The Pooter Episode 47 Farting at Michael's Arts and Crafts

[robjacksontop]

Jack never goes into any churches for some fun. I want to see him in a confession booth and ripping a few toots in the name of the lord.

[mhd112211]

at 0:47 the lady thought someone is calling her name! XD

[mhd112211]

Why do kids never laugh?!?!?!?

[IndigoTemptress]

I wish he could do one on Valentines Day

[pinacolada401]

why do they look at the mans butt after they hear the noise????

[jmb524]

The first lady is priceless!!

[GBDeadnation]

@0.55 perfect pooter timing

[t3rd]

"is that you tootin' ?" made me fall on my face laughing

[Metalunited101]

I just ordered mine earlier this morning! I can't wait to get it and try this! How long does it take for it to arrive?

[MasonTrance]

At 0.54 when the women bends over, checks herself and says "it wasn't me, was it ? Surely you would know if you farted or not especially being that loud. LOL

[l00seg00tyh0les]

Michael's Farts and Shats

[horwyz]

1:30: ....farty guy..." XD

[letitbeknown840]

lol the lady checks herself @ 0:56

[Ressentimentify]

LOL, the lady's face at the start omg.. looked like she stepped in shit

[Th3PrankBros]

best of all michaels Farts and Craps

[tubefu87]

That wasn't me was it? EPIC. LMFAO!

[SnappyPenguins]

Look at young Jack! :O

[Allstarweekendfan339]

Jacks farts and crafts



[1235allison]

Jack you should do more elevator farts



[uKePlAyErEmIlY]

1:20 "is tht u toot'n" lol

[goldeyes1235]

O.o That wasnt me... was it? *checks butt*

[Steve10578]

0:52 - Lady cannot tell when she farts.

[blackforest995]

0:47 was so great!

[flaxonx3]

Fancy farting on Angela Lansbury at the beginning.

[cienglad]

00:53 xaaxaxax That wasnt me, was it? axaxax

[TheRsgizzer]

he farted on mrs marple.

[yuyu4848]

This is it! The one with the old lady who's like, "Was that me?" xD My favorite reaction evar

[bbeard396]

1:35 Take that

[RadMadMike]

Jack's face at 1:05 is funny

[DellerName]

Theres a bunch of old ladies at Michaels

[XxXTHUNDERBASSXxX]

thats what i would use if i still went to school XD

[Sonata0610]

I like A.C Moore Arts and Crafts better.

[suprkid2003]

Thats disgusting and funny at the same time

[motn2017]

it should be called: michael's arts and farts!!

[UnLuckyCharmz131]

Noone ever says "excuse you" just a look

[kariskarebear]

0:12 look at her face expression! :D

[adam31957]

everything is over priced

[adam31957]

that store is a RIP OFF!

[flatulatingmarmoset]

"That wasn't me, was it?" Epic.

[pinkvines]

"Is that you tootin'"..lmao.

[jamemarsh]

The last one is special

[97rwjlover]

I love how sometimes he gets real close to them and farts. It's soooo freaking funny!

[retinchet]

Should be renamed to Micheal's 'Farts' and Crafts.

[MissAllyKat3]

God I love your vids Jack. If you ever come to Aus I'd do a pooter ep with you ! haha. I watched this video in a quiet room, my dog was sleeping on my lap, you should have seen her jump on the first poot. XD

[DustinAndNatasha]

Kids never care to look at you as if you are the one who done it.

[samRS100]

may be sometime you give them a real one....

[CherryFrog321]

Haha this episode is awesome. :) Especially with all the older ladies lol. You should do a pooter episode in a fabric store like Jo Ann's sometime...that would be funny! There would probably be a lot of older ladies there and you'd get some good reactions.

[Lulzerbot]

lol the fatass woman @ 1:25 is a bitch.

If my ass was as fat as hers I wouldn't be making comments like that about other people. She should shove that paper towel down her throat to block out food & spewing out shit.

[kouzzzz1]

At 0:54.....LMAO

[PointblankThe]

"Is that you tootin?" rofl..

[RaraShaw]

I love how the first granny throws up her hand to counteract or block the fart !!

[ZahMihn]

press 1,2 and 5

[N8mont4]

look at all the old people

[ImabananaCP]

LOL AT 1:15 I WAS SIPPING MY WATER AND THE DEEP FART MADE ME SPIT MY WATER ALL ON THE SCREEN LOL THUMBS UP IF U DID TO

[knoxklay11]

i wish id be at my michaels and having jack vale's beautiful colon evacuations interupt the quiet atmosphere with simon and garfunkel lightly playing in the ancient speakers in the store.

[Dszado]

Michael's Farts and Crafts

[JADUkillerz]

lol....y always prank oldwoman...hahaha

[greatspeler]

1:23...that little girl was on to your scheme, mister.

[pimpyourhideontube]

@greatspeler Yep! I noticed the first two were giggled at and that third eye balling was a bit of curiousity and stink eye :)

[tennismanclay07]

Thumbs up if you have been watching his videos for over an hour like I have.

