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  • Borat :Can you buy anti tank gun for self defence? Real man: You can. Borat: Good. Real man: In texas. Borat: Good

  • Ten years after "The Big Bang Theory" Howard still is a real man.

  • "You can....In Texas".

    *Walks away like a macho man*

  • I love america. " I live to shoot guns and go to the topless club" omg... lol

  • Haha, could example that American gun fanatics are not much different from people in third world countries that want to feel strong and get a gun. Dont get me wrong, it can be fun to shoot, but you need to get the guns off the streets.

  • Man, I wanted them to give him a gun.

  • crazy fuckers lol

  • Im from LA living in Canada, now I wanna go to Texas.

  • Hell Yah, Texas

  • I wanna move to Texas now

  • WAWAWEEWA HIGH FIVE!! 

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  • gun guy: "Im gunna kick your ass Osama..........hang on...*clicks safety*

  • OF COURSE THEY USE OSAMA

  • @anythingfunnyful I guess a few of you might want to use Obama instead ?

  • @adamra187 Sadly a lot think that...

  • I wanna be in a gun club!

  • AHAAA only in the USA

  • can u buy anti-tank gun for self defense

    you can....

    good

    in texas

    LOL

  • this guy is a fucking psycho lmao "yea it probably would be fun" WTF

  • @lionnn1233 whyyyyyyyyyyyy nooooooooooooooooot?

  • gun for self defence hahahahha

  • Where does Cohen find these pigs?

  • anti tank gun for self defense? you can *WHAT!*, in texas *oh right*

  • @longlivestalin1 Texas is insane.

  • Myyy wordddd! that little dude was pretty funny too.

  • "Can you buy anit-tank gun for self defense?"

    "Yes, but only in Texas"

    ROFLMAO!!!

  • ohhhhhhhhh my wooooooooord!

  • Can you buy anti-tank gun for self defense?

    LMFAO

  • @jfarzadkish Lol, it would have to be Texas!

  • ahhh check out the little man with guns lol

    bet he was bullied in school and now he feels like a "real man" shooting targets

  • @hixxy9241 Ahaha, you're so right!

  • i'm going too texas lol

    

  • oh my gaaad lol!

  • wowawiwa

  • i like Ken ehehe

  • WAWAWEEWA! lmao!

  • Ugh. I'm ashamed to be an American right now.

  • @merocket Dont feel so bad.

  • @merocket Thats because you either have a pussy or are a pussy.

  • @chopstick223 I'd rather have/be a "pussy" than lack a brain.

  • You can...... In Texas

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  • @MrSanantonio79 that was awesome ehehe You can.....in Texas eheh

  • @MrSanantonio79 and: "that`s the craziest thing i ever heard...i like it" :)

  • 1.53 he missed with every shot

  • @Evilacidfunker

    i dont think so

  • anti tank gun for self defense FTW!

  • @debelabibica It's just incase the criminals try to rob you in a BTR.

  • hey you're missing the G.Bush face in a pic here...where is it?

  • I wish Borat didn't encourage this pathetic retards habits shoting and watching porn

  • @CaptainShookie He's being ironic.

  • Anti-tank gun for self defence? What fucking burglars are going to attack your house with a tank?!

  • @PktMma well equipped burglars

  • The red neck shooter must be blind.

  • YOU CAN!....IN TEXAS!

  • @TheNohugs Hell yeah! :)

  • It's funny how Sacha falls out of character and flinches when Ken shoots the machine gun! Lol

  • @ung427 he does not!!!that IS what his caracter DOES!!!

  • Can you buy anti-tank gun for self defence ?

    You can, in Texas...

    lol

  • Stupid hick, Osama is just an actor

  • @xXTrueSShotX Obviously a very good one.

  • The "real man" every shot. Maybe next time he should try ejaculation on his mormon wife?

  • hahahaha

  • yes, it probally would be fun

    sadly i agree with that.

  • "...Yes, it probably would be fun."

  • texas gun laws rule

  • @bamboneski

    hows thats so?

  • @MrChannel5news who the fuck are you

  • @bamboneski

    Dude dont be mad because you make 5 dollars an hour, all i was asking was what are the texas gun laws?

