Response to NOM's Gathering Storm

[MickyBeast52]

damn. Their on to us. RUN! 

[MegaScreamingbanshee]

bruh, this is just random facts. facts that arent even true! xD except for the asianity

[MapleAndAnimeCrazy]

I loled. Alot. Asianinity. Lmfao.

[touggie2000]

this video is stupid it makes no strong points

[radicaldreamer927]

@touggie2000 It was meant to be a mirror image of the NOM PSA "Gathering Storm," so of course it's going to be stupid without any strong points. But remember, it was meant to be satire and sarcasm, and it was pretty damn funny. They're making fun of anti-gay people, who are incapable of giving good reasons to prevent gay people from marrying each other.

[BlondAtULL]

This is incredible. I LOVE IT!!

[liotie]

Im asian XDDDD

[Jeetaruey]

I love this! XD

[deathorlove16]

i'm asian!!!!

[smurfboywv]

LMAO!!!!

[Anitus81]

This is brilliant!

[mrlimegreentangerine]

how could they say that without laughing

[TheFoolishNutter]

I'm Asian....

[drakos4eva]

I think its suppose to be serious - but I couldnt help but laugh my ass off at how serious you guys were and what you guys were saying ...I would've loved to see the bloopers :P

[jackthayer]

god damn it now how are we going to take Asian asainnity now if they know our plans?

[trentsmith1]

I have been crying from laughter for the last 10 minutes or so. This made my day. Congrats to New York, btw. =D

[zakzakzak91]

i wish i could shapeshift

anyone for the 3 headed lady gaga?

[NickJayKay]

This is brilliant

[911timber]

lol this is funny!

[justsomeguy996]

"I'm asian"

[USN1985tres]

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyy. gays suck. All the queerbos should skydive into an active volcano.

[Cindercheth]

@USN1985tres Yep I sucked on my boyfriend's tongue in a passionate kiss that leaves your delicate sensitivities mortally wounded.

*Breaks out the world's tiniest violin* Maestro? "My heart bleeds for you", please!

[USN1985tres]

@Cindercheth

I bet you use that violin all the time to play for your boyfriend when he gets his ass beat for being a fag.

[Cindercheth]

@USN1985tres No... I only break out the full sized violin to cram up your ass, and then beat you with the bow until you stop being a stupid hateful dick lol

[USN1985tres]

@Cindercheth

Of course you like shoving things up people's asses you stupid fucking queer. Why don't you just go commit a cime so you can go to jail and get ass rammed for the rest of your days.

[Cindercheth]

@USN1985tres Funny... I was hoping you'd do the crime so we've one less hateful punk spouting off pure hatred *shrugs*.

Ah well... I'm done lowering myself yo your level.

[USN1985tres]

@Cindercheth

Bitch, you live below me, cause you're always on your knees sucking dick. Take a fairy train to Canada you punk ass faggot.

[CinnabonChan]

@USN1985tres Child, what are you doing on the internet? Your mother said half an hour on neopets for finishing your homework. Go to bed.

[USN1985tres]

@CinnabonChan

Listen to the track, bitch.

[CinnabonChan]

@USN1985tres Non sequiturs. The last refuge of the idiot.

[USN1985tres]

@CinnabonChan

u butthurt bro? Did ur boyfriend hurt you with his dick again?

[CinnabonChan]

@USN1985tres No, so you should stop picturing it to yourself. For someone who goes on about how much they hate gay sex, you seem to finding new ways to bring extremely graphic descriptions of into every conversation. Its really not polite to keep mentioning your private fantasies in public.

[lost76763]

@USN1985tres your girlfriend is always on her knees too, don't pretend like us gays are disgusting when straight people like the same thing.

[babyminnow]

@lost76763 Haha it's hilarious, I don't know why we can't all get along and all get on our knees together, with rainbow flags and everything. Sexual freedom for all! Roll on the day.

