to his awsome
SuperWing0 3 weeks ago
1:15 Nathan Drake ??
GerikRus 1 month ago
sup reddit /watch?v=_FKuPPiF5SU
Arnes111 1 month ago
Saints row 2 ftw
megaman6974 1 month ago
why the fuck is reddit here? lol
Dividyneh 1 month ago
This is wrong. Why SR2. should've done it with HL2, But used a custom skin for gordon.
JKHALIN 1 month ago
That's why NOBODY should joke about his weight. When EP3 is out, it will have been worth the weig- uh wait. And thanks to this, EP3 won't let us wait a hundred of years.
Bluedino549 1 month ago
Thx you reduced hl2 episode 3 waiting time of 1 year
yannmen 1 month ago
gabe in the beginning is wearing an aperture science jumpsuit :D
IcyFreshHALO 1 month ago
0:20 HL2 fan
1dem4ev1 1 month ago
He only becomes badass when he completes Episode 3.
onlycicala 1 month ago
'So what do we do now?'
'This is our city. We do whatever the fuck we want'
*delays episode 3*
videogamenostalgia 1 month ago 50
@videogamenostalgia u r a faget
MrDankMango 2 weeks ago
Meanwhile in Valve
BLOODTKC 1 month ago
At 1:21 from the top it looks like dr mossman
Briggsman1000 1 month ago
I want this fucking game :P
gmodmagic 1 month ago
this happens to everyone saying he's fat
xXXrayzerXXx 1 month ago
1:56 EA/Origin
FrosChannel 1 month ago
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fuck off reddit you faggots
gabe is /v/s and will always be /v/s
haunter600 1 month ago 96
@haunter600 When are internet people gonna learn to share?
deadguy718 1 month ago
@deadguy718 Learn to share? Reddit stealing shit from 4chan and claiming it as their own is not "sharing".
haunter600 1 month ago
@haunter600
>Implying you dislike reddit.
No, srsly: Reddit is a place for faggots. What did you expect?
FifinatorKlon 1 month ago
@FifinatorKlon Wait what? what are you saying? That i like reddit, or are you agreeing that reddit is for faggots?
haunter600 1 month ago
@haunter600 Agreeing that it is for faggots.
FifinatorKlon 1 month ago
Half Life: The Third
LaughJester9000 1 month ago
they should do a new one with saints 3 where he is in power
rabidm0ng0se 1 month ago
best vid ever lol
rabidm0ng0se 1 month ago
Duke Newell
Ribgf 1 month ago
Gabe destroys Nintendo at 1:06
Tolmekian 1 month ago
LMAO !
IT'S GABE F~CKING NEWEL !
1Adr1an6 1 month ago
FAKE, If that was actually Gabe Newell he would have fell through the floor when he landed on the building
eskimodude812 1 month ago
@eskimodude812 the fat is just a disguise, man! he's really a superhero... duh..
seagoonproductions 1 month ago
So what do we do?
Delay
BadskillsVengance 1 month ago
Legit documentary of how Valve was made.
MrDarkHatman 1 month ago
This should be a real movie.
Scarfy397 1 month ago
Everyone who died in this video questioned episode 3's release date.
MrAndrewSossaman 1 month ago
Gabe is defending Half-Life 3 from thugs
ThePlataformer 1 month ago
this is why episode 3 hasn't been released yet. He's too busy saving the world
DrDeso1 1 month ago
NIce use of Saints Row as a animation montage. You must have had a hard time making him look right.
ZHX1138 1 month ago
@ 1:57
But you have to look at the positives of making Episode 3! Half Life rumors are alive, your other games are complete, you have the gamers' number one character running- *BOOM*
@ 2:20
I'm not making that game.
KarikoEmpire34 1 month ago
this is why he dont realese the ep 3...
enriquevrquiroga 2 months ago
Gabe newell kick the creator of final combat :DDD
SuperGman213 2 months ago
1:14 here have another useless crate
RAVer2036 2 months ago
lol gabe newell dropped the orange box on a lady
bloxxman978 2 months ago
Gabe Newell,LIKE A BOSS
SuperGman213 2 months ago
hhhaahhahaah 2:36 listen closley i thought those were his foot steps and in my mid im all like "FATASS"
BlackOpsHax76 2 months ago
Pretty accurate
RealGabeNewell 2 months ago
duke FTW
bradchikenheart2 2 months ago
WE R LEGUN WE NO FIRGIV WE N O FORGIT XD XD
zwut1 2 months ago
So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A steam knight.