  • @MrChannel5news you know everything...except texas gun law loopholes i guess. youre obviously an immature kid . go run you cocksucker to someone whos impressed . faggot

  • @bamboneski

    wtf dude?? i was just asking you what were the texas gun laws. Dont be mad because you make 5 dollars an hour bro

  • @bamboneski You only make $5 an hour? You should go back to school and learn a trade.

  • YOU CAN... in texas hahah!

  • wowoweewow

  • deep in the heart of Texas

  • you can do what in Texas?

    

  • "You can.....in Texas" lmao

  • 800 rounds per minute and not one seemed to hit Osama

  • @theomer1 osama is dead

  • "... But yes, it probably would be fun."

  • is it me or does he look like Wollowitz from the Big bang theory?

  • @afurrypanda He does lol

  • @afurrypanda Yeah, he does look like Wollowitz . So many jews, HIGH FIVE !

  • HIGH 5!

  • I can fap to this.

  • You can... in Texas.

  • @DrQmal

     YOU CANT...IN KNOXVILLE

  • for some reason...i hate videos that dont have top comments

  • WOWAWEEWA

  • thats right in tx hell yeah 

  • borat: can you buy anti-tank gun for self defence??

    guy: yes you can.

    borat: good

    guy: In Texas.

    borat: good *shakes head yes*

    LOLOLOL

  • Borat found a kindred spirit lol.

  • You can.........in Texas

  • wa wa wee wa :P

  • i bet that guy has a lil dick haha

  • @gooodwoood agreed

  • @verradonairun

    I aree with you 110 percent. Also if being gay is ok, why arnt their any homosexual animals. And why would God make you born gay if it's a sin

  • @MrPwnd123 There are many species of animals that are have homosexual groups, especially mammals. It's not a 'sin', if two consenting adults want to spend their lives together, it's fine. This is the 21st century, I think we can all get over our fear of cooties and just grow up a little.

  • This gives such a terrible and worrying insight into American mentality - how representative is this man of americans generally?

  • You can buy an anti tank gun in Texas? yet weed and homosexuality is a big no no? wow, clever bunch you all are.

  • @afurrypanda That was a joke. You probably can't buy an AT gun in Texas (without special licenses that a civilian can't get). Besides, it would take a room full of idiots to legalize homosexuality.

  • @Verradonairun why would it take a room full of idiots to legalize homosexuality?

  • @afurrypanda

    Dear furry panda:

    Homosexuality shouldn't be legal - in fact it should be persecuted - Because it damages population growth severely, spreads diseases and is highly unnatural.

    I'm not really the religious type, but would the argument of God creating "Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" help tip the scales in my favor?

    You may think I'm a bad person - Maybe I am - but haven't you ever considered the correlation between morality and expediency throughout history? One cannot ignore it...

  • @Verradonairun you claim not to be religious yet you use the bible as a source for your arguement? right.. doesn't the bible also say to stone people who put two different vegetables into the same field? Spreads diseases? so you don't think mixed sexes do not always cause diseases? as for being a bad person I don't think you are, just a bit uneducated. As for being persecuted, that is quite sick in my opinion, love is love, regardless of gender.

  • @afurrypanda I didn't use the bible as an argument. I used the story of adam and eve as a metaphor to underline the fact that there are 2 genders. Surely this serves a purpose.

    I might be "uneducated" as you claim but I do know that nothing will come of a discussion where none of the parties involved are interested in a compromise. I shouldn't have started this conversation. Feel free to believe whatever you want.

  • Texas is a shithole, and most of you gun loving americans are a bunch of morons.. the guy in the video didnt even hit the target.. i love guns but that guy is pathetic.. nothin more than a scrawney cunt.

  • @PigeonFeeder08 only liberal cities in tezxas are shitholes and whats wrong with owning guns

  • @luis545x39 I never said there was anything wrong with owning guns, I love guns, but I hate people who think they're badman material just coz they own guns.. especially when they talk all hard and cant even handle the guns properly.

  • @PigeonFeeder08 yeah i hate those kinda people to

  • God Bless Texas!

  • i guess we know who DIDNT kill osama.....

  • that american dude is sick

  • where can I buy stinger for self-defense???

  • how come that other guy at 1:41 has an M203?

  • @mechislander haha - I missed that.  Good Catch. I miss my M203 40mm gernade launcher. Good times.