[babyminnow]

@lost76763 Oh and another thing, it's mostly bigots, mostly male bigots, like those from NOM, that make out that all oral sex is disgusting....all they want to do is demonise people for their sexuality and demonise certain sex acts so they can control people through guilt. I feel sorry for people who want to spread guilt and fear that way. Freedom to love and freedom to have sex, that's what I'm all for! :D

[ineffablejoy]

This is still funny.

[haveticuz]

1:18 his face says OOoooo Myyyy Goooddd

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Baby Jeebus..tastes like chicken

[12249pEST]

i didnt go to camp to get not gay....just to become gay again.

[BRUCEkbg]

omg lmao "they are going to eat baby jesus" hahahah

[thickterranarmor]

I'm straight, but I fail to see what's wrong with turning tampons into rocket ships.

[brokensongbrokensoul]

@thickterranarmor Sounds like fun! I'm going to ride my tampons to Mars!

[jimhunt81]

I don't care if gay people are gay. I just don't want to push there lifestyle on my children, but gays really do push their lifestyle on other people.

[WorldBFree2006]

@jimhunt81 Ask yourself are gays alone in pushing their lifestyle on people? And... Do they knock on doors pushing literature like the mormons? Do they OWN tv stations and tell you everyone who is not gay is evil godless and going to hell like evangelical christians? Do they wage holy wars and kill innocent civilians like Islamists? I will level with you there are homosexual extremists, but what do they do? Do they commit hate crimes against straights? (i.e Matthew Sheppard)

[IMeepify]

18 people are going to lose their Asianinity...

[Anaprince]

Aaaaahhhhhh the gays are coming! Everyone should check out Ryan Hill's Improv on here. lol

[Clearie552]

lol archiful.. ASIANINITY  lmao

[DoxieVee]

Why am I reminded of Brittany from Glee every time I watch this?

[Kroush7]

@DoxieVee Most of the stuff just is said in the kinda dumb way she would say something which is why I love it.

[zakzakzak91]

i luv the asian <3333

[Poochalot]

Damn this one had me laughing!

[shimmian]

this is best parody of of the ad --- LOVE THIS ONE

[PimpMyParadigm]

MY ASIANINITY!!!! lmao!!!!!! woo more asian representation and racial sarcasm!! love it this was hilarious

[AshyenMagnerus]

"What's next... interracial marriage?"

*whispering*

"O_O"

[Gamezpussy]

"I'm barely straight." "I'm Asian." :D

[BRUCEkbg]

they will eat baby jesus rolfcopter

[PGContributor]

"The gays took my lunch money." "They are shapeshifters."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[ohmss069]

Asianinity? xD!!!!!!!!!!!

[cosmicorder2]

Ha! Great job!

[Skulander1]

This is absolutely great. I love the irony, and the uncovering of NOM's hatred and lies. Thank you for doing this: more people have to join in and make videos responding to NOM's "nom"sense.

[529563]

AWESOME

[alanbounville]

This is awesome!!!!!!!! Bravo!

[Redwolf2565]

Love it, Great video...

[cobramage]

"They're going to turn TAMPONS into ROCKETSHIPS."

[caritas83]

(3/last) Lets start from the basic principles shall we? You are spoused to help people, no matter what. You have to know how to forgive! You need to give second chances to everyone. You have to LOVE for God's sake! The most sacred the most beautiful thing in life! You must love everyone, unconditionally. That is what bible is all about! Jesus is not about fear, is not about hate is not about judging people (thats gods job) why cant you people understand that? This is the real storm!

[caritas83]

(2) What I can not understand is why the gay issue? Why not pre matrimonial sex or why not right to sell your daughter as a slave? or getting divorce. Who are we to decide which one is more important then the other. Jesus commanded to love your enemies, know how to forgive...Matthew 22:36-40: Love your neighbor “Teacher, which is the most important commandment in the law of Moses?”

Jesus replied, ... LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF!" So lets start from what jesus says is the most important!

[caritas83]

(1) Stop calling them ignorant for God's sake! They are just "special" or lets say Good lord do not create all of us equal. A gay man is incapable to love a women, right? Ok then these primitive minds are incapable of understanding bible. There are thousands of commands on bible. Most of the are dedicated to love, to help each other to not to judge and a very small amount of them (in gay case it is 6 verse) deals with other things like being gay, getting divorce, having pre matrimonial sex...