TheChickenDeity 2 months ago
Awesome... Until Gabe opened his mouth
SensiblePrincipal 2 months ago
I demand another Gabe Newell: Rise to Power using Saints Row the Third!
gorillazfan3 2 months ago 13
@gorillazfan3 Gabe's Row The Third, The Only Valve game that will ever have a 3 in it
XKingaminX 2 months ago
o7 Gabe Newell rip
DrJake981 2 months ago
Gabe Newell deserves his own movie starring Gabe Newell.
Kamehamayhem 2 months ago
1:56 Gabe vs Kotick
Ruostenyrkki 2 months ago
gabe newell isn't dead...
ThatLiberalGamer 2 months ago 2
FALCONBK Y U NO SEQUEL!?
SagesOfL33T 2 months ago
Whenever you sell virtual hats, you do piss some people off.
Griffx52 2 months ago
WOW I thought you guys were saying he was seriously dead and I almost started crying.
huntman1412 2 months ago 44
Why is everyone saying he died?
mariobroz27 2 months ago
@mariobroz27 I'm pretty sure it was his birthday a week ago.
ShulzGB 2 months ago
Gabe Newell died for your sins
lazercatFTW 2 months ago
R.I.P episode 3, 2011-2011
XXCaptainXFalconXX 2 months ago
Fuck whoever started dead troll about him... he's genius and stop bulling!
IGMSItoX 2 months ago 4
He use his valve money to buy the magazine of that pistol.
Kamekameha56 2 months ago
He's not fucking dead. Are you really gonna believe some fucking youtube COMMENT? fucking idiots.
UpsSyndrome 2 months ago
Oh, woah i just searched after "Gabe Newell ADHD" and i found this.
Rottweilerzs 2 months ago
Gaben has 39 YouTube accounts.
sebym94 2 months ago
Gabe is not dead... He's in the grid.
PRocker320 2 months ago
Hes not dead you fools. You foolish fools, you.
seriousbees 2 months ago
Gaben is alive. Blind as a bat perhaps. Dead? Nope.
Willindor 2 months ago
0:20=Robin Walker?
pocketlint60 2 months ago
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pocketlint60 2 months ago
he is alive you tards, if he was dead the wiki would said it.
BRBSHUTUPNOOB 2 months ago
that's right, gabe was injured in his sleep, the investigaters say the flab of his stomach went down his throat. He was internally injured but not DEAD! He was slowly dying in his last words he told his second in command numbers, it was the code to his safe hidden in the back of his fridge which contained HL2 EP3, BUT HE DIED RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST NUMBER! He said ..."1-2-2.2-2.22-... It's is unknow the last number
111urnotme 2 months ago
hurrr durrr anonymuss is legian doubble troll'd epic raid
GlowstickBro 2 months ago
Trolls
Trolls everywhere
kea919306 2 months ago 22
The hell is this RIP bullshit? He's very much alive.
Mkilbride2599 2 months ago
gabe newell is not dead check wikipedia
Info255 3 months ago
Who the hell is gabe newell >:( nvm dont answer i dont care
MilkeyCocoa 3 months ago
RIP.
McGono 3 months ago
RIP Gabe, you will always be remembered
layzardbone 3 months ago 3
RIP
suzuki15 3 months ago 2
RIP you will be missed.
IoNiicDesigns 3 months ago 3
R.I.P that's all I can say...
PGKstudio 3 months ago 3
RIP Gabe, Truly a legend never to be forgotten...
ReallyCreamy 3 months ago 2
I can't fucking believe it.
RIP Gabe..
DRJT0794 3 months ago 2
R.I.P Gabe Newell 1962-2011
OurFadedMemories 3 months ago 3
Rest In piece, sweet prince. I hope it was worth the weight.
Xuraarius 3 months ago
R.I.P abe, we loved you
jajayes 3 months ago 2
Good night sweet prince.
Rest in peace, mate.
538David538 3 months ago 3
RIP Gabe
ryanhall19951 3 months ago 3
No way, Gabe Newell is dead... :'( RIP 1962-2011
AustinSHend 3 months ago 4
He went out doing what he loved
R.I.P Gabe Newell.
TheJammiieee 3 months ago 3
Gabe Newell, I'll miss you. You were great.
TheArmogohma 3 months ago 15
R.I.P. Gabe. You'll be missed
TheIcetea1234 3 months ago 3
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I can't believe he's gone. A game genius. We'll mis you Gabe, R.I.P
FredRebelGroup 3 months ago 21
@FredRebelGroup That's good :D You have some stile boy ;-)
AnimusPipboy 2 months ago
@FredRebelGroup Gabe Newell isnt dead. Where did you get this from?