[Ottisify]

Jack seriously you almost only do the pooter stuff it was fun the 3 1st times now its just fucking booooooring

[emilyydx]

my fave part is when hes farting.

[329kay]

u shud do one long on that is like 1 min long!!!! that wud be soooo funny!!!

[mgirardin1]

"Is that you tootin'?" LMAO

[Tonydundem1]

that old lady is ugly ass hell in the first part

[lesbian3way1]

tht lil girl in da blue iz hot az shit

[SchuCrew69]

@lesbian3way1 your going to hell 

[Thomasnigga]

@lesbian3way1 she's pretty.... 'hot' is not a term u use for someone at her age....

[browning2773]

if i were you id be embarrassed :/ ur brave (and extremely funny) for doing something like that :3 i cracked up at this

[pinkydoesthis]

That Wasnt Me , Was It ?

[bleedinggoths]

Do we have a paper towel and just blot it on

[MrFatBasturd]

that wasn't me was it?? ROFL

[graceee11]

1:00 AHAHAHAHAH!!!

[scottieln0923]

How the hell do you keep a straight face?

[ToontownClankerz]

I watched this video and farted.

[SuperBigDAWG94]

that wasnt me, was it. lmao

[MoosicandCritters]

"Is that you tootin'? ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

[JenellSchutz]

0:52 !! Hahah it wasnt me ! hahha

[tandhdonahoo]

its his straight facial expression that gets you

[kaldnm80]

lmao @ :58.... the old guy thought that he sharted so he checks his pants

[demon0497]

sounds like a grampa when he bends over

[33pixter33]

how loud is the pooter without the mic?

[fivestairsteps]

That lady said "tootin', how does he keep a staright face, Jack Vale is my new hero.

[bleedinggoths]

do we have a paper towel and just blot it on.

[TheBlacksheep2020]

so funny she thought she did it!! and the first womens face was hilarious!!!

[ArchangelDRMRS]

this was hilarious, the old lady thought it was her! I lmao!

[bleedinggoths]

This has to be your funniest best pooter video ever! Ive seen all the pooter vids so far, and this has the funniest poot Ive ever heard! Its at 1:15! the deepest poots are the funniest. I prolly looped this vid like 10 times!

[ForeverFreeride]

@bleedinggoths Yeah man my thoughts exactly!!!! The deeper the dirtier I always say. They just sound so thick you know? "That wasn't me was it" was the fuckin' best!!!! I do like the one where his son's doin' it sayin' shit like "victory is mine" too though. Can't remember what # it is.

[atheismo]

@bleedinggoths

I abso-poot-ingly agree with that! The low toned one's have the most juice. Yummy!

[dimples181000]

funny as hell!

[JasonJForrest]

0:56 that person felt their ass! ha ha ha 

[Balo996]

subtitkes in spanish plz xD

[CherryFrog321]

LOL. You should do more pooter videos in places like this where it seems like 90% of their customers are old ladies. Haha, I just love to see their reactions.

[seatfood09]

LMFAO is that you tootin

[raygoforth27]

she called it "TOOTIN"

[GTAsak]

i was useing the pooterin a elavator

[Goatchunk]

lol i used mine in walmart the other day... walked up to this old man and acted like i was looking at the product in the aisle, then of coarse pooted. He got so pissed off at me he said god damn, jesus! that is so innapropritate! keep it in your fucking pants! wtf does keep it in your pants mean when your farting?!!?!? then i farted again, and he said ur so funny, we got a fucken comedian here! prick...

[NickySpikesTV]

u gotta do 1 in an elevator!! lol

[kramms1234]

OMFG "Is that you tootin?" im up late and im spose to be quiet cuz there are people sleeping but i cant hold my laughter in, i cant even keep it quiet

[YoutuJ3eJ3lows]

How can he not be cracking up?! I'D BE LAUGHING MY STOMACH OUT! XD

[courkycourtney14]

The old people in this video make it sooooo funny lol there faces

[coolcat41697]

that little girls face was funny and did any1 notice most of the people are old ladies

[nancysnz123]

lol all you see is old people at michaels

[jhonen32629]

"That wasn't me, was it?"

lmfao

[klairdelun456]

More like Micheals "FARTS" and crafts!!!!

[rumpwrestler]

I love my pooter. I use it when in church, and only during the minister's blah blah. Everytime he says JESUS, I poot. Some people are screaming with laughter while others look pissed. "I didn't do it. My pooter did it" I tell them, then do it again.

Praise the Lord and POOOOOT!

[ElekTRO2399]

'' That wasent me , was it? '' LMFAO!!!!

[karzwell]

omfg 0:55 I cant wait to get out there in public now that my Pooter finally showed up!

lol love it

[Falcons8455]

LOL that wasnt me was it

[jmills079]

fuking great

[maurin]

0:23 she looks like a fuckin mouse

[remmajekim666]

1:39 LMFAO

[craigberkshire]

shouldnt it be

The Pooter Episode 47 Farting at Michael's FARTS and Crafts

lol

[chrisinsocalif]

HAHA the old lady at the beginning tried to block his fart with her hand! haha!