[eldermikey0507]

How did they find out about the rocket ship tampons plan?! *Sigh* I guess it's back to the old drawing board. :'(

[mikeltkt]

"A coalition... coming together to start a veritable SHITSTORM of fear mongering. Won't you join us?" LMAO ;D

[horsegerbil]

"They are going to turn tampons into rocketships."

LMAO. :D

[LadyeCatte]

Loved it! Simply LOOOOOVED IT! 100,000 thumbs up! Great work!

[MonoDaro]

LMFAO!!!! I love you people!

[jer0021]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This made my week.

[tanuresco]

Those ignorants radical baptist people are so stupid and fool!! these rednecks make me laugh of their retarded minds and make me feel so pity for their huge IGNORANCE! GOD OPEN THEIR MINDS! GO STUDY MORE!!

Here in BRAZIL we are getting the total gay marriege at all the entire country! \o/ and soon all the SOUTH AMERICA!

HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE OR A DISEASE THAT CAN BE TREATED.

LOVE RIGHTS FOR ALL!! PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT.

[NakedWombat666]

theyre going to eat baby jesus - LOL - well done all

[thenewkeg10609]

Fuck this is helerious

[kosmonaut5]

Im ASIAN!!! bahahahah

[myteethareshiny]

Hilarious!

[BadxKittenxLane]

Does anyone have the real thing? All I can find is pardodies.

[huntjordan]

#lol

[zakzakzak91]

not... the.. asians... :( lollll

if i could shapeshift, id be happy ^^

[tchanabc]

#LOL

[andrewfedd]

OMG SO FUNNY I LOVE IT FROM ALL THE VIDEOS THIS IS THE BEST THK YOU FOR POST THIS

[williambrown007]

I bet these people are for gays. They were only mocking the other anti-gay infomercials.

[Sebizzar]

@williambrown007 Wow you're so smart :0 lol

[kardguy]

HAHAHA good for you guys for making this video

[TrueChibiSeme]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA their going to ..... EAT BABY JESUS! XD HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[guyver2095]

I absolutely love it

[lpinto3]

haha I had to watch this about 5x in a row just so I could laugh til I couldn't breathe.

[HelloTacoPocket]

This is absolutely brilliant! It made me roar with laughter. :D

Satire like this is a good defense against hate. :] It all starts here with contributions like this.

[dancinmachine16]

my favorite by far. i had to watch it several times cause i kept missing parts from laughing so hard. "theyre shapshifters"

[blahblahqaz]

Loveed this sooo much XD

[bigsherm69]

LOL that was great!

[reddog22000]

Hahahahaha! That was great!

[Tribian]

I laughed so hard through the entire vid!!! lol

[1979MAXMUS]

they are dracula and they will suck my blood lol . im gay and love gays ho ho ho

[groundsman]

they'r going to eat baby jesus!! ahahahahahahahahaha

[jusguyz]

YaY!!!

[KawaRyuu788]

"they stole my lunch money" ROFLMAO, wow i really needed a laugh like that!

[newoldtime25]

this is definitely one of the best ones i've seen!

[TbasketballG]

LOL! This is freakin hiLARIOUS

[eskoberkusen]

hahahaha super funny!!! thanks... form mexico city

[Tewaz1]

This is the best video ever! I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[LadySpyke]

I almost died at "They're going to eat baby jesus."

[LifterWill]

Tampons into Rocketships??? LAWD HAMURCY!!

[muellerican]

I Support Prop.8!!! I 100% Support Prop.8. See, I live in Latin America. Mexico City already Legalized same-sex marriage and Argentina and Uruguay will probably Legalize it too, and soon all of Latin America. If so, then gay Californians will have to immigrate south of the border. And I want cheap gay maids from California. That's why I support Prop.8

[loverofwolves]

0_o Is it time for my next Gay-Straight Alliance meeting yet?XD I MUST show thiis video compared to the actual ad. This is just purely AMAZING. Great job, guys.xD

[gymnastict]

Very well done! Thank you.