DarrelMovie 2 months ago
@DarrelMovie they're trolling dont listen
111urnotme 2 months ago
@FredRebelGroup
another /v/ raid? cmon...
dannyblanki 2 months ago
@FredRebelGroup OH MY GOD WHATSOEVER WILL I DO YOUTUBE COMMENTS IS MY MAIN SOURCE OF NEWS SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A RUMOUR THAT WILL SPREAD OH NO WHY SO GOOD AT TROLLING :(
Lordofcookiejars 2 months ago
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R.I.P Gabe Newell: 1962-2011.
Grawpify 3 months ago 21
@Grawpify how do u know gabe newell is dead? can u send me a link to a news article u read or sumthing?
stevenwall2010 3 months ago
@Grawpify He is not dead it a april joke...
axelmixer2 3 months ago
@Grawpify what gabe is dead WTF ??????
01FNG 2 months ago
@01FNG Hes not,its some dumbass trolls!lols Gabe is alive and well and still makes kick ass games!:D
spidervovan 2 months ago
@Grawpify Why RIP?
wolttere 2 months ago
@Grawpify is he actually dead ?
Gaming23Xbox 2 months ago
@Grawpify really? can i get more info? about his dead?
PwnedPaul 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@Grawpify while this video was uploaded in 2010
Boralzino 2 months ago
@Grawpify Wh-wh-what?
joemanYT 2 months ago
@Grawpify 4chan?
epicnidhogg 2 months ago
@Grawpify He's Dead?
BloxinPwners 2 months ago
@BloxinPwners No he is not dead they are trolling
xXEkrocksXx 2 months ago
2:04 uh no
darthbomb 3 months ago
SUBJECT: GABE NEWELL
STATUS: NOT MAKING EPISODE 3
AWAITING SANDVICH
deadguy718 3 months ago
WOW, guys it took the people who make halo 5 years to come out with halo 4..... and they are all skinny
heebedee 3 months ago
+ A MILLION OF DUKE NUKEM THEME.
dagoncrowgg 3 months ago
What was the theme in the background? I remember it...
Duke...
Nukem?
ChaosSolider1 3 months ago
What? All of that and he's still fat?
ImmaUlquiorraCifer 3 months ago
0:20 to 0:27 is Episode 3.
Beriorn 3 months ago
Everyone: MAKE HALF LIFE EPISODE 3
Gaben: NEVER!
RoflCopterClan 3 months ago
hey, it's just me
*points gun*
Gabe Newell.
Shadario777 3 months ago
Saints = Valve
Every other faction = EA
marvelswe 3 months ago
"So... what do we do now?"
-helicopter flies off into the sunset-
"gaben"
ZeroZiat 3 months ago
WHERE IS GABE NEWELL: THE FALL OF GABE NEWELL USING SAINTS ROW 3
IT MUST BE DONE
rb6elite 3 months ago
Hey Falcon, are you going to do a version for Saints Row 3 ?
ReconUnitZero 3 months ago
Thus Ultor was changed into a Game Developing Company named Valve Software, and Gabe began doing fat things all day. Like eating chips and not releasing episode 3.
1PlayerD 3 months ago
Ohhh it's saints row 2 I thought it was episode 3 for a second.
Turbanator44568 3 months ago
HOW DID I EVEN FIND THIS
WinterDuck 3 months ago
No, No! NO!
This is all wrong!
How could a helicopter manage to carry Gabe's weight?!
AkuYokai 3 months ago 3
@AkuYokai didnt you see it crash? lol
JamieMadrox195 3 months ago
gave must fight with the guy that hack the forums
david98xd 3 months ago
I commend you for playing the entire game as gabe newell for (i assume) the making of this video.
benjamminlaner 3 months ago
he didnt release episode 3 becouse he has to kick all the gangs out of still water to bad it doesnt exist
thecrist565 3 months ago
The song is "Duke Nukem" by Megadeth.
piMATRE 3 months ago
@piMATRE Are you an idiot?
nollix 3 months ago
@nollix Nope, what of it?
piMATRE 3 months ago
Gabe Newell to the max.
Whyamibzsdmh 3 months ago
Needs a link to the duke nukem theme remix in the description.
RedZTag 3 months ago
Oh god. He comes back to kill the ones who made fun of him. Quick! hide guys!
CameraStudios550 3 months ago
Wakes up in orange jumpsuit with no memories of previous events- INSPIRED TO MAKE PORTAL.
Godzilla1704 3 months ago
1:27, i think the car would be smashed into pieces
Kefir96 3 months ago
FAKE AT THE END: nothing can lift Gabe Newell
111urnotme 3 months ago
Isn't 'ULTOR' the company from Red Faction?
nikoharr 3 months ago
@nikoharr Yup. Saints Row and Red Faction are the same universe. If you go into the museum, you can see some of the Ultor mars machines on display.
boganfett 3 months ago
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nikoharr 3 months ago