[JasonJForrest]

0:53 lmao!

[rumpwrestler]

I just got my pooter, but it doesn't work so well. I put it up my ass and couldn't even make a sound, me or the pooter. My doc just laughed, but HE couldnt' get it out. LIKE OUCH

[drunkskunk005]

Why do the old farts always looked so shocked?

[MegaBunnyTaima]

hilarious xDD

i almost died laughing

[debz12180]

i pick my ass alot thats why, once i called my friend on my cell and when she answered i put my cell right to my ass and did a banger!!!! she hung up on me didnt see the sense in humor, lol whats ur cell?? lol.

[debz12180]

how he keeps a straight face!!!!! in all this,

[debz12180]

that old battle axe thought she did it when she bent over haaaaaaaaaaa

[micheal751]

lol 1:37 hahahah!!!

[spiceboyinc]

Priceless dude!

[rumpwrestler]

I only fart when I'm in church and I just go there to fart.....good place to release gas.

[gwa56]

lmao

[debz12180]

hey!!! i do it there too, lol and walmarts just to get ahead in the line,

[patrick112590]

0:55 hilarious! great timing xD

[PimpThe478]

I fart about 40-100 times a week.

[debz12180]

got u beat i do that in a day, then when i have good healthy crap. im cooled off for few days like a volcano, then i go and eat my refine beans haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[wittyag]

Damn, that bitch told him he needs to get a paper towel and wad it up at 1:28

I guess to use as a butt plug? LMAO.

[wittyag]

Sounded like he shit himself at 1:17 rofl.

[redone00]

i've just fart now, real one,  hhhh

[kelciRomanella]

is that you tootin what a classic :)

[mr1derful112]

LEG LIFT IS FUKN CLASSIC

[mr1derful112]

1:13 DUMB GIRL U DONT NEED A PURSE

[snopbox]

LMBO! Where was this Michael's arts and crafts located? Does anybody know? One of those ladies looked like my aunt!!!

[kitty3309]

Great timing when that guy(?) bent down! XD

[Stickpivotperson]

i dont think that was a guy

[caleb8777]

yep it takes alot of courage to fart in a store infront of all those ppl. I know i couldnt do it i would run to the bathroom fart then walk out lo

l

[JOM123456]

He's not really farting.

[Ratago]

Man!! how can you keep your cool in times like that?!!! hahahahaha 0:55 Great

[al3xask8]

Is that chu tootin

[thurso1968]

"That wasn't me was it?" Huge lmao. And then the animated 1:34 "shot"! Cracking up! I wonder if Jack has a camera man or sets the camera up himself?

[BeastHandz]

I noticed that most people look at him then his butt. What are you going to discover by looking there?

[Dank951]

"Iis thaat you tootin"? Hahaha!!

[pchsalumni]

Hahaha grabs her butt, "That wasn;t me was it?" LOL

[IzzyDaMan530]

hottie chick (55) secs

[dfhdjlfh]

More like Michaels FARTS and Cafts! Am I right!?! AHAH HA! OH, ooh, ahhh....

[bittersylence1]

1:14 Is that lady wearing socks on her arms? What the fuck is that?

[TheBadBoi2009]

1:37 LOL

and that girl at 1:10 is hot

[cicakkubing08]

lol guess the girl needed to hold her breft afta 0.22

[13allerbaby]

it'd be funnier if he was wearing a hearing aide ;)

[DelDrew]

are the farts the actual fart sounds or are they dubbed in after the fact?

[snorrik1981]

He has a mic on his person that emits to the cam.

[elhioenay]

oH my GOD!! i have to pause it i cant see laughin too hard.

[KingJayavarman]

"That wasn't me, was it?" HAHAHA I NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING! Oh man I can't even see... I have tears of laughter in eyes. hahaha.

[Tracyfly09]

I couldn't breathe when that lady said "That wasn't me, was it?" Perfect timing! One of the best episodes I've seen so far!

[whatnocandy]

That lady had to ask if it was her or not that farted!!!!! That was the best!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[Montove]

THEY SHOULD DO THIS WITH A CHICK.

[Smartiejes100]

lmaoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! that wasn't me was it?

[usmansalmanakram]

at last he was so kool hahahahahahah

[alexnumber14]

that wasnt me was it? rofl so funny!

[andrewamor]

the one at :50 is soo hilarious !!

[alyson32590]

the first lady looked so disgusted hahahaha

[MrAstroZombie]

he made that old bitch believe that she pooted XD

priceless :)

[rumpwrestler]

I wonder if any one had a pooter at the last Michael Jackson funeral service. Think it would have helped give a little pleasure and comedy to the service. They probably could have used a few laughs.

[ASSMAN279]

0:54 AHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[retinchet]

Now it is Michael's Farts and Crafts.

[becker6222]

OLD FOLK

[Darkjamac04]

Was that you tootin'?

[Phr33Pur3]

How does the camera automatically move?

[VentriloServer]

its a person holding it...