[TheShadowkiss12]

OMG LOL whoever made this video. I love you forever! Im laughing so hard that there are actually tears in my eyes!

[RaunchyPixel]

THE GAYS STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY! XD

[CdnStargazer]

"They're going to turn tampons...into rocketships."

ROFL

[phocjame]

"They're going to...eat baby jesus."

You can just hear it in his voice, barely being kept from breaking into hysterics.

Either that or well acted fear.

[750055able]

this is just too hilarious!!

[electricalwell]

lmao...

"they're taking away my asianinity"

[AtheistLurker]

About time.

[AtheistLurker]

They want to end baseball. xD

[pibot314]

Best remake yet, great work!

[MrCgwartney]

omg, im hurting from laughing so hard!!!

[OnlyStarsCanShine91]

My fave person is the Mass. Mother

[WeSpeak]

They are shapeshifters...!!!

[jstherapeutic]

They're going to eat baby Jesus! lol ....Awesome!

[MaryWaterton]

When will the evil state governments of Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, and New Hampshire give their citizens a chance to vote on "gay marriage"???

[aeroldoth]

When will the evil US gvt let our country live by mob rule???

Tyranny of the majority is what the Founders wanted !!!111!!!!!1

[WeSpeak]

Marriage is a right, not a rite. You can't vote on rights... well, until prop 8 you couldn't. The moral is still there though.

[idaman12345]

when will the real evil be made illegal

religion

[shadowmyfeet]

@idaman12345 Right, and you forcing your view of the world on people who don't want to accept it isn't evil at all.. no.. it's a very mature, fair thing to do.

Hitler didn't even give the Jews a choice, if they were Jews they were not allowed to be doctors. Now, the same is true. If a doctor/hospital is Catholic, they cannot be for long before they are forced by the state to accept homosexuality. The same with churches, and same with Jews in 1930s.

I hope you contract AIDS and die from it.

[idaman12345]

@shadowmyfeet since when is wanting equal rights "forcing" anything?

and the only ones forcing anything is religion

[shadowmyfeet]

@idaman12345

ROFLMAO EQUAL RIGHTS YEAH RIGHT You want more rights than others, stfu lying sack. You want to force religions to accept your conscious lifestyle decisions. Equal rights? You're again sadly mistaken. It would only be 'equal' to you in your eyes. Meanwhile, and I've asked litigation students and practitioners, a priest can be fully sued for preaching his beliefs because homosexual 'marriage' is recognized in Canada. How long before the USA? Well, I'll just add that into the next..

[idaman12345]

@shadowmyfeet if that was true id be against gay marriage

you claim gays are forcing their beliefs on others

when in reality its religion that is a FACT

[shadowmyfeet]

@idaman12345 Bradley LaShawn Fowler, a gay man, claims his constitutional rights were infringed upon by Zondervan Publishing Co. and Thomas Nelson Publishing, both of which, he claims, deliberately caused homosexuals to suffer by misinterpretation of the Bible.

Religion doesn't force people to make decisions. It informs them of life and the world and the results of actions and lets them choose what they want to do. It does not challenge people who cry against religion for 'emotional harm' ROFL

[shadowmyfeet]

@idaman12345 U.S. District Judge Julian Abele Cook Jr., who will hear Fowler’s case against Thomas Nelson, says the court “has some very genuine concerns about the nature and efficacy of [Fowler’s] claims."

[CinnabonChan]

@shadowmyfeet Do you who else Hitler didn't give a choice? The gays. :)

Do you know who was instrumental in winning World War 2 for the Allies, and developing the modern computer? A gay man called Turing. :)

[cobramage]

@idaman12345

Then people would be persecuted for simply having beliefs... Sound familiar... Like maybe the Holocaust?

Dumbass.

[AspieJohnny]

@idaman12345

Not all religion is evil. I'm a Christian but I think that gays are supposed to be here. If they weren't, they wouldn't exist.

[Treemeadow]

@AspieJohnny

So, why does the bible say they're an abomination, then?