  • WA WA WEE WA

  • U feel alive when you ''SHOOT'' vote if u understand what i am saying

  • he missed the target

  • WOW WOW WEE WAH...you are real man..high five!

  • "can you buy an anti-tank missile for self defense" "you can... in texas"

  • 1:33 the amount of times I've heard a door make those exact noises...

  • I agree, it's a good thing to have anti-tank for self-defense.

  • For all the pepole that think he missed the target , u are stupid ! Pay attention to the target not the background rubber scraps.

    That gun is verry accurate , and the guy did well. He was just hyper and forgot to take off the safety.

  • How can an american citizens be able to defend himself with a machine gun, when a man from a gun club can't hit the target.

  • Can you buy anti tank gun for self defence? yea.....in texas! ahahahahaha

  • There is probably no good reason why not.. lolwut?

  • RIP Osama.

    haha.

    

  • Wa Wa Wee Wa.

  • @joe6041887 i see what your saying, but also, he is mocking Kazakstan and many other places. I think he is just poking fun at all places all over the place. I watch this movie in the respect that he is just poking fun rather than too seriously.

  • 0:16 Look its howard from The Big Bang Theory :D

  • Guy in the green shirt is a beast. xD

  • i am real man. you youtube people have gun? for me? i am practice shooting for television... Please tell me if i am good shooter in my video... you must click my name. though

  • At what point in time would you have to ever defend yourself from a freaking tank?!

  • @RichT519 you clearly havnt been to texas

  • a long time ago a marine went nuts and stole a tank and drove around the city smashing things up haha but thats the only time i knew. i cant see another country setting up a parameter with tanks anywhere here

  • @RichT519 devil's advocate... How much do you know about Tienanmen Square?

  • "can you buy uhh... anti tank gun for self defense? yeah.... but only in texas"

  • he missed both times. what a fucking violence loving man. i bet he is no better than osama

  • You can buy anti-tank guns in america?!

  • @HRHooChicken yup

  • i cant tell from here, but did that guy miss on shooting osama?

  • Invading the US must be impossible

  • mocking him or not that white guy is the fuckin man

  • WAAAWA WEE WA you are real man HI FIVE LOOL

  • No topless clubs for me. Just go shoot, and feast on Chinese food! It's a very nice, I like!

    Good demonstration on that MP5K!

  • In Texas. LOL

  • Wtf? I'm moving to texas for an anti tank gun.

  • this guy is trying his best to act hardcore.. quite sad. just look how he's sitting

  • wawawiwa is a goooooooooooood gun ahhahehah

  • "Borat" is really British. What does he know 'bout guns. He only ever saw them on TV!

  • "You can. In Texas".

    If I didn't live in California, I'd move to Texas. It's my 2nd favorite state hahaha

  • it would be a fun lol

  • I'm moving to texas

  • 1) put @0:00

    2) hold left cursor

    3) then press up

    wowoooweeeee I'mma playing a snake, very nice!!!

  • the more dumper than Borat are the american people who dont understand he is fake

  • @amrjosef He was fooling English people for a LOOOONG TIME before he came to America bro. Just except it for what it is worth and discard your insecurities.

  • Love the bit where the dumb yank forgets to take the safety off...

  • Can you buy a nuclear warhead for self-defense?

  • AMERICA, FUCK YEAH !

  • Is that a HK MP5 the redneck is shooting @ the end?

  • @416RIZZLE416 i believe it is a UMP45

  • don't mess with TEXAS

  • 1:39 LOL a grenade launcher at a indoor gun club O.o Welcome to America!

  • the final second shows sascha's oppinion about the machinegun guy in his expression lol

    seriously, what's up with this guy!?

  • 1:41 guy on left has NOOB TUBE!!

  • @BogMonkey53 Actually, over here, the rate of muggings is ONE THIRD it is in the UK per capita, that's because of all the guns in the hands of honest people...make a law to disarm and you disarm the law-abiding.

  • @BogMonkey53 yes

    

  • haha what a dick that guy is...there is only 2 things to remember take off the safety and pull the trigger..i guess he needs a better club

  • 2:08

    "Can you buy Anti Tank gun for self defense"

    "Yes you can in Texas"

    ROFL WTF

  • He isn't Borat

    Look how he's talking, no this is an imitator