You can't be pro-gay rights AND a Literalist Christian. You'd have to think the Bible is fallible in some way.

[AspieJohnny]

I am not a literalist Christian.

Leviticus was a fucking nutjob.

[Treemeadow]

@AspieJohnny

Leviticus wasn't a person, but the book definitely was a nutjob.

[AspieJohnny]

Oh O_O

I didn't know that XD

Oh well. It doesn't change what I believe in.

[idaman12345]

when will you realize that these "evil state governments" arent evil at all?

[LilRippy]

i love this <3

[sapphyreseraph]

The "redneck" kid is the funniest xD "What's next?! Interracial marriage?! *Whisper Whisper* O_O"

Or the Asian woman, "They're gonna take away my Asianitity..."

[LigierPaulMercer]

They are going to eat... baby jesus.

[YurNotSpecial]

I love this video!

[Bambi2099]

"They're going to turn tampons into rocketships..."

[JuggernautRF]

This is genius))) I think prop 8 would have never passed if this ad aired in tv

[prolefeedprocessor]

"They gays took my lunch money." I didn't notice that the first 8 times i watched it. LOL! Love the whole thing.

[rclyons]

Hahaha, oh thats great!

"Im Asian"

"I didn't go to camp to get NOT gay, just to become gay again!"

Thanks for fighting

Be Out

"

[kztar621]

"A veritable shit-storm of fear mongery"

You got to love how that lady looks so angry and at the same time is almost laughing.

[socheathsun]

i watched this video 20 times...and i cant stop laughing

[Shakrok]

LMAO I love it!

[Xarbaz]

ROFL.  Thanks for this. Brilliant.

[interferencemusic]

"They're taking away my Asianitity"

"They're going to eat Baby Jesus"

hahaha Wow. Awesome video!

[monkeyjb1988]

Sweet. Makes more sense than the real one (sad isn't it) "What's next...inter-racial marriage"?

[jeffp44]

That was hilarious. A coalition of multicultural and multiethnic peoples of all races, creeds and colours are coming together to form a veritable shitstorm of fearmongering. LOL Classic.

[Gemilyroxsox]

"I am a scientist, and I'm forced to believe in science" LMAO

[LostLocke]

Hahahahaha NICE!

*looks nervously around for shape shifters*

[IrenicMirror]

Absurdist humor at its finest. I applaud you good sirs

[LokiSilverFlame]

LOL!!! I laughed some much I think I wet myself! This is brilliant! I'm sharing it with ALL of my friends and foes alike.

[yaoifanXXkaya]

hmm Jesus taste good! ^.^

I made people go gay

im dateing a asian chick and im a chick.

my cuzin dateing asian dude and he a dude.

yes we killed u mother fucking people's baby jesus! get use to it!

[OmarFernandoChavez]

HAHAHA!

[fffdavid]

Oh God I'm cracking up just listening, it must have been so hard to say those lines with a straight face (Pun totally intended ^^)

[SelfDestructiveEnt]

"They are shape shifters"

"They want to end baseball"

"They want to eat baby Jesus"

LOL AMAZING

[LokiSilverFlame]

That was the funniest shit I've seen in a LONG time!

[VabeachKMfan]

They're taking away my asianinity

[marycigarettes]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahha­haha....wonderful!

[6sully8391]

=)

Love

[kbish1984]

ROLMFAO oh my god that was GREAT! best 2 lines "Their going to turn tampons into rocketships" and "Their going to eat the baby Jesus"

[wellexcusememr]

omg. fucking brilliant.

they're going to eat baby jesus!

theyre going to turn tampons into rocket ships!

[kawaii0neko0nya]

"They're taking away my Asianinity." :D :D

[jonnyfallsdowndrunk]

GENIUS.

[NatSparky]

I love the interracial marriage part XD

But the tampons turning into rocketships takes the cake XD

[beanjavert]

end baseball indeed ^^

[bethkins1287]

This is was so funny. "They're going to turn tampons into rocket ships"

Haha!

[Storadin]

lol

The best line in a video in 2009: "A veritable shit-storm of fear mongering." Genius.